back to article Less than PEACH-y: UK's plant export IT system only works with Internet Explorer

A key British border IT system used by plant and seed exporters is so ancient that it will only work with Internet Explorer – which was deprecated by Microsoft last year and is used by relatively few people. The snappily named Department for the Environment, Food, and Rural Affairs (Defra) says horticultural companies moving …

  1. Will Godfrey Silver badge

    Sounds entirely predictable.

    One must be reasonable, these people have far more important things to keep them busy that merely providing the service they are set up to perform

    /s {in case it's needed}

    1. gobaskof

      Re: Sounds entirely predictable.

      Exactly! Besides, no new system could possibly be approved until it can forcibly play the National Anthem to all users once per day.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Sounds entirely predictable.

      I work at a publicly traded company whose Oracle interface only works with IE. This is more common than you think, due to Oracle's abusive price structure.

      1. matjaggard

        Re: Sounds entirely predictable.

        All the more reason to abandon oracle ASAP. If I had my way, no tax payer money would be allowed to go to certain companies. Amazon, Oracle and several big auditors and consultancy firms come to mind immediately.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Sounds entirely predictable.

          Unfortunately large scale ERP systems tend to be by the Oracle's/SAPs/Microsoft's of

          world. To make a big ERP system that works usually needs the staffing level of these sort of companies.

          Auditors are often choose as a status thing, as it if you don't use one of the big four you are a small.company in your market place.

          Doesn't make it right but that is the way of the world.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Sounds entirely predictable.

        Sounds like R12.1 there, or heaven forbid 11i.

  2. DJV Silver badge

    "we will update this article accordingly"

    I suspect you might need to send them a fax or possibly even a telegram to get them to respond!

    Failing that, write a missive on vellum, fold it, tie it with ribbon and secure it using sealing wax - then get your footman to deliver it by hand.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: "we will update this article accordingly"

      Failing that, how about WhatsApp and a £58,000 donation?

    2. Kubla Cant

      Re: "we will update this article accordingly"

      I think DEFRA accept messages by cleft stick.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sounds like a job for ...... !!!???

    I am sure a nice contractor or 2 (Dozen) could fix this for £2000 a day !!!

    Quick call up the ususal suspects and issue a £multi-million contract at once.

    :)

    1. WeeJockPooPongMcDude

      Re: Sounds like a job for ...... !!!???

      Edge -> IE mode.

      £2000 please!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Sounds like a job for ...... !!!???

        Not necessarily...

        We have a stock control system that was written years ago in some version of ASP that will run in IE11 but not Edge because IE11 drops back to 'IE5 Quirks mode' but Edge's IE Mode doesn't seem to go back that far.

        Why hasn't it been upgraded? The M word... too few users, so who gets to put their hands in their incredibly deep pockets

        That and the fact that if we shout too loud we are liable to 'migrated' to the main warehouse stock control system... great(relatively!?!) for shifting boxes from goods-in to goods-out but crap when you are taking boxes of generic parts and shipping them out assembled as custom builds

        1. Ken G Silver badge
          Trollface

          Why hasn't it been upgraded? The M word

          Morons?

    2. GreyWolf

      Re: Sounds like a job for ...... !!!???

      Contractors could do that, but will want their contracts to be deemed outside of IR35 (reasonable, considering the personal risk taken when getting involved with DEFRA, the known most toxic department in the government).

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Again ..

    .. that's why the use of Open Standards should be mandatory in government.

    Implementing ANY dependency of anything proprietary starts a time clock which only benefits suppliers and consultants, not users. But hey, those do at least pay for luxurious lunches, right?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Again ..

      I don't disagree, but while it's necessary, it's not always sufficient.

      Open Standards can be written by corporate entities, too. Case in point, in its time, IE4 was the most standard-compliant browser, mostly because MS had started working hard with the W3C, and giving them suggestions. In the meantime, Netscape, intoxicated by its near complete dominance of the browser market, was going its own way and losing it.

      Chromium can be open-source, and the standard open, if Google is the one deciding what the standard is, they will make life very difficult for any would-be competitor.

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: Again ..

        Open Standards can be written by corporate entities, too. Case in point, in its time, IE4 was the most standard-compliant browser, mostly because MS had started working hard with the W3C, and giving them suggestions. In the meantime, Netscape, intoxicated by its near complete dominance of the browser market, was going its own way and losing it.

        Having quickly looked at the tutorial videos which just consist of form filling and validation, it should have been literally impossible to fuck this up in 2001 when IE6 was launched, but whoever did this website managed it.

        No matter, PEACH will be phased out and a new system introduced later this year, which will probably be Chrome only.

        1. david 12 Silver badge

          Re: Again ..

