back to article There are always two sides to every story – except this one, which is just a big billboard borked in all directions

Welcome to another in The Register's occasional series on blue screens and broken dreams. There are two sides to every BSOD. Sure, on the one hand there is Windows demonstrating all the stability of a drunk uncle at a favourite nephew's wedding. On the other is the trail of iffy practices that allowed the OS to get its …

  1. BJC

    Information needed

    While the full technical details aren't available, I think a search for "A clock interrupt was not received on a secondary processor within the time interval." is likely to help.

  2. Christopher Reeve's Horse

    Very cunning

    These viral adverts from Apple are clever!

  3. taz-nz

    BSOD have almost exclusively caused by hardware faults since Windows 7.

    Signage PCs die all the time, because they are normal small PCs wedged in to hot and dusty places with zero maintenance.

    I've sold hundreds of Intel NUCs to one customer alone, that stuffs them in to a tiny space in retail displays to drive tree monitors. Once they are installed they are never touched, everything is done remotely with a Logitech k400 Wireless keyboard from outside the display. They are set to restart after power failure so the best can hope for is being power cycled along with rest of the cabinet.

    It doesn't matter what OS is the system running if the hardware it's running on is borked.

    1. N2

      Re: BSOD have almost exclusively caused by hardware faults since Windows 7.

      Think it's long before W7 for hardware faults, NT4.0 sprngs to mind.

      1. Ochib

        Re: BSOD have almost exclusively caused by hardware faults since Windows 7.

        That could be windows 7

        https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_7-hardware/stop-0x00000101-a-clock-interrupt-was-not-received/606c3817-53f4-4c0d-9de7-3463df582928

    2. rcxb Silver badge
  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    wedged in to hot and dusty places with zero maintenance

    I knew a girl like that once

    Anon 'cos

    1. Christopher Reeve's Horse

      Re: wedged in to hot and dusty places with zero maintenance

      Anon cos... You're afraid she's on these forums and you'd hurt her feelings?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: wedged in to hot and dusty places with zero maintenance

      Coronachan loves tight spaces with lots of people...

      Anon coz

  5. imanidiot Silver badge
    Trollface

    "an outlet specialising in "true artisan bread" "

    Well they're not likely to advertise with the likely more truthful "overpriced mass produced tasteless crap, but you're stuck at an airport, so what are you going to do about it you schmuck" are they?

    1. IGotOut Silver badge

      Re: "an outlet specialising in "true artisan bread" "

      "an outlet specialising in "true artisan bread"

      We called them "bakeries" in the old days.

  6. SVV

    We doubt anyone is going to be trying to play Crysis on the digital signage of Sydney Airport

    Having once known an expat Aussie sysadmin whose rather devil-may-care approach to personal use of the company servers and netwok included organising permanently ongoing Half Life tournaments for the IT department and hosting a shared music library that was about half the size of Spotify, I'd be putting this into the "highly plausible" category of possible causes.

  7. Joe W Silver badge
    Flame

    "even in these interesting times, artisanal dough prodding will endure"

    You have to refresh a sourdough starter now and then, depending on size, storage temperature and flour used. So you more or less have to keep on baking...

    (considering my sourdough - or parts of it - is older than my kids I'd hate to lose it, almost like a pet you only have to feed once a week... the sourdough, not the kids)

    Icon: need to bake soon, almost out of bread.

    1. Hubert Cumberdale Silver badge

      Re: "even in these interesting times, artisanal dough prodding will endure"

      Whenever I read that, all I can see is "art is anal dough prodding".

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "even in these interesting times, artisanal dough prodding will endure"

        Look out, you might get a Turner Prize for that.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "even in these interesting times, artisanal dough prodding will endure"

          Imagine the shame of living that down in the IT community.

    2. AndrueC Silver badge
      Unhappy

      Re: "even in these interesting times, artisanal dough prodding will endure"

      Icon: need to bake soon, almost out of bread.

      If you can find any bread flour. I've been having to buy store bread for the last month because it seems like suddenly every other bugger wants to bake their own bread. Rather unfortunately it was my last failed Tesco order that was going to replenish my own stocks so I was caught on the hop.

      After this last weekend I'll now have to buy store pizzas as well. I wonder if they've finally worked out how to mass produce pizzas whose bases don't immediately turn into dry cardboard when cooked?

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: "even in these interesting times, artisanal dough prodding will endure"

        I stocked up for Brexit in case there was no transition deal. Still got a decent amount of flour and yeast, but beginning to get a little concerned now. I've not seen yeast in the shops since the first coronapanic buy. I did three extra bags a white bread flour two week ago. The shop had about 40 or so bags in at the time so I played the "responsible adult" card. Now wish I'd just got as many as they'd let me have 'cos that was the first I'd seen in a while and I've not seen any since. Flour and yeast seem to be about the only things missing from the shops.

        1. Someone Else Silver badge

          Re: "even in these interesting times, artisanal dough prodding will endure"

          Flour and yeast seem to be about the only things missing from the shops.

          At least you guys have toilet paper (bog roll).

          But you probably can't make a good loaf with it, so....

          1. AndrueC Silver badge
            Happy

            Re: "even in these interesting times, artisanal dough prodding will endure"

            Aye, plenty of bog roll but there weren't any eggs tonight (I didn't want any but noticed the shelf was empty). I can only assume everyone is spending their lock down baking cakes and/or bread. I do have enough wholemeal flour to make a couple of loaves but whilst you certainly can make wholemeal pizza base it detracts from the taste and it can be tricky to get the water content right.

            On the plus side there was no queuing tonight and it was fairly empty so I was in and out in fifteen minutes.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "even in these interesting times, artisanal dough prodding will endure"

          "Flour and yeast seem to be about the only things missing from the shops."

          They have the flour but aren't setup to distribute it in consumer friendly packaging - normally supermarket sales accounts for 4% of flour consumption but currently it accounts for 15%. The rest is in 16Kg/25Kg/bulk carriers

      2. Francis Boyle Silver badge

        Re: "even in these interesting times, artisanal dough prodding will endure"

        "I wonder if they've finally worked out how to mass produce pizzas whose bases don't immediately turn into dry cardboard when cooked?"

        McCain achieved that long ago. Their pizza bases come from the factory as dry cardboard.

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