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UK PM Boris Johnson will attempt to close Parliament in order to push through a no-deal Brexit without interference from pesky voters' representatives in the form of MPs. The dickish controversial move will likely be hard fought by backbench Members of Parliament next week. The idea is that when MPs return from holiday on …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So, to sum up. . .

    we had a lying, cheating referendum campaign and now we have parliament unconstitutionally shut down to 'restore the sovereignty of parliament' that had never been lost . . . until now.

    I've got nothing.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: So, to sum up. . .

      Worth looking up Mr. Speaker Lenthall.

      John Bercow standing up for the Parliament against Benito Jonsolini is an appealing prospect. Bercow is the son of a taxi driver and Jewish, and the way he has stared down the snobbish anti-Semites in his own party has been impressive. If he can outstare the greedy, overprivileged serial liar and adulterer who his fellow OEs have made PM, maybe he'll get as big an entry in whatever version of Wikipedia they have in three and a half centuries.

      1. cantankerous swineherd

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        bercow, bercow? ah yes that's the chap.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          The best the Telegraph can do to defend its highly paid columnist is something from 1981? Before Bercow renounced his right wing views?

          It's even more of a yellow rag than I thought.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            I have come to the conclusion that anything written in the Telegraph is almost certainly contrafactual.

            1. phuzz Silver badge

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              It used to be an ok paper. Very Tory of course, but good journalism once you worked past that.

              These days they seem to be aiming for the tabloid market, which is a desperate move because the Daily Mail is squatting in any market they might try and move towards.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                Seems they are trying to move onto the Express's turf, now that the Express has a new owner and editor who wants to improve the accuracy of what the Express prints and bin the useless weather "forecasts" etc....

          2. unimaginative
            Flame

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            The Guardian and others drag out things Johnson said long ago and puts them out of context (either that, or they are too stupid to understand satire).

            Its funny how doing something entirely constitutional to honour the biggest vote for anything ever in British history is tyrannical, whereas ignoring precedent and the duty of a speaker not to be partisan is fine.

            1. Yes Me Silver badge

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              > drag out things Johnson said long ago

              Yes, because he has been telling outrageous lies about the EC and the EU throughout his career.

              > something entirely constitutional to honour the biggest vote for anything ever

              As the population has been constantly increasing, more voters than ever is irrelevant. What is relevant is that only 37% of those voters voted for a change and they did it based on outrageous lies from Johnson and his rich, privileged friends. BTW it was not a decisive vote, it was only advisory; constitutionally sovereign power remains with Parliament. If anyone has behaved unconstitutionally, it is Johnson and his cronies, who must have put undue pressure on a 93 year old person in the process. She should have said no, which is certainly her constitutional prerogative.

              1. hoola Silver badge

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                Sorry, you are wrong & this is the mistake that many make. The only numbers that count in any electoral process or referendum are of those that actually voted. All too often this figure of only 37% is banded around. That is 37% of those that were eligible to vote. The assumption that everyone makes is that all those who did not vote would automatically have voted to remain. There is nothing to support this and it is an irrelevance.

                The turnout was a record 72%, of those who voted 51.9% voted to leave and 48.1 voted to remain. In accordance with the votes cast that is a majority for the 51.9% or a vote to leave. Any one who was not eligible to vote or chose not to vote has not had any influence on the decision. If people feet that strongly about the result, particularly if it did not have the outcome they wanted then they should have voted.

                1. DaveWatts

                  Re: So, to sum up. . .

                  It wasn't quite "a record turnout of 72%" was it? I mean a quick look at Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_Kingdom_general_elections) shows that since 72% hasn't been a record LOW turnout since Tony Blair's time. Between the second world war and Tony Blair's election in 1997, yes, 72% was a record LOW turnout matched by that which elected Edward Heath in 1970, with the average for the period being 76.6% and the highest being 83.9%

      2. JimmyPage Silver badge
        Pint

        Re: Benito Jonsolini

        I regret I have but one upvote to give you, sir. Have a -----> on me

        1. Grumble
          Flame

          Re: Benito Jonsolini

          As opposed to the likes of Reichsmarshal Verhofstadt? No thanks, that guy is a fanatic with a screw loose.

          All hail Boris. Go and get 'em sunshine.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Benito Jonsolini

            Verhofstadt is Belgian. They don't have Reichsmarschalls. Or even "Reichmarshals". They have in the past had a little trouble with the people who do, which is why they tend to care about the unity of Europe.

            Brexiter can't tell Belgium from Germany or spell foreign words. Figures.

            1. Paul 195
              Facepalm

              Re: Benito Jonsolini

              Yeah. On the one hand, I tend to agree with those who say that insulting the intelligence of Brexiteers is condescending and counter productive. On the other hand, far too many of them make ridiculously stupid comments, like the one above about Verhofstadt.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Benito Jonsolini

                It isn't counterproductive; it keeps my blood pressure under control. If I have to share a country with these people - and I've probably brought in more export income and paid more taxes than most of them - I at least feel I deserve to laugh at them. "And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'T is that I may not weep;" - Byron.

                1. Eponymous Bastard
                  Devil

                  Re: Benito Jonsolini

                  Well if you don't like living here with people like me you can fuck off and live in the shit hole that is across the Channel.

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Benito Jonsolini

                    Nope. It's his country as much as yours. He's entitled to think what the fuck he likes about it and under no obligation to agree with- or have any respect for- people such as yourself in order to retain the right to live in *his own fucking country*. Regardless of what you think.

                    Don't like that? Good. You're just as entitled to stay too, and to grind your teeth to stumps in frustration that it is (at present) a free country.

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: Benito Jonsolini

                      We haven't been a "free" country ever - from the poor being tortured by the state even when victims or witnesses to crime as "they can't ne truthful" to Peterloo, to ever expanding laws governing what we can say, do, read, listen to (listening to Lord Haw Haw as many did for a laugh in WW2 now would land you in jail given the "look at what we deem 'terrorist propaganda' even just once and its a serious criminal matter") and eat / drink.

                      And its all done under the banner of "safety, security, child protection, anti terrorism, climate emergency" etc

                      I wholly disagree with Johnson proroguing parliament though, no better than Stephen Harper in Canada, who prorogued Parliament no less than THREE times to avoid no confidence votes.....and acted like said votes were illegitimate and undemocratic, I was wholly surprised he voluntarily stood down tbh...

                  2. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Benito Jonsolini

                    It's always the same with Brexiteers - it's "our" country, you go away if you don't like the mess we've created.

                    I've lived here since birth with the odd period abroad, I've always paid UK taxes, I've created jobs with things I designed, gained export earnings, supported UK interests in the odd international body. My family can trace itself back in this country to at least the 1400s. My children are all gainfully employed. I have never claimed unemployment benefit or sick leave. I have never been convicted of a criminal offence. I don't avoid taxes.

                    Why should I be the one to leave? What have you contributed that you deserve not only to stay but to determine who should be allowed to live here? Do tell us.

                    1. werdsmith Silver badge

                      Re: Benito Jonsolini

                      Yep. Leavers who don't like the EU have had 40 years when they could have fucked off somewhere else if they didn't like it.

                      1. Libertarian Voice

                        Re: Benito Jonsolini

                        "Yep. Leavers who don't like the EU have had 40 years when they could have fucked off somewhere else if they didn't like it."

                        And now it is your turn; jog on!

                  3. Anonymous Coward
                    Mushroom

                    Re: "Well if you don't like living here with people like me you can fuck off ..."

