back to article UK Test and Trace chief Dido Harding tries to convince MPs that £14m for canned mobile app was money well spent

Baroness Harding, head of the UK's NHS Test and Trace programme, has defended the money spent on the app it scrapped in June last year, saying £14m was not wasted. One plank of the response to the deadly COVID-19 pandemic, Test and Trace, built its own app based on a centralised database of contacts, an approach that attracted …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Baroness Harding

    the Queen of turning gold into poo. Can't wait til she gets elected the next PM...

    1. DJV Silver badge

      Re: Baroness Harding

      Oh f*** no - even just the thought of that is enough to make anyone cack their pants!

      1. IWVC

        Re: Baroness Harding

        If we had still been in the EU she would have been "promoted" to be one of the UK supplied Commissioners.

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Baroness Harding

      "the Queen of turning gold into poo"

      That's the superpower of politicians everywhere.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    £15bn on Test and Trace

    bn, two small, insignificant letters.

    1. hoola Silver badge

      Re: £15bn on Test and Trace

      What is puzzling is all the different numbers that keep appearing:

      £14 Million

      £10 Billion

      £22 Billion

      Which is it and what is apportioned to the various stages of the fiasco. The sums involved, even at the low end are simply mind boggling. It appears inconceivable that you could spend that much and yet deliver so little.

      1. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: £15bn on Test and Trace

        I'd like to know how much was spent on test and how much on trace. Does anyone know if that breakdown exists?

        The testing part is in itself is a huge effort involving a lot of logistics, people and some specialist facilities. Maybe we could have started a bit earlier but apart from the odd teething problems early on it seems to be going well now. I think Dido Harding was only involved in the trace part which is the bit under criticism and rightly so.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Dido, Queen of Carnage.

    Dido, Queen of Carnage.

    1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

      Re: Dido, Queen of Carnage.

      Easily distinguished from Dido, Queen of Carthage, because our Dido salts her own fields.

      1. Trigonoceps occipitalis

        Re: Dido, Queen of Carnage.

        In the Divine Comedy, Dante puts the shade of Dido in the second circle of Hell, where she is condemned to be blasted for eternity in a fierce whirlwind.

        Seven levels to go, she's working on it.

        1. Eclectic Man Silver badge

          Re: Dido, Queen of Carnage.

          I do not recall the original Dido's location in Dante's Comedia, but I did notice that of all the circles in Hell, not one is reserved for Lords who betray their subjects.

          Reading it I found that I went though these stages:

          1: Oh shit! I've done that (I'm gay, so a trip to the burning sands is in my itinerary*)

          a Little further down and it is

          2: Well, I've never done that (murder, blackmail etc.)

          Deeper still and we get to

          3: I will never even have the opportunity to do that (betray my city to the enemy at the gates, who then slaughter the men enslave the children and rape the women).

          You can go to a circle of Hell for betraying God, stealing from someone, committing murder, blasphemy etc., but your subjects are yours to do with as you wish, according to Dante, who might just have not wanted to be sentenced to death for sedition or rebellion had he suggested that lords owed their subjects some respect and even legal rights.

          *Then of course, the last circle in Purgatory is of fire for those who exhibit 'misplaced love' (i.e. me again, so I might just be ok, if I'm a good boy ...)

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Dido, Queen of Carnage.

            "I'm gay, so a trip to the burning sands [...]"

            It is interesting that Dante wrote that in Florence. Yet about 100 years later in the same city Savonarola was campaigning against the existing sexual mores there - as well as other "vanities". Through modern filters being "gay" was apparently considered pretty normal in those times.

            Savanorola came to sticky end after his populist religious drive started to become an unreasonable cult with dangerous ambitions.

  4. My-Handle

    "Harding confirmed that the average spending per consultant was £1,100 per day."

    I'm an IT developer specialising in HTML-based information processing systems. I've got nearly 2 decades of experience in the field. Sounds like I shouldn't have a problem landing a fee like that. If I throw in data storage experience, it should be a guarantee!

    /s

    Given Ms Harding's technical knowledge, I'm sure she'd never realise that I was just talking about a "hello world" website that I built back in school. The index page file is stored on a hard drive somewhere, I'm sure.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Average = mode

      I suspect this consists of a select bunch of "consultants" who were paid 10x that due to sharing a surname with people in government, and another bunch of people paid half that actually doing the work, and a much larger bunch of people paid bugger-all while manning call-centers to clean up the mess and to bring the average down.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Sorry that would have made slightly more sense if the NOT EQUAL sign I entered had shown up

    2. John 110
      Unhappy

      WT...

      £1100 per day! For fuck's sake! I did IT support for the NHS until I retired and I was only ever paid Agenda for Change rates! (look it up, you're all IT literate) And they tried to drop me down a grade until I threatened to retire anyway!

      £1100 a day!!

      icon: I decided I was sad, rather than incandescent with rage. Ghod those beta-blockers are good.

      1. R Soul Silver badge
        Flame

        Re: WT...

        That was the average rate. If you take away the zillions Dildo handed out to her cronies, that leaves a few thousand people on minimum wage in call centres - less if they're in Bangalore.

        1. A K Stiles

          Re: WT...

          Also, that will be the rate paid to the agency / outsourcing company, not the rate the conslutants were paid directly. That'll be considerably less once all the corporate overheads and executive salaries have taken their slices for the valuable work they will have done...

          /s

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: WT...

            "[...] not the rate the conslutants were paid directly.

            In the late 1980s a big commercial customer was willing to pay £1500 a day to my IT employer for my technical services. Apparently not an unusual consultancy fee at that time for the right skills. They were canny enough to specify me by name - not allowing any substitutes. Not that I saw much of that fee - but as a techie it was the technical opportunities that kept me there.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      And by the way

      Don't call it NHS Test and Trace - as the main Test and Trace is nothing to do with the NHS as there is no logic or science behind their approach - Test and Trace only works when the prevalence of the disease in the community is very low e.g. Australia / NZ/ Taiwan etc

      However, the App was 'organised' by NHSX, a bigger shower of muppets I am yet to meet.

