MineCraft+MineSweeper+Diablo+WarCraft...
Brings us the MineWorld of DiabloCraft Sweeper-as-a-Service for only $9.99 per person per month for eternity!
An MSN account is required, as is a permanent broadband connection directly into your brain for the delivery of personalized ads & mandatory updates to ensure proper brainwashing.
Now hold still while the nice NeuroSurgeon installs this tiny little DirectNeuralInterface. Don't worry about the chainsaw noises, this won't hurt the doctor at all...
*Screen goes black to reduce the amounts of projectile vomiting*
Thank you for subscribing. We at Microsoft appreciate your business. And now for your first interactive advertisement, here comes Clippy!
"Hi! I'm Clippy, the newest Sales & Marketing spokesclip at Microsoft. It looks like you're trying to claw out your brand new DNI. That's a violation of the Terms of Service you agreed to. The following electrocution is just our way of encouraging a pleasing user experience. You're welcome!"
*ZapZotZorchScorch*
"It looks like you're busy flopping around on the floor. Would you like a hand? *Applause* Very nice! I give you a 6.8 out of 10 for floppyness. Now, shall we proceed to the ads?"
*Screen fades to black as abject screams akin to a Vogon poetry reading dopplers into silence*
This vision of your gaming future brought to you by the makers of MindBleach. What Has Been Seen Can Not Be Unseen, but it can be muted to unrecognizable haze!