back to article Think you can solve the UK's electric vehicle charging point puzzle? The Ordnance Survey wants to hear about it

The UK's venerable Ordnance Survey is to fling open its electronic doors in an effort to tackle infrastructure challenges faced by the UK's rollout of electric vehicles (EVs). Blighty does not have the best of records when it comes to access to charging points for EVs and, with a 2030 ban on the sale of new petrol and diesel …

  1. Vometia has insomnia. Again. Silver badge

    The names of places

    I confess to sniggering so much at the image that I found the article somewhat difficult to concentrate on. Er anyway, yes, I see that UK.gov capacity to plan things properly is on its usual schedule. To be a massive cock-up.

    They could probably get a greater uptake in people wanting to use cars that need charging points if they were situated in places with amusing names. Maybe.

    Edit: for the nth time to correct my previous edits. D:

    1. Fr. Ted Crilly Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: The names of places

      Well for a start, having a dump charge at Shitterton on the A35 would be worth a day for the photo...

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: The names of places

        And a charger at Pity Me which will always be out of order. Probably no point in putting a charger in at No Place, Co. Durham though.

  2. wolfetone Silver badge
    Trollface

    Surely the ultimate utopian solution to this problem is to figure out how to generate electrical power from the hot air and ego that can be produced from owning an EV?

    You know what I mean - the whole "this journey cost me £2 to make because I just charge the car at home and away I go" -> capture that, turn it in to something meaningful like electric power to power their car. The monster then feeds itself, the more they can power it from their own hot air, the more their ego inflates, the more hot air is produced.

    1. Alpine_Hermit
      FAIL

      The REAL challenge is not where to place the chargers, it's where on Earth to get all the extra electricity generation needed, and baseload rather than fickle wind and solar.

      As importantly, the current network cannot handle the extra load required.

      As for all UK "strategic" planning in the recent decade or two, it's just pie in the sky because it's not a proper plan and it certainly won't be properly executed.

      Far more logical would be to use LPG as a fuel, it's available already and existing cars can be easily and cheaply converted to it, we've had it for 3 decades. Then increasingly scale up hydrogen as a fuel, and both to be made available from the existing fueling infrastructure / locations.

      Problem solved, and no digging up of Andean salt flats needed, nor kids digging in central African deep pits for rare earth metals to keep Elon's factories busy.

      1. tiggity Silver badge

        Couple of my near neighbours in UK have EV cars and their solar panels give enough power for that (& far more home power use besides, even in Winter). Though they do have advantage of plenty of South facing roof to mount panels on.

        No EV or solar for me as I'm not rich like my near neighbours so cannot afford either... (a long wait before EV cars in the cheap old banger price range..)

        1. John Robson Silver badge

          "(a long wait before EV cars in the cheap old banger price range..)"

          Yes, because there are vanishingly few end of life EVs... Over the next decade(s) that will significantly change.

          1. Reaps

            and avoid buying a 10+year old tesla

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbrIQioiv8k

          2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

            " Over the next decade(s) that will significantly change."

            I wonder what state the EOL batteries will be in?

            Vintage Nissan Leaf, one careful lady owner, max. range 5 miles. Might make it to the shops and back if you keep the heating/air-con and lights turned off.

            1. ravenviz Silver badge

              “max. range 5 miles. Might make it to the shops and back”

              That’s just what most car journeys are now!

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          One thought that has occurred to me (although I confess I don't know enough about solar panels to know if it could work, and frankly can't be arsed to find out) is what if all cars after 2030 had to have a solar panel on them? I'm not suggesting it could completely charge a car, but it might be enough for the daily commute and a trip to Tesco. EVs are already so terrifyingly expensive another couple of grand probably wouldn't make any difference...

          Also means HMG wouldn't need to build half a dozen new power stations to supply all the 'leccy!

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            but it might be enough for the daily commute and a trip to Tesco.

            Do the math, it'll maybe get you to the end of your driveway.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            With current technology it'd take about three months to charge a 100kWh battery.

            So you might need a wind turbine on top as well to generate additional electricity when driving.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              "So you might need a wind turbine on top as well to generate additional electricity when driving."

              ooo, a perpetual motion machine, loverly!.

          3. Dr Simon

            A 250W panel is about the same size as a car roof, so I'll use that.

            12 hours of full sun would be 12x0.25=3kWh.

            Electric cars do 3-4 miles per kWh, lets say 3, that's 9 miles of range, best case scenario.

            Alternatively, 16 panels on the roof of your house could supply 144 miles worth on a good day.

            Granted there are times when the sun doesn't shine so well, but for average drivers solar could provide a significant chunk of their requirements.

            1. Trigonoceps occipitalis

              12 hours of full sun

              Never lived in the UK have you?

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          "Couple of my near neighbours in UK have EV cars and their solar panels give enough power for that (& far more home power use besides, even in Winter). Though they do have advantage of plenty of South facing roof to mount panels on."

          They might have told you that but I call b.s. A domestic solar system is never going to charge a battery electric vehicle in summer, let alone winter!

          1. ectel

            My Dad has a plug in Hybrid (smaller battery). 6Kw (max) of solar cells on the roof of the house. Car charges at max of 10 Amps. (takes about 4 hours). Moderately sunny day will give 3Kw = 10a(ish) even on a cloudier day, it will equal out over the course of the day.

            OK so its not fully EV, but he only does local mileage most of the time, so (particularly in lockdown) didn't put petrol in the car for about 4 months!

            The flip side to this is that he has enough financial capital to a) have a big house with a big south facing roof b) buy the panels a decade ago and got an outrageous feed in tariff c)afford to by a new hybrid rather than wait for 2nd hand ones to become available.

            Richer people get to make savings due to their financial position.

      2. Spanners Silver badge
        Facepalm

        @Alpine_Hermit

        As importantly, the current network cannot handle the extra load required.

        How long have you been away on your hermits retreat? Whether this is true somewhere else, the national grid has repeatedly said that this is not a problem.

        ”https://www.nationalgrid.com/stories/journey-to-net-zero/5-myths-about-electric-vehicles-busted”

        Problems with using LPG as a fuel source include the fact that we would still be generating CO2 which is a bad idea and the fact that it is even more dangerous that the petrol it replaces. The hydrogen that is pushed by people like Toyota is not neatly made by electrolysis. It is mostly made from more fossil fuel generating even ,more CO2!

        Don't worry about Elon Musk. His cars are still largely built in the USA which is not exactly famous for the quality of its engineering! Once we start getting them from China and (even better) Germany things will look up for quality and that will only leave us with iffy US design to consider.

        1. Danny 14

          Re: @Alpine_Hermit

          https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/jul/22/great-britain-faces-risk-of-winter-blackouts-system-operator-warns

          well thats not what the NG were saying last month.

          1. rg287

            Re: @Alpine_Hermit

            well thats not what the NG were saying last month.

            That depends on how you read "As importantly, the current network cannot handle the extra load required."

            The much-quoted factoid is that the Grid cannot cope with the draw imposed by domestic EV charging and you will get local substation meltdowns. This is largely incorrect. The Grid has a capacity of ~80GW. Peak draw in 2005 was 63GW, peak draw in the last two years has been ~47GW thanks to massively improved domestic and industrial energy efficiency, plus growth in embedded generation (mostly domestic solar).1 We're nowhere near the actual transmission capacity of the grid (notwithstanding local substations which may be more heavily loaded than others).

            The NG have repeatedly stated that the Grid has enough capacity to charge EVs, and anywhere that doesn't will be upgraded over the next 10-15years as EVs become more common and ICE is phased out. It's not as though anyone is flipping a switch. It's a gradual growth and they have time to upgrade substations and distribution nodes as demand rises and individual town or neighbourhood capacity is reached.

            Outright Generating Capacity is a different kettle of fish, and if we read "grid capacity" as meaning generating capacity then there is more of an issue. On average, we currently have a comfortable overhead for overnight charging. Winter peaks are starting to cause issues as we have been busy decommissioning coal plants and other dispatch-able generators. Realistically we will need more, but that's at least 10years away. Improved storage (probably pumped hydro) will allow us to store excess wind rather than turning down dispatch-able generators when the wind blows, storing that power for peak periods. We're not currently generating as much as we could because we have nowhere to put the excess power at slack periods. Hinckley Point C will also help.

            The fact that NG have had issues with peak winter demand in the past couple of years should not be taken as an indication that we fundamentally can't charge EVs or are running out of power. Most of those problems can actually be met with storage rather than outright additional generation (although we shall require both).

            It is also worth noting that the often quoted figures for car energy usage now look rather high. UK Road usage declined 22% last year. Obviously it will bounce back but it seems likely that there will be significantly increased WFH going forward, along with modal shift with increased local rail coming online over the next decade.

            1. For instance, as a kid our home would regularly pull 1.5kW of an evening via 100W lightbulbs, the CRT telly and Pentium 4 space-heater. These days we're struggling to crack 200W with two adults working from home with 27" monitors. If I turn on every bulb in the house the lighting draw won't exceed 100W. The compressor in the fridge is far more efficient than those of the 80s, etc, etc.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: @Alpine_Hermit

              how long has that promised new power station been planned?

              10 years is fucking nothing in comparison.

              not many places are right for pumped hydro, so thats pretty much a no-no (takes a long time too, and only lasts short periods)

              And you really don't want to know how many fucking batteries we would need.

              So yes it is a fucking problem, if your not in fantasy land!.

              good on you running 200W, now add the 2400W for a car charger(slow as fuck) or 7000W (still slow) or 22000W (if your on 3phase).

              thats a huge fucking increase.

          2. jmch Silver badge
            Holmes

            Re: @Alpine_Hermit

            From your quoted article, in spite of forecast increased demand, and decreased supply because of plant closures, “...we remain confident there is sufficient supply to meet peak demand...”

      3. vtcodger Silver badge

        A Modest Proposal

        The REAL challenge is not where to place the chargers, it's where on Earth to get all the extra electricity generation needed, and baseload rather than fickle wind and solar.

        That's a correct albeit unpopular assessment.

        So here's what you do ...

        Put the effort to site and build charge points out for public bid. If you require the successful bidder to have actual experience in siting and provisioning charge points, very likely the only acceptable bid will be from Tesla. Will Elon bid? Almost for sure. The man has never seen a subsidy he didn't like. Can he do the job? Almost for sure he can. And since this is something his company has done reasonably well before, he'll probably do a good job.

        But Musk is going to point out (as you have) that the chargers require adequate power. And I imagine he will suggest huge banks of solar panels and humongous backup batteries. All of which he can sell you.

        But England is way too far North to power its transportation grid with solar energy especially in Winter? Of course it is. Any teenager who has mastered basic arithmetic and trigonometry can work that out in a few hours. But that's not Elon's problem. It's yours. It just means that you need a LOT of solar panels and an enormous number of batteries. And it'll cost a bloody fortune? You bet. Maybe you should have looked at the invoice for zero emissions before you signed on.

        I'm not an Elon Musk fan BTW, but as I see it, he's the about only guy with any realistic chance of bailing you out of the mess your folks are creating. Like they say, "Any port in a storm."

        What's the alternative? Nuclear power I suppose. But humanity has managed to dink around for half a century without coming up with an inexpensive, easily replicated, safe, nuclear reactor design that does not easily support nuclear proliferation. Perhaps you folks should consider holding off on saving the planet until you have a proper toolset?

