I AM ERROR: Tired of chewing up your RAM? Razer tells gamers where to stick its special gum for the RGB crowd

You fool. You absolute fool. Do you think you’re special? Do you think you’re hot? Your mind is a foggy Louisiana swamp. You’ve got all the focus of the 2019 Labour manifesto. And that is why you ... always ...lose. Fortunately, laptop brand Razr has the cure for what ails you. It's, er, chewing gum for gamers. Because - like …

[disgruntled yank]

No idea about the flavor

But maybe the motto could be "Men are from Mars, Gamers are from Wrigley."

[Anonymous Coward]

Soylent is nutritionally complete...

Yes, especially good for getting all those Heavy Metals that aren't in a normal diet...

[Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese]

Re: Soylent is nutritionally complete...

Full of vegetable protein - I tried it once and my abiding memory that it tasted more like the soil that the vegetables had been grown in.

[chivo243]

Re: Soylent is nutritionally complete...

Like the ones in my teeth?

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Soylent is nutritionally complete...

What heavy metals are you concerned about, that aren't found in abundance in even the most organic of vegetables?

AFAICT Soylent has such low levels of Heavy Metals that one should probably take Motörhead supplements with every meal.

[Andy Non]

Soylent

"Soylent is a nutritionally complete meal replacement beverage."

It should have everything the body needs as it is erm... made from bodies.

(Soylent Green, if anyone remembers the film)

[Symon]

Re: Soylent

"Soylent Green is people!"

[chivo243]

Re: Soylent

Damn, I could smoke 4 or 5 of these a day! When Chuck Hest tried a ciggy in the "furniture's" flat...

[David Roberts]

The taste of victory!

Which turns to ashes in your mouth.

[tony2heads]

Re: The taste of victory!

You should add the smell of victory -napalm

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[Christopher Reeve's Horse]

Consumables

I think I'd rather eat their hardware.

[Dan 55]

Re: Consumables

Don't eat the drivers that the keyboard tries to install when you plug it in, they'll give you acid indigestion.

[Flocke Kroes]

Probably playing the wrong games, but ...

Cherry bakewell and banana flavoured bubble gum.

[KittenHuffer]

I hear ....

.... that they nearly launched a Gamer's Dummy, but then they realised that it wouls suck!

-----------> Obviously!

[Aladdin Sane]

What does Soylent taste like?

It varies from person to person.

[Lee Mulcahy]

Which is it?

Razr, Razer, Razor -- which is it?

[Anonymous Coward]

Stupid millennials

What happened to coffee and a smoke?

It's always worked for me.

[quxinot]

Re: Stupid millennials

Have you not heard of beer?!

[Pascal Monett]

Ok, now I get it

From the linked article : "the energy drink market was valued at $53bn in 2018 and is expected to reach $86bn by 2026 ".

So that explains why these companies waste their time making consumables that have nothing to do with their core business. They want a share of that $86bn business.

I would have thought that what a gamer is interested in is the hottest possible hardware with the best possible cooling to get the highest framerates, then chugging a six-pack of Red Bull and going spastic on the mouse+keyboard combination. Gamers are focused, they don't need chewing gum to help.

[Simon Harris]

When I saw gum and RAM in the headline...

I thought it was going to be about Sinclair RAM Packs.

[Gazman]

Re: When I saw gum and RAM in the headline...

@ Simon Harris

Thanks muchly for making me feel a million bazillion years old with that reminder of home computing in the Model T era.

[Dan 55]

Re: When I saw gum and RAM in the headline...

Home computing in the Mr T era, surely?

[Trygve Henriksen]

There's already a chewing gum available for the super-caffeinated dorks that's always chasing framerate rather than original contents...

Lotte's Black Black.

[Hugh Pumphrey]

It's time to ...

Surely the right thing to chew while blasting e-baddies is bubble gum of some sort. As the mighty Duke put it "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm fresh out of gum."

[Ex-Hippy]

Failure and Rage Quit

That's my experience anyway...