      A surprising number of the people involved in the app failure were the same people around 10+ years ago up to their seedy necks in the Connecting for Health (£15-20bn wasted) and care.data (put back NHS IT by 10 years) debacles.

      There are some really good, dedicated and hard-working people in NHS IT, but unfortunately they are not the ones making the decisions. Take the current rush by NHSX to throw money at anything labelled AI. No successes, just a bunch of older Nathan Barleys spouting buzzwords like a roman candle.

      1. Kane
        Joke

        Re: And by the way

        "However, the App was 'organised' by NHSX, a bigger shower of muppets I am yet to meet."

        GDS has entered the chat...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: And by the way

          HMRC and DWP have also entered the chat...

      2. Eclectic Man Silver badge

        Re: And by the way

        "Don't call it NHS Test and Trace"

        The High-Vis vests have the NHS logo on them followed by "Test & Trace".

        I can only assume that Dido wants the support and goodwill people have for the NHS without having to earn it by doing a good effective job.

      3. JohnMurray

        Re: And by the way

        But then the money would not have gone to the "right" people.

        Country mansions, yachts and pacific islands....all those need money.

        No point in being in govt if you can't spread a little/lot of cheer among your friends and relatives...

        Peasants?

        Nah...

    4. JetSetJim

      > "Harding confirmed that the average spending per consultant was £1,100 per day."

      In fairness, it means that $BIG_CONSULTING_FIRM rented out their consultants at that rate, not that the consultants themselves had the full amount passed on to them. I wouldn't be surprised if $BIG_CONSULTING_FIRM trousered 70% of the money, which is then parcelled out as dividends to $BIG_TORY_DONOR_BOARD_MEMBER

    5. Nick Pettefar

      But you’d be working for the .gov so therefore INSIDE IR35. You’d get 3s and 6d an hour If you’re lucky...

  5. Detective Emil
    Meh

    [Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

    Citation needed [Gratuitous promo for XKCD merch]. I have not been able to find any.

    1. JDPower Bronze badge

      Re: [Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

      And even if they HAVE said it, "world first" is irrelevant. I could be the world first in combining chilli powder and Anusol, doesn't necessarily make it any use in soothing a bleeding ringpiece.

      1. hoola Silver badge

        Re: [Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

        Ah, but "World First" covers many things, it could be a "World First" on how to waste many.

    2. Sanctimonious Prick
      Facepalm

      Re: [Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

      I'm obviously sitting too far away from my screen... I read "Citation deleted."

    3. gnasher729 Silver badge

      Re: [Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

      I remember Latvia being ready at the beginning of April...

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: [Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

      Taiwan had a contact tracing system in place before the COVID pandemic after their experience with SARS.

      1. Thicko

        Re: [Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

        I guess they are crowing about the addition of the QR code combined with contact tracing as a "world first". Every time I hear that phrase from this government I get the distinct uneasy feeling soft soaped into swallowing yet another half or three quarter lie.

        1. Screwed

          Re: [Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

          Last time I even saw a QR code, the establishment didn't notice or care whether you scanned it. They wanted name and phone number - and that was all they cared about.

      2. Mooseman Silver badge

        Re: [Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

        "Taiwan had a contact tracing system in place before the COVID pandemic after their experience with SARS."

        We have a contact tracing system here - it's run by the NHS and is used to trace contacts of people with infectious diseases, usually tropical ones. The omnishambolic one having cash hurled at it is under the auspices of SERCO.

        1. Cuddles

          Re: [Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

          Beat me to it. The truly baffling thing through all this nonsense is that every single system needed was already a standard part of the NHS. Communicable diseases are not a new thing. It's not even usually tropical diseases, most of the contact tracing done in normal times is for things like menigitis outbreaks at the start of university terms. Sure, it would need to be scaled up a bit when facing a pandemic, but that would have been much, much easier and cheaper than inventing an entire new privately run system with no connection to the NHS.

  6. Forget It
    Paris Hilton

    Dido Demolished

    On the same broadcast Dido's accentuating of the positive (80% of contagious staying home) reasoning

    was proficiently and politely demolished by Ex Health Secretary Hunt who got her to admit that there are

    at least 20000 or so people known to have Covid not staying home. Then he asked Why?

    Dido didn't know

    if it was for economic reasons or not!

    (Paris for the deaf ear)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Dido Demolished

      at least 20000 or so people known to have Covid

      at least 20000 or so people detected as possible contacts. Whether they have COVID or not is unknown.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Dido Demolished

        "Whether they have COVID or not is unknown."

        According to UCL's study, 20% of those contact traced do not self-isolate, and 40% of those symptomatic do not self-isolate.

        1. JohnMurray

          Re: Dido Demolished

          Never mind those that figured early that turning the contact-tracing app ON, was a bad idea unless you liked sitting alone for 10 days..

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Dido Demolished

      Things must be bad when Jeremy Hunt, a man who systematically ran down NHS resilience and ignored a major study into pandemics, can take the high ground.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Catch 22

    Did she have hand in the NHS vaccination booking web site too?

    It has a neat Catch 22. You get the letter to go to the web page or ring 119. Then you can only book an appointment for your first one - IF you can also secure a date for your second one some 12 weeks hence. No escape route - book both or you get none.

    Stevenage Super Centre has the whole of this week with vacant slots for first jabs - but is not offering any dates for the future. The result is that you can't confirm the booking for your first one. The 119 phone line says they use the same web page - and they have the same Catch 22 situation.

    Seems like someone hasn't adjusted to the change from a 3 week gap to a 12 week gap.

    I'll now have to sit tight and wait for the call from my GP.

    1. Lon24

      Re: Catch 22

      Not when I booked my jab two weeks ago. Got text with link. Click on that, confirm your birth date and then choose your appointment. All done in 4 clicks/1 minute. If only all online bookings were that simple.

      The jab, at my GP surgery, was even slicker than the flu jab. Walk straight in, confirm birth date, "have you got Covid-19", jab and a 15 min pause on the way out. Brilliant with lots of volunteer marshalls.

      I put it down to being NHS organised which has been the one shining star of this pandemic. Whereas T&T stumbles from disaster to catastrophe. The unpreparedness for the surge testing in mind boggling. Unbriefed testers, barcodes not working and a two day delay.