        1. Spanners Silver badge
          Happy

          Re: A Modest Proposal

          But England is way too far North to power its transportation grid with solar energy

          Then power it with wind! Relatives in Orkney tell me that they produce 130% or their electrical needs from renewables. This is an area where tourism is a major part of the economy so it has to look nice. No trouble with NIMBYs and Luddites there!

          1. LybsterRoy Silver badge

            Re: A Modest Proposal

            <<Relatives in Orkney tell me that they produce 130% or their electrical needs from renewables.>>

            Did they forget to mention that the 130% is produced on only 37% of the days in the year - massive productivity. Shame you can't store it.

            Someone who actually lives in the north of Scotland and often sees the wind turbines having a nice rest.

            1. rg287

              Re: A Modest Proposal

              Shame you can't store it.

              Says who? At this moment we're a bit light on storage capacity. It's easily saturated by excess wind events. But there's a plethora of pumped hydro startups and other technologies which are technically ready now and have 10-year deployment horizons, which is about what we need.

              Pumped hydro is well understood, it just needs building. Electrolysis for H2 is in the works.

              Compressing/liquifying air is also technically ready - Highview Power's 50MW plant in Trafford will be operational next year, which follows their successful pilot plant in Slough and larger demonstrator near Manchester. Compressed air of course is cheaper than batteries and doesn't call for many rare earths. Scaling is a matter of "add more tanks".

              1. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

                Re: A Modest Proposal

                "Pumped hydro is well understood, it just needs building."

                yeah, that's the problem. Where?

                You need a decent sized reservoir somewhere at a decent height so that the water has enough potential energy to make it worth it.

                Have you got the space on Orkney, or more generally somewhere close to the coast (because while off-shore wind is actually fairly reliable, on-shore is not, so realistically, if as a country we are going to rely on wind to any degree, it will be off-shore wind farms).

                Having found suitable sites (relative to the wind farm supplying them when they are pumping water up-hill but also for the recipient of their power when they are generating; also for the geology - need the reservoir not to leak), you then need the cash to build them.

                And then chances are you find a local pressure group (almost certainly including lots of self-proclaimed 'environmentalists') that object to their nice local valley being flooded.

                So yes, pumped storage is quite viable (and despite my negative comments, I'm a fan and do think we should be making more use of the technique); however, the practicalities and politics of building it are not that straight forward.

        2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: A Modest Proposal

          "very likely the only acceptable bid will be from Tesla"

          FWIW, there are a number of charge point providers in the UK. Just as well really, since Tesla chargers only seem to work with Tesla vehicle, while the other networks will let anyone use them, even Tesla drivers.

          1. Fursty Ferret

            Re: A Modest Proposal

            Yeah, but Tesla charge points are funded by Tesla drivers via inflated purchase prices.

      4. vtcodger Silver badge

        LPG vs CNG

        Far more logical would be to use LPG

        Liquid Propane will work -- on paper at least. And it should generate substantially fewer greenhouse gases than gasoline and diesel. I do wonder if modern computer driven ignitions are entirely compatible with LPG. I doubt anyone is likely to develop and certify new LPG capable hardware for older cars. Too small a customer base? And where is all the necessary Propane (and, in warmer climates Butane) going to come from? At what cost?

        The other alternative is Compressed Natural Gas. It's apparently widely used in cars in Iran and Pakistan as well as a few specialized applications in other countries. I remember that the service manual for our 1998 Toyota Camry had an extensive section on the CNG version tucked away in the back.

        Problems I'm aware of: Propane is heavier than air. Some tunnel and underground parking operations ban Propane because of its potential for pooling at the lowest levels of the structure. Oh yes, and Propane and CNG are probably more of a fire hazard in an accident than gasoline or diesel. And in really cold weather (-15C) Propane probably needs to be thawed -- at least I have had to throw Propane cylinders into a sink full of water a couple of times to get them to work.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: LPG vs CNG

          My Volvo V70 runs on LPG quite happily.

          LPG isn't a permanent solution, but it's an existing and proven technology that can be readily applied to the vast majority of existing petrol vehicles out there to ease the change until they die and are replaced with an electric vehicle.

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The REAL challenge

        How dare you bring any real knowledge of power generation and supply into this discussion? Your arguements can only be based on what you read on Facebook or what you overheard some bearded and be-sandalled (socks optional) green hippy say down the pub after half-a-dozen pints, suggestions or observations involving actual knowledge of how these things work in the Real World are not permitted!

      6. archie99

        Sir, your "Fickle wind and solar" comment is a bit "last century" - It now accounts for 43% of the UK's energy demands overtaking fossil fuels - reference (otherwise it is just heresay): https://www.offshorewind.biz/2021/03/25/renewable-energy-outperforms-fossil-fuels-in-uk/

        1. Missing Semicolon Silver badge

          Yes fickle. There might well be 17GW of wind generation, but for days at a time it's pretty well zero. This happens especially often in winter.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          and when i just checked wind is doing 1.41GW so fuck all of that 17GW

          https://www.gridwatch.templar.co.uk/

      7. NoneSuch Silver badge
        Go

        Hydrogen over electric. It's just easier, cleaner and less environmental impact.

        1. DJO Silver badge

          Hydrogen over electric. It's just easier, cleaner and less environmental impact.

          No.

          Hydrogen in almost every role proposed is just greenwashing.

          Generation of hydrogen is woefully inefficient - the only industrial scale production method is by high temperature catalytic breakdown of natural gas to hydrogen and CO2 (and water and some other odds & sods), you than have to clean it and compress it which is hugely energy intensive. Once you've got your hydrogen you then need some form of containment which is tricky to say the least, hydrogen will seep though everything, even solid steel.

          Overall with the current technologies hydrogen is perhaps the worst possible fuel for motive power imaginable.

      8. Swiss Anton

        The only challenge here is with the planners. Nuclear power is the only way forward. BTW.

        1. rg287

          The only challenge here is with the planners. Nuclear power is the only way forward. BTW.

          It's not just the planners. A huge chunk of Hickley Point is EDF's cost-of-capital. If Government had borrowed the project could have been financed significantly cheaper than the rates EDF was able to secure on the commercial money markets - but hey, that's fine because "industry has taken the risk" (they haven't, we're all going to pay it back in energy bills, and nuclear is always de facto underwritten by the taxpayer anyway).

          There are a bunch of issues. Planning and "just getting on with it" (instead of paying people to sit around while you do another review - see HS2) is one aspect. The Government leveraging their significant borrowing capability to secure cheap capital on behalf of business is another.

      9. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I can see hydrogen being a suitable and viable alternative for the aviation industry, but I still think batteries are a better fit for cars.

    2. John Robson Silver badge

      Well, for many cars there is a reasonable amount of solar radiation available... Certainly not enough to do everything, but a couple of thousand miles a year isn't to be sniffed at.

      Then there is the question of who needs to charge what where...

      "a staggering 24.6% of households don’t have access to off street parking."

      So that more than 75% of households without an issue.

      Then look at car ownership:

      "In England overall, 23.9% of households don't have a car"

      This number is a bit skewed by London, but even outside London 20% don't have a car. But then the number of households without off street parking is also likely to be skewed.

      The overlap between those groups will not be perfect, but I would suggest it will be better than random, since both are likely to be either situational (e.g. London) or related (e.g. low income family in a tower block without a car).

      So we don't need to charge 32 million cars (current registered total) using public infrastructure.

      Probably we need to charge ~3-4 million, but they only need ~5kWh/day (national average distance is ~20 miles, and 4m/kWh is easily done, various vehicles will do substantially more), or 35kWh/week.

      That's only 5 hours a week on a 7kW charger (which is what most slow chargers provide).

      Add in workplace / station / park and ride slow charging (since you're leaving the car there for several hours anyway) and you've cut the number who need down significantly further.

      Will we want/need more public slow charging? Yes

      Are fifth floor flats an issue? Not really - blocks of flats frequently have parking available, so provision of charging points in the car park isn't a difficult operation. It's fairly easy to have RFID authentication to have the charge correctly billed by the property management company (or a provider like pod point), with cheap rates for the residents and "public" rates for visitors using a contactless card.

      Terraces are the greater challenge...

      At some point you then fall back on other places people regularly drive - supermarkets, shopping centres, cinemas, theatres etc and the car parks nearby. For supermarkets there is probably a benefit to having a slightly faster rate, since visits are somewhat shorter than they would be to other venues - I'd reckon that simple three phase AC (22kW) would go a long way, needing 90 minutes a week, so probably a couple of visits to somewhere with such a facility.

      Having a small number of rapid chargers (50kW+) would be good for two reasons:

      - It would make them easy to find and universally available if they were in all supermarket car parks

      - For those who really have nowhere else to charge it's a local and convenient option, requiring about a supermarket visit a week...

      Shouldn't need them at every space, because only a few people will need that speed.

      We're not looking at a ridiculous amount of charging infrastructure, but it does need to be installed in sensible places. I don't necessarily see lampposts as a great idea, because sodium lamps were already pretty damned efficient, so their connections aren't that substantial.

      I'd be more concerned with getting micro reactors at most of the 150 odd motorway services (decent grid connections, away from centres of population but close enough to be useful) so that there was easy access to a significant bank of the latest rapid chargers (350kW). That then deals with long journeys trivially, and they'd also provide basic grid support as well.

      1. Oh Matron!

        You see.... Proper thinking like this is what we need...

        "Oh, Johny Tory can't charge his Chelsea Tractor in Pimlico as there's no dedicated parking"

        "But where does Johny take his tractor, err, car"

        "He takes is to waitrose"

        "well, lets put charging points at waitrose then"

      2. Potemkine! Silver badge

        Probably we need to charge ~3-4 million, but they only need ~5kWh/day (national average distance is ~20 miles, and 4m/kWh is easily done, various vehicles will do substantially more), or 35kWh/week.

        You cannot reason in term of average to dimension the electricity network but in term of peak.

        1. John Robson Silver badge

          "You cannot reason in term of average to dimension the electricity network but in term of peak."

          That's true, but you can look at what is possible, and it is trivial to have cars charge at times when it is most convenient to the grid.

          There are a couple of methods:

          - Simple time based metering (e.g. economy 7, Economy 10 etc)

          - Wholesale based smart metering (e.g. Octopus Agile)

          - Smart demand management (cars are great for that, reasonably large load that can easily scale and is generally attached to a decent computer)

          The overall energy required is 5kWh*32M ~150GWh/day

          Gridwatch suggests that we have a peak production (in the last year) of ~47GW, and we averaged 29GW yesterday...

          That's 18GW*24h = 432GWh that we could have produced, nearly three times as much as is needed.

          Obviously we can't rely on being able to produce over 45GW continuously, but we are capable of it, without the country exploding

          The "duck" curve is also nicely balanced for the majority of that demand being overnight.

          1. Potemkine! Silver badge

            and it is trivial to have cars charge at times when it is most convenient to the grid.

            What does matter for users is having cars charged when they need it.

            EV are a dead end. Batteries are polluting to produce, require rare materials to produce, are hardly recyclable. let's also wait a couple of years to have more experience on how batteries behave when they get older. Also, the infrastructure you need to build to produce, manage, transport and provide the electricity for EV will generate a lot of CO2 (concrete making generates a lot of CO2 for instance).

