Radioactive hybrid terror pigs break out of nuclear hellscape home and into people's hearts

It seems that the monstrous irradiated boar-pig hybrids that we featured in an article last week have broken out of their former home in the exclusion zone around the destroyed Fukushima nuclear plant and are now running riot around the internet. Indeed, the boars in question have moved on from stealing laptops from …

[b0llchit]

I'll be waiting for the bovine version so that this nuclear story can be milked a bit more. After a while, we will be pecking on the chickenwingnuts too.

Finally, the corn will pop from the radiated heat and the whole story will decay with a half-life of 13 days and 42 minutes. The result will be a living decay chain along farm lines until the last bacterial species have popped their shells.

[Anonymous Coward]

bovine terror

You need to check out the video for Cows with guns, It even features chicks with Uzi's

[b0llchit]

Re: bovine terror

Do they show glow-in-the-dark milk? And, what is the decay-rate of the chicks and Uzi's?

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: bovine terror

Check out the book: Going Bovine

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Going_Bovine.jpg

[Dr_N]

Luckily no large camel population in Japan. An Attack Of The Mutant Camels would be devastating.

[b0llchit]

The small population could be a sign of ninja. There could be Teenage Mutant Ninja Camels and that would be devastating indeed.

[Korev]

> An Attack Of The Mutant Camels would be devastating.

Yeah those things are dangerous when they get the hump

[TRT]

Attack Of The Mutant Camels

Minter is coming.

[John Brown (no body)]

Re: Attack Of The Mutant Camels

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(Bastard! Wish I'd thought of that LOL)

[TRT]

Re: Attack Of The Mutant Camels

Apparently it's an existing meme, but related to the herb, mint, and an associated candy, rather than having anything to do with good old Jeff and the llamas.

[Roger Kynaston]

Asterix in Japan?

I know both Uderzo and Goscinni have joined Toutatis and Belenos now but the opportunities for Obelix must be endless.

[Anonymous South African Coward]

Re: Asterix in Japan?

I have allured as much in a post in the original terror pig article.

Obelix versus radioactive terror piggies... now THAT will be worth a saga to tell on a cold winter's night.

[Anonymous Coward]

Not sure why ....

... but made me think of Chadwick's "The Death Guard" (1939)

[TRT]

Re: Not sure why ....

Not Razorback (1984)?

[DarkwavePunk]

Re: Not sure why ....

Ow. Memories. Quality B Movie. Have a beer.

[TRT]

Re: Not sure why ....

Caught it at a double bill showing with Eraserhead at the Duke Of York's in Brighton back in '88... that was quite a night / early hours of the next morning walking back to Falmer from Round Hill / London Road.

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Not sure why ....

Ah the Duke of Yorks. I think the last time I went there it was an Arnie latenight triple bill. And Falmer: the catering was rotten as ****. ('87)

[TRT]

Re: Not sure why ....

I'm sure they put on an Arnie triple bill quite regularly, but the draw of The Guvornator was what first drew my attention and got me visiting there regularly. Also the Rocky Horror triple bills - TRHPS along with two or three of the movies mentioned in the opening song... greasy food from the box office... loved it. On the days we hadn't stuffed our bellies at The Black Chapati.

Sounds like we were there at the same time! I was at the Uni. The Poly was "the other side of the tracks".

The refectory at the uni I ate at very seldomly indeed, maybe only the once - it deserved its nickname of "The Rectal Refectory". The food really was shit.

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Not sure why ....

Went to the Poly. We used to gatecrash the East Slopes bar regularly.

[Gene Cash]

"most decidedly non-Oscar-nominated"

That's a pretty radioactive burn right there...

[Chris G]

Radioactive Hybrid Terror Pigs

In Spaaaace!

These are the stories of a band of intrepid terror pigs, their ten year mission to go where no pig has trotted before.....

[MacroRodent]

Rovio Ltd should be interested

Radioactive Hybrid Terror Pigs would be a worthy nemesis for the Angry Birds.

[Paul Crawford]

Re: Rovio Ltd should be interested

Or for Shaun the Sheep?

[Phil O'Sophical]

Re: Rovio Ltd should be interested

My money's on Shaun & Gromit.

[Andy Non]

Creating a movie

could be a swine and the end result boaring.

I'll get my coat, mine's the one with the glowing pork scratchings in the pocket.

[Dwarf]

Entertainment

I wonder if they play Half-Life in their spare time ?

[Korev]

Re: Entertainment

They sound set the pigs Freeman

[Fruit and Nutcase]

Boarzilla vs Boriszilla

Masks not required

[Anonymous South African Coward]

The Register for the win... love articles such as these, it's an escape from the daily humdrum of live (and COVID).

[ThatOne]

Hot and spicy

Watch out for the radioactive hybrid terror sausages.

_{In Fukushima, sausages eat you!}

[Phil O'Sophical]

Re: Hot and spicy

Watch out for the radioactive hybrid terror sausages.

Ah, the Fukushima sizzle!

[TRT]

Re: Hot and spicy

Not a comment I want to read on an article about "der nackte deutsche herr", please!

[Russell Chapman Esq.]

What a Muppet movie this would make

The Muppets, Pigs in Space. A film about the love tussle between Miss Piggy, Kermit and Boarzilla. Just need to throw in a bit of Revenge of Billy the Kid to the mix and you would have something beyond words.

[Brian Miller]

Re: What a Muppet movie this would make

And it would feature exiled zombie Napoleon, waiting on the moon to renew his conquest of the Earth!

https://xkcd.com/1510/

[Anonymous Coward]

Germfree adolescent mutant radioactive pigs and other strangeness

To mix 70s punk and 80s RPGs

[Blackjack]

Now it needs an Angry Birds game version.

[TRT]

I'm reminded...

Of a bit of Black Sabbath.

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm super Cereal!

It's funny now, but if they start interbreeding it's only a matter of time before we end up with ManBearPig.

Half man, half bear, half pig.

[ThatOne]

Re: I'm super Cereal!

What about man + beer + pig?...

[David Woodhead]

Radioactive hybrid terror pigs break out of nuclear hellscape home and into people's hearts

I think that this my favourite headline of all time.