back to article Holes patched in Russian segment of the ISS though pesky pressure loss continues

Bad news for astronauts and cosmonauts alike: The International Space Station (ISS) is continuing to lose pressure after Russian attempts to patch cracks in the outpost's hole have failed to stem leaks. Leaks in the Zvezda service module of the Russian segment of the ISS have plagued the laboratory over the last year. One leak …

  1. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge
    Pirate

    Time to start bailing

    Throw buckets of vacuum overboard.

    1. Paul Herber Silver badge

      Re: Time to start bailing

      There's a hole in the bucket!

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
        Happy

        Re: Time to start bailing

        Of course there’s a hole in your bucket. It’s the one at the top to let the vacuum in and out...

        1. garretmh

          Re: Time to start bailing

          Technically, that’s not a hole because it doesn’t go all the way through.

  2. Little Mouse

    Happy to help

    My toolbox is full of self-adhesive patches accumulated from assorted air-beds, tents, etc over the years. I'd be happy to donate them to get this problem sorted.

    I've also got a few bent-bits-of-metal-with-sticky-out-bits-and-holes-in-that-I-don't-know-what-they're-for-but-will-probably-come-in-handy-one-day that they're welcome to, if that'd help.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Happy to help

      >My toolbox is full of self-adhesive patches accumulated from assorted air-beds, tents,

      Tricky bit is finding a large enough bucket of water to put it in to see the bubbles

      1. Martin Gregorie

        Re: Happy to help

        No need for a big water bath - just send space walkers out to spray the outside of ZVEZDA module with a latex-based coating then do another spacewalk a few days later to spot the bubble(s). Just be careful to mask off the viewports before spraying the module if you'd like a nice, clear outside view after the leaks have been found.

        This approach should suit the Russians just fine - they like simple, robust solutions to problems. For confirmation of this, check out the story of the Salyut 7 revival after it lost attitude control and all solar power. The full story is here:

        http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/09/the-little-known-soviet-mission-to-rescue-a-dead-space-station/

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Happy to help

      Surely specialist help is required here. I would suggest involving Air Force Major Abacha Tunde to find and eliminate the crack.

      1. batfink

        Re: Happy to help

        I'm sure I heard that Major Tunde found refuge in the swastika-shaped base on the far side of the moon. He may not be available to help.

  3. Headley_Grange Silver badge

    Egg on their faces

    Can't they just crack an egg and wait til it leaks out and seals the hole? It used to work on my motorbike radiator.

  4. Jim Mitchell
    Boffin

    They just need to use this product: https://aeroseal.com/aerobarrier/

    Should naturally find and seal the holes! Of course, it would leave an atmosphere full of aerosolized caulk, but they describe it as "non-toxic"...

  5. colin79666

    Gaffer tape. Fixes everything.

    1. Martin Gregorie

      Haven't they used that once already? On the drill hole?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Shoddy Russian product?

    I expect the Russian module was made in an old ex-Moskvitch or Lada factory.

    1. TRT Silver badge

      Re: Shoddy Russian product?

      Russian components, American components. All made in Taiwan.

    2. lotus123

      Re: Shoddy Russian product?

      This is one classy way to describe human achievements.

  7. John Jennings

    The iss is old.

    In space, noone can check your seam

    Give the inside a coat of magnolia vynal silk. Well thickened - add a bit of wallpaper paste. Covers all landlord botches.

    Zavesta module (as well as the central core of the ISS) is also the core environmental unit - provides air and water recycling. It also has 3 or 4 of all the docking ports.

    It does have a lot of windows (20 or so) - I imagine that the thermal cycling tensions of the ISS must be immense - the skin changes temperature by 200 dec c every 90 minutes or so. that is a lot of cycles in 30 years...

  8. Wim Ton
    Flame

    If the cracks exceed a "critical crack length" they can grow explosively. Proper pressure vessel design ensures "leak before break", as an early warning mechanism.

    1. DoctorPaul

      Praying that the ISS doesn't do a Comet (as in the airliner), don't like the idea of cracks due to fatigue!

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