Re: Last two bits of article sum it up nicely
Actually not. The lawyer share will be determined by the court, and will not vary depending on the number of people who file claims (class members). The final settlement will typically include language on what happens to any left over funds. Usually these will be donated to charity, returned to the defendant companies, or distributed to the class members as a bonus. The judge will have to approve the settlement, including the left over funds clause.
Sorry for bringing up reality when you had a good rant going. If it makes you feel better, I agree that the lawyers will be the only real winners in the case. The class members will probably get a check so small that many won't even bother to cash it.