            That's 18GW*24h = 432GWh that we could have produced

            If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers' hands.

            Anyway, even if whole Europe becomes carbon-neutral in 2030, CO2 in atmosphere will continue to grow because of India and China.

            Becoming carbon neutral is a good thing, BUT:

            - it won't be a solution to global warming

            - There's no point of doing this if you produce a lot more of CO2 to produce new stuff to replace the old one.

            My solutions:

            - Hydrogen for vehicles (cars, trucks, trains) and for heating: hydrogen is a far better way to store energy than batteries. There are also incoming solutions to store hydrogen easily, even in a household.

            - Give a high kick to CO2 storage, because we have urgently to find solutions for CO2 produced outside of Europe, which is by far the majority. In 2020, Europe accounted for 11,2% of the CO2 produced worldwide.

            If you want to solve a problem, addressing 10% of it won't work.

            1. Dr Simon

              Lithium batteries most definitely can be recycled.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        "So we don't need to charge 32 million cars (current registered total) using public infrastructure."

        As that sentence is utter bollocks, the rest of your fantasy novel, is just fantasy bollocks.

        I was looking at getting an EV for my next car.

        Then I started looking at charging point info on my most used routes, it's a complete fucking mess.

        everyone with an EV seems to be complaining, that chargers are generally an unrealiable fuckup.

        everything from other EV's left charging all day, blocking others to chargers not syncing with car and not charging or charging for 5mins then when they come back an hour later still having a flat battery.

        So I think I'm back to ICE cars

        1. John Robson Silver badge
          WTF?

          "everyone with an EV seems to be complaining, that chargers are generally an unreliable fuckup."

          Erm, not at all.

          Ecotricity had a very bizarre notion that no one used motorways outside of office hours... that's changed with the takeover of their network by GridServe.

          There are still too many chargers that aren't fully functioning - and more importantly there isn't an obvious way of knowing - ZapMap do a reasonable job, but not all networks push their charger status to them (or have a sane API).

          The issue I see at the moment is that too many chargers have dodgy network connections, and I think that we should force the operators to configure the chargers to provide *some* free vend in the event that their network fails (even just 15 minutes on a fast charger will get you easily to the next handful of charge points). It would incentivise them to actually fix the things when they lose connection.

          PodPoint have a good setup on their slower chargers, where you start charging and then get 15 minutes to authorise payment.

          I have no interest in ever going back to an ICE vehicle, but what do I know, I only drive the thing. You looked at a map once.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            I explored zapmap for hours, literally every charger had comments marking it as fucked in one way or another, within last 2 weeks or less.

            Not sure about you but my times valuable, and sitting around drinking over priced coffee waiting for a car to charge isn't my idea of fucking fun.

            and with that fucking attitude, don't want to become one of that fucking stuckup club!.

            1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

              You're absolutely fucking correct, the charging is a fucking mess although why the fuck you need to fucking make your fucking point so fucking aggressively is beyond me.

              I've also done the ZapMap route planning, because it's currently necessary. That's the price EV owners have to pay, currently. Everyone, including the Govt and apparently now even Ordnance Survey are aware of this and one presumes Something Will Be Done about it.

              1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
                Coat

                Simple!

                Everyone, including the Govt and apparently now

                The Minister of Transport to be given an official EV car - no hybrid, just pure EV. May be a backup ICE, but that can only be used to get the stranded minister to a public transport location to continue the journey, but only if going to some pre-arranged meeting. If the vehicle runs out of juice on the way to the club or the golf club, then get out and walk

                1. Fursty Ferret

                  Re: Simple!

                  It's an interesting idea but all that will happen is that London will end up drowning in charging points while the rest of the UK is quietly left to rot.

                  Wait, *will* happen? Already happened.

            2. John Robson Silver badge

              "I explored zapmap for hours, literally every charger had comments marking it as fucked in one way or another, within last 2 weeks or less."

              Right, and how many of those actually had issues?

              Generally people are far more likely to report failed charges than successful ones - most chargers I see with a reported failed charge are working fine.

              "Not sure about you but my times valuable, and sitting around drinking over priced coffee waiting for a car to charge isn't my idea of fucking fun."

              Well, you waste your time driving somewhere and filling up with fuel on a regular basis, I'll just get home and plug in, for no wasted time at all.

              Of course on a long journey we all need to stop anyway - if you aren't taking regular breaks just for the sake of concentration and fatigue then you should be. Park, plug in, go to the loo, get a drink (if you really hate paying for coffee you could even bring one with you), take the opportunity to stretch your legs and back, and to reset your brain. Marvellous.

              The concept of complaining about the cost of coffee when you're happy to literally burn money in an ICE is rather amusing.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                so I have to risk, going to a charger that may or may not work! that just fucking great!!!.

                I filled up yesterday, total time 3minutes, at station on my journey.

                A piss break takes 4mins if i need it. why sit waiting for fuck all.

                If your that tired all the time, go see a doctor.

                Rather be doing what I want to do rather than hang around forced to do fuck all, if that costs me then so be it.

                PS your pius twat attitude, hasn't helped convert me to your club!.

                1. John Robson Silver badge

                  "If your that tired all the time, go see a doctor."

                  If my that tired what? Or are you too tired to type `you're`?

                  Driving *well* is hard work, and requires high levels of concentration. We should all be taking a proper break every couple of hours. Not because we're `tired`, but because the human brain struggles to maintain that level of concentration for extended time periods.

                  Professional drivers are required to break for a full 45 minutes after 270 minutes... personally I prefer to break before then, although the ratio is not unreasonable. When I was young and immature then I would push it much further than that, that doesn't make it sensible or correct.

                  I remember the days when you'd turn up at a petrol station and be turned away if they were having a delivery (and the days when they had no fuel)... the concept of a petrol station being closed isn't alien to many of us. Failed chargers are rare, but obviously they stick in the mind, and get talked about. Unless they are somewhere particularly interesting noone talks about successful charges.

                  More than two thousand people a day run out of petrol/diesel. The AA/RAC (70% market share) are getting close (or were in 2020 when 0.5% of vehicles where full EV) to 2 per day out of charge. Scaling up to account for market share that's about 25% of the proportion of petrol/diesel motorists who ran out, the range anxiety for those using petrol must be crippling.

          2. ChrisC Silver badge

            "I have no interest in ever going back to an ICE vehicle, but what do I know, I only drive the thing. You looked at a map once."

            It's snarky comments like this from *some* EV owners, rather than upfront costs, range anxiety etc, that will put some people off joining the EV community...

            So what if the OP might never have driven an EV, by the sounds of it they've at least done enough research (certainly more than just "looking at a map once" as you so dismissively put it) to come to a reasonable conclusion that an EV isn't currently the right solution *for them*. Don't take it out on them because they've come to that conclusion based on whatever information was available to them, take it out on whatever caused them to come to that conclusion - the lack of charge points in their area, the actual/perceived unreliability of whatever charge points are available at the moment etc.

            EVs might work brillianrly well for *your* specific driving requirements, but don't fool yourself into thinking that your experiences speak for everyone. Some people can transition from ICE to EV today with little or no difficulty, some could transition with a bit of change in their daily routine, whilst others (too many right now) genuinely could not. And until we deal with the reasons, for there are many, why there are so many people in that last category, no-one should be having a go at anyone who can come up with reasonable justification for continuing to be pro-ICE/anti-EV, *especially* not someone who's come to that conclusion having put in the effort to see if switching to EV could work for them - i.e. someone with genuine interest in becoming an EV user as opposed to a rabid petrol/dieselhead who would sooner die than drive an EV.

            1. John Robson Silver badge

              Unfortunately the situation they assert to be the case simply isn't current - and it's very easy to assume that any reported ZapMap failure is a long term failure of a charger, when it usually isn't. Those which have network reported stats are usually fairly accurate, but people are far more likely to report a failed charge than a successful one.

              Even in the last twelve months the reliability of chargers has gone up significantly. I had one failed charger out of all those I used on my last two week holiday, so I just went on to the next. There was one other that had no network connection, and so reverted to free vend (which is entirely acceptable to the end user).

              Charger anxiety is a thing, but it's just not a significant issue for the vast majority of people. Charger reliability only has any effect on long journeys, and you just make sure that you stop before you're relying on that single charger... not difficult or onerous - particularly since they are becoming more and more common. I'm looking forward to Tesla opening up their network, that will put even more pressure on the other networks to up their game.

              The total time I spend refuelling now is significantly less than I used to with an ICE - yes it's in lumps on long journeys, but then I need the break anyway.

              1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

                Charger Reliability

                So far this year, I've covered almost 4000 miles in my EV. I've had one case of the charger being broken.[1]

                As has been said, the reliability of the Electric Highway network has improved no end since Gridserve took over and will continue to improve as they invest more into the system.

                The Gridsrve 'Electric Forecourt' in Braintree with 24 100kW+ chargers and their site at M6/J1 are clear indications of the way forward.

                I'd recommend any doubters who can go visit the site in Braintree. That's how it should be done. If Gridserve rolls out their planned 100 sites then we will wonder what all the fuss is about.

                [1] That happened in Shropshire. There was another charger less than a mile away that worked perfectly.

                1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

                  Re: Charger Reliability

                  While I agree it can and hopefully will be done better soon, the fact you can literally name the only two sites in the UK where it's done properly does illustrate the problem. Maybe there are more by now, but they're the two site I refer to as well.

                  1. John Robson Silver badge

                    Re: Charger Reliability

                    These new fangled petrol cars will never catch on, they don't run on oats.

                    The infrastructure isn't yet sufficient for the whole country to be on EVs, but it will take at least a decade after the new sales ban before that is the case, so there is plenty of time for the network to build out. The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step, we've already had a few steps (of which the ecotricity network was an early one), and it looks like Tesla are going to push the network forward very far when they open up their network - even if they always maintain at least 50% of all their chargers for tesla vehicles only.

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: Charger Reliability

                      better get back on that fucking high horse of yours then!

                      1. John Robson Silver badge
                        Facepalm

                        Re: Charger Reliability

                        Erm - I drive an EV, and the infrastructure is ok at the moment, but if everyone swapped to an EV tomorrow then it wouldn't be. Fortunately that's not how these things work, and we have 20 plus years before we need the infrastructure to be at that level, and the building is in progress.

                        The point was that people complaining that the infrastructure wouldn't cope with a complete switch would have been saying that petrol cars could never work because there wasn't a nationwide infrastructure of petrol stations, but you could get oats anywhere.

                        1. Anonymous Coward
                          Anonymous Coward

                          Re: Charger Reliability

                          nope you started by arguing that everything was ok with infrastructure, due to only needing to charge 3-4million EVs.

                          which is bollocks.

                          last nights swing from grid peak to grid low was approx 10GW, at only 7KW chargers thats only, 1.5mill cars, presuming they only plugin after midnight and unplug at 5am.

                          not forgetting we only have about 10% to 15% in reserve (possibly less due to serveral fucking idiot governments that keep kicking the can down the road).

                          More efficiency is great, only problem is you get reducing gains, and each gain becomes potentially much more expensive each time.

