back to article Waterloo! Windows defeated, your sign is screwed. Waterloo! Promise to bork you forevermore

You are never far from Windows doing a whoopsie, particularly in a digital-signage heavy hub such as the UK's London Waterloo station. Spotted by Register Michael Wood as 2020 drew to a close, today's entry in the Blue Screen of Death hall of infamy was, we think, snapped on a display to the left of the array of platform …

  1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    The station also had its turn in the international limelight and played an initially slightly awkward host to Eurostar trains until the service was handed over to St Pancras in 2007.

    "And Mr Longuepée, whose name means "long sword" in English, thinks it insensitive for the station to still bear the name of the old battle at a time when Europe is meant to be fostering closer ties with its neighbours. "

    As Cpl Jones would say about "cold steel" - "They don't like it up 'em!"

    As for "Europe is meant to be fostering closer ties with its neighbours"

    ...that was in 1998, before the term "Brexit" had entered the lexicon

    1. Paul Herber Silver badge

      Waterloo

      Gare d'Austerlitz

      Checkmate.

    2. Paul Floyd

      This story (the Waterloo insult one) seems to have spread a fair bit on the 'net. Another example of crowd-dumbing. It seems as though no-one knows how to spell the poor chap's name.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Still think the French end of the tunnel should have come out at Agincourt

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Agincourt

          Yep, a decisive victory for England against the French.

          Remind me again who won the [Hundred Years] War of which this was a significant battle?

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: Agincourt

            French won in territory and creating a unified nation terms - but lost in casualties and $$$

    3. Richard Crossley
      Boffin

      The 18:12 to Paris

      The last Euro Star train from Waterloo to Paris was the 18:12. Hmm why is that significant, 1812 was the year Napolean was defeated by the Russians.

      Thanks Wikipedia:

      Euro Star History

      1812 Overture

  2. N2
    Pint

    Very apt description

    Windows has attempted to reset the display driver, timed out and, well, reacted with the robustness of single-ply tissue paper when faced with a mucus-covered toddler.

    Pint and a scotch egg, because it's dry veganuary - ugh!

    1. heyrick Silver badge
      Coffee/keyboard

      Re: Very apt description

      I'm on my lunch break. Icon, because bleurk....

  3. Shadow Systems

    Why not just use an RPi?

    The bean counters would love you for reducing the bottom line, the IT folks in charge of maintaining it would love you for reducing the number of anti-migraine pills they have to devour like Cookie Monster, managers would love that the drop in problems running the RPi signs would result in far fewer emergency call out situations that make their department look bad, & the end users would love the stability of a sign system that doesn't go titsup every time some butterfly in Outer Mongolia twitches it's left antennae a bit too far to the right. (The right one causes reboots!)

    So why not replace all those Windows overkill machines with something infinitely cheaper, more stable, & more reliable like an RPi?

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Why not just use an RPi?

      Because the corporate anti-virus software doesn't run on a RPi

  4. Daedalus

    Now, alas, it plays host to Bork.

    "You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike"

    1. Paul Herber Silver badge

      Re: Now, alas, it plays host to Bork.

      They were designed to be all different!

      1. jake Silver badge

        Re: Now, alas, it plays host to Bork.

        Depends on how up to date your version is.

  5. Swiss Anton

    "... standing nose to armpit ..."

    I miss the good old days.

    1. Shadow Systems

      At Swiss Anton, re: Nose to armpit.

      Armpit? You're tall enough to get an armpit? LUXURY! I'm only 1 Meter tall & they slap me if I sniff what's at nose height. Not that I want to, it all smells shitty down here.

      *Cough*

      =-)p

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: At Swiss Anton, re: Nose to armpit.

        It's a dogs life being a dog

      2. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: At Swiss Anton, re: Nose to armpit.

        Do you take affront when that happens?

      3. Clunking Fist

        Re: At Swiss Anton, re: Nose to armpit.

        Woof, woof, baby!

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I blame systemd

    (Sorry, wrong thread.)

  7. Clunking Fist

    Sugar Cubes

    I love Bork, first saw (heard) her as part of the Sugar Cubes. From Iceland, I believe? She's everywhere now, it seems.

  8. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Coat

    Windows at Waterloo

    My, my, at Waterloo Windows did surrender

    Windows - linux was defeated, you won the desktop war

    Windows - promise to love you for ever more

    Windows - couldn't escape if I wanted to

    Windows - knowing my fate is to be with you

    Windows - finally facing my Waterloo

    With apologies and thanks to Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Stig Anderson for the original

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: Windows at Waterloo

      Yeah, many thanks. It was the incessant playing of that appallingly insipid song (and album of the same name) by the BBC that drove this Yank to discover Pirate Radio, and John Peel's Top Gear show on Radio 1 ... To this day I blame my love of Punk music on self defense from the crap pop that Auntie Beeb pumped out during the prime listening hours.

  9. My other car WAS an IAV Stryker

    "Other platform displays were of the amber-hued variety"

    I love me a good LED matrix. Amber is the best for most displays but I like a good tricolor also (each pixel red/yellow/green with combos of orange and chartreuse). Reminiscent of days gone by... eggcrate displays on "Wheel of Fortune"... my high school's roadside sign, 80 x 16 incandescent... and my parent's first printer, the Citizen MSP(?)-10 dot-matrix -- thanks to Broderbund's The Print Shop we gave that printer a full life and an early death.

    So many LED full-color / full-video signage panels are cheap affairs that fail before they're even done being installed, and usually Windows is not the culprit. But a bork is still a bork and if your display don't work, you've wasted your capital, not to mention the ongoing cost to keep the thing powered up. (There IS an off switch -- it probably has its own circuit breaker. Don't turn it back on until it's fixed or the repair tech needs power to fix it. Oh, it's not broken but the previous owner/lessee of the building took the proprietary operating software with them when the biz failed, probably due to sinking the money into that sign? Go out, find the make, model, and serial, and call up the manufacturer. Get your own copy -- cheaper than the hardware, surely!)

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Blaming this on Windows is like blaming Ford for a car crash. The dodgy ATI driver crashed. Not Windows. That said, changing the Windows settings to auto-restart when an unrecoverable error occurs would probably result in no more than a few minutes down time. (Until the driver crashes again.)

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