          Quirks Mode was the universal / open source / netscape mode. People coded to Quirks Mode because they did not want to code to the MS / IE6 mode

  5. elDog

    I'm saddled with an IE-dependent system because of "Silverlight" - the Flash-Slayer

    The company in the US has been struggling for several years to port their Silverlight implementation to something much more modern: Angular.

    Needles to say, the conversion from one old/dead/rotten technology to something in the throws hasn't been going well.

    1. RichardBarrell

      Re: I'm saddled with an IE-dependent system because of "Silverlight" - the Flash-Slayer

      This gives me an idea for a mean prank: gently suggest implementing the Silverlight VM atop JavaScript so the old code can continue to be used as-is. Try to make someone really important think it was their idea rather than yours, just in case of fallout.

      1. elDog

        Re: I'm saddled with an IE-dependent system because of "Silverlight" - the Flash-Slayer

        Sorry I'm so late at looking at responses to my lame responses.

        However, your idea makes me think that this would actually be a great little project for the budding JS developer. A Silverlight emulator in JS. Just think of the market (or don't).

  6. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

    PEACH

    The core of which is quite toxic.

    1. TRT Silver badge

      Re: PEACH

      Ah, but the user interface is well fuzzed.

  7. AdamWill

    A Firefox user writes...

    "Anyone using it after that date is on their own as far as security and usability upgrades go – and even at the time we noted that just 1 per cent of web users were surfing the information superhighway's subterranean clouds through IE11, everyone else being on full-fat Google Chrome or diet Microsoft Chrome. Sorry, we mean Windows 10's default browser Edge."

    *ahem*

    we're still just about here, you know...

    1. Adelio

      Re: A Firefox user writes...

      I Use Firefox!

      1. matjaggard

        Re: A Firefox user writes...

        I'm genuinely glad someone does, I really think the world could do with more than one browser implementation. Equally, I've not managed to switch from Chrome myself yet - I've tried but I'm just so used to it.

        1. Hubert Cumberdale Silver badge

          Re: A Firefox user writes...

          That's how they get you. Just do it. It's not like FF is in Welsh or something – the buttons are just slightly different.

          1. H in The Hague

            Re: A Firefox user writes...

            "Just do it."

            Yup, on the whole FF works perfectly well for me. Even when I have three instances of the browser running with dozens of tabs in each it seems to run perfectly well on my fairly average laptop.

            Though a few sites don't work nicely with it, in which case I use Brave or Pale Moon, v occasionally MS Edge. Any suggestions for other web browsers to try?

            1. 080

              Re: A Firefox user writes...

              Slimjet

          2. Jamie Jones Silver badge

            Re: A Firefox user writes...

            It is if you want it! https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/all/?q=Welsh

            1. Hubert Cumberdale Silver badge

              Re: A Firefox user writes...

              I'm guessing from your name that you might just be someone who can benefit from this. I wonder how many of you there are...

              Apparently there are around 884 000 people who speak Welsh (29.2% of the population of Wales). This is around 0.01% of the world's population. A fairly recent estimate put the proportion of people in the world with internet access at around 56.7%. However, in Wales, that figure is more like 89%. StatCounter recently estimated that FF's market share is about 3.66%.

              884 000 × 89% × 3.66% = 28 795 people who can speak Welsh who also use Firefox (very approximately)

              I have to say, that's more than I expected. Now, as to how many of them are just using it in English anyway, that's a different query.

              SELECT People FROM Wales WHERE CONTAINS(Languages, 'Welsh') AND UseInternet=True AND Browser='Firefox' AND BrowserLanguage='Welsh';

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: A Firefox user writes...

                There are some mining communities in Patagonia that speak Welsh

                https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-32886076

                1. Ken G Silver badge
                  Paris Hilton

                  Re: A Firefox user writes...

                  How's the Wifi there?

          3. Pen-y-gors

            Re: A Firefox user writes...

            But curiously - I use FF and it's in Welsh!

            1. gerryg

              Re: A Firefox user writes...

              I'm not sure your statistical analysis is on point. I believe Firefox supports Klingon. KDE (and I'm sure all other open source ecosystems) has a translate project so if you were so inclined you could add Welsh, Cornish, Erse, Breton (no-one has as far as I can see but there are two dialects of Norwegian and something called interlingua)

              That;s the point. If you want it you can have it.

            2. Norman Nescio Silver badge

              Re: A Firefox user writes...

              Well of course it is, ff is a letter in the Welsh alphabet.

      2. Hubert Cumberdale Silver badge

        Re: A Firefox user writes...

        #metoo

    2. iron Silver badge

      Re: A Firefox user writes...

      Indeed the author shows a shocking lack of knowledge about available web browsers. Something of a major problem for an IT news website. The quality of El Reg has dropped considerably in the last 5 years.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: A Firefox user writes...