      Maybe we could swap Dido for her South Korean counterpart? Just compare the numbers. Kim Jong-un would find her a more effective killing machine than his crack army unit.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Catch 22

        Judging by friends - it seems like the difference is whether you get a letter from the NHS - or direct contact from your GP.

        Another friend went online after her NHS letter today - and booked her first without having the Catch 22. She was told she would receive a contact with a date for the second one later. So it appears the response may depend on which centre is doing your first jab - unless the system has changed in the last couple of hours.

        Edit: Nope still same Catch 22 brick wall

        1. Eclectic Man Silver badge

          Re: Catch 22

          I'm not sure if this applies to my parents in Warwickshire (93 and 88 years old). My father has had his first jab, and the same centre has said they can give my mother her jab while she sits in the car as she has great difficulty walking. Admittedly my father does have a date for his second jab, but they seem quite pleased with how it is being managed.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Catch 22

            I'm beginning to think I will have to game the NHS online system. Book my first jab at the nearby Super Centre this week - and select one of the offered inaccessible alternative locations for the second. Then after having the first jab - cancel the second and see what is sensibly available in 12 weeks' time.

            Don't like wasting resources like that - but 119 assure me that my failed attempts so far will not have created any bookings.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Catch 22

        Same experience as Lon24 for me. This was being run by a "hub GP practice" (i.e. 1 practice doing all the patients registered with 4 practices), so I assume the practice partner in charge selected the system ... it was honestly excellent, and I couldn't criticise it!

        1. Lon24

          Re: Catch 22

          Yes, my partner and me both got texts from our GP and got done at the hub. But on the same day I got another text from a London Teaching Hospital inviting me to have it there. Then, yesterday my partner also got a text from the same London Teaching Hospital inviting her - although she had been jabbed two weeks before.

          It would seem the vaccination minister on the radio this morning that claimed they had a central system that knew everybody who had been vaccinated at whatever location is not being used by the vaccinators. Or there is a screw up. Or the period between jabs has been quietly reduced back to 21 days. You choose.

      3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Catch 22

        "Maybe we could swap Dido for her South Korean counterpart?"

        Or make a free gift of her to N Korea.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Catch 22

        The TnT operations being run around the country have been far more successful than Dido's donkey. But the government doesn't like boasting about those workers and it certainly doesn't push money down their throats like it does with its cronies.

      5. juliansh

        Re: Catch 22

        I also got a text with a suspicious-looking, clickable link. I chose not to click it but did a little digging to find it was a legitimate invitation from the GP collective to book for a jab. Booking process worked OK, but I'd have preferred a clearer SMS!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Catch 22

      I have just received one of those letters. It is as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

      I filled in all the fields and went to see where I could get the jab. It gave me quite a few to choose from. There was only one problem. I live on the Isle of Wight and all the vaccination centres were on the mainland. So if I wanted to go to Bournemouth or Southampton it would not have been a problem but I didn't think that taking the ferry across and then using public transport, if available, was a very good idea.

      Sure the distances don't look too bad, 15 or 22 miles etc but somehow they seem to have missed that there is a bloody great ditch in the way. It happens all the time with government sites. It would be nice if someone told them that we can't just walk across.

      So now I will have to wait until the GP surgery I have been transferred to realise I am on their books and make an appointment that way.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Catch 22

        A friend's first try yesterday gave her the nearest as a 1h15m drive. Today she tried again and there was a local one. So - Robert Bruce time...

      2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Unhappy

        Re: Catch 22

        "they seem to have missed that there is a bloody great ditch in the way. It happens all the time with government sites. It would be nice if someone told them that we can't just walk across."

        It's not just Goverment site that have that issue. I live on the backs of a large river, the nearest crossing points being 5 miles up river or 3 miles down river. Almost any service that offers to find me the "nearest location/branch" will invariably highlight the ones in the town directly over the river from me rather then the ones that are actually within a few miles of physically possible travel. Maybe if I had an Amphicar...

        1. Screwed

          Re: Catch 22

          Even more pronounced if you look at distances between Cornwall/Devon and Wales.Seems to think Barnstaple is nice and close... Actually takes about the same time as London or Manchester.

          Lovely though Barnstaple might be, it is hardly a sensible option if Bristol or Birmingham has what is needed.

      3. Rob Daglish

        Re: Catch 22

        Yeah, definitely not just Govt. sites that have this issue. I wanted (correction, swmbo wanted) some stuff from Ikea. Give it my postcode, and it will not let me choose the nearest store, which is Gateshead, because Belfast is closer to me. Apart from the two and a half hour drive to Stranraer to catch a ferry, then the two and a half hour ferry crossing...

        It's also not unknown to be told the nearest place is Dumfries (yes, if you can swim across the Solway) or the Isle of Man (again, you need to swim across the Irish Sea). Always used to catch the Romanian call centre out when they were looking for the closest engineer to a site. I've even had to have international roaming switched off as I keep ending up on Manx Telecom!

    3. Gnomalarta
      Thumb Up

      Re: Catch 22

      "I'll now have to sit tight and wait for the call from my GP."

      Best way, my GP surgery in South Devon have been efficient keeping patients informed as to vaccination groups and sessions. The actual vaccination was well organised and friendly and included a vaccination 'passport' as well as an appointment for second jab. From here nothing but praise for a well organised process and a model of good communication.

    4. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Catch 22

      I didn't notice this - just booked the two. But...

      SWMBO g ot a call from the GP on Tuesday a couple of weeks ago to go to their centre in the local cottage hospital behind their surgery. Just after the call was hung up there was a second one from them which dropped straight through to on-hold and eventually picked up by a receptionist who didn't know the call originated with them or what for - "If it's important they'll call back." Was it a fumbled call for my appointment or an artefact of their ACD - who knows?

      Next day I got my letter & went online. The closest centre was in the middle of a town where I wasn't sure about the parking & didn't fancy the two bus journeys each way to go by public transport. I booked tor the centre at Manchester City football ground instead on the basis that it should be straightforward to find somewhere with more than adequate car parking. It turned out that the car park for this wasn't the obvious one on the map or that the SatNav database knew about. In fact I couldn't find a list of centres and coordinates online at all. That would be a very obvious benefit given that people are going to have to go to centres in unfamiliar locations.

