back to article Police chopper chasing a crim near an airport? Ideal time to use my laser pointer, says Texas idiot now behind bars

An idiot who directed a laser at a police helicopter, temporarily blinding the pilot while he was searching for a shooting suspect, has been sent down for four-and-a-quarter years. John Shorey, 39, was sentenced this week in San Antonio, Texas, for pointing a laser pointer at the helicopter in February 2019, hitting the pilot …

  1. David 132 Silver badge
    Happy

    "...a pilot program..."

    Ahaha. How apposite.

  2. Glen 1

    Retroreflectors?

    Retroreflectors?

    Not only would it be "returning fire", there would be a nice, easy-to-track laser designation point.

    I suppose it depends on how far the beam diverges.

    1. Michael Hoffmann Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: Retroreflectors?

      How about laser-guided missiles? Just follow the source instead of the pointer.

    2. jake Silver badge

      Re: Retroreflectors?

      I fail to see the point. Shirley by shining the light they are automagically giving away their position?

      As for divergence, collimation on laser pointers ain't something to write home about.

      1. Glen 1

        Re: Retroreflectors?

        I fail to see the point. Shirley by shining the light they are automagically giving away their position?

        Only if the laser is pointed directly at a sensor. Otherwise, you only see the beam if it has something to diffuse off. Having enough particulates/fog in the air to see the beam itself is highly weather dependant.

        The beam divergence only needs to be low enough to still be detectable from its reflection.. After that, a a single drone with a sensor looking for the common laser pointer frequencies can be anywhere within line of sight. Hell, they might give their position away just by testing it on the ground nearby.

    3. Lee D Silver badge

      Re: Retroreflectors?

      Until someone aims a laser at a busy airport and the reflectors from all the aircraft blind multiple people rather than just the one it's aimed at.

      Retroreflectors are not perfect mirrors back to the origin, if they were they'd look like a mirror.

      The solution is a set of cameras on the outside of large planes that triangulates the source when it detects a laser, reports it to the police, and then keep throwing the culprits in jail for a year or so until they learn not to do it again.

      1. fobobob

        Re: Retroreflectors?

        Retroreflectors ideally reflect photons parallel to their original course (i'm ignoring the specifics of how photons interact with mirrors, as i feel it needlessly pedantic), with a varying degree of offset dependent on the original course and mirror arrangement. If designed properly, they come very close to what you say they are not. A simple mirror just deflects light dependent on the angle of incidence.

        Does not mean they're actually useful for this application, just I feel they've been mischaracterized here.

  3. Cederic Silver badge

    hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

    Video footage from Portland at night invariably shows green lasers being shone at the police.

    It's illegal in war, really can't see why the US police are so timid in hunting down and prosecuting the ones doing it to them. It's one of the few things a protestor can do that I'd happily rule justification for use of live ammo.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

      Tear gas is illegal in war as well. I think the protestors should have live ammo to compensate.

      1. Ghostman

        Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

        You are correct in that sense, but it is legal to use as a crowd dispersal agent according to the Chemical Weapons Convention (1997)

        I still haven't found anything disallowing the use of Castor Oil vapor though.

        1. Cederic Silver badge

          Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

          You are twisted and evil, and I'd like to offer you a job.

      2. sanmigueelbeer
        Coat

        Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

        Tear gas is illegal in war as well

        Using tear gas as a crowd dispersal to be very barbaric.

        I would prefer "Mary Jane" smoke cannister -- At least the protesters will be "happy" to disperse.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

        This. Use of chemical weapons by a pig should result in that pig's justifiable homicide by the pig's victim or anyone witnessing the chemical weapon attack.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

      @" It's one of the few things a protestor can do that I'd happily rule justification for use of live ammo."

      Obviously protestors shining lights at police doesn't justify deadly use of force.

      You have Trump supporting gunmen killing police while pretending to be BLM protestors, if laser-pointers were enough to justify deadly use of force, then Trump's boys wouldn't need to spice it up with some false-flag police murders. Police murders by Trump supporters:

      https://www.salon.com/2020/06/17/far-right-boogaloo-boy-killed-officer-after-using-black-lives-matter-protest-as-cover-prosecutors/

      "Far-right “Boogaloo boy” killed officer after using Black Lives Matter protest as cover: prosecutors"

      You know your boy "Unindicted Co-Conspirator #1" will start to get really desperate near the end of his term. The whole reason he's trying to damage the USA right now is to force an exit deal, Nixon style.

      Fox News and his enablers think he won't throw them under a bus if they help him try to keep power, but he will. It's all about him now, they're the suckers he's fooled.

