"At least a candle doesn't need a software patch every few weeks."
Of course someone thought of that
What could ever go wrong with that...
IKEA, furniture retailer and place where relationships go to die, features large in our final run of borks. It also appears unable to configure Windows, as demonstrated in this edition of The Register's 12 Borks of Christmas. Snapped by one-time Vulture Matt Hughes, who we know is more likely to be found rescuing some elderly …
Of course someone thought of that
What could ever go wrong with that...
According to the kickstarter page it was abandoned in March 2020
But 150 people were prepared to pay $49 for a candle they could light remotely.
A cheap firefighter costs a few quid
A box of matches costs a few pence.
Why would you need this?
Nothing ever burns down by itself, every fire needs a little bit of help
----->obv icon
What could ever go wrong?
The linked website claims:
"They are, therefore, scented candles that are used to meditate, to do yoga, or simply to set a house."
set a house....what might that unfinished sentence be? alight? aflame? asunder?
The mind boggles....
Ah yes, The Illusion of Control. Either as you say 'better suicide than execution' but could also be 'I can't control the virus but I can control the vaccination'.
On a related note I think managers often suffer from this illusion. 'I can't control our sales but I can force my staff to come into the office'. From that article:
Wyatt Mann hypothesized a basic competence motive that people satisfy by exerting control.
And:
Self-regulation theory offers another explanation. To the extent that people are driven by internal goals concerned with the exercise of control over their environment, they will seek to reassert control in conditions of chaos, uncertainty or stress. One way of coping with a lack of real control is to falsely attribute oneself control of the situation
Well, they put that black tape on it, so they must have touched it ... kinda makes me wonder if there is anybody at that store who knows anything at all about computers in general.
Judging by my one interaction with Ikea employees I'd say probably not ...
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