      The organisation at the Manchester centre was impressive. Kudos to whoever put all that together on that scale. The local centre - a pity it coincided with the surgery having builders in, blocking one car park and entrance so they couldn't work a one-way traffic flow but SWMBO says the organisation of the vaccination centre was fine.

      But they day after I got my vaccination I got a text from the GP inviting me to make an appointment there. When I rung them they said they could see my vaccination record so would cancel. Then I got a second text telling me the appointment that I hadn't actually made woas cancelled and to get in touch for another.

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      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Catch 22

        " It turned out that the car park for this wasn't the obvious one on the map or that the SatNav database knew about."

        As the originator of this thread - here is an update.

        Finally today Stevenage Super Centre were offering 2nd vaccination dates. The list started with the minimum 12 week gap time. Did my various posts prompt someone to sort out their date data? The confirmation email has still not arrived - but I have my post-it with the necessary reference numbers.

        As it was an unknown building I did a trial run today - or rather a walk. There were no signs for people going on foot - until you were at the door of the NHS reception area. Not the building that Google Streetview had clearly marked - so the few minutes wasted justified a trial run. Queuing seemed to be achieved by regulating cars entering the campus car park. Only one person was standing in the pouring rain queueing outside reception - presumably another pedestrian.

        The walk also reminded me that in a year's lockdown - the kitchen exercise bike needs to be complemented with more sessions on the garage treadmill.

    5. JohnMurray

      Re: Catch 22

      Or the letter asking you, as a person who is CEV, to enlist in the testing.....then rejects you because you are on anticoagulants....so the finger-prick may lead you to bleed-out. Even though they all have blood tests regularly anyway...hmmm...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Catch 22

        then rejects you because you are on anticoagulants.

        That reminds me of trying to replenish my daily dispersible 75mg aspirin tablets. I buy them myself rather than get the NHS to pay for such a usually cheap item.

        In lockdown I decided to buy them online. I kept getting asked the question "Do you have an existing medical condition?". The obvious answer "yes" led to an immediate rejection.

        The 75mg dose is not used as an analgesic - but as a blood thinner for people with possible circulation problems. You usually only use it if your doctor has recommended it. NICE probably has it on the list of things they prefer people to buy themselves rather than as a formal NHS prescription.

    6. Martin Gregorie

      Re: Catch 22

      Service seems to be rather too random:

      **** I got my first shot last Saturday in the basement of the town's Leisure Centre.

      All went very well. When I arrived on time for my appointment there was no queue outside the door, just a 5 minute wait inside in well-spaced seats, got the shot followed by a 30 minute wait in another comfortable chair in case I had a reaction (I didn't). All over in the advertised time.

      In summary, a very well-organised process.

      **** Today a friend went for her first shot in a West London suburb. She walked to the appointed place in pissing rain, arrived on time but all she found was a locked door and a wet-looking guy stationed outside to tell people that 'all appointments were cancelled'. No explanation offered. No attempt made to e-mail, text or ring her beforehand about the cancellation.

      In summary: WTF.

    7. Colin Bull 1
      Happy

      Re: Catch 22

      I was volunteering at a vaccination centre yesterday. The blurb given out at the last knockings is you will receive a call for your second jab at some time in the future.

      Presumably all 500+ had only booked first appointment.

  8. spireite Silver badge
    Coat

    Proof if anything was needed that you can't swap careers.

    She was much better with Eminem.......

    1. Locky

      She's no angel

      1. Dave K

        Although she had the right message with "Don't Leave Home"...

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Coat

      Dido Armstrong is a talented individual.

      Dido Harding on the other hand...

    3. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

      Although

      The tea went cold...

  9. chivo243 Silver badge
    Stop

    Classic drivel, top notch!

    "Because of the work that we did with it, we were able to develop – together with Google and Apple – a much more effective algorithm, and Google and Apple have both recognised that."

    Never admit defeat, never admit fault, attach yourself to the winners, pat yourself on the ass for doing so...

    Stop icon for Stop employing her, please!

    1. Old69

      Re: Classic drivel, top notch!

      "Never admit defeat, never admit fault, attach yourself to the winners, pat yourself on the ass for doing so..."

      I didn't think Eton had girl pupils yet?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Classic drivel, top notch!

        It had a trial run, in the 80s. Same time as Boris was there, in fact.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Classic drivel, top notch!

          Was Boris' presence the reason it was abandoned?

      2. Lon24

        Re: Classic drivel, top notch!

        She was educated alongside David Cameron at Oxford and then rather more formally attached herself to a Tory Cabinet Minister. And, having a PPE degree, obviously knew everything one needs to know about infection control. Natural choice ... and natural result.

        Oh and pretty sharp of her to help create the market for her services by running that experiment to establish an uncontrolled R factor at the Cheltenham Horse Racing Festival to help kick off the first UK wave last March. She really knows better than the public health people pleading that her Jockey Club stop it.

    2. gnasher729 Silver badge

      Re: Classic drivel, top notch!

      "Because of the work that we did with it, we were able to develop – together with Google and Apple – a much more effective algorithm, and Google and Apple have both recognised that."

      I wonder if Google and Apple know about that.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Classic drivel, top notch!

        I wonder if Google and Apple know about that.

        Probably Along the lines of "Is she still saying that?".

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "[...] attach yourself to the winners,[...]"

    attach yourself to the winners chancers,

    FTFY

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    But

    it's world-beating!

    1. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: But

      is it world-beating in the meaning that it may have helped propagate the British variant worldwide?

  12. Martin Gregorie

    Cheap at that price

    Just think, we could have bought more than 200 F-35s for what Dido spent on a partially functional Track & Trace system.

    1. TimMaher Silver badge
      Mushroom

      F35s

      Then we can use one to drop a B61-12 on her.

      Icon... because.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: F35s

        Then we can use one to drop a B61-12 on her.

        Can't we use it to drop a clue on her instead?

