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back to article And the winning entry for the Jumper of Windows Past is...

Our back-of-the-cupboard Microsoft knitwear is winging its way to a lucky(?) reader. Naturally, the winning entry for next year's theme was Clippy-related but there were some crackers from the Reg readership. Shockingly, it appears that not everyone is a fan of the Windows giant or its wares. Def observed: "I think Microsoft's …

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  1. herman
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    Cliff hanger

    A Windows jumper? Off a cliff you mean?

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    1. TeeCee Gold badge
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      Re: Cliff hanger

      No, off a windowledge of course...

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      1. ItWasn'tMe
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        Blue scream of death

        But only on a sunny day, and into the ocean.

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        1. yetanotheraoc Silver badge
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          Re: Blue scream of death

          Stop me if you've heard this one before.

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          1. The Dogs Meevonks Silver badge
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            Re: Blue scream of death

            0x80070070

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  2. Anonymous Coward
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    Like a Banksy, the only jumper where...

    Like a Banksy, the only jumper where... if you put it through a shredder it would be worth more. (to me at least).

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    I got a Windows Advent calendar. Opened one window, all the others opened by themselves.

    And a few minutes later they *all* closed of their own accord.

    <with thanks to Gary Delaney - https://www.garydelaney.com/ )

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