                          Get any where near the number of ice cars and it falls apart very quickly.

                          No fucking idea where you get 20+years from, it's not 20 to 2030 or 2035

                          1. John Robson Silver badge

                            Re: Charger Reliability

                            "nope you started by arguing that everything was ok with infrastructure, due to only needing to charge 3-4million EVs."

                            No - I stated that public charging didn't need to deal with every car every day, and that only a few million would need to rely on public charging for usual journeys. At no point did I say that everything was perfect.

                            "last nights swing from grid peak to grid low was approx 10GW"

                            Yes it was - that's because that's what the demand was, not because we were suddenly unable to generate power that we generate at other times of the year.

                            "not forgetting we only have about 10% to 15% in reserve (possibly less due to several fucking idiot governments that keep kicking the can down the road)."

                            Yep, I agree, we do seem to have a very broken electoral system that returns entirely short term thinkers with unfounded promises of shiny on the near horizon, just far enough off that they don't think they ever have to deliver.

                            The reserve isn't an issue though, except in that we keep shutting down perfectly good stations without replacing them.

                            "No fucking idea where you get 20+years from, it's not 20 to 2030 or 2035"

                            It's not, but cars have a lifespan, and just because you don't sell any *new* ICE cars from then doesn't mean they all evaporate, they will still be on the road for a decade after that, hence we still have 20 years before the whole country (except some eccentric hobbyists) have shifted to EVs.

                        2. Anonymous Coward
                          Anonymous Coward

                          Re: Charger Reliability

                          well since electric cars came before ICE, the infrastucture must be ready by now and far ahead of petrol then.

                          (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_electric_vehicle)

                          stop trying to compare horse shit and oranges.

                          Modern EV's have the advantage that distribution has already been built (see any electric pylons from the last 50+years).

                          And it's still fucked up after 20+years.

                2. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Charger Reliability

                  not all of us live in braintree!

                  1. John Robson Silver badge

                    Re: Charger Reliability

                    And those who do won't need the services there.

                    Petrol cars will never catch on because we don't all live in Aldermaston... (that's where the AA opened the first petrol station)

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: Charger Reliability

                      read the history, and that's not the gotcha you think it is!

                      1. John Robson Silver badge

                        Re: Charger Reliability

                        I am quite aware that you could buy petrol in cans at the time - the point is that the first place to sell stuff always exists.

                        Who bought the first fax machine? Who bought the first telephone?

                        The current charger network isn't the gotcha that people are making out - there are thousands of charger sites across the country, and we're highlighting the current best ones, and people claim that that only benefits people who live there, so EVs can't possible work.

              2. ChrisC Silver badge

                "Unfortunately the situation they assert to be the case simply isn't current - and it's very easy to assume that any reported ZapMap failure is a long term failure of a charger, when it usually isn't. Those which have network reported stats are usually fairly accurate, but people are far more likely to report a failed charge than a successful one."

                It feels like knowing how to interpret the ZapMap data is something you learn through experience of using the charger network - i.e. you're already an EV user. Would it be reasonable to expect someone with no experience of using the network (i.e. a prospective EV owner) to be able to look at the data and come to a similar conclusion?

                1. John Robson Silver badge

                  That's a perfectly reasonable comment and question.

                  It cannot be the case that both a report two weeks ago is the latest charge on a charger, and all chargers are constantly in use so you have to queue for ages. I have heard people suggest both of those in the same conversation.

                  I was in the position of research ~15 months ago, and I looked at the likely range (which I have significantly exceeded a number of times, but then I wasn't relying on WLTP figures) and the likely stops en route. I looked with the following fact in mind: The charging network isn't yet complete.

                  Importantly that means it's getting better month after month, year after year - which means that the current state is the worst I will see. What was more interesting though is the number of times in a year when the public charging network would be needed.

                  When I look at the trips people I know actually make - the number which would not be catered for by charging at home is very small. Typical EV range is approaching 200 miles (realistically 180 on a motorway*), i.e. a round trip to somewhere 90 miles away. We have family with spare rooms in a distant UK based holiday location, so we take more extended trips than many, but the number of days on which we use a public charger in a year is stubbornly in the single digits.

                  I don't recall how much attention I paid to the reported status of devices on ZapMap when I was doing the research - so can't say how much attention I think it reasonable to pay to it whilst researching.

                  ZapMap is a great resource, but it can never be perfectly accurate, since it is basically crowdsourced data for most chargers, and it only takes one user to report a fault. To my shame I frequently use it to locate a charger, then navigate using a different app, which then means I'm not using ZapMap by the time I am charging, and I then simply forget about updating it with the successful charge.

                  Of course if it fails (which is rare) then I'll almost certainly report it, because I'll be looking up the next charger...

                  * Because EVs are generally similarly efficient at all speeds their range is affected by aerodynamics, ICE vehicles are less so, partly because they are even more inefficient at low speeds than high, and that disguises the aerodynamic effects. ev database reckons that the MG ZS will get between 95 and 120 on the motorway (depending on weather), in reasonable weather I have done a fully laden 120 with 40 miles remaining on the dash, WLTP reckons 174, but that's hokem - I'd say it was generally ~140.

                  The availability of city cars rather pull the overall average down, but even relatively cheap vehicles like the MG5 are over 200 now.

              3. Mark 65

                Generally when I fill my car up with petrol it is filled with petrol and it doesn’t take long. I don’t have to look for whether a pump is working or not and I don’t come back 30 minutes later to find I’ve wasted my time. For this to take off these inconveniences and failings need to be eradicated. The carrot always works better than the stick

            2. Mark 65

              When the eventual environmental disaster of end of life batteries occurs I wonder how pious EV owners will be then?

        2. rg287

          everyone with an EV seems to be complaining, that chargers are generally an unrealiable fuckup.

          It's finny. I've seen similar sentiments on a couple of forums I frequent.

          "EVs are no bloody use because I need to tow a trailer 400 miles and back in a day, blah, blah".

          Someone who actually owns an EV then pipes up and says "well actually, it's fine for 364 days a year and when I do have to hang around at a services, it's only 10minutes longer than I would anyway because after 3hours driving I want a stretch and a coffee".

          Cue everyone then piling in and telling them they're wrong and EVs are terrible.

          EVs are fine for everyone except reps doing 20,000miles/yr. They're just expensive at the moment. Range anxiety is a virus cultivated by Clarkson et al. I'd have one tomorrow if they weren't so damned expensive.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            EV drivers over-egg the pudding, i.e talk bollocks.

            1 day a year for longer journeys, what are they fucking hermits?

            hate their parents and inlaws and children?

            have no friends?

            don't go on holiday?

            I don't drive anywhere near 20,000miles/yr, but that is bollocks.

            1. rg287

              My parents live 15miles away. Inlaws 10. Granted my grandparents lived 200miles away. You can do that in a single stint in most EVs if you can drive 4hours without a break - I can't (let's face it, average speeds on today's roads rarely exceed 50mph). 20minutes for a stretch and toilet break will give you quite a lot of miles on a 100+kW fast charger.

              We had university friends visit recently who we hadn't seen since 2019 due to *waves hands*. One couple came from Glasgow, the others from the south coast. By train of course, because who wants to drive those distances on a Friday night?

              There are a few trips I make several times (in a normal year) which are ~160miles each way. That's easy enough 1-way in most EVs. Just need a bit of juice for the return journey. Having considered the routes, there are no fewer than 3 fast-charging opportunities plus destination charging. Charging would fit quite comfortably into my normal toilet-break routine.

              We went on holiday in June. It was "only" 60miles, but to a part of the country we've not spent much time. Every car park we stopped at seemed to have one or more charging points and the holiday cottage had a (very new, probably unused) 7kW charger outside.

              Cornwall is beautiful, but there's really no reason for the entire UK to try and cram themselves down there during August when you can save yourself a few hours and visit Herefordshire (proper cider), Shropshire (kind of like Wales but with smaller hills) or anywhere else really. On a bank holiday, the train to Betws-y-Coed will usually be faster than trying to drive. And you won't have to murder someone to win a parking space once you get there!

            2. John Robson Silver badge

              The only set of those I need a long journey for is my parents, the distance involved means I see them a few times a year, but generally for several days at a time. That also happens to be basically all of our holiday(s)

              The count of days in a year when I go more than 1/2 range from home is stubbornly in the single digits (although my in laws are at the edge of that, so I often plug in for a couple of hours whilst there (it's just about close enough for a day trip, and they don't have spare rooms for a family).

              Other factors during this last year has obviously put a crimp on socialising, but there has only been one journey that has been cancelled, and that would have required a single 15-20 minute stop on one of two days.

              1. Intractable Potsherd

                John - you are clearly very happy with your choice. Part of that happiness is due to the fact that you have made the choice yourself, and accepted what many of us see as compromises because they are acceptable to you. However, those compromises are being forced on those of us who don't or can't absorb them. There is a moral case to be made for fossil fuels see e.g. https://www.spiked-online.com/2021/08/27/the-moral-case-for-fossil-fuels/) that is being ignored in current policy-making. I'll admit that I'm very firmly a petrolhead - I like vehicles that can be kept for more than a decade without the guarantee that I'll need to spend thousands of pounds to replace the motive system (indeed, I'd avoid a car in which it was clear that the engine or gearbox was going to need replacing like the plague). I like being able to fill up the car with four or five people and all their kit for a two-week holiday and know that I can go more than four hundred miles, stopping in quiet places, not motorway services, because I don't need to get fuel. I like knowing that I can travel 200 miles to a rally stage in the forest somewhere, run the car to keep warm, power a two-way radio etc, and know that I can get out of the forest and most of the way home without even thinking of fuel. Any compromise on these is, quite frankly, unacceptable. I am currently thinKing of leasing a small electric car for my wife to get to the railway station for the days she goes to work, but there will still be an ICE (or two) on the driveway for real driving.

                1. John Robson Silver badge

                  Interesting, but I fundamentally disagree with much of that article.

                  The drive to reduce fossil fuel dependency doesn't need to be focussed at developing societies, indeed they'd benefit from the less ancient harvesters we could supply them whilst updating our own.

                  The effects of anthropogenic climate change will be utterly devastating for those communities - trying to claim that we shouldn't do all we can because of some misguided attitude that the whole world has to move at the same time is completely dodging the effects of what we are doing with a poorly thought out excuse.

                  So you drive a couple of hundred miles to watch a rally stage, then keep the engine running all weekend and drive home... and you refuse to compromise on anything to better the world.

                  That's very sad. If you go to the forest, and take a 5 minute break to charge when you're relatively close, then you can run the heating and radio in the forest and get straight home. That's barely a compromise - you possibly want to go to the loo before you get into the forest anyway.

          2. ChrisC Silver badge

            "Someone who actually owns an EV then pipes up and says "well actually, it's fine for 364 days a year and when I do have to hang around at a services, it's only 10minutes longer than I would anyway because after 3hours driving I want a stretch and a coffee".

            Cue everyone then piling in and telling them they're wrong and EVs are terrible."

            Whilst the opinions of EV owners are valuable, they should nevertheless be taken with a pinch of salt right now - anyone who's able to make use of an EV as their daily driver is someone for whom the *present* state of the EV art works fine, but that doesn't mean we've reached the point in EV (and related infrastructure) development where such opinions could be considered a valid representation for the majority of UK drivers. I still feel we're in the "early adopter" phase, albeit much closer to the end of it than to the start.

