I prefer the £7.99 branded Lidl christmas jumper really.
Microsoft celebrates undead MS Paint with festive knitwear
Microsoft has once again unleashed some iffy knitwear on the world with an MS Paint-themed sweater to ring in the festive season. The company previously flung Windows XP and 95 incarnations at its favoured fans (we note Vulture Central has remained jumper-free) but the MS Paint version is the first to be sold to the general …
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Wednesday 2nd December 2020 21:33 GMT BrownishMonstr
Re: GirlsWhoCode
One has to ask what sexual assault/harassment has to do with gender fluidity.
But, yes, why. Maybe his penis was too long so, as per NTFS and FAT32, had to be cut and stored elsewhere (for, er, backwards compatibility*).
*ahem. Gives a whole new meaning to backwards compatibility.
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Wednesday 2nd December 2020 18:41 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Just stop
There is already too much crappy
clothingMicrosoft software out there... it all takes lots of resources, what a waste.I agree. I think that's proven by the fact that they want to remove mspaint, but keep the .NET/overly-bloated other thing (Photo 3D or something... nobody cares). Then again, maybe they need room to install yet another .NET runtime.
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Wednesday 2nd December 2020 21:06 GMT Howard Sway
with only sizes for the larger fanboi available
Far be it from me to suggest that this may be the only size required for this demographic.
Talking of demo graphics, why isn't there a service available yet where you can do your own custom design on a simple Paint style grid and have it auto knitted for you on a machine? This would be easy : after all punched cards were originally developed for the Jacqard loom and subsequently made their way into the computer industry by way of Babbage.
I'd get an Ada Lovelace / Charles Babbage one done and out-geek the lot of you.
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Thursday 3rd December 2020 10:16 GMT tiggity
Re: with only sizes for the larger fanboi available
The software and hardware used for high volume commercial knitwear manufacture is impressive (obv the design is sent down digitally, no cards needed), but they will typically be decent sized product runs.
It would be easy for such services to be offered, but whether or not its worth their while is a different matter altogether.
A lot of domestic flat bed knitting machines still use punch cards though, as do some of the low end more low volume production commercial focused machines.