      I think they should make him President for life despite the election loss.... President of Landscaping.

      * Hannity Ingrahams and Tucker Carlson can go down with that sinking ship, but Fox Execs need to cut the links to those 'anchors' before they drag FN down with them.

      1. Ghostman

        Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

        @" It's one of the few things a protestor can do that I'd happily rule justification for use of live ammo."

        Obviously protestors shining lights at police doesn't justify deadly use of force.

        You have Trump supporting gunmen killing police while pretending to be BLM protestors, if laser-pointers were enough to justify deadly use of force, then Trump's boys wouldn't need to spice it up with some false-flag police murders. Police murders by Trump supporters:

        https://www.salon.com/2020/06/17/far-right-boogaloo-boy-killed-officer-after-using-black-lives-matter-protest-as-cover-prosecutors/

        "Far-right “Boogaloo boy” killed officer after using Black Lives Matter protest as cover: prosecutors"

        You know your boy "Unindicted Co-Conspirator #1" will start to get really desperate near the end of his term. The whole reason he's trying to damage the USA right now is to force an exit deal, Nixon style.

        Fox News and his enablers think he won't throw them under a bus if they help him try to keep power, but he will. It's all about him now, they're the suckers he's fooled.

        I think they should make him President for life despite the election loss.... President of Landscaping.

        * Hannity Ingrahams and Tucker Carlson can go down with that sinking ship, but Fox Execs need to cut the links to those 'anchors' before they drag FN down with them.

        Stacey's' boyfriend is back, and forgot to take his meds again.

      2. Cederic Silver badge

        Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

        Obviously protestors shining lights at police doesn't justify deadly use of force.

        Luckily we weren't talking about shining lights, we were discussing using lasers to blind people.

        You're welcome to join me in condemning that, against policemen or anybody else.

        1. midgepad

          The word is dazzle

          Blinding is different.

          1. not.known@this.address
            WTF?

            Re: The word is dazzle

            midgepad, when some dickhead points a laser at a moving vehicle, dazzling someone *is* blinding them - especially at night. When you are dazzled, you cannot see clearly, if at all. How the hell do you think that is different to blinding someone, even if "only" temporarily?

            You really do not want to be on the receiving end of such stupidity, especially if in a significant mass of metal or plastics some distance above the ground. Even more so when you have a load of people depending on you.

        2. Cuddles

          Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

          "You're welcome to join me in condemning that, against policemen or anybody else."

          There's a rather large difference in condemning a particular behaviour, and following that condemnation up with "...and therefore it's entirely justified to summarily execute them all on the spot". I don't see anyone here saying that deliberately attempting to blind people, police or otherwise, is at all justified. But saying that doing so is one of the few things that would justify the police gunning down protesters is just insane, and it's hardly surprising that few appear to agree with you on that.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Bunker boy and his coup

      I see Mike Pompeo is saying "there will be a smooth transition to the next *TRUMP* administration", i.e. he's openly saying there is a coup plot ongoing.

      I see Trump has replaced 4 senior Pentagon people with his lackies, so the coup plot obviously will be based on the military taking power. In his head he will place his lackies in, the soldiers will obey said lackies and kill American people to keep him in power, kill police, kill protestors, kill church goers, kill factory workers, kill teachers, kill children, kill Republicans, kill you*, heck you kill 300,000+ people what's a few hundred thousand more?

      Put armed forces in US cities to kill protestors, put army around the Senate and Congress and Supreme Court and threaten and intimidate and murder the lawmakers and the judges into submission.

      A full on military coup.

      Bunker Boy is sitting in his bunker plotting his coup, his back against a wall, knowing all the crimes he's committed.

      This is how it plays out:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBWmkwaTQ0k

      He's lost, the man selling $5 shrimp plates to fund $800 million Atlantic City debt needs to face reality. He'll drag Pompeo and the rest into a coup plot, then sell them out in exchange for an exit deal.

      There is no 'team' Trump. Only Trump, and his remaining few family members. Even Melania will exit that soon.

      * Fox News viewers, Red State viewers were the ones duped into catching the Corona Virus and the ones that died in large numbers. Republicans are cannon fodder to Trump.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Dear Emily Murphy

        Let me tell you how it works.

        Trump will full on attack the USA, trying for a full military coup at the 11th hour. To end the damage quickly, a deal is struck where he gets immunity and he sacrifices his enablers instead.