            1. rg287

              I still feel we're in the "early adopter" phase, albeit much closer to the end of it than to the start.

              It's a fair point to make. But as you say, we're much further along than people seem to think. The single, solitary reason I don't own an EV is purchase price. I have friends with EVs and if they were cheaper I would have one tomorrow. The average journey in the UK is 8miles. Average weekly mileage is 190miles.

              They're already appropriate for most people, and home-charging is an option for most (>50%) households.

              For the highway warriors and the terminally impatient who want to drive 5hours non-stop, then ICE and PHEVs remain an option (and will be past 2040, at least on the used market).

              If public transport were a bit better and EVs were cheaper, we'd be a one-car household and it'd be an EV. As it is, we're a two-car ICE household, but that's not really by choice - and the same will be true of a statistically significant proportion of people.

              Also notable is the crashing number of people bothering to get a driving licence. In the 1990s 48% of 17-20yr olds and 75% of 20-29yr olds held a licence. By 2014 that had fallen to 29% and 63% respectively (and has continued to drop). The world is changing and rushing around in cars is going out of vogue. Travel is slowing down a bit and that's no bad thing.

          3. Los Data Connection

            Prior to Covid e.g. normal driving. New cars averaged these stats according to the RAC...

            Diesel 12k pa

            EV 10K pa

            Petrol 9k pa

            Interestingly that means that new EVs were averaging more miles than new petrol cars.

            Granted a big chunk of that was due to Tesla fast chargers but this puts a lot of this discussion to bed.

            People are doing large mileage. Diesel is the preferred option for the door to door salesman with a caravan in tow. Owning an EV will not effect your ability to procreate the human species.

            I have owned an EV and a petrol hybrid for the last 4-5 years and hardly ever need to do the big mileage.

            I visit the petrol station and public charging infrastructure in equal measure about as often as I visit my actual bank. Frankly home charging is sufficient for 99.9% of my needs most of the rest of the time the 20k charge points are there, where I need them, if I need them. There are plenty of spare places to charge and the big big issue is standardisation of charging and by that I mean charging me money not charging the car. Old out of date RFID systems, wierd apps in carparks that don't get signal and subscription commitments are all the big problems and would be very simple to change if the pressure to charge allowed them to make sufficient money. Sadly there is no demand so we are stuck with infuriating systems on the chargers.

            There are no issues here that we can't solve overnight and the transition will take years but check out Norwat and China and see that these two very different countries are coping just fine with a massive transition to EVs.

      4. Warm Braw

        a staggering 24.6% of households don’t have access to off street parking

        Given that we've got to this point in the history of personal transport without actually having the infrastructure to keep that personal transport from being dumped on the public highway most of the time, I'm not optimistic about solving the charging problem.

        From a logical (and environmental) perspective, it's probably easier, cheaper and more effective to get as many cars off the road as possible - eg by providing subsidised and frequent public transport. Might be a problem finding enough bus drivers, mind.

        1. John Robson Silver badge

          Agree absolutely - EVs are great, but only when compared with ICE cars.

          Fewer cars is a far bigger win, and requires actual leadership.

          1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

            "Fewer cars is a far bigger win, and requires actual leadership."

            This years summer holiday period has shown what it's like with more than the usual number od cars on the road. I've seen queues frequently this last month or so where I've never seen queues before. The difficulties and restrictions on people flying abroad means more people staying in the UK who are far more likely to drive to places. In a "normal" year, 100's of 1000's would leave their cars at home or airport car parks for two weeks. The people normally coming into the UK for holidays are far less likely to be driving either to get here or hiring when they get here, but there's far fewer of them this year too. The end result is way more cars on the road this year than normal. I can only guess what it's been like in the SW. I bet the A38 into Cornwall has been fun for many this year :-)

            1. Electronics'R'Us
              Happy

              A38

              I live about 5 minutes from the A38 (along country lanes where the tourists and to be fair some of the locals can be a nightmare) and most of it is fine.

              The real issue is the Tamar bridge (especially when only one lane is open westbound) although the roundabout in Saltash can be entertaining on occasion.

              Things do get interesting east of Saltash especially when one of the (numerous) farm vehicles are going from field to field because the road is two lane with the occasional passing lane. That is actually a pretty good section of road to test your rally driving skills.

              There is a sign in one of the villages "The A38 doesn't forgive driver error"

              Then again, two lanes is luxury compared to country lanes (which right now remind me of the maze in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire as they feel like they are closing in as you go along).

              The availability of public charging points is something I am not sure of (none in Liskeard that I know of) although I have seen them at the Asda in St. Austell.

      5. SCP

        I don't have facts and figures to make a robust counter-argument, but I do feel several of the points seem counter-intuitive to some general observations.

        1) In my nearby "average town" most residential streets seem to be lined with cars - so households relying on on-street parking.

        2) Newer build estates often provide car-ports, which is not the case for many areas of older housing stocks.

        3) In some areas separate garage blocks are provided - but do not have an electricity supply; not an insurmountable problem, but seems likely to be a large job that is going to make FTTP look like a walk in the park.

        4) Many households have multiple cars, particularly when there are also adult children in the household (something that already aggravates the street-parking situation).

        The problems of switching over to EV seem complex. Interpretting data, and applying it meaningfully in any planning is likely to be challenging. Rough calculations based on general data might give some indication of the scale of what is needed, but I feel that there are many devilish details that need to be worked through.

        1. A Non e-mouse Silver badge

          I've heard of councils insisting on less than one car parking spot per residence to nudge people to other forms of transport (bus, bike, walk, etc)

          PS - I'm not saying I agree with this policy. I can see the flaws in it. No need to flame me.

          1. SImon Hobson Bronze badge

            There was an (in)famous case of a call centre for a mobile network where planning permission severely restricted parking - as you say, to nudge people to other forms of transport. The obvious and predictable result was when it opened, all the local streets were clogged with parked cars.

            1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

              "The obvious and predictable result was when it opened, all the local streets were clogged with parked cars."

              And the obvious (to the council) solution, is to make all those streets permit parking only and the council issue free residents parking permits. At least until they suddenly realise they need to charge for "admin" and suddenly it costs £30 per year for a permit and the visitors permits start getting too expensive to bother with. A nice little earner.

        2. Headley_Grange Silver badge

          Never mind the quality, feel the width

          The insurmountable problem with garage blocks in older housing estates isn't lack of power, it's the fact that they are too narrow for today's cars. Anything bigger than a Fiesta in mine means exiting out of the hatchback.

          I never use mine and most of the others are empty so I'd be all for knocking them down and replacing them with charging spots, although that would probably cause more problems than it solves with people hogging them and fly tipping in them.

      6. ChrisC Silver badge

        The figures I've seen bandied around by pro-EV organisations tend to settle on around 30% of all *car owning* households not having access to off-street parking, so it might be more like 10 million cars needing regular charging from public points just based on the simple "on street vs off street" metric.

        You'd also need to account for EV drivers who, for whatever reason, don't have the facility for at-home charging despite falling into the "off-street parking" category (e.g. allocated space in a private car park where the landlord refuses/hasn't yet got around to install charge points in the car park, and where stringing an extension cable out the window to your car is utterly impractical) and so can *never* charge at home, plus those who would *normally* charge at home but need an ad-hoc top up whilst out.

        It's still doable, just not as easily doable as it might seem based on a quick glance at the headline figures.

      7. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        "Add in workplace / station / park and ride slow charging (since you're leaving the car there for several hours anyway) and you've cut the number who need down significantly further."

        I suspect it will take a lot more than 9 years to put a charger in every one of the parking spots you listed, let alone all other parking spots. Leaving your car unnecessarily on a charger all day in a car park likely to only have a few chargers will not go down well with other users. At least if you're just out shopping, your charging or car app should alert you to reaching full charge and you can go move it, but not if you're miles away from the Park & Ride car park.

        FWIW, I'm disagreeing with you, just pointing out that there are still difficulties to overcome.

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          "FWIW, I'm disagreeing with you, "

          Aaaargh!!! NOT, as in I'm NOT disagreeing with you :-)))

    3. Fursty Ferret

      It's weird because around my neck of the woods (admittedly very few EVs thanks to the non-existent charging infrastructure) the people with egos to massage seem to do so by ragging a 1.2l Renault Clio with a missing exhaust up and down the main road.

      You might want to re-read your original post because it makes you sound like a bit of a prick.

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    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      When I was a kid we used to start the car with the handle at the front - maybe we can now charge the car with a little more effort?

      1. Paul Herber Silver badge
        Trollface

        I think this is a wind-up!

    6. Swiss Anton

      Forget that £2, EV's are going to get taxed.

      As demand for fossil fuels falls the governemt will need to replace the tax income from old tech cars with a new tax on electric vehicles. I'm thinking that it will be some software that reports your daily milage back to a central computer, and which then taxes you for each mile that you drive. Obviously it will charge more for driving into cities.

      1. John Robson Silver badge

        Re: Forget that £2, EV's are going to get taxed.

        yep - and that would allow progressive taxation as well, which would be a good thing.

        Of course there will also be significant health benefits, particularly in built up areas - with significantly lower pollutants all around.

  3. John H Woods Silver badge

    "All of its premium data"

    ... which was collected at the Taxpayer's expense, AMIRITE?

    1. Arthur the cat Silver badge
      Unhappy

      Re: "All of its premium data"

      which was collected at the Taxpayer's expense

      A major difference between Left and Right Pondia.

      US: The taxpayer paid for it, they get it free.

      UK: The taxpayer paid for it, they will pay again to get access.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "All of its premium data"

        Also:

        US: The taxpayer funded medicine research, they'll pay over the odds for it.

        UK: ....

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: "All of its premium data"

          >US: The taxpayer funded medicine research, they'll pay over the odds for it.

          But is was Canadian taxpayers that discovered insulin and gave it away for free.

          That's why you need to charge $1500/month - cos of foreigners

      2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: "All of its premium data"

        >US: The taxpayer paid for it, they get it free.

        >UK: The taxpayer paid for it, they will pay again to get access.

        That's the difference between a socialist democratic republic and a monarchy.

        1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge
          Black Helicopters

          Re: "that's the difference..."

          The USA is most certainly NOT, repeat NOT a socialist democratic republic.

          The GOP is heading in the direction of becoming a Fascist Party with Death de Dantis at its head.

          The UK is far more socialist than the USA. The wailing and gnashing of teeth over in USA land when someone like Bernie Sanders suggests "Medicare for all" can be heard all the way over here.

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: "that's the difference..."

            My apologies - it has Democrats and Republicans and a life expectancy of one of those countries that call themselves the "Democratic Republic of ..." - so naturally I was confused

          2. Spanners Silver badge
            Big Brother

            Re: "that's the difference..."

            The USA is most certainly NOT, repeat NOT a socialist democratic republic.

            Agreed. One out of three is not good enough...

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: "that's the difference..."