      Yeah but Firefox are doing everything they can to get rid of us.

      I've already stopped using Firefox on mobile because the updates last year turned it to absolute shit and now they are going balls deep to crypto NFT shite.

    4. Chris G

      Re: A Firefox user writes...

      If the only alternatives are Chrome or Edge, FF is going to have to go a very long way downhill before I will ditch it.

      FF is quite happy with droves of tabs while running BluHell and U Block and does what I want it to.

  8. Dwarf

    Not fit for purpose

    Given that Microsoft have End of Life'd Internet Exploder, then how can the product be seen as fit for purpose if nobody has a browser that can communicate with it ?

    Perhaps now is a good time to talk to DEFRA about having a technology roadmap.

    1. GreyWolf

      Re: Not fit for purpose

      "technology roadmap" for DEFRA.

      Nice long project with juicy fees - I like how you think.

      1. this

        Re: Not fit for purpose

        In a former life I was involved in a small way with agriculture and had some dealings with ADAS - as that was what was later morphed into DEFRA by government edict. The ADAS advice service was free to farmers and growers as it was seen as promoting the common good.

        When it was rebadged as DEFRA it was no longer free and had to become 'self financing' and the upheaval caused many problems. (eg the set-aside payments fiasco).

        At the time I remember the previous ADAS employees had the new DEFRA acronym as:

        'Dont Ever F***ing Reorganise us Again.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'll see your IE11

    and lower you to your IE6

    HMRC still run a bunch of stuff in IE. Self assessment (which is positively geriatric) and NPS both work in IE11 via plugin hell.

    1. Piro Silver badge

      Re: I'll see your IE11

      It probably was ie6 - reading more closely reveals ie11 needs to open the page in compatibility mode

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Linux

      Re: I'll see your IE11

      Wot? I've been doing SA for over 20 years ... on a Linux box.

      1. Martin an gof Silver badge

        Re: I'll see your IE11

        Admittedly it's ten years since I needed to do Self Assessment, but back then it seemed to work perfectly well in Firefox on Linux, and before that I used Safari on OSX 10.4.

        Not quite so much luck on Netsurf under RiscOS though :-)

        M.

    3. Alexander Lovell

      Re: I'll see your IE11

      Self Assessment works perfectly in Chrome. All except the final screen which seems to be broken because it keeps telling me I owe them money. They should really fix that bug.

    4. midgepad

      SA in FF

      Works fine, on Linux.

  10. jvf

    Why does any program “need” a browser to work?

    I used to have problems installing Quickbooks for clients (I HATE Quickbooks) which needed IE5 (or some such version) to work but IE7 was out and so everything would crash and workarounds were needed. So, I’d wonder-why would ANY program tie itself to a browser much less a SPECIFIC version of a browser in order to work? I thought it was short sighted in the extreme. Could someone explain this? Thanks

    1. Will Godfrey Silver badge
      Unhappy

      Re: Why does any program “need” a browser to work?

      Because using a browser means you don't need to know anything at all about graphics/UI programming. Indeed, using the {spit} crap like {shudder} FrontPage, means you don't even need to know anything at all about HTML.

    2. iron Silver badge

      Re: Why does any program “need” a browser to work?

      All browsers implement the HTML spec differently. Even different versions of the same browser, especially if that borwser is IE.

      If you tie your code to supporting 1 version of 1 browser then that is all you have to support not multiple versions of multiple browsers so it is much simpler. Or you could pay more and hire competent devs. We're lucky they don't say "works only on IE5 on MacOS 10.4" or something like that.

    3. erikscott
      Coat

      Re: Why does any program “need” a browser to work?

      The most common IE6 dependency I've seen (and it's been a while, honestly) is reliance on "doing the right thing" with sloppy, malformed HTML. This is easy to fix. The thing that's hard to fix, on the other hand, is anything that used VBscript instead of JavaScript. It's not that the languages are so utterly different - they're both procedural languages - but it seemed like tons of undocumented business logic always lurked in the VBscript which in turn seems to have been lifted out of old Excel spreadsheet macros that may or may not have been right when they were first written. By now, the authors of those steaming piles are most likely retired if not expired.

      Icon because "what a steaming pile... I'll just be on my way now".

  11. djnapkin

    Even in the world of lazy, befuddled public servants, this is egregious slackness.

    1. Tom 7

      Are you sure its not government interference and cuts?

  12. Alex Brett

    Backend security?

    What worries me more is if this tool dates from the days of IE6 or 7, has anybody actually reviewed the backend code for security issues (e.g. SQL injection, XSS etc) since it was built?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Backend security?

      Hahahaha.