                    Or and this is by far easier, we could make your every waking moment a glorious monument to man's unparalleled ingenuity in the field of inflicting pain on one's fellows.

                    You'll read nothing but political promises, hear nothing but the grime remix of greensleeves, every packet leaving any of your devices, subject to random jitter, as we route you through advert supported VPN services run by bored children.

                    Your mother's basement will be designated a place of outstanding natural freedom from micro-aggressions.

                    1. Sir Runcible Spoon
                      Happy

                      Re: "Well if you don't like living here with people like me you can fuck off ..."

                      ok, so that was funny :)

              2. Tom 7

                Re: Benito Jonsolini

                Talking the truth to brexiters is condescending and counter-productive.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Benito Jonsolini

                  Except you remoaners don't actually know the truth - only what you've been programmed with through too much reading of the Guardian.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Benito Jonsolini

              Verhofstadt isn't chosen, the EU is not a democracy and Belgium hasn't much influence against Germany and France.

          2. seven of five

            Re: Benito Jonsolini

            Godwin´s law. You lose.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Benito Jonsolini

              Godwin's Law implies no winners or losers. Read what the man himself has to say on the subject. It's just a law about asymptotes: As [length of thread] -> ∞, P[something will be compared to Nazis] -> 1.

              However such comparisons can be valid or invalid. Comparing Goebbels to Rees-Mogg would be incorrect because Goebbels didn't run offshore funds and wasn't a fan of the Pope. Comparing Arron Banks to Thyssen because Thyssen backed Hitler and Banks backed Farage might be valid depending on the point being made.

              Referring to Reichsmarshall Verhofstadt is invalid simply because Verhofstadt is nothing at all like Hermann Goering except at the most basic biological level.

              1. jake Silver badge

                Re: Benito Jonsolini

                Is there a corollary, to wit "The odds against anybody invoking Godwin in any given Internet forum actually having read and understood Godwin's Law approaches 1."? If not, there should be ...

                Wiki "Godwin's Law" before using his commentary. Mike thanks you.

                "Verhofstadt is nothing at all like Hermann Goering except at the most basic biological level."

                Wait ... are you suggesting that poor old Verhofstadt has no balls at all?

                1. Chronos

                  Re: Benito Jonsolini

                  That was Goebbels, surely? Apparently, Goering had two but very small.

                  What's interesting (in the Chinese proverb sense) here is that the system is unravelling. They (whoever they are) have polarised the people of this country and divided the nation. Once we realise we're, all of us, Brexiteer and Remainer, in the same sodding boat of having some bugger else decide our fate and that every single one of the denizens of both parliaments have let us down catastrophically, then perhaps we'll also see how we've been manipulated and redirect the ire to where it really should have been flowing in the first place.

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Benito Jonsolini

                    Rupert Murdoch. See the study about how the boycott of The Sun comic on Merseyside contributed to their pro-Remain vote.

                    According to some, Murdoch has never forgiven the people at Oxford for not treating him as being a VIP and has wanted to get back at the Establishment ever since. (Blair spent some of his formative years in Australia and did a non-Oxford accent, which worked). He has certainly succeeded.

                    I cannot find it in me to blame the MPs, especially the women, who did not want to end up like poor Jo Cox.

                    1. Yes Me Silver badge

                      Re: Benito Jonsolini

                      I believe that a lot of Germans later felt extremely guilty that they had just let things slide in 1933 instead of stopping it while there was still time. Hong Kong can get 2 million people in the streets - why can't the UK get 10 million or more in the streets?

                      1. Anonymous Coward
                        Anonymous Coward

                        Re: Benito Jonsolini

                        Because we are all skint frankly and stuck in zero hours contracts with fire at will policies, backed up by a "welfare" system that would bar any support in retaliation.

                        There's also the matter that likely up to half the country will swallow this to get Brexit - ends justifying the means in their eyes.

                        People are also wary of who is pushing this, for fear of giving credence to a movement they don't agree with / creating another XR monster that runs out of control (even to those directly involved).

                        Plus for many whats the alternative to Johnson - Corbyn? Many don't want to go back to one state electricty supplier, they don't want ID cards shoved down their necks again

                        Swinson - So Tory-lite - Voted for Universal Credit, PIP and every single coalition cut no matter how severe or unreasonable and downright harmful to society

                        The opposition are nowhere near unified enough yet, and all think they can do this on their own.

                        If they were serious, they would agree a caretaker government comprised of Corbyn as prime minister, Swinson and Ian Blackford as joint deputy PM, Grieve as attorney general and only for as long as necessary to sort this stramash out properly....

                  2. jake Silver badge

                    Re: Benito Jonsolini

                    Goebbels. I stand corrected. Apologies, this Yank hadn't heard the ditty since roughly the sixth form in Yorkshire, ::mumble:: years ago.

                    And yes. Same here in the US ... As Walt Kelly wrote so succinctly "We have met the enemy, and he is us".

                    Now how the hell do we get out of the mess we've allowed to happen? One thing's for sure, if we don't all hang together we'll all hang separately ...

                    Pogo says: If you can't vote my way, vote anyway, but VOTE!

                  3. unimaginative

                    Re: Benito Jonsolini

                    As we are talking abou Goebels and Goering, here are some quotes:

                    “In my view a nation’s conception of its own freedom must be harmonised with present-day facts and simple questions of efficiency and purpose… Our only requirement of European states is that they be sincere and enthusiastic members of Europe.”

                    Joseph Goebbels

                    “The solution to economic problems… with the eventual object of a European customs union and a free European market, a European clearing system and stable exchange rates in Europe, looking towards a European currency union.”

                    Hermann Göring

                    1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

                      Re: Benito Jonsolini

                      I see your attempt at drawing a parallel between the EU and the Nazis by using some unrelated quotes, and I raise you a paragraph from the founding document of the European Coal and Steel Community, the precursor organization to the EU:

                      "...these proposals will bring to reality the first solid groundwork for a European Federation vital to the preservation of world peace."

                      and

                      "... our joint action will make it plain that any war between France and Germany becomes not only unthinkable but materially impossible."

                      Unfortunately for your attempt at revisionism, the EU was the first multinational organisation founded for the explicit purpose of preventing war in Europe. Hardly surprising, as it came immediately after the death of some 70 million people. But hey, that was 80 years ago so I'm sure any lessons we learned can be safely forgotten.

                      1. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

                        Re: Benito Jonsolini

                        "the EU was the first multinational organisation founded for the explicit purpose of preventing war in Europe"

                        Really? What about the Congress of Vienna, or the League of Nations? (Or does the LoN doesn't count because they were trying to prevent war worldwide, following a European War?)

                        1. Anonymous Coward
                          Anonymous Coward

                          Re: Benito Jonsolini

                          Effing Euro-Centrist can't see the forest for the trees.

                        2. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

                          Re: Benito Jonsolini @EvilDrSmith

                          OK, "purpose" may be a bit strong. But while the LoN had similar goals, it didn't achieve them. Where the EU (or it's precursor, rather) stood out was identifying that there was more to preventing war than just joining an organisation; the focus on an economic interdependence was the difference, hence the "not merely unthinkable but materially impossible" quote from Schuman. Because lets face it, by 1945, the unthinkable had already happened.

                          1. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

                            Re: Benito Jonsolini @EvilDrSmith

                            I see your point, but think you give too much credit to the EU and it's precursors, while ignoring the biggest contribution to peace in Europe being the Cold war and the US + NATO glaring at the Soviet Union and Warsaw Pact who in turn are glaring back, with both sides threatened to lob nuclear warheads at each other to the severe detriment of the entirety of the continent of Europe.