              If it continues with family dynasties of politicians it's barely a republic

    2. ChrisC Silver badge

      Re: "All of its premium data"

      Goddamnit, my taxes helped pay for that Eurofighter, I DEMAND to be allowed to take it for a quick spin... Oi, stop pointing that SA80 at me, don't you know my taxes helped buy it for you, I DEMAND you hand it over so I can go shoot some tin cans... Ohjesushchristthathurts, I know my taxes helped pay for that ammo, but I didn't ask you to give it to me...

      As for the OS data sets, ever since they got onboard with the Open Data scheme some years back, they've been providing steadily more and more of their data for free use by anyone, to the point now where the majority of the broadly useful data is open and the stuff you still have to pay for is in the minority.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: "All of its premium data"

        Yes but the problem with the Ordnance survey charging for their data was that the main customer was the UK government and so the overhead of billing themselves and arguing with themselves over licensing terms cost more than collecting the data

        Then you had UK companies, especially startups, who couldn't afford to use the data to develop new ideas. So they were beaten in the market by US companies who just bought satellite imagery to make their own inferior maps.

        It's more like Oxford University Press charging British users for using British spelling.

        1. ChrisC Silver badge

          Re: "All of its premium data"

          "Yes but the problem with the Ordnance survey charging for their data was that the main customer was the UK government and so the overhead of billing themselves and arguing with themselves over licensing terms cost more than collecting the data"

          The same could, I'm sure, be said about any number of other government departments which provide services to other government departments, some of which existed only to provide services to said departments and not also to the general public/companies/A.N.Other paying customers who could be used to generate an additional revenue stream.

          Not that this necessarily makes it OK for one arm of government to charge another arm for an internally provided service, but it's certainly not something the OS is uniquely guilty of. And the problem isn't then that the OS charges for access to all of its data, it's just that it charges other arms of the government for access to it - earning additional revenue for the country by selling the data to outside parties, whilst making it freely available to other arms of HMG, doesn't seem like a bad idea.

          "Then you had UK companies, especially startups, who couldn't afford to use the data to develop new ideas. So they were beaten in the market by US companies who just bought satellite imagery to make their own inferior maps."

          I'm missing something here - either the UK company has enough resources to be able to afford the same lower quality data as their US competitors ended up using, or they can't even afford that and need the data to be available for free, in which case what stops their competitors taking advantage of free access to the data as well?

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: "All of its premium data"

            A US startup inventing a product that needs route mapping eg. Uber, Mapquest etc can get all the data for free. They then get bought by a Google/Microsoft/etc who can afford to just do their own UK mapping.

            A British startup is caught between the expense and complex licensing terms of OS data or Postal Address File so never gets the chance to make it to market.

            It's the same way that free local phone calls in the USA launched the bulletin board and then consumer internet there while the UK had expensive per/minute billing and restricted set of expensive BT approved slow modems.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    with a 2030 ban on the sale of new petrol and diesel …

    Is this like the shutdown of analogue radio broadcasts in the UK in 2015? Then 2022. Then 2032. Then not at all.

    The petrochemical cars and vans deadline was carefully chosen so that the current crop of political leaders will all have happily retired to their mistresses, mansions and lobbying contracts by then, comfortable in the knowledge that the next generation of politicians will get the blame for kicking the ball down the road.

    After all, who are they expecting to buy the fruits of the new Scottish Cambo field?

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: with a 2030 ban on the sale of new petrol and diesel …

      More precisely it's in the n+1 parliament.

      You don't have to anything now or even if you win again, in the one after that it's either the other lot or you have such a slum majority the bill will fail and you can blame the opposition

      Climate change is the never a problem deadline. A 75year old promises to his 70year old voter base to do something about it in 30years time

  5. Persona Silver badge

    Don't rush in.

    "For instance, how are we going to be able to manage the needs of potential EV owners who need to charge their car at home but live on the top floor of a block of flats, or planning car charging points in a terraced street where parking spaces are already in short supply?"

    Wait until self driving cars are capable of driving themselves in the dead of night to local charging centers like big supermarket car parks or purpose built sites.

    1. Arthur the cat Silver badge

      Re: Don't rush in.

      Or wait for Minority Report style vehicles that can go up the sides of buildings so you just chuck a lead out of the window.

    2. ThatOne Silver badge

      Re: Don't rush in.

      "My car said it just wanted to buy cigarettes, but afterwards I remembered it didn't smoke"...

      Seriously, this would be a nightmare: Imagine all cars of a big city (London, New York) trying to reach some fairly distant charging center, and then coming back in the morning. Because of course real estate prices won't allow those centers to be downtown, they will rather have to be built in some quite distant industrial area. Think of the road congestion and noise during all night! It would also be the birth of a new excuse for being late at work: "I was ready to go, but my car wasn't back yet."

      (Didn't downvote you.)

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Don't rush in.

        >Imagine all cars of a big city (London, New York) trying to reach some fairly distant charging center, and then coming back in the morning

        The cars will be linked by mesh network and a common data standard allowing them to communicate and cooperate.

        British cars will form an orderly queue which will be completely gridlocked by the two cars at the front sending "after you", "no after you", "no I insist", "no I couldn't possibly"

        American cars will simply form a deathrace to get their first, ramming other vehicles out of the way until all cars built by US makers will resemble robot tanks built by a 14year olds in GameWorkshop

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: Don't rush in.

          Meanwhile, the Audis and BMWs will have been out 2 hours early and left their beach towels over the chargers to reserve them for later.

      2. Persona Silver badge

        Re: Don't rush in.

        London is pretty easy for a couple of reasons. London cars reportedly average 7mph (daytime) so are generally not doing high mileage. Consequently they won't need charging very frequently. When they do need charging there are all those bus lanes that are available from 7PM to 7AM. They would make great linear charging stations for autonomous cars. A hypothetical 7AM end of charge congestion could be avoided by staggering the times the chargers go out of service.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Park for Night

    I'd expect an app developer to fix in a couple of weeks. Why on earth Ordinance survey would be involved, other than to divert some green cash their way, I don't know.

    Take a typical services by geography app, e.g. Park for Night (overnight wild parking site tracker):

    https://park4night.com/

    It's trivial to make a similar app to track electric points, its practically the same templates!

    But also how is ethanol rollout coming along?

    Thailand rolled out E20 a long long time ago, its rolled out E85 a decade ago, all cars now support E20 or higher, (E20=20% ethanol, E85% =85% ethanol made from palm sugar or cassava). It's probably only an ECU upgrade to your current cars, if those are also sold in Asia or Brazil or Germany or Netherlands, they will already be capable of running on ethanol. The delivery infrastructure is already there. If you can roll out a new brand of petrol, you already have the tanks and you can roll E20 and E85 trivially.

    Ethanol is ~ carbon neutral. It gives off the carbon it absorbed when it was grown.

    And yes, I am aware of Norway and its PR attack against ethanol..... "Ethanol causes deforestation"... says a country entirely dependant on oil and gas sales it takes from the North Sea.

    Ethanol is an easy fix for a lot of the CO2 production, it doesn't require a massive change to the vehicle fleet, and it has zero issues.

    1. Ochib

      Re: Park for Night

      Ethanol has has zero issues apart from taking farm land out of production

      1. Arthur the cat Silver badge
        Trollface

        Re: Park for Night

        Tell my liver that.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Park for Night

        So a boost for farming then, a double win.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Park for Night

        What happens when you burn Ethanol in an oxygen atmosphere? Oh that's right, you end up with water and... oh.

        Oh dear. CHOOH alcohols plus O2 gives H2O and... CO2.

        What was that really evil greenhouse gas we are supposed to be getting rid of?

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Park for Night

          What happens when you grow corn to make ethanol in a CO2 atmosphere ?

          You make O2 - and make a lot of conservative voting farmers rich

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Boffin

          Re: Park for Night

          Unless you use fossil ethanol (does fossil ethanol exist? don't know, perhaps if you make ethanol from coal) all of CO2 released by burning it is CO2 recently captured from atmosphere by plants. That is definition of 'carbon neutral'.

        3. A.P. Veening Silver badge

          Re: Park for Night

          Oh dear. CHOOH alcohols plus O2 gives H2O and... CO2.

          For your information, CHOOH is formic acid, not any alcohol. The formula for methanol is CH3OH, for ethanol is C2H5OH.

    2. Headley_Grange Silver badge

      Re: Park for Night

      "Why on earth Ordinance survey would be involved..."

      OS has recently cottoned on to the fact that it has competitors and that it also has a shed-load of data that it needs to exploit pretty quickly before it becomes obsolete and/or too expensive to maintain. Hence this, the recent OS "Hackathon" and the Pokemon-style game as reported by el Reg recently.

      1. ChrisC Silver badge

        Re: Park for Night

        "OS has recently cottoned on to the fact that it has competitors and that it also has a shed-load of data that it needs to exploit pretty quickly before it becomes obsolete and/or too expensive to maintain."

        It'd be a very sad day for the UK if that were allowed to happen - when you compare the quality of publically available mapping in this country to pretty much anywhere else on the planet, you realise how good the OS are at what they do.

        Not that it's likely to happen mind, even if J.Public stops buying OS maps in favour of just relying on the free alternatives (which aren't *always* genuine alternatives mind - if I want to go for more than a quick 5 minute walk in the countryside, it'll be an OS map that helps me plan the route, nothing else comes close), they'll still get plenty of business from local and national government through the ongoing maintenance of the hyper-detailed maps the general public rarely see but which are used extensively for planning, administration and other background tasks.

    3. hammarbtyp

      Re: Park for Night

      more importantly how is the Hydrogen infrastructure coming along.

      The hydrogen fuel cell cars are available, but without the refuel stations its all moot

      Basically there are currently 11 hydrogen stations in the UK. Five of these are located within the M25, with others in the Southeast and Wiltshire. There are also two hydrogen refuelling stations for cars in Scotland, and none in Northern Ireland. (Compared to 91 in Japan and 92 in Germany)

      1. Kristian Walsh Silver badge

        H2

        Hydrogen is not going to replace petrol for private motorists. Bus and logistics fleet operators could use it, just like they use natural gas at present, but the storage costs would make it impractical for the smaller filling stations that you’d need to broaden its reach, and the methods that make the fuel more practical to transport and store (methanol) aren’t CO2 free.

        If you’re running a large fleet of heavy vehicles out of a depot with your own fuel storage on-site, then Hydrogen is worth a serious look - especially if you’ve got any way to locate electrical generation on site too, as electrolysis is the cheapest and cleanest way to make H2.

        But if you’re an average motorist, it’s never going to get to you. There’s just too much of an infrastructure cost for something that has an uncertain future as a mainstream fuel.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: H2

          "electrolysis is the cheapest and cleanest way to make H2."

          wierd that most H2 is done by gas reforming then!.

          generating the H2 isn't the only problem, you also need to compress it a LOT = a lot more energy, unless your going to tow some hindenburgs behind your car!

          1. Arthur the cat Silver badge

            Re: H2

            unless your going to tow some hindenburgs behind your car!

            s/behind/above/

            Flying cars, the steampunk way!

          2. Martin Gregorie

            Re: H2

            .... and don't forget that reforming natural gas, i.e. producing so-called 'Blue Hydrogen', produces a shedload of CO2, virtually all of which is dumped into the atmosphere because that's the cheapest way of disposing of it - never mind what all that waste CO2 is doing to global warming.

