back to article NASA ups price of a private stay aboard the ISS to reflect true expense of keeping tourists alive in space

Fancy a stay aboard the International Space Station (ISS)? It is about to get a lot pricier for future private astronaut missions. NASA last published its commercial pricing policy in 2019, and price tags included $22,500 per person per day for supplies such as food, air and exercise equipment. Life support (and using the …

  1. Arthur the cat Silver badge
    Joke

    Saving money

    I think it would be cheaper to visit after I'm dead – no food costs, and a one way ticket. (Just chuck me out of the airlock at the end.)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Joke

      Re: Saving money

      > I think it would be cheaper to visit after I'm dead

      Indeed. Why not save even more money and eliminate the effort of actually going up in a rocket, being dumped out the airlock and your body slowly coming back to earth as its orbit decays? You could have a Viking-style funeral in a boat anchored just off the Maldives and then you wouldn't have to worry about where to crash land.

      1. zuckzuckgo Silver badge

        Re: Saving money

        >Why not save even more money ...

        After all, you would not want to show up at your final destination short on cash. You might have to tip the guy at the gate to get in.

      2. yetanotheraoc Silver badge

        Re: Saving money

        "You could have a Viking-style funeral in a boat anchored just off the Maldives and then you wouldn't have to worry about where to crash land."

        Who needs a funeral? You could parachute onto one of Space-X's recovery ships and just *say* you'd been to space.

    2. Chris G

      Re: Saving money

      I am wondering if the food costs could be reduced by using Deliveroo? No storage and more variety.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Vehicle charges

    > using NASA vehicles will come in at anywhere from $88,000 to $164,000 per person per day

    If that was Uber they'd still find a way to pay the driver under minimum wage.

  3. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    Coat

    $88,000 to $164,000

    Presumably the latter is in the summer holidays?

    1. 0laf

      Re: $88,000 to $164,000

      Yeah still cheaper than Centre Parks during the school holidays

  4. renke

    Only $22,500 per day*

    *) oxygen not included

    Ryanair IN SPACE! (*shudder*).

    The base price for supporting an astronaut up there is astonishing, but worth every cent, for the Cupola videos/images alone.

  5. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
    Trollface

    Why bother?

    Why bother going to space, it's just a bunch of big empty nothingness.

    1. Chris G
      Alien

      Re: Why bother?

      But it is very interesting empty nothingness!

    2. Ian Johnston Silver badge

      Re: Why bother?

      Why bother going to space, it's just a bunch of big empty nothingness.

      To be fair, so is Swindon - and lots of people go there.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Devil

        Re: Why bother?

        Intentionally?

    3. lglethal Silver badge
      Angel

      Re: Why bother?

      "it's just a bunch of big empty nothingness.

      You mean there's no other people? No social media? No TV? No sport? No C-level celebrities (I'm being generous there)? No politicians?

      Send me up now!!! Please I beg of you!!! Get me off this f%&ked up Rock NOW!!!

  6. hedge
    Happy

    Student Discount?

    Is there a student discount if you work while you visit the ISS?

    I don't mind helping out in the kitchen for $12.15 per hour.

  7. zuckzuckgo Silver badge

    Red Shirts

    All ISS tourist should be required to wear a red uniform. In case of emergency, it will make it easier to assign priority seating in the Crew Return Vehicle.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Alert

      Re: Red Shirts

      In Star Trek, it's the crew wearing red that end up getting vaporised on away missions

      1. a_j_b
        Flame

        Re: Red Shirts

        Yes, precisely. Refunding them is less costly than replacing the trained crew. Leave the reds behind.

  8. Dave 126 Silver badge

    Fine, I'll just build my own space station...

    ... with blackjack. And hookahs.

    Futurama aside, I can't help but think that space tourists would be better served by a made-for-purpose space station, one with larger internal volumes to practice acrobatics in, and fewer scientific experiments to bump into. With better mood lighting, too.

    1. yetanotheraoc Silver badge

      Re: Fine, I'll just build my own space station...

      Perfect. Then the ISS astronauts will be knocking on the door at all hours.

      1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

        Re: Fine, I'll just build my own space station...

        Yeah. Keep that bloody noise down, you inconsiderate louts. And don't believe all that nonsense about in space no-one can hear you scream. And stop painting graffiti on our station.

        Bloody party animals, think it's a damn picnic up here, some people have to work in the morning, mutter mumble...

  9. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

    Not really a surprise.

    When the only option was a tightly controlled selection process and the only was up there was via US or Russian government sanctioned flights, it was great publicity. But now anyone who can afford it can buy a ride from SpaceX and only have to pay NASA for room and board.

    Whatever happened to the Bigelow Space Motel?

    1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Re: What happened to the Bigelow Space Motel

      Delayed by delays to the commercial crew program then wiped out by COVID in March 2020. Could come back into existence next year.

  10. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

    Axiom space?

    I find myself wondering who are Axiom Space and how exactly do they plan to build an entire space station from nothing in three years? Genuinely never heard of them until this article.

    1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Re: Axiom space?

      They have been around since 2016 and include several ex-NASA employees. They are in a good position to embrace and extend ISS then separate from it when they have enough hardware to be independent. They have been in more specialised space news for a while. The success of Crew Dragon gave them a product that they can sell to the public and this has got them a more prominent position on tech/science news sites.

      Their name has come up on The Register repeatedly before but you would have needed to pay attention. They were not in the title and other names would draw your attention away from Axiom unless you already knew about them for some other reason.

    2. Imhotep

      Re: Axiom space?

      It does seem an incredibly short time to manufacture the needed modules, lift them in to space and then assemble them.

      Is this at all feasible at this time?

      1. lglethal Silver badge
        Trollface

        Re: Axiom space?

        Well social distancing in Space is not really a problem, and so far Space is remarkably COVID free, so no need for home office whilst working in Space...

        Sounds like working from Space will be the next step after working from your Home Office, right?

  11. WONKY KLERKY

    Would it help if I brought me own butties, brewed up on me Primus and went outside for a wee & poo?

    +

    Are they throwing in free use of cruet?

  12. Conundrum1885

    In Space..

    No-one can hear you ask for more funding.

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