VMware's security boss suddenly bails

VMware's security products boss has bailed. Tom Corn, until last week the company's Senior Vice President of Security Products, tweeted the news on Thursday. After 8 amazing years @VMware I've made the decision to step in as Chief Product Officer @ Open-Systems. A heartfelt thanks to the VMware team. And a special thanks to @ …

[ShadowSystems]

I feel old...

I remember when "SASE" meant Self Addressed Stamped Envelope. You know, the thing you put a letter in to send it via the post? A letter? A hand written communication to family & friends. The envelope was the physical wrapper you placed the letter inside to put it in the mail for delivery. No, not digital delivery like email, physical delivery...

Oh nevermind, I'm obviously trying to explain a foreign concept to whippersnappers that have never bothered to learn longhand cursive writing, just swipe gestures on their smartass devices.

*Shakes a fossilized pseudopod*

Danged whippersnappers! Get off my LawnGnome!