            The bottom line is that, unless all the carbon that has to be removed from natural gas (methane, CH4) to produce 'Blue Hydrogen' is permanently buried, running a vehicle on 'Blue Hydrogen' emits MORE CO2 into the atmosphere than using petrol or methane would, because of both the energy inputs to the reforming process and the fact that the waste carbon emerges as carbon dioxide, CO2, which needs still more energy to be converted into a solid that can be buried or to compress it sufficiently to be re-injected into the oil well it originally came out of.

            But, don't just take my word for it, read this:

            https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/08/blue-hydrogen-pushed-by-gas-companies-harms-climate-more-than-coal-study-says/

            1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

              Re: H2

              >producing so-called 'Blue Hydrogen', produces a shedload of CO2,

              But if you made the Hydrogen in another country, imported it and used it here - the CO2 wouldn't count in your emissions, so it would be clean energy.

            2. Hugh Pumphrey

              Re: H2

              Hydrogen from steam reforming of methane is only "blue" if you then store the resulting CO2 in the ground. If you just release the CO2, the hydrogen is "grey". All the talk about hydrogen assumes that we will soon be producing huge amounts of "green" hydrogen by electrolysis with renewable electricity. Currently, most hydrogen is grey and very little is green. Hydrogen comes in more colours: see https://energy-cities.eu/50-shades-of-grey-and-blue-and-green-hydrogen/

          3. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: H2

            I'm presuming the thumbs down people, think H2 is produced and compressed by "MAGIC".

            wishful thinking I am afraid, or fucking stupidity.

      2. Spanners Silver badge
        FAIL

        Re: Park for Night

        And the hydrogen is "blue". That is to say, it is made from fossil fuel and generates loads of CO2. Hydrogen cars do't make greenhouse gas. Their fuel does.

      3. Ivan Headache

        Re: Park for Night

        Some time ago (perhaps 5 years - not sure anymore, things are getting hazy) around the time when the idea of using hydrogen as a fuel became a popular topic, the Sainsbury's filling station in Hendon installed a Hydrogen recharging station. I seem to remember it having blast walls to separate it from the petrol pumps.

        Last year I called in to acquire some bonus sector points and noticed that the entire hydrogen bit had gone, blast walls too.

    4. Graham Dawson Silver badge
      Flame

      Re: Park for Night

      The only place that ever made ethanol viable as a fuel was Brazil, and only then because they could burn the sugar cane after they had extracted sugar from it and fermented it to ethanol, which meant they could produce more energy from the crop than was invested to produce it (not counting the energy from the sun, obviously).

      Most places outside of the tropics have to use some other crop, such as sorghum or maize, which require more energy invested than you get out of them, including the energy from the sun. That makes them net CO2 emitters. Every other crop than sugar cane is a net CO2 emitter when used to make biofuel.

      Aside from that, we don't have room to grow food and also grow crops for fuel, even if we massively reduce our energy consumption. Brazil didn't either, which is why they abandoned ethanol production for a long time.

      Currently, most ethanol for fuel is produced in the tropics, in huge sugar cane and palm oil plantations that have been hacked out of pristine tropical forest. More forest has been cleared to feed "environmentally friendly" fuel than anything else in the last thirty years. This isn't "Norwegian propaganda", it's verifiable fact.

    5. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
      Facepalm

      Re: Park for Night

      "Ethanol is ~ carbon neutral. It gives off the carbon it absorbed when it was grown."

      The same can be said for coal. And oil. It's only the timescale that's different.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Boffin

        Re: Park for Night

        Quite so. Also all energy stored in elements heavier than iron was put there by supernovae. Perhaps still not a good idea to release it all at once I think.

      2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Park for Night

        >The same can be said for coal. And oil. It's only the timescale that's different.

        What's more, since it was created without any man-made chemicals, it's also organic and GMO free !

    6. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Park for Night

      "https://park4night.com/

      It's trivial to make a similar app to track electric points, its practically the same templates!"

      Yes, any shit app dev can make a trivial geo-location app that doesn't take geographic features into account, just like the one you linked.

      A GOOD app dev would be able to point me at my nearest overnight parking or charging point and take into account that my car can neither fly nor sail over the large, navigable by warships and cargo ships river that runs by my house and find the nearest one by road rather than "as the crow flies". Most large cities and towns are built around rivers, some even have railway lines running through them and the crossing, bridges, tunnels are not always close togther. That means a LOT of people get very pissed off at these geolocation apps that tell them the nearest $whatever is only half a mile away if they can fly, but might be 5 or more miles away by road.

      Likewise, as others with similar issues have pointed out here too, certain coastal features and shapes can make as-the-crow-flies distances quite short while it might be a 30, 40, 50 or more mile drive to the app recommended location.

      Try looking for the nearest branch of some shop while in Stranraer on an app. There's every chance it will recommend one in Belfast rather than Glasgow.

      Creating a GOOD geolocation app is NOT trivial.

  7. Russell Chapman Esq.

    Hydrogen not Electric

    The logistics of providing charging points for all these cars and the time needed to charge them will be a bit of a nightmare, and also generating the amount of electricity needed to meet the near future demand. JCB are doing a lot of work on hydrogen which looks pretty much ready for prime-time. Go on YouTube and search Harry's Farm interview with JCB.

    1. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

      Re: Hydrogen not Electric

      NO

      That wasn't a reply to your question but a statement of the problem with burning hydrogen.

      1. Arthur the cat Silver badge

        Re: Hydrogen not Electric

        NOₓ, Shirley

  8. macjules
    Meh

    Well, we all know what happens

    The contract is awarded to Capita* to implement a national UK EV charging system at a cost to taxpayers of £1.3 billion. Come 2033 there are still no EV charging points except for some at Capita's headquarters in Reading. Capita offer to remedy the situation at a cost to the taxpayer of another £2 billion.

    * or insert parasitical service corporation of your choice.

    1. Alpine_Hermit

      Re: Well, we all know what happens

      I prefer Crapita (sic) to do the best job of milking the long suffering UK taxpayers.

    2. Chris G

      Re: Well, we all know what happens

      I am trying to get a picture in my head that makes sense.

      The govuk through the OS offices wants some free solutions to a question it doesn't understand, once there is a solution/s, it will select a random publican to implement one or more of the solutions at a cost of billions.

      Then abandon it a while later.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Well, we all know what happens

      Well, it's after all what this is all about: An opportunity to make lots of money without doing any actual work. Spouses, family members, friends, they all get a chance for a cushy job doing nothing but just occasionally showing up. You can't believe how many well-paid committees, councils, boards, and other think tanks you need to do nothing fast.

      As for those famous charging points, it's obviously the market which will decide who gets them first, who second, and who not at all (because it wouldn't be profitable). And I think we all know who is who.

  9. Peter Prof Fox

    Parking time and charging time mismatch

    A lot of cars spend a lot of time parked. That seems fine until you realise it means one charging unit per car and a great deal of unused infrastructure. Suppose my car is parked at my home for 12 hours each night. In a garage I can hook up some wires and leave it. But as for public charging points... If the charge time on most days is say 2 hours, then that's 10 hours when it is occupying a charging unit doing absolutely nothing. Of course I could get up at 1am and move it (where?) to allow somebody else access.

    Many residential streets don't have room for cars, let alone charging infrastructure.

    One solution might be to have lots of charging at workplaces, but somehow I can't see that happening except in the few places with dedicated employee parking taking a tasty government subsidy.

    1. hammarbtyp

      Re: Parking time and charging time mismatch

      The other problem is cars hogging the points. We were in the deepest Yorkshire Dales where charging points are few and far between. However there are 2 in the dales center at Aysgarth falls.

      Not that anyone could use them, because they had cars parked in them, and the owners had just gone off for a nice long walk.

      Basically its a bit like Germans and towels. Arrive early, plug in and bugger off

      1. adam 40 Silver badge

        Re: Parking time and charging time mismatch

        THen you need multiple leads per charging point.

        A single charging point can sit in the middle of 6 parking bays, and has 6 leads to plug into cars.

        Each lead is supplied on a round-robin basis (until each car is full) to keep the overall current draw reasonable.

        If one car gets there first it gets 100% of the current, until another one is plugged in. Simples!

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Parking time and charging time mismatch

          so everyone waits 6 times longer. fucking genius, how do you manage to tie your shoes?

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Parking time and charging time mismatch

          That only really works if the cars are parked for longer than 6x the charging time. Fine if you at work for 8hrs, but would you want to rely on a supermarket charging point if you didn't know whether charging to full would take 1/2hr or 3 hrs?

          (Although, if you were to drive up, plug your car in, then lock some sort of cap over the other charging plugs before starting to shop, you could guarantee that when you came out your car would be fully charged. Just a thought...)

    2. gryphon

      Re: Parking time and charging time mismatch

      Workplace charging not exactly useful if people still continue working from home.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Terminator

      Re: Parking time and charging time mismatch

      Obvious answer: must have artificially-intelligent robot chargers. Nuclear powered of course. Wait until car is charged then detach, move to next car. Probably should have red eyes.

    4. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Parking time and charging time mismatch

      "One solution might be to have lots of charging at workplaces, but somehow I can't see that happening except in the few places with dedicated employee parking taking a tasty government subsidy."

      In some places, (maybe all?), those parking spots at work are a cost to the employer. Specifically, in some city centres, up to a defined radius outwards, there is a surcharge on employers parking spaces specifically to fund local transport systems. See the Nottingham Workplace Parking Levy for an example.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not hacks!

    It's not "hacking", either in the original, or the media sense of the word.

    Just like "life hacks". Stupid, stupid, stupid.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    More importantly, I've just realised that "Ordinance" and "Ordnance" are different words.

    *Anon to save embarrassment.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Ordnance is what you use to enforce an Ordinance

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Ordinance vs Ordnance

      Maybe it is time to introduce some of the zealots behind this stupidity to some Ordnance? Sorry, ordinance.

      (There's a clue in that maps have co-ORDINAtes :-D )

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Ordinance vs Ordnance

        Ordnance Survey's name comes from its original task of mapping Scotland for military purposes.

  12. Potemkine! Silver badge

    Hackathon

    Why paying for something when you can have it for free? This is "how to exploit people" 2.0

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: Hackathon

      Seems odd because isn't the taxpayer paying OS to do this kind of thing already... or are they paid to just sit on the data and publish maps?

  13. dak

    The answer to the charging problem...

    ...is diesel.

  14. Ned Fowden

    Hydrogen is the obvious answer

    Given the rising interest and investment into hydrogen as a fuel source it's clear the advantages lie there.

    The overall costs for changing the electrical grid infrastructure to install the charging stations massively outweigh the hydrogen fuel pumps.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Thumb Down

      Re: Hydrogen is the obvious answer

      It is not clear at all. Hydrogen isn't any better than petrol, since around 99% of the stuff is produced cheaply from a high temperature endothermic reaction between methane and steam (invariably heated with fossil fuels):

      CH4 + H2O → CO + 3 H2

      and then a bit more hydrogen is squeezed out using an exothermic

      CO + H2O → CO2 + H2

      This whole process currently accounts for 6% of global natural gas use, and 2% of coal consumption, pumping out 830 million tonnes of annual CO2 emissions.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hydrogen is the obvious answer

      One minor problem with hydrogen is what happens when it escapes (*); some will simply leave the earth's atmosphere, some will interact with the ozone layer, and some will combine with hydroxl molecules which would otherwise have reduced the amount of methane.

