2021: A Bork Odyssey. Is it remake of Disney's The Black Hole or explorer.exe being shown the door?

The UK's cinemas may be reopening, but it looks to us like The Terminator is still showing. Or perhaps that perennial Microsoft favourite – Bork: The Movie. The Harlow branch of flick-flinger Cineworld is the scene of today's unfortunate events, as a screen which would normally show what treats are in store for customers is …

[adam 40]

I've seen "Terminator"

... and Terminator 2.

But Terminator 4248, well that's more sequels than Fast and Furious! Perhaps it came back through time...

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: I've seen "Terminator"

An attempt at humour, one supposes?

[Tom B]

Politically Correct Commands

Still, it's better than the command (Unix, I believe) to "KILL ALL CHILDREN". Sterner stuff, indeed.

[Steve Button]

Re: Politically Correct Commands

I've been doing Unix/Linux for 25+ years and I'm pretty sure that's not a command. However, if you kill a process it does tend to kill the children processes as well. Unless you kill -9, in which case sometimes the children turn into Zombies. Or Kill -15 which will force the parents to turn into werewolves.

[ravenviz]

...or The Blue Lagoon starring Bork Shields!

[DJO]

Here goes:

From Bork to Eternity

Casaborka

Night of the Long Borks

And of course, Carry on Borking

[The commentard formerly known as Mister_C]

Bork to the Future

Escape from New Bork

Borking Girl

Borkies

The Social Netbork

and finally

A ClockBork Orange

[DJO]

I forgot this Peter Sellers classic:

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bork.

[ravenviz]

Bork and Mindy

[Anonymous Coward]

The Black Hole

That was one of my favourite cheesy movies. It has The Black Hole,good robots,villain robots and a mad scientist.

"Some cause must have created all this, but what caused that cause?"

Microsoft Windows!

[J. Cook]

Re: The Black Hole

There's also a fair amount of ham in that cheese- some of the actors were pretty big names when it came out.

[Robert Moore]

Re: The Black Hole

For a brief moment I thought they were actually going to remake it. I was rather excited.

Come on Disney, you have remade damn near everything else. It's time the a Blackhole reboot.

[John Brown (no body)]

Re: The Black Hole

I'm still waiting for the reimagined live action remake of Steamboat Willy!

[ravenviz]

Re: The Black Hole

Steambork Willy?

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: The Black Hole

Stop press.

In my wondering I went in to store that does Collectable toys and found a complete set of characters from the film. At 7 Waterloo Rd, Blackpool FY4 1AF

More cheese please.

[Throgmorton Horatio III]

Re: The Black Hole

Starring Ernest Borknine.

[Sampler]

The Scariest Movie

I was once (circa 2016) sat in a cinema and the windows XP load screen came up..

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(as you can see, it was a sell out show...)

It was weird they were still advertising it two years later:

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