Remember that black hole just 1,000 light years from Earth? Scientists queue up to say it may not exist after all The black hole thought to be nearest to Earth – a mere 1,000 or so light years away – may not exist at all, more than a dozen scientists have warned. The astronomers have written papers, listed below, concluding that the nearby star system HR 6819 does not contain a black hole at all, let alone the closest one to our fragile …
Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?
And before anyone mentions it .... Yes! This is a copy & paste from my post for the last black hole story. But it actually fits better here!
Because she also has an IQ of 6000 --------------->
(+/-5999)
First we have the situation of a star going missing, presumably becoming a black hole without any big bang. Now, a black hole goes missing?
My guess, the aliens are tired of us and are actively interfering with our view of the universe. Next up, galaxies start dancing whenever multiple telescopes look at the same object at the same time (introductory course to improbability research) or things get hidden in plain sight (elementary SEP field theory).
The Nine Billion Names Of God
As we see more and more stars going out, it doesn't indicate the impending end of the Universe. The other residents of the galaxy, having studied us quite closely since we unintentionally announced our presence by industrialising our planet, have decided that our propensity for utter idiocy precludes any further contact in case it's contagious.
"Huh, they think they can build big walls" they said as they began construction of a Dyson sphere big enough to enclose the entire Oort cloud...
Yes, yes,... "Where God Went Wrong", "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes" and "Who is this God Person Anyway?". But, the real kicker is "Well, That About Wraps It Up For God".
So, enumerating all those Nine Billion Names of a non-existent entity called God is a kind of a futile occupation. But then, futility is the basis for most existence anyway, so, if it keeps yourself busy without interfering too much; I guess.
It's worse than that Jim!
These missing stellar bodies are part of a new unversal advertising campaign, the removal of the stellar bodies is to make way for three dimensional advertising hoardings, they will be erected by Universal Goobuuk the largest ad conglomerate in the cosmos.
No, we're improving how much of the universe we can see faster than they're adding extra compute power to the simulation.
This statement actually bothers me.
If we are being simulated, then there is no "real time" for us. Therefore, adding extra compute power takes no time at all. However, if this is no simulation, then compute power is added to a fictional universe, which we cannot see beyond.
What did I do wrong to deserve this? Oh, yeah, right, if anybody ever were to find out how this universe actually works, then it will be replaced...etc...
This is why scientists always check each other's work, and don't take results posted by others at face value. More data are needed, as so often. Whatever the outcome, something interesting is going on. Either there is a black hole so close to earth (for a typically astronomical value of "close"), or a binary star system has been caught in the midst of a short (for a typically astronomical value of "short") evolutionary phase
Yes, this is a really good example of that. In particular it's a great counterexample to the kind of all-the-scientists-are-conspiring-to-suppress-x things you hear too often. Here's a claim that would be hugely, hugely cool it it were true and would not show any theories to be false, and a couple of other groups have gone 'OK, let's look really hard at the data ... no, looks to be wrong after all, oh well'.
No, the scientists are not conspiring. It is the universe that is conspiring on a (typical astronomical) scale not seen before. The universe is trying to teach us a lesson. However, due to (typical astronomical) time scale, we need to wait a (astronomical) number of generations for the lesson to sink in.
> No, the scientists are not conspiring
But it is a conspiracy: Group A write a paper claiming an unusual black hole and two stars system. Groups B, C, D & E write counter-papers. All insist more research is needed to get to the bottom of the mystery. Groups A,B,C,D,E ... profit.
You can watch the same process playing out on the news for Covid-19. One group of researchers say X. Another group say "hang on a minute maybe not X or not quite X, because..."
But political groups who want X or Not X grab onto the relevant research as push it as the Truth™ as found by Scientists.™ And anybody who questions the research is suddenly in favour of mass murder or economic apocalypse.
It is a great example of rigour but also an example of how the public misunderstands science.
Scientists analyze observations and develop hypotheses to explain them (generally using mathematics that is way beyond my capabilities). Multiple groups of scientists will often analyze the same observations and come up with differing hypotheses to explain them. Additional data will allow some, but not necessarily all, hypotheses to be rejected. Especially in astrophysics, where observations have all sorts of limitations due to technology and the availability of analogous observations, multiple hypotheses are the rule, not the exception.
That said, we can rule out a Vogon Destructor Fleet because the observations do not show any signs of a star's destruction. Quel dommage.
You missed the bit where scientists fudge the data so their pet "hypotheses" become theories, and the bit where the graduate student gofers can't make excel work properly and don't do math that well either and can't or won't check their work for reasonableness, and the bit where the editors of the publications the papers appear in don't do their due diligence on the tables of figures sent them for printing to see they make sense.
Other than that, a perfect description of the academic scientific process.
I've been digging this grave, but now that it`s made
I see that black is one hell of a color
Want to break out so I start to shout
But the mortician`s returned to his parlor
Wrapped in my shroud upstairs, the music`s so loud
That I can`t concentrate on my sorrow
Let down my hair and find something to wear
And then dance myself into tomorrow
Black hole
I`m in a hole here and all I can see
Are these grey walls that are closing in on me
Throw me a ladder, lend me an arm
Beam me up Scotty, lift me from harm
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