      (*) mass manufacturing pipes, tanks, etc which wont leak hydrogen is not cheap

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Hydrogen is the obvious answer

        not sure anything really holds hydrogen 100%

        nevermind the chemical reactions it does to other stuff.

  15. a pressbutton

    The answer to the charging problem is:

    Do not ban ice cars

    1 for ~90% of the population

    a. Buses - lots of buses that are cheap. Really cheap and really frequent.

    b. Ban ice cars from town and city centres

    c. If you (still) need a car and have no place to park it, rent it.

    2 for ~9% of the population who live in the countryside

    a. Cars.

    b. Park and ride if you want to go into a town / city and drive an ice car

    3 for the ~1% who have houses in the town/city and country

    I feel deep sympathy for you

    but you and your friends will make a lot of money from the articles you will write complaining about the drawbacks in the papers etc.

    1. ThatOne Silver badge
      Devil

      The actual answer to the charging problem is:

      Ban ICE cars, no matter what

      Let the market sort out the ensuing chaos, while keeping an eye open for opportunities to make a quick buck.

      (Obviously this will cause lots of problems to all sorts of people, but you can't make omelet without breaking other peoples' eggs...)

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The main problem is money, or rather, a government that really doesn't want to spend the amount of money it is going to take to solve all this. They would much rather do nothing and allow "the market" to come up with a solution, which probably means that it will end up a dog's breakfast and many people will still be driving petrol and diesel cars well into the next decade.

  17. nick47

    What we need are large areas with big entrances and exits into which cars can drive and exit, and have charging points where they can get charged up, or pumped up I suppose you could say. We could put these "pumps" in a row and even have two rows if there was room. We would need these places to be located all over the country, and along all the motorways, they could even have buildings on site where drivers could go in and use the loo, they could even sell things in the buildings like newspapers and snacks etc. Like a shop or something. What do I win?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Yes, simply replacing petrol pumps with electric chargers is a neat idea, but only if you fancy sitting in your vehicle on the garage forecourt for 40 minutes or more.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      You missed the whole issue with EVs: That, unlike petrol cars which can refill in a couple minutes, they take ages to reload their batteries.

      Without this problem there wouldn't be anything wrong with EVs, even with their reduced ranges: You'd just need to stop more frequently to refill, which might be mildly annoying if it takes 1-2 minutes each time, but gets prohibitive if it takes an hour (remember, it's about going from empty back to full, not just topping up a couple %).

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    new technology, new jobs

    For EV charging in towns and cities we could pay people to come round the streets and parking areas charging cars from a portable power pack of some kind - preferably one on wheels they could manoevre along the pavement (sidewalk) rather than yet another vehicle.

    Sort of modern day lamp lighters; they could even form a guild or something.

    Of course this would increase the cost of charging an EV, but then this is all about saving the planet, not saving money.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Meh

      Re: new technology, new jobs

      It's a nice idea, but the portable power pack would have to weigh about the same as the electric vehicle battery that it was charging. It could not have a higher energy density because vehicle batteries are about the best there are.

      An electric car battery weighs 400-500 Kg. I suppose it could half-charge a car, or maybe the car is already at half capacity, but that is still only 4 cars per ton of trolley. Pity any pedestrians who get squashed by it.

      1. a pressbutton
        Coat

        Re: new technology, new jobs

        you could always charge from a portable diesel generator. that has the energy density and you could probable charge > 1 car at a time.

  19. xyz123 Silver badge

    I notice they aren't PAYING anything for the ideas. But they WILL charge for the data once created. So basically employee of the month goes to Ordance Survey head honcho instead of the person that solved the problem!

  20. Filippo Silver badge

    I doubt that the UK's EV problem is any different from anyone else's EV problem. I have a PHEV, and it's great to use around home, but when I'm away I'm basically running the ICE all the time, because there aren't enough public charging points, and over half of the times I can't use the point I find - it's broken, it can't connect, the phone app fails with an unhelpful message, the phone app fails because there's no Internet connectivity, the charging point is occupied by non-EVs, the charging point is inside the town's traffic-restricted area, the charging point is in a closed-off road, the charging point does not actually exist - I've observed all of those and more. Even when everything is working properly, power from a public charging point is so overpriced that it costs barely less, per mile, than methane or LPG would.

    Of course, even if everything worked like a charm (and, eventually, I'm sure it will), there still wouldn't be anywhere close to a tenth of the charging points that would be required for everyone to run EVs. And if there were, there wouldn't be enough power generation to supply them. And if there was, delivering the power would be tricky - a spot with an equivalent capacity of a gas station would take, what, ten megawatts at peak? More? It's not exactly easy wiring.

    Mind you, it's not like H2 looks any better. Generating enough H2 to run every car would require at least as much power generation as running EVs, probably more. Unless you generate it from CH4, as it's done now, in which case you are not really solving anything as you're still putting CO2 in the air by the gigatonne. But even assuming that you somehow get the power, then you have to store the stuff, and/or run it in big pipes, at extremely high pressures. The highly volatile stuff that slowly eats steel. I honestly don't know whether it would be harder to deliver 10 MW to every gas station, or to maintain large and safe H2 storage tanks inside them.

    Since the core problem is power generation anyway, has someone run the numbers on synthesizing hydrocarbons from atmospheric CO2? I mean, if I have to dream that we can double power generation while still keeping it green, I might as well dream that we can triple it, and then run something off it that's inefficient but at least bypasses the other logistics issues.

    1. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge

      "the phone app fails with an unhelpful message, the phone app fails because there's no Internet connectivity"

      I fail to understand the fucketty fuck why any outfit running charge points uses anything else than a simple contactless debit/credit card for the primary means of payment.

      How many petrol pumps expect normal public users to have an app? How many restrict use to subscribers? How many need a special RFID card?

      Sure, have preferential rates for subscribers but surely Every. Single. Charger should be primarily contactless payment or free vend. End of.

      1. Peter Galbavy

        "I fail to understand the fucketty fuck why any outfit running charge points uses anything else than a simple contactless debit/credit card for the primary means of payment."

        It's simples. All the charging network operators are focusing entirely on market valuation and floatation and M&A and not on providing a service anyone wants to use. Apps allow customer acquisitions and the MBAs know that numbers of customers downloading your app is a great metric for the prospectus.

        1. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge

          "Apps allow customer acquisitions" Not this one.

    2. A.P. Veening Silver badge

      Since the core problem is power generation anyway, has someone run the numbers on synthesizing hydrocarbons from atmospheric CO2? I mean, if I have to dream that we can double power generation while still keeping it green, I might as well dream that we can triple it, and then run something off it that's inefficient but at least bypasses the other logistics issues.

      I remember reading something about the US navy doing something like this to generate jet fuel.

  21. DogRuff
    Pirate

    In a civilised world this might be conceivable, but..

    Apart from the above observations re the how/where of EV charging, I reckon that the One Big Thing that has been overlooked is that the local oiks/pikeys/teal leaves will have a field day - abundant supplies of "free" copper conveniently laced twixt post and car just for the taking. Don't even need to break in to a substation: Simples!

    Can't think how to mitigate that risk.. Brighter sparks (ho ho) might suggest inductive charging via say coils in the parking spot but I wouldn't like to walk near one of those with a pacemaker fitted.

    (there, popped my cherry..)

    1. skeptical i
      Happy

      Re: In a civilised world this might be conceivable, but..

      Welcome! :^)

      1. DogRuff
        Pint

        Re: In a civilised world this might be conceivable, but..

        @skeptical i

        - Thanks!

  22. archie99

    talk to ZapMap

    Rather than getting on my personal hobby horse about EV's I will attempt to answer the question in a commercially sensible manner.

    The OS should go and talk to ZapMap (https://www.zap-map.com/live/) they seem to have a world of data the OS could mine. At a price, I'm sure.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: talk to ZapMap

      That's an interesting map. But they desperately need the detail and expertise of the OS rather than Google to be properly useful. Of the 5 nearest to me charging points, One is the local fire station, one is a Siemens factory and one is over the river in a different town that;s about a 10 mile drive rather than the 0.5miles shown on the map.

      Interestingly, Siemens, who are quite big in the electrical world, are only noted as having a single charge point. Probably all they could get a grant for. It's not like a company dealing with electrical systems would want anyone using electric cars and charging them while at work now, is it?

  23. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

    There is a great chance for people to educate themselves

    by going along to 'Fully Charged Live' at Farnborough (hants) on the 3rf/4th/5th September

    https://fullycharged.show/events/fully-charged-live-2021/

    There are sessions on many of the issues that have been raised here.

    I'm not associated with the show but will be going.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: There is a great chance for people to educate themselves

      no thanks, £27+ to be told marketing bollocks!.

      I can get the same bollocks from commentards on here for free.

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Another option....

    If the battery packs for vehicles were standardized and interchangeable (like AA batteries), then a refuelling station become places where you swap out your battery pack. The station can automatically recharge the power packs using dedicated chargers and equipment, making them available for a future customer. The recharging station stocks enough spare packs to meet its "typical" demand (like a petrol station only has a defined quantity of petrol)

    As a customer you may have a shiny new car and end up with an end-of-life battery on your first recharge - but that can be adjusted for by not buying a battery with the car. Batteries become a separately tradeable commodity, and you pay for the KwH the battery contains when you install it, even at the refuelling station.

    This retains the use of refuelling stations as dedicated centres for fill up, removes the "I can't charge my car at home because I live in a high rise", reduces recharge times to a few mins (if battery packs things are well designed for this idea). Sure - you can still trickle charge at home if you have the space/capability.

    Doesn't this fix many of the "practical" issues?

    1. Filippo Silver badge

      Re: Another option....

      It fixes some practical issues, but causes new ones. Chiefly, standardizing EV batteries is really hard, if not impossible. They are big, which means that they can't be placed just anywhere. Their size, shape, and ease of access are severely constrained by the vehicle frame, by other fittings, by weight distribution, by safety - and probably more things that I'm not aware of.

      I suspect that the only practical way to design a system like you describe would be to, basically, have only one basic EV design, or no more than a handful (e.g. city car, family, sports, heavy), where different models within the same category would differ by little more than the paint job. Technically doable, but I don't think it can be sold socially and/or politically.

      On top of that, battery size/shape/location would still be a moving target, even if you forced every manufacturer to adhere to standards, because of the rapid pace of evolution in this field. An infrastructure like you describe would need to be an investment that lasts decades at least, but nobody can be sure that EV batteries won't run on some new tech ten years from now, and if they do, nobody can be sure that the new tech won't apply different design constraints.

      Consider this: we cannot manage this trick for cellphones. We could not manage this trick for cellphones even back in the days where cellphone batteries used to be removable; every model still had its own battery, which wouldn't fit any other phone. And cars have the same problems, and then some.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Another option....

        even solving those, you have the problem you have just been given a dud that only has 20 miles of charge at max. and due to way charge is measured you don't realise until 10miles down the road.

        also think of the potential for leaving an ebay special behind (think 64GB sd card, that turns out to be a 2GB card with the firmware made to report 64GB)

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Another option....

      Refillable flow batteries could be recharged as easily as using a petrol pump.

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