                            It could as well be argued that the formation and continued existence of what has become the EU is not the cause of peace in Europe, but the result of peace in Europe.

                    2. Ken Hagan Gold badge

                      Re: Benito Jonsolini

                      The sentiment is far older. In the opening months of WW1, after it became clear that it wasn't going to be over by Christmas and several hundred thousand people had died in as many months, there were still people arguing about a political settlement. The basis of the settlement as proposed by the Germans was basically a return to pre-war borders but with a customs union to stop the half-dozen different empires from trying to screw each other over on trade. The proposal was rejected by the British and French who thought they had suffered too much in the opening months to just pack up and go home. Naturally, Fate decreed that the eventual outcome, several decades and many millions later, was a customs union.

                      1. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

                        Re: Benito Jonsolini

                        It's been quite a while since I read about the issues and proposals in the pre- and early war years of The Great War, but I seem to recall the proposed customs union was Germany's idea of converting Belgium and Holland into vassal states serving Germany's economic interest. Britain and France weren't to be part of it (nor the Russian Empire). Austro-Hungary was to be increasingly subservient to Germany.

                        Most of central Europe was, of course, at that time part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire (largely against the wishes of the populace, and thus quite rebellious), so would have formed part of the German Customs Union (whether the population liked it or not), while Poland was divided between Germany, AH and the Russian Empire (and the Poles were unhappy about it), so 2/3 of Poland would have been included (again, irrespective of the population's wishes).

                        The Baltic States and Finland were part of the Russian Empire (and their population unhappy about it), but wouldn't have been part of Germany's domain.

                        I know that some feel that the EEC/EC/EU was/is designed to enable Germany to economically dominate, but I'm not sure that implying the EU mimics what Germany intended for Europe in 1915 is entirely accurate.

                2. seven of five

                  Re: Benito Jonsolini

                  > Is there a corollary, to wit "The odds against anybody invoking Godwin in any given Internet forum

                  > actually having read and understood Godwin's Law approaches 1."? If not, there should be ..

                  Chameus’ Addition

                  Alas, I might go free due to the language barrier (and the resulting interpretational wiggle room) I explained one level up. Then again, probably not. *shrug*

                3. abueloeddie

                  Re: Benito Jonsolini

                  "poor old Verhofstadt has no balls at all?"

                  Err. a slight error there Sir... the rude lyrics to Col. Bogey are somewhat different and imply that

                  " Goering. had two but oh ! So Small" !

              2. seven of five

                lost in translation

                Impressive. Goodwin´s law translates slightly different in german [1], where it is more like "sooner or later someone [...], thus ending the discussion"[2]. The latter part led me to suspect an end to the discussion by calling "you lose".

                TIL.

                [1] do germans get extra leverage for interpretation here, I mean, they kind of invented it? Indirectly...

                [2] It also "works" that way over here.

              3. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Benito Jonsolini

                I suggest you watch some of Adolf's speeches and try and not see why Verhofstadt looks related.

                Verhofstadt screaming for you Sovereign rights, and you're still playing at Marxism.

            2. katrinab Silver badge

              Re: Benito Jonsolini

              We are dealing with actual Nazis here, so Goodwin’s Law is no longer applicable.

          3. NogginTheNog

            Re: Benito Jonsolini

            "As opposed to the likes of Reichsmarshal Verhofstadt?"

            Funny how Quitters always go for the WW2 references, and then the "if you don't like it then leave" responses whenever they have their disgusting comments challenged?

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Benito Jonsolini

              Funny how that's utter b@ll@cks and Remainers (aka anti-fa light) are the ones that call anyone they disagree with Nat-Soc.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        You clearly have never met Mr Bercow. I used to know him...never thought he was the sort of guy who should become an MP, let alone Speaker.

        1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Never met him. But judging him on his actions alone, he appears to be trying to ensure parliament is able to do the job we pay them to do, and that's it's done one way or another since about 1680-ish. Hard to disagree with him on that, surely?

          (I would add that people that the desire to become an MP usually makes you unsuitable for the position, so he's in good company)

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            No, he's trying to ensure one point of view gets preferential treatment. Normal for an MP, not normal for a Speaker, who by convention is supposed to be impartial. This is why other parties don't contest the Speaker's seat.

            1. Peter X

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              In this particular instance, he's trying to ensure MPs from all sides are able to do their job by debating the issue at hand. Meanwhile, the BoJo government and trying to prevent democracy!

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                "the BoJo government and trying to prevent democracy!"

                Kuenssberg's been doing the "prevent democracy" thing in the BBC for ages.

                In the last few days, it emerges that the 'news' editor on Guido Fawkes blog is to join Jacob Rees Mogg's team as a special advisor.

                That's the Jacob Rees Mogg that Johnson appointed as top dog (Lord President of the Council) in the Privy Council a month ago.

                The Privy Council that just met to approve the dissolution of Parliament

                https://privycouncil.independent.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Orders-Approved.pdf

                You really couldn't make it up.

                Brexit means what? [edit: Taking back control? Never mind Brussels, how about taking back control from the disconnected-from-reality Eton+Oxford morons (Johnson, Rees Mogg, and many many more) who are currently running/ruining the UK?]

              2. KCIN

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                It's to late. The Demos, the demo in democracy have said leave.

                It's not hard to understand

                1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                  Re: So, to sum up. . .

                  The representatives in "representative democracy" didn't, and haven't.

                  There's a pretty clear reason we elect representatives, and that is so that they can work full time to properly understand the issues and weigh up what is best for the country, their constituents, and their party, supposedly in that order. "Direct democracy", otherwise known as mob rule, doesn't work, which is why referendums have no more legal standing than opinion polls, which is essentially what they are. it is also why they are not permitted in countries which have previously been screwed over by their misapplication (see also: German politics in the 1930s)

                  No country runs by mob rule, it only ever worked in societies that were small enough so that everyone knows everyone else, such as ancient city states. If you're advocating that, then you either don't understand what you are saying, or are wilfully misrepresenting the nature of modern democracy through snidey glib comments on internet forums. I suspect the latter.

                  1. unimaginative

                    Re: So, to sum up. . .

                    The representatives should represent, not overrule because they despise the voters.

                    1. Yes Me Silver badge

                      Re: So, to sum up. . .

                      Representatives are not delegates. There's an essential difference; look it up. And that's why the bloody referendum was only advisory in the first place. The rich fucks on the extreme right have been behaving as if it was binding. It wasn't, and still isn't.

                2. Ken Hagan Gold badge

                  Re: So, to sum up. . .

                  The demos haven't been asked yet. The 2016 vote was between status quo and something else, where the something else wasn't specified but the leave campaigners made it perfectly clear that they thought "no deal" was definitely not on the cards.

                  Given how easy it would be to organise a 3-way STV vote on the only 3 available options, the fact that neither we nor MPs have been offered the chance yet is ... telling.

                  1. codejunky Silver badge

                    Re: So, to sum up. . .

                    @Ken Hagan

                    "The 2016 vote was between status quo and something else"

                    Not even close. The EU isnt the status quo, it was in such dire shape and still is that it requires change to survive. Amusingly arguments to remain were not harmonious but some saying its just great and others saying we need to stay to reform.

                    "but the leave campaigners made it perfectly clear that they thought "no deal" was definitely not on the cards."

                    Except for the actual question being asked and all the campaigning at least I saw. Yes we want a deal but leaving the EU is pretty much a Ronseal statement.

