What a great way to blame the customer for problems
"Outages are 'an unfortunate inevitability of the technology industry' "
The Cloud (TM) is sold as being always on, always there, so you have no right to make that argument.
""Azure has operated core compute services at 99.995% average uptime across our global cloud infrastructure "
So you're boasting about the fact that you've got 4 nines performance when you sell at five nines and, on top of that, you're talking about how your cores are functioning, not about how reliably your customers are accessing said cores.
"more than 95 per cent of our incidents" do not appear there
Then your Status page is worthless and you should do better. A Status page that only says there's a problem when every single customer can see that there's a problem is just a cover-up.
there is a separate Azure DevOps status page
Which proves that there is a cover-up. If you have to separate your failure warnings over multiple web sites, you're just diluting the information willfully.
And this last one is a beaut : "reliability is a shared responsibility"
Not when you're making your customers pay for said reliability.
This entire piece is just a "it's your fault, we're doing everything we can" puff piece.
Despicable.