        People like Pompeo, and you, they will go to jail and serve as proxy for Trump. So the law might want to send Trump to jail for a few thousand years, but instead they will send you. You will go to jail for the rest of your life. Trump will say "I never met her", "Mike Pompeo? He acted on his own", and Trump will retreat to Mar-a-Largo, or Moscow, a free man with an immunity agreement.

        But not you.

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        Trump made $900 a day selling his $5 shrimp plates. He took his backers money as license fees to Trump corp, and he screwed them over and left them broke. For you? You go to jail as proxy for him and his coup.

    4. jake Silver badge

      Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

      PDNFTTs

      ATdhvaannkcse.

    5. Trigonoceps occipitalis

      Re: hopefully prosecutions elsewhere too

      Use of lasers in military operations is perfectly legal. Many of the are powerful enough to blind or partially blind, particularly if viewed through binos or an optical sight. It is intentionally using them as blinding weapons that is illegal.

      During the Falklands Conflict the UK used lasers to dazzle Argentinian pilots. Not by shining directly in the eyes but by relying on dispersal and diffraction by the cockpit canopy.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Blinded by the light

    I think 5 years chokey is about right.

    10 if it results in permanent injury to someone.

    1. KittenHuffer Silver badge
      Alert

      Re: Blinded by the light

      I think a 5 light year sentence would be more appropriate!

      Meanwhile, do not look at the laser with your remaining eye!

      1. Ken Hagan Gold badge

        Re: Blinded by the light

        Nah. Stretch it out to 12 parsecs.

  5. jake Silver badge

    Daft thing is ...

    ... that the fucking morons don't seem to realize that they are giving their position away to people who are highly trained to identify ground positions from the air. The mind absolutely boggles.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Daft thing is ...

      And yet so few of the offenders are caught, even with the carrot of a $10,000 reward and the stick of up to 5 years in prison. It's the reason so much low level crime goes on. The risk reward ratio is in favour of not getting caught in the "noise" of all the other low level crime. The solution is really to try and create a better society where fewer people feel the need to commit crime. (Since you ask, the sky is green with violet highlights on my planet, it's quite nice :-))

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    As staunch liberal I have to say

    > has been sent down for four-and-a-quarter years.

    Why not for a draw and a quarter?

    (I might be a liberal, but I'm also a former commercial pilot)

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A related problem that needs tackling

    Is that of people using GPS jammers (often lorry / delivery drivers).

    As we are transitioning towards GNSS-based procedures (in many smaller airports these are the only type of procedures available), this is a pretty big deal. Getting RAIM (signal integrity) errors on the approach or departure is zero fun, costly and puts people at risk because of some skyving idiot close to an airport.

    1. BebopWeBop
      Facepalm

      Re: A related problem that needs tackling

      What would the motivation for lorry/delivery drivers to use GPS blockers? Attempts to increase overtime through manufactured delays?

      1. KittenHuffer Silver badge

        Re: A related problem that needs tackling

        I think the ones with the incentive to spoof or jam GPS are actually those that steal the lorries. A lot of them 'phone home' these days so the company knows where they are, which isn't good for the crooks trying to drive off in them.

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: A related problem that needs tackling

          That;s the primary reason, but bosses naturally gravitate to using it micomanage the drivers.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: A related problem that needs tackling

          Nope. Those just smash the antenna and/or remove the SIM card. There is no point in attracting attention to you by emitting on a reserved frequency.

      2. tiggity Silver badge

        Re: A related problem that needs tackling

        "What would the motivation for lorry/delivery drivers to use GPS blockers?"

        Maybe because some companies define route you must take (& refuse to listen to arguments why its a bad route even though the routes are often auto generated by software) - often not taking account of changing situations such as roadworks, or predictable rush hour traffic jam conditions & you can save time by taking non approved route but need GPS off so you don't get into trouble.

        The schedules are really unrealistic - assume magically empty roads and each delivery is near instant, so any time saved is worthwhile.

        Delivery is bad as an employee as big brother always watching you, bad as a zero hours contractor as pay & conditions are shit but you have a bit more control.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: A related problem that needs tackling

        AC for obvious reasons -

        A previous company mandated that ALL cars - including personal cars used for business use, not just company cars had to have GPS trackers installed. (Rumour was that one bod was using his car as a mini-cab at weekends). So I did out of curiosity did have a quick look at GPS blockers, as it was my car and I don't want to be tracked in my time. Apparently the range of these devices were in the range of a few hundred metres - bit too much, so didn't pursue it further.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: A related problem that needs tackling

          > A previous company mandated that ALL cars - including personal cars used for business use

          That is not unusual in my corner of the woods, which is very protective of individual privacy and personal data, and is typically done for tax reasons. Basically, you need to satisfy the tax office that the fuel for which you're claiming your tax back was used for legitimate business purposes.