                3. John Smith 19 Gold badge
                  Unhappy

                  "The Demos, the demo in democracy have said leave."

                  After Dominic Cummings spoon fed them massive doses of BS through social media.

                  That's not a marketing campaign.

                  That's a "Tell whatever lie we have to to anybody we have to to get their vote" campaign.

                  There are reasons why normal people don't do this.

                  But psychopaths don't understand what they mean.

            2. werdsmith Silver badge

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              No, he's trying to ensure one point of view gets preferential treatment.

              No he's trying to ensure Parliament gets to take part in government and decisions.

          2. Huw D

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            The job of the speaker is to keep order in the House. Not to side with one side or the other or to use his powers to push his own agendas. Bercow fails on that count.

            1. Tom 7

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              And Bloody Stupid Johnson's move to stop all debate is OK by you still?

              1. Cederic Silver badge

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                Johnson hasn't moved to stop all debate.

                He's left ample time for the House to discuss and agree whether to accept an offered deal. That most of the House is doing their best to sabotage a deal happening might be linked to why he's taken the action he has.

                1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

                  Re: So, to sum up. . .

                  "He's left ample time for the House to discuss and agree whether to accept an offered deal."

                  "Ample" is a very subjective word.

                  1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

                    Re: So, to sum up. . .

                    Could the downvoters please define "ample" as a precise value. Please use SI units and show your workings out. Thanks.

              2. John Smith 19 Gold badge
                Unhappy

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                Brexit is supposed to be about the HoC "re-asserting" its sovereignty.

                Except when it actually asks to assert it's sovereignty.

                That pretty much tells you all you need to know about how much you can trust this bunch of greedy, delusional (or greedy and delusional) chancers who've pushed for this bu***hit, starting from the days of William "dirty" Cash and ending with the fu**wit Cameron's "cunning plan" to bring about unity within the Conservative Party within his premiership.

                Fu**ing retard.

            2. Vincent Ballard
              Coat

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              The job of the Speaker is also to defend the House's privileges against the executive. The reason behind the theatre piece of dragging a newly elected Speaker to the chair is that back in the chair a number of them parted company with their heads shortly before dying.

            3. elaar

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              "Not to side with one side or the other"

              He's not taking sides, he wants Parliament to be able to scrutinise the government (the whole cornerstone of our democracy), he's siding with all MPs and all of the people of the UK who expect our Parliamentary Democracy to function (which I would expect to be the entire population, but it seems most Brexiters have been brainwashed into thinking shutting off our Democracy for a while is perfectly fine).

          3. YARR
            Megaphone

            ParLIARment have had three years to debate Brexit and have failed to agree a workable solution for the electorate's choice. It's time to clear their schedule, work the problem, make preparations, and discuss backstop alternatives with the EU etc. A temporary dictat that you can only speak if you have something constructive to say wouldn't go amiss.

            1. CliveS
              FAIL

              "ParLIARment have had three years to debate Brexit"

              They debated the referendum as part of the 2015 Queen's Speech and the European Union Referendum Act[ in December 2015. But that was the enabling legislation, rather than the nature of Brexit after the referendum result was declared.

              In terms of debating Brexit, it wasn't until December 2016 that Parliament debated the invoking of Article 50, the bill to support this receiving Royal Assent in March 2017. At that point Parliament, business and representatives of various sectors (health, business, agriculture, etc) should have all been engaged in the process of drawing up what was wanted from a deal, and what would be the minimum acceptable position. Instead one T. May, former Conservative Prime Minister decided to do her way. Parliament didn't get to participate until she brought her negotiated deal to the House late in 2018. So Parliament was effectively excluded from the process for the best part of two years. And now Johnson is trying to shut Parliament out again.

              The failure has been on the part of David Cameron who used the referendum to try and resolve decades old divisions in his party and sideline the UKIP threat with no consideration of the possibility of losing. And on the part of Theresa May who took a majority in the House, threw it away and still persisted in ignoring the opportunities to find a national consensus. And now we have Boris Johnson trying to further marginalise Parliament.

              We are in the current mess because of the ongoing failure of consecutive Conservative Prime Ministers. Point the finger of blame and opprobrium at the Tory Party before you cast blame upon Parliament.

              1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
                Unhappy

                "in the current mess because..ongoing failure..consecutive Conservative Prime Ministers."

                Correct.

                I've been thinking about a book of these PM's

                I think "Inglorious ba**erds" would be a good title.

            2. elaar

              "ParLIARment have had three years to debate Brexit and have failed"

              Why do you think Parliament has failed? The Tories wasted years and then May continually brought the exact same proposol back to Parliament expecting the outcome to change. Boris and Brexiters still don't want the backstop (created by May along with the EU), Brexiters continue to moan about it but still haven't come up with a viable and legal alternative.

              Brexiters tend to blame Parliament when really it's the Tories mishandling of it, and the people that put them in power and gave them the mandate (mostly Brexiters themselves).

              Don't blame our democratically elected Parliament when Brexiters fell for the rhetoric from May and Boris and expected them to deliver the undeliverable.

        2. werdsmith Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          You clearly have never met Mr Bercow. I used to know him...never thought he was the sort of guy who should become an MP, let alone Speaker.

          So, a politician then. All MPs are like that. No decent person is going to want to be one.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          To paraphrase Churchill, we can sleep soundly in our beds because some very rough men are not sleeping soundly in theirs.

          I didn't say Bercow was a nice man.But he has repeatedly stood up for backbench MPs against the government which is, actually, his job.

        4. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          "You clearly have never met Mr Bercow. I used to know him...never thought he was the sort of guy who should become an MP, let alone Speaker."

          From the other ill-thought-out opinions you've presented here as fact, then I'm more inclined to like Bercow as an individual simply because you don't. It seem's you're wrong, or woefully misinformed, about most other things.

      4. macjules
        Flame

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        Must be something terribly wrong with him then .. what with him being Jewish and all. Makes me almost want to convert to Judaism myself, just so that I can be a part of the Great Global George Soros Conspiracy.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Convert to Reform, their sermons are more interesting and you're allowed the occasional bacon sandwich.

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Anybody know a decent global conspiracy I can join where I still eat Bacon and there is no knife action anywhere delicate?

            I don't mind rolling up the odd trouser leg or wearing a lizard costume

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              Join me in the nonexistent Bavarian Illuminati. No lizard costume needed, no physical modification required, bacon sandwiches perfectly OK. Just turn up at any of the meetings we don't of course actually have. Because we don't exist. And fill in an application form. Black ink, capitals, all major alphabets accepted. If we existed, we'd get back to you.

              Meeting locations and times are in a simple steganographic system in AManFromMars1's posts. If you can't figure it out, sorry, don't qualify. We do have our standards.

              1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
                Happy

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                This Bavarian illuminati thing? Are lederhosen a requirement? Or merely optional?

                If required, then I think I'm sticking to the Church of Elvis thanks.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: So, to sum up. . .

                  If we existed, which of course we don't, you wouldn't be able to recognise members on the street. So the only time you might find them in Lederhosen was at a Bavarian beer festival.

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      5. Pen-y-gors

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        Speaker of the House John Bercow, forgetting his nominal neutral role, was quoted by Beeb political editor Laura Kuenssberg on Twitters, as stating: "It is blindingly obvious that the purpose of the prorogation now would be to stop Parliament debating Brexit and performing its duty.”

