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Linux lead Linus Torvalds has labelled his last pronouncement on the state of the kernel "the incoherent ramblings of a crazy old man." Torvalds' criticism of himself came after his prediction that the last seven days would be a slow time for kernel development. "So in the rc2 announcement notes I thought we might have a slow …

  1. theOtherJT Silver badge

    "Why would you say that?!"

    ...the words that immediately follow statements like: "It's working perfectly." or "This project is going really well." or the perennial favourite: "How hard can it be?"

    Nice to see it applies to the father of Linux too.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    His classes are working

    Self deprecation.

    So those people management classes he was taking seem to be working?

    1. don't you hate it when you lose your account

      Re: His classes are working

      I'm starting to worry he's been switched with one of those shape shifting space lizards that run the world :)

      1. non gelatinous user

        Re: His classes are working

        best comment today... helped this distressed canadian..merci pour l'humeur..

    2. malfeasance

      Re: His classes are working

      I don't think it's the classes.

      Linus historically (been | appeared) the type of person that can admit when he's wrong. It's just that he's not often wrong in the things that he's the subject matter expert in (you know, like the kernel). I think there's a phrase "Strong opinions, weakly held" that could be used to describe him.

      1. DavCrav

        Re: His classes are working

        "Linus historically (been | appeared) the type of person that can admit when he's wrong."

        He just states when people are wrong. Sometimes the person is him, mostly it's not.

  3. Ebbe Kristensen

    Linus is mistaken...

    He's not old.

    1. cipnt

      Re: Linus is mistaken...

      He's not young either

      1. Mike 125

        Re: Linus is mistaken...

        >Linus is mistaken....... >He's not young

        Oh FFS. *google google* Hmmm. You're both right.

        These times are making crazy old men of all of us, and that includes all sexes, colours, and variations.

        Linus sounds (dis?)comfortingly human.

        1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

          Re: Linus is mistaken...

          He was apparently born in 1969, which makes him three years younger than me.

          That means he's old enough to know that he's not young any more.

          Trust me.

          1. DavCrav

            Re: Linus is mistaken...

            "That means he's old enough to know that he's not young any more."

            But also young enough to know he's not old yet. That's the reason the word 'middle-aged' exists.

            1. Just An Engineer

              Re: Linus is mistaken...

              I always wondered exactly when "middle age" started. I think i just skipped over it and went straight to old.

              1. DavCrav

                Re: Linus is mistaken...

                "I always wondered exactly when "middle age" started"

                Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

                Apparently it's by Bob Hope. I know it from a very old board game called 'The Game of Quotations'. I was a child when my parents bought that, and to play it I had to learn all these quotations by people I had no understanding of. Who on Earth is Zsa Zsa Gabor? asks a ten-year old.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I thought Linux was finished and compete...

    ...like Windows is.

    Have I missed something?

    1. Cynic_999

      Re: I thought Linux was finished and compete...

      I have never heard anyone state that Linux was finished. I do however hope that Windows soon will be.

  5. Chronos

    Exactly what is needed.

    Linus is doing an exceptional job, let's not fool ourselves. The "problem" he has is honesty. That will ruffle feathers when he's outwardly honest but it also means he's capable of not taking himself too seriously and can backtrack and correct without worrying about "PR".

    Let's not be too quick to ridicule this as it's something from which a few people in real positions of power could take notes.

    1. naive

      Re: Exactly what is needed.

      If there was a Nobel Prize for applied technology, he should be awarded.

      It is, below the line of sight of the mainstream, an operating system that helped creating the world we know today, enabling Big Tech to create their platforms without bleeding to death due to payments for MS Cals before they became mature. Also in many other Tech applications it is mainstream, since not glued to the architecture of an Intel based PC like some other OS.

      1. DavCrav

        Re: Exactly what is needed.

        "If there was a Nobel Prize for applied technology, he should be awarded."

        I suppose there would have to be some years where Don Knuth wasn't the recipient.

  6. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Joke

    Crazy Old Cat Man

    Has Linus got a Cat?

  7. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Coat

    Old Git

    Surely if Linus is "Old", then he can rightly be called an "Old Git"?

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