Re: Lobster Pot
OK settle down for a fairytale..
Was once an establishment where a patron could congregate with companions and other like minded imbibers of sweet, merciful booze
Then one day a terrible ogre with a face too small for his gargantuan head came down to the kingdom, and assaulted the very notion of hostelry with his "Wetherspoons" curse:
Brexit leaflets on the tables.
Negligent working practices.
Crap anti-atmosphere clearly designed to make you drink more to escape the banality.
Diluting the Holy recipe of Curry down to beneath the bottom of the barrel.
But plucky hostelries rose up against this monstrous ogre! And in the before-time, us merry rebels did occupy as many as these boozers as possible - to refuse the lure of the wicked ogre and its assailance on culture and taste!
There are whispers even now that the fine rebelling alehouses may yet survive the dark COVID plague..