        The Speaker is not neutral - in debates, he is required to treat all members and parties equally. But when it comes to upholding the sovereignty of Parliament his job is definitely NOT neutral. He does whatever is necessary to protect the rights of Parliament against unlawful attempts by the executive to crush those rights.

        He might even have the power to order the arrest and detention of a member who attempts to undermine Parliament. Oh please yes!

        Viva Bercow!

    2. adam 40 Silver badge

      Re: So, to sum up. . .

      Best sign the petition then:

      https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/269917

      1. James 51
        FAIL

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        That petition has less than 250 signatures. The remain version has alomost 340,000.

        1. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          And in the interests of political balance -

          https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/269157 - "Do not prorogue Parliament"

          1. Dan 55 Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            And here's a public service announcement, as much as it's nice to see the number whizzing up in an open window, let's not do that and maybe the server won't crash this time around (the last time being the petition which reached over 6 million).

        2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          "The remain version has almost 340,000."

          That's https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/269157 and now over 370,000

          1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            442,002 and counting

            Boris must be mad if he thinks that we, the people will take this lying down.

            1. 0laf

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              452k. another 10k in the 5min since you posted

              1. Cederic Silver badge

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                A day later and it's 1.4 million. I look forward to the debate in parliament when the petition closes in.. February?

            2. macjules

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              Boris is used to f**king things lying down. Usually results in blonde mop-headed offspring.

            3. Eponymous Bastard

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              Stand up then you prick!

            4. Dan 55 Silver badge

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              You can count the fucks Boris gives about petitions, writing strong letters to your MP or the newspapers, and going on a demo or two on the fingers of no hands.

            5. Noonoot

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              Not so much lying down, the Brits have basically bent over, and we all know in which direction.

        3. adam 40 Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          The remain one has been plugged relentlessly by the BBC (Brussels Broadcasting Corp) all day long, so it's no wonder...

          1. werdsmith Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            It's really interesting to see people accusing BBC of being pro-EU when they publish articles and news items that are the same as those appearing on all the other major news outlets.

            I think often people tend to see news that they don't like as bias.

          2. macjules

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Funny how us “Remoaners” think that BBC stands for Boris’ Brexit Channel.

          3. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            If you think that the political output from the BBC is biased towards remain, you have obviously never watched a single episode of Question Time. The same Question Time that has had Nigel Fartage on dozens of tiemns, but never a single MEP from any of the non-brexit parties.

          4. Chris Parsons

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Gosh, Brussels Broadcasting Corporation. That's clever. Well done.

        4. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          That petition (stop proriging) is now on 649,229 signatures

          The other petition (suspend parliament untl 1st Nov) is on 337 ;-)

          Looks like the "Stop No Deal" side "have it"....order...order....

      2. Ottman001

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        Wait... someone set up a petition that if successful would require parliament to sit and discuss not sitting?

        1. BigSLitleP

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Brexiteer logic for you!

      3. James Anderson

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        Hmm.. the whole point of these petitions is if you get 10,000 sigs they have to debate it in parliament.

        So we have a petition to debate in Parliament the subject of Parliament not being in session.

        No more absurd than the average remoaner/exitier logic, but, would amuse me to imagine the debate in an empty house, it would be a lot more coherent than the normal level of debate.

        1. 0laf

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          10k signatures means a it gets a 'response' from Parliament.

          100k Parliament will 'consider' having a debate.

          So they can really say fuck off to if they want. Which is what they will do. Will of the people...blah blah blah

          1. defiler

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Well they had a debate on the Revoke Article 50 petition, but it was in a side room and none of the front benchers turned up.

            Basically, it was ignored.

          2. Cederic Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            1.4 million people petition to ignore 17.2 million people; isn't "fuck off" entirely appropriate?

            1. ThomH

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              I must have been dozing on the day that 17.2m voted to exit the EU with no deal in place, not allowing our elected representatives any say in the arrangements. Was that the "vote Brexit to give away control" campaign?

      4. Paul 195
        Mushroom

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        For an interesting comparison, the Brexit petition in favour of proroguing parliament managed to collect 304 signatures.

        The petition requesting that parliament is not prorogued was gaining about 300 signatures *every ten seconds* this afternon. It's slowed down a bit now that (presumably) lots of people are travelling home from work, but it's still averaging around 250/second.

        1. werdsmith Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          For an interesting comparison, the Brexit petition in favour of proroguing parliament managed to collect 304 signatures.

          It is one of the flaws in democracy that people who are happy with the way things are tend not to feel the need to do anything about it. This is what happened in the now stale 2016 referendum, when all the polls had remain odds on to win, many didn't bother to vote and so the nutters ran away with it.

      5. myhandler

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        That's hilarious - 411 votes - sorry how many? did you say four hundred and eleven?

        Versus 1 million seven hundred and two..

        (at 28 8 2019 23.10)

    3. John Sager

      Re: So, to sum up. . .

      To sum up, both the author of the piece appears to be, and apparently a lot of El Reg readers are, Remainers. Fair enough. I'm definitely not, but I won't stop reading El Reg in a huff. You might mostly be Remainers, but there was actually a majority to leave in the plebiscite all those aeons ago, and subsequently Parliamentarians have voted in several votes to approve the legal machinery that enables us to leave. So why are so many of them now trying to stop us leaving, with all this 'no-deal' screaming being just a smokescreen over that aspiration? Cue the downvotes.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        It's worth noting that in 2017, 54% of the electorate voted for parties that had pledged to oppose 'no deal' in their manifestos. So if we are playing 'will of the people' then you are hoisted on your own petard - if we have to respect 52% voting leave, we also have to respect 54% voting 'but not with no deal'.

        Please be intellectually honest and accept that BoJo is sidestepping the elected representatives of the people.

        I might also point out that traditionally people are allowed to CHANGE THEIR MINDS over the course of three years when new facts and circumstances arise, even after a national vote - this is why we have regular general elections instead of, for example, being forced to accept Teresa May for life.

        1. John Robson Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Not only should people be allowed to change their minds, but we should remember that what the current crop of idiots on TV are saying we voted for is in fact *not* what we voted for.

          Three years ago there were promises of a customs union, and a quick trade deal.

          Now that we have had three years to come up with some sort of plan we are told that we all voted to leave with no deal on a date that had never been mentioned.

          It is the most despicable reflection that many people seem to believe the story as presented by the Ministry of Truth.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            "Three years ago there were promises of a customs union, and a quick trade deal."

            *This* is it.

            Yes, those of us who opposed it knew all this was a lie at the time. Anyone paying attention to the facts knew that the "quick and easy deal" claims- like the "£350m for the NHS"- were bullshit.

            But that's the line they campaigned on, not the No-Deal Brexit many of them secretly wanted.

            It was clear that the hard right Tory/UKIP drivers of Brexit were the type of people who were going to use an inch of legitimacy to claim a mile to suit themselves, and that's exactly what they've done.

            They've used a narrow victory in the referendum that asked *nothing* more than whether Britain should leave the EU or not (no timetable, nothing on the nature of any settlement), and weaseled that into insinuating that a no-deal Brexit (#) by Johnson's own "do or die" deadline of October the 31st is what people voted for.

            And certainly, I have little sympathy for the useful idiots who believed- and enabled- a bunch of such obviously self-serving liars at the time, much like I'd feel about those who let a thief or obvious conman through the door.

            But the fact remains that Leave *did* campaign on "loads of money for the NHS and easy trade deals" rather than "deliberately engineering a no-deal with the EU in order to get a pact with the US that will almost certainly let them dictate terms and turn the UK into a shitty, low-tax, low-rent vassal state the benefits the rich at the expense of the majority and will ultimately destroy the NHS".