        1. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

          Re: F35s

          I don't know what weight an F35 can carry, but a sufficiently large clue for this mission target would probably keep it on the ground.

          1. Jon 37
            Mushroom

            Re: F35s

            The B61-12 is a nuke. It's over 300 kilotons yield but only weighs 320 kilograms. The F-15E can carry and drop it.

          2. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge
            Happy

            Re: F35s

            should we try with a grue, then?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Cheap at that price

      £22bn allocated for the whole Track & Trace system, not all spent yet. "Only" £48 million for the (cr)app.

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Mushroom

        Re: Cheap at that price

        I expect the balance of the money will be going for a well earned rest in sunny Caribbean tax-havens.

  13. noboard

    Those consultants

    I remember reading an article by the BBC's Rory Celery Jones (keep reading) where he was asked to be a consultant for the NHS app. In fairness to him, he said he turned it down. Even he knew if it needed technical expertise, he should be at the back of the queue rather than the front.

    I can't help but think, most of the other consultants would be just as unsuitable.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Those consultants

      It was not unusual 40 years ago for the next person currently "on the bench" to be dispatched to fill a request. Whether they were an expert - or had only seen the manual - was irrelevant to the PHB.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Those consultants

      Anyone who though an app could possibly work would be just as unsuitable. Short of mandating it on every phone it was obvious from the start that it would never have enough takers. Who's going to download and run an app which might order them to stay isolated at home, with no way to object or to find out if it was a false alarm?

      Every country that made such apps available has quietly dropped the whole idea.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Those consultants

        >Who's going to download and run an app which might order them to stay isolated at home

        Somebody living in a country where they knew the govt would deliver food while you were home, your employer would keep paying you and you knew every other person was doing the same and so the economy would return in a month ?

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        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Those consultants

          Indeed - God knows, a proper lock down - a month of everyone staying home and we could be Australia, if not New Zealand. The bonus being, with ta curfew enforced by a shoot on sight policy, we could have increased national IQ by an order of magnitude or so by culling the deniers, anti-vaccers and conspiracy loons.

          1. Sanctimonious Prick
            Coffee/keyboard

            Re: Those consultants

            I kind of enjoyed the lockdown here (AU). I taught myself PHP & MySQL, and updated my knowledge of HTML from v4 to v5.

            ... why do some people say "my sequel?" The first time I heard someone say that, I was confused for a few moments. I say "my s q l." Pfft. Whatever.

            1. Tim99 Silver badge
              Coat

              Re: Those consultants

              So, you thought you hadn't suffered enough?

            2. Kubla Cant

              Re: Those consultants

              "Sequel" is mostly used by people who have used Oracle a lot. Ess-Queue-Ell by users of other databases. I think "Sequel" tends to creep in where it makes compound forms like SQL-plus and PL/SQL less of a mouthful. Hence "My-Sequel".

              There's actually some justification for "Sequel", as the original name was Structured English Query Language - SEQL.

              1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

                Re: Those consultants

                I thought it was the MS users - Sequel Server. ("Swivel" and "Snivel" are acceptable alternative. "Squirrel" is far too cute.)

            3. MrReynolds2U

              Re: Those consultants

              I'm with you on the name too. I've never got on with pronouncing any variation "seekwell".

              On a related topic I've been told I'm supposed to pronounce an "enum" as "eenoom" but that's just silly.

          2. TheMeerkat

            Re: Those consultants

            Anyone thinking that Australian approach had any chance working in the U.K. has issue with their low IQ.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Those consultants

          So, an imaginary country then?

        4. TheMeerkat

          Re: Those consultants

          “ Somebody living in a country where they knew the govt would deliver food while you were home, your employer would keep paying you and you knew every other person was doing the same and so the economy would return in a month”

          And who is going to deliver food if everyone stays at home? And why do you think it would be possible for the economy to return in a month?

          Once the virus is spread in the country, there is no lockdown that can eliminate it in a month.

        5. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Those consultants

          "Every country that made such apps available has quietly dropped the whole idea. etc"

          Yup. But that wasn't here.

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Those consultants

        "Every country that made such apps available has quietly dropped the whole idea."

        Except one.

    3. Eclectic Man Silver badge

      Re: Those consultants

      That would be consistent with the 'it's not what you know but who you know that matters approach by so many PHBs when they need to get things done, but cannot be bothered to think about who would actually be the best people to do it. In BoJo's position, needing an effective test and trace programme, I would have just phoned up Sir Paul Nurse (microbiologist, Nobel laureate for medicine, former president of the Royal Society) and asked his advice, or just told him to get on with it and let me know what he needs next week.

      In this country we have an abundance of superb scientists, engineers, IT specialists, and frankly I find the Test and Trace farce embarrassing, were it not so important it would be a joke.

      1. Uncle Slacky Silver badge

        Re: Those consultants

        I would have just phoned the Test and Trace group that already exists (for STDs) and get them to implement it.

        1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

          Re: Those consultants

          Hmm, we've already had digs on the nominative determinism front here a few months back - that would be too tempting for the rest of the population

        2. Eclectic Man Silver badge

          Re: Those consultants

          Fair point, well made, take an upvote.

          Can I interest you in a position in the UK government?

          1. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge

            Re: Those consultants

            Come on... anyone who favours using something existing, skilled and experienced for the task at hand, rather than creating something new, expensive, poorly planned, hopelessly inadequate, and which spaffs billions to their mates has no place in government.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Those consultants

        > I would have just phoned up Sir Paul Nurse ....

        We did precisly that in Vancouver. Got the women who wrote the book on pandemics, with the advantage that she looks like everyone's mother and everybody felt guilty not doing what she said.

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    4. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: Those consultants

      Technology Experts - let's get a Guy in...

      Guy Kewney/Guy Goma

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Goma

      https://metro.co.uk/2016/05/09/its-10-years-since-a-man-was-interviewed-on-bbc-by-mistake-5871153/

      I suspect Guy Goma would have provided good value and sterling service were he employed on T&T

    5. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Alert

      Re: Those consultants

      I remember reading an article by the BBC's Rory Celery Jones

      Zzz, zzz

  14. iron Silver badge

    For the record, Ms Harding is either misinformed or lying. Google and Apple had their decentralised Track & Trace apis published before the NHS even had their first app on GitHub.