      It will probably have been pen tested but in my experience that doesn't necessarily find all issues with that kind of codebase. There will be out of date dependencies with flaws, it probably relies on an ancient version of ASP.Net (or worse plain old classic ASP) and you don't want to think about what a mess the code is in.

      (I have some experience working on NHS & uk.gov systems most of which I wouldn't trust to handle my coffee budget let alone billions of pounds.)

    2. mark l 2 Silver badge

      Re: Backend security?

      To be honest, its problem what is needed a nice data breach from caused by running outdated software for them to suddenly find the funds to get it replaced with something newer.

    3. TRT Silver badge

      Re: Backend security?

      I'm sure the PEACH kernel is sufficiently hardened.

  13. Binraider Silver badge

    Just another foray into dependency hell.

    Really, given that there are 70s systems and code widely used should we be surprised anymore? Admittedly keeping those working usually a lot easier because of standard libraries and stable platforms.

    In other news, civil service IT is expensive and ineffective. Yep, I’ve heard that one a lot too.

  14. martinusher Silver badge

    I suppose what's needed is an HMBrowser

    You'd think that if HM Government could produce all this back end stuff that they'd sponsor a browser that they know works with that backend. It doesn't have to be written from the ground up but it does need to be a generic browser that doesn't get updated / change version at the whim of a supplier. After all, a lot of the behaviour of the browser isn't about rendering pages but providing 'analytics' in that never ending tail chase to figure out what a user does with their spare time (and cash).

    It doesn't have to look pretty, it just has to work (and it doesn't need to render properly on phones, watches or anything like that)(not that present browsers do, anyway).

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: I suppose what's needed is an HMBrowser

      Also security fixes forever.

      That's the real problem. They almost certainly aren't keeping up with applying security patches to the normal systems where you only have to run an installer, so asking them to apply a patch, compile it, test it works, fix the stuff the patch broke is just way too much.

      Better to spend the effort on the actual "web apps", making them secure and standards compliant so anyone can use them with Chrome or Safari.

  15. jollyboyspecial

    I remember when we had a supplier who had one system that would only run properly on IE6. There came a time (probably around 12 years ago maybe more) when our security policies dictated that IE6 was strictly forbidden. Now this security policy was informed by certain standards we legally had to comply with so there was simply no getting round it. We'd tried later versions of IE running in compatibility mode and it was no good. There were one or two things you simply could not do with anything other than IE6.

    This supplier was a certain telecoms company. Big one, you'll know them, almost a monopoly in some senses. We didn't really have any choice other than to use them and they simply weren't interested in our predicament. Yes they acknowledged the problem. but they would not do any more than assure us that it would be fixed in a future version. It would they promised work with later versions of IE and also on Firefox, even that new fangled Chrome thing. But, they tried to excuse themselves, they did not develop the system. It was a third party system they used and they were reliant on the third party.

    No amount of escalations could change things. So our senior management instructed us to keep a laptop with IE6 in a locked cupboard and get it out only when we needed to use this system. This was usually at least once a day. Domain policies were such that we had to run this laptop on a "test" DIA ADSL circuit we had in the corner of the office.

    1. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

      Bloody Terrible?

      1. jollyboyspecial

        That's the badger

  16. Potemkine! Silver badge

    Defra had not responded to The Register's request for comment by the time of publication

    Expect an answer in the coming decades...

  17. Abominator

    Its almost like the government wants to make things as hard as possible for UK businesses.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Was it a certain Boris Johnson who said, "F*ck business"? Shurely not…

  18. Scott Pedigo
    Coat

    We Need Nicolas Cage

    as he is the peach specialist.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSpUCqe22qk

  19. xyz Silver badge

    Is it an....

    .... ActiveX control splatted on a web page? Ah, the memories!

  20. jollyboyspecial

    PUSA

    I now have the song Peaches going round in my head on an endless loop.

    Thanks

  21. JulieM Silver badge

    So what happens if

    So what happens if, as a consequence of a "youthful indiscretion", you are barred from buying Microsoft software?

  22. x 7

    Ask the NHS

    Ask the NHS how many clinical software systems only work in IE (mainly with an outdated Java plugin)

    You won't like the answer

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Tech Firms

    Have this problem too...One of my clients deals closely with Samsung and they have to submit invoices etc to Samsung on a regular basis...through a portal that only works in IE.

    Bane of my fucking existence.

  24. Dave559 Silver badge

    All Gaul is conquered…?

    "Almost all major browsers nowadays are built on Google's Chromium engine"??!

    By Toutatis!

    «The web is entirely occupied by the oppressors. Well, not entirely… One small village of indomitable netizens still holds out against the invaders.»

    Fireferix and Safarix would like some words with you about that… If you're suitably repentant, they perhaps might not plant a menhir somewhere where it would hurt you to dig it out! Paf!

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