            Because they'd have fucking obviously lost if they *had* been open about what they wanted.

            (#) It's noticeable that they're barely even bothering to keep up the pretence that they're trying in good faith to get a deal with the EU now.

          2. Cederic Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            A customs union was never promised. A quick trade deal should have been possible, and would likely have happened if the pro-EU MPs hadn't kept sabotaging the negotiations by working to subvert the entire process and prevent us leaving at all.

            As they continue to do.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          I think you're a little confused on this referendum thing. How is left to the government and Parliament, in or out was derogated to the people. Whether and what sort of deal we have is not something we can decide via a referendum because it depends on a third party, hence the question we were asked. I could also mention that since Parliament has been unable to agree on any actual deal, it can hardly then demand a right of veto on no deal.

          1. DavCrav

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            "I could also mention that since Parliament has been unable to agree on any actual deal, it can hardly then demand a right of veto on no deal."

            Well, they had a few rounds of indicative votes, which got pretty close (closer than 52/48, for example) to requiring customs union, and that was only after two rounds of voting, and with the Executive sticking its oar in.

            Of course, the Legislature wasn't given much opportunity to do this, as May and then Johnson actively tried to prevent it from having its (constitutionally required) say,

            1. Cederic Silver badge

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              How can they be closer than 52/48 in favour of something and yet vote against it? That sounds rather like they were further away to me.

          2. Tom 38

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            I think you're a little confused on this referendum thing. How is left to the government and Parliament,

            Nice to read a staunch Brexiteer admit that Parliament should decide how we exit.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              Indeed. But as I mentioned elsewhere, we can neither postpone Brexit indefinitely, nor rule out a form of exit, since they already voted for an exit on a date with no qualifiers via primary legislation. And Parliament does not negotiate with foreign governments.

              1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                And Parliament does not negotiate with foreign governments.

                No man is an island, and no country exists in a vacuum.

                Of course governments negotiate with each other. It's called diplomacy. Even North Korea interacts with its neighbours.

                To state that "Parliament does not negotiate with foreign governments" is wilfully misrepresenting normal relations with other countries as adversarial. It's this sort of bollocks that has got us into the trouble we are in in the first place.

                1. MonkeyCee

                  Re: So, to sum up. . .

                  "To state that "Parliament does not negotiate with foreign governments" is wilfully misrepresenting normal relations with other countries as adversarial."

                  I'm sorry, but you've missed the point entirely.

                  Parliament literally does not negotiate with foreign governments. Foreign parliaments do not negotiate with foreign governments. Parliament is the legislative branch of the UK government (like congress in the USA). Congress does not directly negotiate with other countries, that's an executive function under POTUS, State or Defence depending on how kinetic the negotiation is.

                  In the UK the government is formed by the party with the support of the majority of Parliament. The government is the executive branch, and does things like negotiate with other governments, make treaties, fight wars. Usually declaring wars is part of the legislative branch, along with writing laws and raising taxes. Which are pretty much the definition of sovereign.

                  Much of the insanity of Brexit has been the lengths that the government has gone to keep Parliament away from the business end of things, and how willing certain MPs have been to let them have the rope in the hope that the mass hangings will lead to a socialist paradise in Islington.

                  TL&DR: Parliament doesn't negotiate with foreign governments in the same way you don't bury the survivors of a plane crash.

          3. SolidSquid

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Referendum said a majority wanted brexit, but even then the campaign talked about it with regards to a deal, not no deal. Now that we have the actual options which could be reached given the red lines the Conservatives set for negotiations (no deal, May's deal or no brexit), we could put to a second referendum to see what option the public favours

            Also, parliament explicitly didn't derogate the decision via the referendum. They set up the referendum to be advisory, it was supposed to give an indication of what the leanings of the public were but not be legally binding on them

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              "This is your decision. The Government will implement what you decide"

              Sounds fairly legal to me. It's why Parliament "made it legal" after the referendum.

              1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                "Sounds fairly legal to me"

                That wasn't in the enabling bill, it was in a fucking leaflet published by porky-boy Cameron. If you believed that this was in some way legally binding, enforceable, or indeed had any actual meaning whatsoever, I've got a bridge you might like to buy.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: So, to sum up. . .

                  I think you're doing a great job explaining why so many people want to leave the EU paradise. Where votes only count if they produce the results the Establishment wants :-(

                  1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                    Re: So, to sum up. . .

                    The enabling bill for the referendum explicitly stated that it was advisory and non-binding. You know, the thing that Parliament voted on to have the plebiscite in the first place. The idea of doing so was as a sop to the europhobes within the Tory Party in a desperate attempt to keep an outdated party based on privelige of the rich together. Cameron knew full well that anything published in that leaflet was in no way legally binding, so he put that in to try and quieten down the splitters in his own party. The fact that you got dragged along and believed it only demonstrates your own stupidity. It was obvious to everyone with two functioning brain cells that it was as much of a lie as the £350M on the side of a bus, or Farage standing in front of a picture of lots of brown faces queuing in an attempt to woo racists.

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: So, to sum up. . .

                      Hmm. You might want to quieten down on the whole "I'm totally cool with lying to the proles because we're planning on ignoring everything they vote for" angle. It says much more about you than me :-)

                      1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                        Re: So, to sum up. . .

                        Where did I say I was okay with the lies told by Cameron? I'm just saying that I have the wit to determine that they were lies, because the law was laid down by the enabling bill, not in a leaflet, and they contradicted one another. You are obviously lacking the ability to deduce that.

                  2. MonkeyCee

                    Re: So, to sum up. . .

                    " Where votes only count if they produce the results the Establishment wants"

                    That's cute. The notion that if the establishment wants something you get any sort of vote in it. You get coke or pepsi. Douche or turd sandwich.

                    Did the establishment want a change to first past the post voting? Fuck no, primaries and local party committees are far easier to control. So you got to choose between the 4th best and 6th best proportional representative systems, or keep the current unfair but understood system.

                    Did they want Brexit? Hell yeah. Otherwise it would have mentioned customs unions. Given that there was a lot of talk about free trade, and that is inherently the point of such a union, it would imply that both sides are in favour of one. Not so, apparently.

        3. Jamie Jones Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Also, there are over a million "new" UK British adults since the referendum and polls show that 75% of them would vote remain.

          As for the deal not even being the same deal as what was voted on, this is what the leave campaign said at the time, straight from the horses mouths, for the deniers!

          John Redwood and Rees-Mogg said a second referendum would be a good idea once a deal has been finalised: https://infacts.org/rees-mogg-history-backing-second-eu-referendums/

          Boris Johnson said we'd stay in the single-market: https://www.businessinsider.com/boris-johnson-single-market-brexit-campaign-customs-union-2018-1?r=US&IR=T

          As did Farage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xGt3QmRSZY

          As did MEP Dan Hannan: "Nobody is talking about threatening our place in the single market": https://www.voteleavewatch.org.uk/leaving_the_single_market_is_not_an_option

          Gerard Batten (UKIP leader) "A trade deal with the EU could be sorted out in an afternoon over a cup of coffee"

          Boris Johnson: "There is no plan for no deal because we are going to get a great deal"

          And Liam Fox promised that the 40 trade deals we'd lose access to after leaving the EU will all be replicated or improved on immediately after Britain leaves. How many of the 40 has he improved on..... **ZERO** Well, OK, how many has he replicated? 12 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47213842)

          Liam Fox: "The free trade agreement that we will have to do with the European Union should be one of the easiest in human history"

          Dominic Raab: I hadn't quite understood the full extent of this but... we are particularly reliant on the Dover-Calais crossing"

          -- https://www.indy100.com/article/no-deal-brexit-adequate-food-boris-johnson-david-davis-dominic-raab-8463121

          So, either these people are liars, or they've changed their mind, but the brexitters scorning at a second referendum shows he clearly doesn't think people are allowed to change their minds!