          This of course assumes that your employees have a company fuel card or equivalent arrangement and that only business trips are logged.

          > Rumour was that one bod was using his car as a mini-cab at weekends

          That of course would be an utterly unjustifiable reason. Especially if it was his own car.

          > it was my car and I don't want to be tracked in my time

          If your company (or some cretin within) were suggesting that, likely they were breaking a number of laws. A quick word with the relevant labour administration in your location (plus local data protection agency) would have been in order.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: A related problem that needs tackling

        > What would the motivation for lorry/delivery drivers to use GPS blockers?

        I have no idea, but it's a thing. I would like to see a few of them charged with endangering the safety of a commercial flight (along with violations of telecomms laws, labour fraud, etc.) and their cases well publicised, pour l'encouragement des autres et tout ça.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A light sentence.

    Four and a half years for injuring a police officer (off-work for a week) doesn't really fit in with Texas' hang-em and flog-em reputation. Would he have got that for punching a copper on the nose?

    (Yes, sorry about the title. Couldn't resist.)

    1. WanderingHaggis

      Re: A light sentence.

      What I think we need to take into account is though it may be a police pilot was off work for a week potentially you could have had an other Clutha incident or worse. This equates to murder (not manslaughter as it is a predictable outcome and premeditated (didn't accidentally buy and shine the laser.)

      N.B. the Clutha crash was caused not by a laser but a "fuel problem."

      1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

        Re: A light sentence.

        Clutha crash was caused not by a laser but a "fuel problem."

        Aka pilot error.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: A light sentence.

        (AC from above): I agree that it's worse than punching a policeman (or other "off-work for a week" injury), since the pilot was in charge of a vehicle which could have crashed, killing or injuring several people. Hence why I think four and a half years is a light sentence. Since the incident occurred in Texas (with it's tough-on-crime) reputation, it sounds even lighter.

        Sometimes the criminals get lucky with the judge, I suppose.

  9. Grease Monkey Silver badge

    Isn't it still illegal in the UK to sell sufficiently powerful laser pointers? But they are still sold and not just mail order from overseas.

    It seems that while the authorities are down on their illegal use they could probably be doing more to stop people getting hold of them in the first place.

    1. Mike 137 Silver badge

      Strange UK laws

      There are numerous things it's illegal to use in the UK that can nevertheless be lawfully sold. The different departments of the legislature don't communicate very well, the body of law is too vast, and interacting laws commonly don't get updated in tandem.

    2. KittenHuffer Silver badge

      I remember in school (30+ years ago) one of the other inmates producing an early laser pointer that had been imported. It was fun when a friend pointed out that it certainly was not the 5MW laser that was claimed on the label.

      Anyone else spot the issue?

      1. DS999 Silver badge
        Trollface

        Wouldn't a 5 megawatt laser burn a hole in the blackboard or whatever else it was pointed at?

        1. Rob Telford

          You probably would have to ask the US Navy about that, and they're still mostly playing with kilowatt (kW) class lasers

          5 Milliwatts (mW) sounds far more reasonable for a small laser than 5 Megawatts (MW), but could be open to misinterpretation

          1. KittenHuffer Silver badge

            Nah, when I say he pointed it out I really mean that he did point it out [pun intended]. The label on the laser pointer definitely said 5MW rather than 5mW.

            1. jake Silver badge

              The MW vs mW mistake was pretty common once laser pointers became a mass-market item. Let's face it, graphics designers making labels for consumer goods to be sold in other countries have never exactly been known for their technical ability.

              It probably wasn't anywhere near 5mW either, when you think about what it was.

  10. RockBurner

    ...the readily availability of ...

    I know it's a relatively light story, but c'mon ed.

  11. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge
    Facepalm

    The 51-month jail term ... should serve as a warning to others

    But it never does, because the sort of people that would do this in the first place are too stupid to see the problem. They think they won't get caught (I'm on the ground, they're in the air - I'll be long gone!) and/or don't even know the legislation exists, and/or don't care anyway. Hence the incident rate continues to rise despite the increases in sentencing, expansion of punishments.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'm not going to read what it's about

    I must came here for the outrage shot, thanks!

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Mutually assured destruction

    Arm the police helicopters with 30 KW lasers, as is being done with the older military jets.

    The best defense is a good offense, said Sun Tsu.

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: Mutually assured destruction

      "The best defense is a good offense, said Sun Tsu."

      Sun Tsu? And here I always thought it was Mel, the cook on "Alice".

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