    As for adding the QR code feature... wow scan a barcode & update a database! That must have taken 1 day max to implement.

    1. Mike 137 Silver badge

      "For the record, Ms Harding is either misinformed or lying."

      Maybe she's just in the alternative reality (parallel universe?) of which Trump was President, where whatever one utters must by definition be the truth..

      If you aren't aware you're spouting nonsense, can you legitimately be accused of lying?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "For the record, Ms Harding is either misinformed or lying."

        "[...] can you legitimately be accused of lying?"

        Probably comes under the same category as "Ignorance of a law is no defence".

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      OMG the naivety

      As for adding the QR code feature... wow scan a barcode & update a database! That must have taken 1 day max to implement.

      Day 1. Constitute committee to decide we need venue check-in functionality.

      Day 8. Committee meet via Zoom - but Dido was connecting on Talk Talk, and no-one could hear a word.

      Day 9. Committee meets again - decides to appoint WhiffWhaff PLC to design this part of the app.

      Day 10. MD of WhiffWhaff PLC phones his mate Boffo, who says his nephew is a whizz at this sort of thing.

      Day40. Committee contacts WhiffWhaff for an update on progress.

      Day 41. Boffo's nephew presents his world beating scheme - which basically involves getting each venue to have a stamp, and each time you visit the place you stamp a card you carry with you. Turns out that when Boffo said his nephew works in IT he meant 'worked on the till handing out Costa Coffee loyalty cards'

      Day 42. WhiffWhaff cash the check and move onto their next venture, designing vaccines for France.

      Day 43. Emergency contract given to Crapita.

      Day 44. Crapita present a design for a new QR code, conveniently incompatible with any and all phones and printers. Committee congratulate Crapita and pay their 5000 man hour invoice.

      Day 45-90. New QR code embedded in app.

      Day 91. Someone realises it doesn't work.

      Day 82. PFY slaps together a working app in-between bouts of Among Us.

      Day 83. Committee meets, votes bonuses all round and engages another PR company to craft press release about world beating venue check in code.

      So more than a day. The budget breakdown for this bit was recently leaked as well.

      1. Committee expenses 1 million (travel, having gourmet food delivered, coke, pole dancing)

      2. WhiffWhaff PLC - 3 million (of which 0.5 million was donated to Trump re-election campaign)

      3. Crapita design - 0.5 million (a bargain really)

      4. Software integration - 2 million.

      5. PFY - Crate of Redbull and 20 litres Vodka, (Plus Nando delivery for 1)

      6. Bonuses - 1 million

      7. PR company - 2 million.

    3. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

      Well, there's this.

      https://developer.apple.com/documentation/exposurenotification

      "iOS 13.7 introduces a new method of calculating the user’s Exposure Risk Value, described in ENExposureConfiguration. Apps can implement this new method, or continue to use the calculation method introduced in earlier versions of iOS. To choose your app’s approach, add an entry to your app’s Info.plist file with a key of ENAPIVersion. To use the new approach, specify a value of 2. To use the original approach, specify a value of 1."

      iOS 13.7 was released in September 2020 (current version is 14.4), and, as described, the way that an "Exposure Risk Value" was calculated was (optionally) altered. So that may be where Britain helped!

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Initial commit, 11 March

      https://github.com/nhsx/COVID-19-app-Android-BETA/commits/master?after=ebcb3221b89333d9f555592aebc934d06608d784+1084&branch=master

      Apple announcement of intention to release API, 10 April

      https://www.apple.com/uk/newsroom/2020/04/apple-and-google-partner-on-covid-19-contact-tracing-technology/

      First app released using API, 28 May

      https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.zdnet.com/google-amp/article/the-worlds-first-contact-tracing-app-using-google-and-apples-api-goes-live/

      Your record is flawed.

    5. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      "That must have taken 1 day max to implement."

      Unfortunately. They should have taken longer to get it right.

  15. disgruntled yank

    Plenty of money, but

    14 million wasted is a lot, but on scale of a 15 billion project it looks smaller.

    As for the consultants, I think that the firm that set up our Peoplesoft system ca. 1998 billed at least $125/hour for the project manager. Now, I doubt he billed many 8-hour days, but any such day would have been $1000 or more then. The question ought to be whether one gets value for the money. I did have my doubts about one or two of the expensive consultants from that firm.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Plenty of money, but

      I tried that argument on my wife when I bought the new bike that so far hasn't left the garage because if it did it might get dirty. Apparently saying we paid 400 times more for our house doesn't make it any less of a '[swear word deleted] waste of money'

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Alert

        Re: Plenty of money, but

        Does Mrs AC have a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes that hasn't left the cupboard because if they did they might get dirty?

    2. tfewster
      Joke

      Re: Plenty of money, but

      Dido says £14m wasn't wasted - If we believe her, presumably (£15,000m-14m) was?

  16. Eclectic Man Silver badge
    Unhappy

    Test and Trace actuality

    This morning on the BBC's 'More or Less' programme, on Radio 4, the team put some reality to Dido Harding's statements about the effectiveness of Test and Trace.

    Their improvement in contacting so many more people who have had close contact with someone testing positive for Covid-19 is entirely down to the fact that now they merely ask a person if he or she has told or will tell everyone they share a home with to isolate for the next 10 days, instead of having to phone up everyone themselves.

    Dido Harding said that Test and Trace has had the effect of reducing the r rate by between 0.3 and 0.6. But this is compared to nobody isolating at all, which is not what is happening as we are all being told to stay at home regardless of symptoms or tests, if we possibly can, keeping at least 2 metres away form everyone and wearing a face mask while in any public building or with strangers. I do wish the MPs on select committees would ask to see her working, and provide a suitable number of whiteboards and pens for her to use.

    The number of tests has zoomed up, but many of these are the less sensitive lateral flow tests used by employers every week to check their staff are ok to work. The much more sensitive PCR (Polymerase Chain Reaction?) tests take 2 days and are extremely sensitive. Lateral Flow tests will probably miss people in the early stages of an infection as they only respond to high loads of virus. The PCR test will give you a positive result if you've had Covid-19 and only the debris is still circulating in your blood.

