back to article No, the creator of cURL didn't morph into Elon Musk and give away Bitcoins. But his hijacked Twitter page tried to

The creator of cURL reassured The Reg on Tuesday that he's not a billionaire rocket man giving away Bitcoins, no matter what his Twitter account claimed. Daniel Stenberg, who maintains the widely used Swiss army-knife of network data transfer tools, had his verified Twitter account hijacked by person or persons unknown, its …

  1. W.S.Gosset

    Gah

    Now I've got that old internet animation stuck in my head.

    Bagder Bagder Bagder Bagder, Bagder Bagder Bagder Bagder

    ...Sanke! Sanke!

    Bagder Bagder etc.

    1. Sgt_Oddball
      Headmaster

      Re: Gah

      Urmm... Was the spellings intentional? Or has my dyslexia developed into a weird new direction?

      1. W.S.Gosset
        Happy

        Re: Gah

        (Have a closer look at Mr cURL's Twitter handle.)

        1. sev.monster Silver badge

          Re: Gah

          Muhsroom muhsroom...

          1. ghp

            Re: Gah

            Elon Muks?

            1. W.S.Gosset
              Happy

              Re: Gah

              Elno!

              1. sev.monster Silver badge

                Re: Gah

                Cuddle Me Elno, now with frontal lobe happiness generator!

  2. chuBb.

    Pointless

    I still don't get why twitter exists

    Other than to facilitate scams, bullshit and provide skiddies targets

    Also what's the point of a char limit if you can post wall of text images...

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      Re: Pointless

      It exists so people can create fictional anecdotes to trigger outrage and then wallow in an echo chamber of similarly outraged people. And also so people can pointlessly whinge eternally about anything, usually governments.

      It also exists so people can get into “discussions “ and then cowardly block people when it doesn’t go their way. They can then return to their echo chamber and have their false beliefs reinforced.

      It’s a cess pit, but a less noxious cess pit than faecebook.

      1. werdsmith Silver badge

        Re: Pointless

        I forgot the billion times recycled memes and gifs of actors pulling faces that have no relevance to the conversation.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Devil

          Re: Pointless

          > I forgot the billion times recycled memes and gifs of actors pulling faces that have no relevance to the conversation.

          This. A million fucking times this.

          It's as though Demon Crowley has decided that HTML isn't bloat enough on a web page so introduced these 'reactions'. Aaaarggh! *

          [*] Writes the person including a gratuitous, bandwidth-wasting icon, but that's because what I have to say is much cleverer and much more important than the average tweet.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Pointless

        So view as a sewage works, Facebook the solids separation pond, twitter the agitator that spins around, and instas the buckets of recovered false teeth?

    2. veti Silver badge

      Re: Pointless

      You could say the same of the Web.

      Twitter is no worse than any other forum. Anything that sticks around long enough, and attracts attention, gets abused sometimes.

      That's what scumbags do: they study the environment and find its weaknesses.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Pointless

      It exists so people can get news from other than the censored, approved official mainstream media outlets.

      You still need a brain to seperate the wheat from the chaff, though.

      1. werdsmith Silver badge

        Re: Pointless

        The wheat from the chaff. Like mining for diamonds in a cat litter tray.

        1. TeeCee Gold badge

          Re: Pointless

          That's a better analogy. There is actually wheat somewhere in the chaff, whereas I'm pretty sure my cat does not occasionally shit diamonds.

          1. MOH

            Re: Pointless

            You're not looking hard enough. We have to go deeper!

      2. Potemkine! Silver badge

        Re: Pointless

        If you live in a country where there is censored, approved official mainstream media outlets, you haven't access to twitter.

      3. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: Pointless

        TIL that batshit insane cranks and trolls == news.

        I prefer to get my "news" from The Register's commentards, in that case. We've just had a moon landing article today, so I'm looking forward to some tasty, tasty "news" in the comments section.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Pointless

          > We've just had a moon landing article today

          Blimey! Didn't know El Reg had been around for that long.

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Pointless

      It exists so that someone can govern an entire country using it as their main means of communication.

      It is successful because it is the only thing that the morons that voted for them understand.

      Both will be gone soon.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Pointless

        I wish I had your optimism - morons seem to have an inexplicable life expectancy.

        I blame the warning labels on stuff.

      2. chuBb.

        Re: Pointless

        You need to watch the prophecy hidden as satire called idiocracy

      3. W.S.Gosset
        Pirate

        Re: Pointless

        >the morons that voted for them...

        >Both will be gone soon

        Wow.

        You're talking about the elimination of over 70 million people.

        The last time a member* of a self-anointed, self-appointed elite expunged democracy and created a _proper_ country, the best he could manage was about 6 million.

        How far we've come! O brave new world!

        1. W.S.Gosset

          Re: Pointless

          * He established his elitism via various virtue-display/virtue-parading techniques, notably being vegan and a militant animal rights activist, as well as just being, you know, innately _superior_. But utterly inclusive : you too could become superior just by joining in.

          And he created, magnificently, what is to date still the only example of a successful socialist country. Granted, it relied on a growing number of growingly adjacent countries donating large amounts of various resources, ranging from minerals to factories/mfgplant to farmland to many millions of involuntary/slave labour.

          But it worked _brilliantly_ for the elite!

  3. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Joke

    electric car salesman

    any relation to an electric carpet cleaner salesman?

  4. Jenny with the Axe

    About the Stockholm geolocation

    It's not hard to figure out that Daniel lives in Stockholm.

    If I wanted to do this, I'd get a free trial account with any provider of VPNs that has endpoints in the area where the mark lives. Or even just an AWS EC2 instance hosted in Stockholm would probably work. Or a previously compromised random PC that is in the right area.

    1. W.S.Gosset
      Megaphone

      Re: About the Stockholm geolocation

      Easier and free:

      Twiddle your Tor config file to force it to only exit in Sweden. Chances are you'll pop out in Stockholm.

      (I use this trick if I want to to watch BBC TV in/from Australia : their iPlayer site bounces you if your IP is ex-UK.)

    2. Steve Graham

      Re: About the Stockholm geolocation

      Or maybe the access to Twitter did in fact come from the victim's own machine, and his confidence that his own network was not compromised is misplaced.

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    3. NonSSL-Login
      Holmes

      Re: About the Stockholm geolocation

      Its even better to have a zombie machine of a home computer/scan for proxies on home isp netwoprks to bounce through so you get an ISP AS for when certain services block VPN/Data centre ip's. A home ISP looks much more legit and the IP address gets a better risk rating and less likely to throw up extra checks.

      No surprise they tried a local IP address. Its common sense.

      1. reGOTCHA

        Re: About the Stockholm geolocation

        What characteristics you use to identify a proxy during a scan? besides searching for common proxy ports.. For research purposes.

  5. John Sager

    Bitcoin spam

    Definitely on the up ATM. I'm getting quite a few and some scrote used my email address as the 'From' so I got lots of bounces from MTAs all over the globe ☹️

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Bitcoin spam

      > ☹️

      And that's how one recognises a fellow Linux user who knows where his Compose key is. ☺

  6. Dave 126 Silver badge

    Depends how much pressure and heat you apply to the cat...

    1. sev.monster Silver badge
      Pint

      I think you've replied in the wrong place. But have an upvote anyway. And maybe one of these? ---------------------->

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Indeed. Comment of the week. :-)

  7. Rustbucket

    Twitter allows 2FA

    From their web site.

    "There are three methods to choose from: Text message, Authentication app, or Security key."

    Sounds like a good idea.

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