The saga begins in a witchery way
*sits down with a thump*
[random underling]
"Are you ok?"
[IT professional]
"I felt a disturbance....it was like a million it professionals all cried out in disgust and horror"
[random underling]
"But isn't SAP the evil one?"
[IT Professional]
"Salesforce is merely the lesser of two great evils, and I do not believe in choosing any evil, even the lesser evil. Better to not choose."