    The thing that really scares me is that Harding is treating this like it is her career on the line, rather than people's lives.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: Test and Trace actuality

      The thing that really scares me is that Harding is treating this like it is her career on the line, rather than people's lives.

      Her career IS creating disasters, so, it's not on the line. Only more honours and jobs on a wink and nod to look forward to. It's a tough world out there. Someone's got to do it

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Test and Trace actuality

        Her name is a recursive acronym: Dido In, Disaster Out.

    2. Outski

      Re: Test and Trace actuality

      Part of the delay in PCR tests is getting the sample to the lab, and getting the results back to the right person. If, for example, you happen to be in a major hospital with a full diagnostics lab, you can get the result of a PCR test in a couple of hours (as I did last week, negative, thankfully).

      1. Eclectic Man Silver badge

        Re: Test and Trace actuality

        @ Outski, congrats on the negative test, and thanks for the info on the time it actually takes to get a PCR test done. However, it does not explain why my three (negative) tests each took over 4 days to produce a result, that is down to the organisation and administration, which is not entirely transparent to me.

        Good luck in keeping negative (at leat in the Covid-19 infection sense).

        1. Outski

          Re: Test and Trace actuality

          It depends on the circumstances of the test, I think. If you go to a drive-through or walk-in test centre, those tests are sent to regional diagnostic centres where there are tens of thousands being processed, so there's delay: despatch, allocation, process, despatch results.

          If you're in a hospital A&E for something else, it's swab, send over to lab, process, analyse, send back to A&E before you're either discharged or admitted, all on the same site.

          1. Eclectic Man Silver badge

            Re: Test and Trace actuality

            See:

            https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/test-and-trace-dodgy-statistics-impact-on-r_uk_601d7a82c5b66c385ef91a9f

            "Professor Jon Deeks, who leads Birmingham University’s biostatistics department, said: “... The key measurements are the number of people who get the test results within 24 hours and the number of their contacts who are traced within the next 24 hours.”"

            It would seem that waiting for over 4 days (like I have had to three times so far) is not quick enough. Fortunately my tests were all negative.

  17. xeroks

    was this really the UK track and trace?

    Scotland and Northern Ireland have their own apps based on the Republic of Ireland's one.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: was this really the UK track and trace?

      To the majority of MPs in Westminster, and especially the PM, "UK" is shorthand for "England".

  18. anthonyhegedus Silver badge

    Not fit for purpose

    Dodo Harding is not fit for purpose and should be scrapped. Can't anybody see it's like The Emperor's New Clothes? There is nothing there, just a head and shoulders. She should be put out to pasture with all the other useless tories.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Not fit for purpose

      She should be put out to pasture with all the other useless tories.

      She already has - it's called "The Lords". Despite calls to cull their number, the upper chamber keeps getting stuffed with ever more party faithful

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Not fit for purpose

        Sort of. It gets the occasional member promoted for actual expertise. What would really be an improvement would be to make senior members of professions (say presidents of the Royal Society, Royal College of $MedicalProffession etc) ex officio members.

        However, the HoC is very reluctant to having an elected second chamber as it would be more of a challenge to them so having a second chamber appointed on the basis of actually knowing what they were talking about would really be an anathema.

        1. Eclectic Man Silver badge

          Re: Not fit for purpose - elected revising house

          Doctor Syntax: "However, the HoC is very reluctant to having an elected second chamber as it would be more of a challenge to them"

          I reckon I have a genuine solution to this 'problem' (and I'm a nerd so I did the arithmetic too*).

          At a General election, the candidate with the most votes in each constituency gets elected to the House of Commons.

          For the Upper or 'Revising' House, the candidate with the second highest total of votes gets elected.

          In this process both Houses are elected democratically, the House of Commons is clearly still the primary chamber as its members got the most votes.

          It requires no changes whatsoever to the current electoral voting process.

          *At one general Election, a few times ago admittedly, I totted up the votes, and the combined Houses in my system would represent the votes of over 75% of those who voted.

          The Revising chamber would not be a mirror image of the House of Commons as we have several different parties which gain decent amount of support at elections.

          It would mean that in 'safe seats' there would be a great incentive for parties to put up serious candidates who could do a good job rather than joke ones, just for the hell of it.

          Senior members who 'lost' their seats could still be in the Revising Chamber.

          It would also help to correct the anachronistic cases where the second placed candidates in large constituencies actually gained more votes than the first placed candidates in small ones, but have no seat. (There are about 5 or 6 MP's with fewer votes than the second placed candidates in some constituencies.)

          BTW, Senior scientists and professionals are occasionally 'elevated' to the HoL. The current Astronomer Royal, Lord Rees, being one.

  19. Ashto5

    Paid for failure

    Yup that sounds like a government contract

    Pay for bad code

    Pay for bug fixes because of bad code

    Pay for bug fixes to the bug fixes because of bad code

    Scrap the system and pay the exit clause

    Rehire the same team and expect a different outcome - total insanity

    Well done Dildo

  20. mark4155
    Thumb Down

    Dido Clueless

    I'm sorry fellow El Reg members. I have sinned. This morning, with not a lot to occupy the old grey matter, I chanced upon a televisual feast. It was a commons select committee starring our old fiend [deliberate omission of "r"] Dido Harding, Nee Clueless.

    The poor thing was asked a set of simple questions "How many postal covid tests have been carried out" - the poor child hadn't a clue, she did a bit of the old Paul Daniels magic trick and pulled a random figure out of the top hat.

    In the end some lacky intervened and pulled her out of the old cesspool.

    The whole performance was cringeworthy, she has clearly not studied or carried out her brief, it shows, it's live. Time to put her in the jolly old Tower.

    Toodle Pip,

    Mark.

    1. Missing Semicolon Silver badge

      Re: Dido Clueless

      She genuinely thinks that is not her job. As a management consultant, if you can't think of an answer off the top of your head, some lackey will sort it out. Detail is for minions.

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Alert

      Re: Dido Clueless

      Time to put her in the jolly old Tower.