        4. Justthefacts Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Excellent. So to summarise your argument, we can have a second ref, and if turns out 52/48 remain, we only have to wait two further years then it’s time for third ref because “people change their minds”.

          It’s good to know remainers are so open minded to change.

          1. veti Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            You can have as many referendums as you like, so long as it's clear what the options are.

            In 2016, the "remain" option was clear, but the "leave" option was not well defined. (Many people say it was deliberately obfuscated. I'm not taking a position on that, but it is undeniable that the "leave" campaign did not advocate, then, for anything even remotely like what they're advocating for now.) That needs to be rectified if that is to be held up as the definitive democratic verdict.

            1. Justthefacts Silver badge

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              Total BS

              There are as many definitions of Remain as Remain voters, all different.

              Which party did you vote for in the Euro elections - the communists or the fascists? Neither? together they make up more than 50% of MEPs......

              What is your view on constitutionally who should be the next President - should it be the Spitzenkandidat or not? Because that’s a pretty big constitutional hole to be arguing about *after the election*.

              You really don’t know anything at all about the system you voted for.

          2. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Excellent. So to summarise your argument, we can have a second ref, and if turns out 52/48 remain, we only have to wait two further years then it’s time for third ref because “people change their minds”.

            I'm all for that, simply because the next time the quitters want out they'll have to be a lot more up-front with what 'leave' actually means before it goes on the ballot paper. Cue another 40-years of arguing amongst themselves about what brexit actually means. I'm perfectly happy with that, if they can come up with a logical, consistent, detailed plan for how to leave, before having that referendum, and convince people to vote for it. None of this promising all things to all men bollocks.

            Either thay'll take so long to agree, that I'll be well in my grave by then, or they'll agree on something that only a tiny minory of the population will actually want, and we can finally put all this nonsense to bed, and go back to trying to be a functioning democracy.

            1. Mark 65

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              Likewise Remainers will need to be a lot clearer about what remain means. The EU has been quite clear in recent years that it was unwilling to accept the current UK status of "slightly outside pissing in" and that the overall direction of the EU would be closer integration. Therefore remain is not "as it is now" but is also something that needs to be outlined for those voting.

            2. John Smith 19 Gold badge
              Unhappy

              "None of this promising all things to all men bollocks."

              which was exactly how Doming Cummings managed to get Leave majority *

              *With a little help from the personal data stolen by Cambridge Analytica for all those personally crafted lies.

          3. Cederic Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Given many MPs (e.g. the sexist Caroline Lucas) refuse to recognise the results of any referendum that they lose the whole argument for a second referendum lacks any democratic credibility.

            Which in a way is a shame, it'd be fun watching Sturgeon lose yet another one.

      2. BigSLitleP

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        As has been said, many many times.....

        1) Brexit campaign full of lies, referendum should be re-run

        2) People change there minds, seems like the British people have, referendum should be re-run

        3) BoJo is now trying to bully his way through with a minority government

        4) No deal was not what most brexiteers voted for and does not have a majority backing

        I could go on all day. There are hundreds of reasons to stop this shit show. If we had left with a deal I would be bitter but it's what people voted for. No sane person wants a no-deal scenario.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Oh, I'm sure that No-Deal will be a perfectly sane choice for many of the rich, privileged elite that will ultimately benefit from an American-style laissez-faire free market, race-to-the-bottom, low-tax economy.

        2. Voidstorm
          Childcatcher

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Hell, the original referendum was a 38/36/26% split between leave, remain and fucked if I know.

          How that becomes a quorum "majority" from the electorate is beyond me. It's more like a hung parliament...

          oh, wait.

          Johnson et al totally fear that a second referendum, far from reinforcing their position, would go the other way, as posters elsewhere have hinted that a million new voters would likely overturn the first result.

          Given the scale of BS spewed by the leave campaign, that would not suprise me.

          Which is why they are pulling this undemocratic shit.

          1. G Olson

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            It's been 400 years since the applecart was turned over, the dross cleaned out, and some long term maintenance done to the working parts. From the other side of the pond, I can smell the stench of rot at the bottom of the apple cart. Yes, stopping the cart cleaning it out, and looking at the broken parts is disheartening. But it needs doing. Thus is why such mechanisms exist.

            Yes, we have our own problems and The Outsider is tilting our applecart. Not undemocratic...just not operating according to the normalcy bias.

            The past 400 years have been a good run. But, time to reasses and rebuild.

      3. Just Enough

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        That's right. Aeons ago. And yet they've still not managed it because suddenly reality was faced and it became obvious that there was no way of delivering what was promised. So now they are delivering something that they themselves specifically said would be a bad idea aeons ago, and was definitely not what was promised. Led by a serial liar who was voted into power by a tiny, minuscule, unrepresentative section of the public.

        But the public aren't allowed to indicate if they want this. And he's doing his best to ensure that the public's elected representatives of the highest power in the country don't get a say either.

        But Brixiteers are ok with it because they know they do not have the support of the majority of the country, and it's the only way they'll get what they want, because, amazingly, they still believe the lies.

        This is not democracy. This is a hijack, a coup, worthy of the worst of banana republics.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Yes, what was promised can be delivered: leave. You may not like it's form but there's nothing impossible about doing what the electorate asked the government to do. What's dishonest is to pretend that all this wasn't discussed during the referendum campaign, because it was. Multiple times. And the people still voted Leave.

          1. Adam Foxton

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            @Rupert

            So the number on the side of the bus wasn't really a Brexit pledge.

            And the 'easiest trade deal ever' was something concocted by Remain or otherwise not truely what was meant.

            All that stuff May and her predecessors did to try and keep some sort of trade deal was undemocratic, and the support she got for this from the Brexit side was imagined.

            And yet you say this was all discussed multiple times during the referendum. What exactly was it you discussed? And how long do we have until that fails and you recast it as a Remainer plot?

            (Update: >580k for Do Not prorogue, about 370 for Do. Not 370k, just 370)

            1. Eponymous Bastard

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              If you believed that slogan then you are an imbecile and should be denied a vote.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Wile E. Coyote style self-sabotage

                WTF? Did you seriously just imply that a significant chunk of your fellow Leave voters were "imbeciles who should be denied a vote"?!!

                Yeah, it was obvious to anyone paying attention that the claim was transparent BS, but I'm sure that Leave wouldn't have wasted so much time bandying it about if they hadn't expected some gullible people to fall for it anyway.

                Even if you don't give a toss about insulting the useful idiots your side managed to dupe, it makes you look just as fuckwitted that you didn't realise saying so completely undermines the legitimacy of your own side, nudged over the victory line only with the help of "imbeciles who should be denied a vote".

                Nice one.

            2. markr555

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              How can the number on the bus have ever been a pledge? Did the people who paid for it and put the lies on it take over government when the referendum result came in? No, they didn't, so how could they provide ANY money to the NHS It was a blatant piece of bullshit that was matched only by the condescension of the remain 'campaign'. I voted to remain, and wish we hadn't voted (by a majority, no matter how much you try to bring the 'didn't vote' eejits into it) to leave. We lost the referendum, it wasn't advisory, and we need to suck it up and get on with making the best of a bad job.