      That's a risky thing to do. Wouldn't want to frighten the Ravens and make them fly away. They are already straying due to low visitor numbers due to the pandemic, and one has been missing for several weeks now...

      "Legend has it the monarchy and the Tower of London will fall if its six resident ravens leave the fortress."

      https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/aug/20/bored-ravens-straying-tower-london-tourist-numbers-fall-legend-birds-monarchy

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55651104

  21. The commentard formerly known as Mister_C Silver badge

    SA variant / Mass testing

    There's much being trumpeted about mass testing and surge testing in areas where the South Africa variant has been diagnosed.

    No mention of using the TaT system though. It would appear that even the powers that be are more than aware the it isn't "world leading", or "the cherry on the cake", or even "a silver bullet" - they are tacitly acknowledging that it isn't fit for purpose.

    (my research has only been BBC & C4 news, so possibly flawed)

  22. Danny 2

    Boris north of the wall

    Boris insisted on a visit to Valneva, a French vaccine manufacturer in Livingston. He was there solely to make a political point that vaccines are successful in the UK. He was warned in advance that he was breaching Scottish travel regulations, but he insisted as PM he had the right to. He obviously mistakes having the right to do something, and doing the right thing. We've since found out that one out of eight of the workforce already had covid, he knew and he'd ignored that while touring with his politico and media posse.

    1. Kevin Fairhurst

      Re: Boris north of the wall

      After he admitted shaking hands with Covid patients during a trip to (I believe) Kettering hospital, are you really that surprised at anything BoJo does during this pandemic?

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Alert

      Re: Boris north of the wall

      Oh, the irony if Boris were to be identified as a super spreader by Harding's T&T as he goes about exercising his right to roam around the country with his official photographer in tow.

    3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Boris north of the wall

      It appears that you've flushed out a Boris fan. Awaiting the downvote to complete the set.

      1. MJI Silver badge

        Re: Boris north of the wall

        Perhaps it is Borris?

  23. John70

    Wonder how much the Government is willing to pay for a "Hello World" app, be 5 years behind schedule and then scrap the project. Must be worth a few million...

  24. Screwed

    The Wiki entry for Dido says:

    "In February 2017, Harding announced that she would stand down as CEO of TalkTalk in order to focus more on her public service activities."

    If what we have seen is her public service, please return forthwith to commerce. Preferably retire. Lots of people who have genuinely put their experience to use in public service have done so for nothing or a notional salary.

    1. a pressbutton

      I thought this is what the House of Lords is for - a place to put people like her where that cannot do too much (more) damage

      1. Eclectic Man Silver badge

        I thought it was to get them out of the house of Commons, and provide them with lifelong free rail travel and a tax free £300 per day when they turn up for 'work'.

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      And by "public service" we thought that meant keeping out of the way.

  25. Grease Monkey Silver badge

    Interesting how most news stories on the subject mention Harding's time at Talktalk, even though that has very little bearing on the matter at hand.

    However very few mention that she was crowned head of test and trace without any application process or due diligence apparently being carried out. Nor do they mention who her spouse happens to be. Both of which surely have a bearing on he ability to do the job.

    Furthermore seldom is her role in the Jockey Club and her relationship to the Cheltenham Festival. You know the event which would almost certainly have been proved to be a super spreader event were it not for the fact that the government had chosen to suspend test and trace before it took place. Again this shows that she was never suitable for the role of head of test and trace if only because of a conflict of interest. The government allowed the festival to go ahead against scientific advice and it is therefore in the interests of the government that no research is ever carried out that may prove that it resulted in a spike in cases. Therefore placing one of the executives responsible for the festival in charge of test and trace can at best be considered questionable.

    Oh and before anybody mentions the Liverpool v Atletico Madrid match. As has been mentioned so many times before there was an interesting bit of poliitcal maneuvering around the two events. Not only has it been pointed out that the government had to allow the Liverpool match if they wanted to allow Cheltenham to go ahead, but shortly after the two events took place some Tory ministers went on the offensive against Liverpool without directing any criticism of the Cheltenham festival. When interviewers brought up the Cheltenham festival those same ministers dropped their criticism of Liverpool FC.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      "Interesting how most news stories on the subject mention Harding's time at Talktalk, even though that has very little bearing on the matter at hand."

      It has a great bearing on the matter at hand. It shows that she should never be put in a position of responsibility. Her record there should be a stick to beat anyone involved in her current appointment.

  26. Kane
    1. hplasm
      Happy

      Re: Twat

      Does El Reg still do the Post of the week?

      This is that.

      1. Kane
        Thumb Up

        Re: Twat

        "Does El Reg still do the Post of the week?

        This is that."

        I will upvote your post in support of this comment, but I am clearly biased, much like The Twat's Dido Harding's relationship with the Cheltenham Festival and Test & Trace

  27. NIck Hunn

    It's not as if they didn't know

    It was made quite clear to them at the start that the developers understood nothing about how Bluetooth works. Google and Apple did understand that, which is why they got together to write their new firmware. But Matt Hancock is essentially technically illiterate and preferred to believe his app developing chums who weren't very concerned with firmware, radio or basic physics. Instead, they claimed they knew more than Apple and Google and were happy to let the money roll in while they got to play with the dinosaurs on the Isle of Wight.

    It was already a poisoned chalice when Dido came into the picture, but, like the Wicked Queen, she made it even more toxic.

  28. Potemkine! Silver badge

    Schlackkkk!

    When will you understand your side of the Channel that all the Lords should be eradicated? ^^

  29. MachDiamond Silver badge

    Flip phone mode = On

    When the government started talking about TnT apps, I picked up a flip phone that works with my carrier. Should I be asked to show my phone, that's the one I'll be showing. My "smart" phone rarely has BT, Wi-Fi or Data on. I turn those on when I need them and shut them off when I'm done. I even managed to get the telco to turn off Text. I found it to be too much of a time waster. People can call or send an email.

    If you work in your own office, don't have messaging apps, text and all of those things, you tend to not get interrupted nearly as much and get more done. It's so Pavlovian to see the masses all look at their phones whenever an electronic chime sounds.

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