              1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                "Did the people who paid for it and put the lies on it take over government when the referendum result came in? "

                Ummm...it was Boris.

          2. DavCrav

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            "Yes, what was promised can be delivered: leave. You may not like it's form but there's nothing impossible about doing what the electorate asked the government to do. What's dishonest is to pretend that all this wasn't discussed during the referendum campaign, because it was. Multiple times. And the people still voted Leave."

            1) Your position is absurd. If the only way to leave were for the Army to set off all nuclear bombs and sink the UK, then it would still be physically possible to leave. Should we do it? No, obviously not. So it being physically possible does not mean it's reasonable.

            So now you have to decide whether no deal leaving is so unreasonable that it shouldn't be done. I would claim that food and fuel shortages, riots, etc., is too high a price to pay for respecting an advisory referendum three years ago, where the leave side wasn't clearly explained.

            2) People still voted Leave because all of the Leave politicians said that what is happening right now would never happen, and the Remain side were just making it up. How close to the cliff edge do you have to get before you put the brakes on?

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              Umm...the Treasury said just a vote for Leave would result in a year long instant recession and 500k job losses. Now they tell us food will run out and the four horsemen will roam the land if there's no deal. Do you see the problem? No? Then you are terribly gullible :-)

              Most of the world are not members of the EU. The majority of the rest of the world's economy even trade with the EU sans trade deals! And yet they survive: please explain the basis for the nonsense :-)

              1. Not also known as SC

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                The rest of the World haven't agreed one thing and then turned around the following day to say that they will no longer honour the agreement made. For example BJ is claiming we no longer need to pay the £39Bn 'divorce' bill. If we don't pay our debts why would the EU trade with the UK? The UK will have shown the rest of the World that its government cannot be trusted. Who would want to trade with the UK after that? I would list all of the other broken promises and insults aimed at the EU but I guess you already know these and don't care.

                1. Justthefacts Silver badge

                  Re: So, to sum up. . .

                  Well, why don’t we test your opinion that this would be a default by the UK against.....legal advice controlling tens of thousands of contracts for several trillion pounds?

                  It’s not hard to check. Credit Default Swaps exist. If the UK were to be in default, they would trigger. Every Single Financial Institution has taken legal advice as to whether it would constitute default, and trigger payment of CDS’s.

                  It wouldn’t. End of.

                  Please stop making stuff up.

                  1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                    Re: So, to sum up. . .

                    The OP didn't mention anything to do with CDSs. Stop making stuff up yourself.

                    The point stands that if you renege on international obligations (like paying what you owe for membership of a trading bloc), others aren't going to trust you. Those people you've run out on certainly aren't.

                    1. Justthefacts Silver badge

                      Re: So, to sum up. . .

                      We don’t *owe* it. That’s your spin on it, but factually it is untrue.

                      If we owed it, according to international law, then failing to pay it would be a default on debt.

                      It had been determined *not* a default , and therefore not a legal debt.

                      It (May be) a debt of honour. Goodwill, ex gratia, to preserve future relationship with EU. Much, indeed the majority, isn’t even costs already incurred, rather it is what we said we *would* fund for 2020-2021 spending. “Said” as in “legally non-binding commitment”.

                      So, nobody but a moron will expect us to pay legally non-binding bills for 40bn in future. But nobody but a moron would expect that anyway, from any country. Do you think that Italy is likely to pay its 400bn Target2 obligation anytime soon?

              2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                "Most of the world are not members of the EU."

                Most of the world haven't been UK business's home market or a major part of UK industry's supply chain for four decades. They still won't be so there's no difference there.

                The EU has been UK business's home market and a major part of UK industry's supply chain for four decades. Now it won't be. That's where the big difference lies and it's not a good difference.

          3. Voidstorm

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            By the admission of their own mouths, the Leave campaign lied to the electorate.

            If that wasn't a huge factor in the result, why not poll again??? /lol

          4. Jamie Jones Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            "Yes, what was promised can be delivered: leave. You may not like it's form but there's nothing impossible about doing what the electorate asked the government to do. What's dishonest is to pretend that all this wasn't discussed during the referendum campaign, because it was. Multiple times. And the people still voted Leave."

            No-one said it wasn't discussed. It was discussed quite clearly. The brexitters unanimously said we'd stay in the customs union; we'd NEVER have a no-deal, and a referendum after the 2 years based on he final verdict would be a good idea.

            So clear, I provide video links to them saying exactly that: https://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/all/2019/08/28/pm_johnson_shuts_parliament/#c_3857873

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              I can assure you none of the Brexiteers mentioned ever said we would stay in the Customs Union, since that would prevent the UK trading with anyone outside the EU on anything other than EU terms. The Single Market and the CU are not the same, although plenty of people think they are: Norway is a member of the Single Market but not the CU for example.

              1. Jamie Jones Silver badge

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                Damn Yes, sorry. Brain-fart moment. I meant singles market, not customs union.

                But not that it matters when they now don't want to remain in either!

                Still, good deflection from the point of my post... My fault there, though :-(

                1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

                  Re: So, to sum up. . .

                  "I meant singles market"

                  AIUI BoJo is quite keen on the singles market.

              2. MonkeyCee

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                "The Single Market and the CU are not the same, although plenty of people think they are"

                You are completely correct. Specifically members of the EFTA are in the SM not the CU.

                They are all in Schengen*, had to draw that Venn diagram in an exam once. EFTA and EUCU are exclusive sets, Schengen and CTA (UK and Eire) are exclusive sets, Eurozone is a subset of the EU which is a subset of the EUCU.

                However, I do feel that many Leave voters would feel the same about EU membership as EFTA membership. Notably following EU laws in many areas, EU courts ruling on laws, free movement of people, paying into the common fund, all while not having any MEPs or a seat on the Council of Ministers.

                * I say that there are fiddly bits that aren't, but the bloke marking my exam was looking for a less pedantic view, and told me as much in class

        2. JLV

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          “””

          - He just may make, for example, well, an off-the-cuff remark about Boris Johnson, - and you'll have to laugh at it.

          - OK. So, he mentions Boris Johnson - and I'll laugh.

          - No.But he may mention Boris Johnson not in the context of a joke.

          - Well, how's that possible?

          “””

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        The nub of the matter is, I and other's like me don't think our exit from the E.U. a good idea.

        Increasingly that unease is turning to from desire to bring others along on the intellectual journey to a determination to prevent the damage to our lives and loved ones.

        There is real and lasting harm being done to our system of government at present, with the best will in the world, how saintly do you expect the public to remain once the damage has set in?

        1. Eponymous Bastard

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Well a majority voted to leave and I suspect some of them have bigger fists than the minority who voted to remain. So stick that up your sphincter sed gawk.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            The bigger they are the harder they fall my friend.

          2. werdsmith Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            I think brain power is always superior to fist power.

          3. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Brexiter trying to confirm every prejudice about Brexiters.

            When Slovenia decided to leave Yugoslavia despite being the smallest constituent State.

            It turned out they had the biggest brains, and the most people who were au fait with modern weapons.

            Which side would the Army be on in a civil war between Leave and Remain? The one with the money and the intelligent people or the one with the mobs with pitchforks?

            1. veti Silver badge

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              I would hope that the army would refuse to take a side. That's what armies in democracies are supposed to do.

              1. Cederic Silver badge

                Re: So, to sum up. . .

                Should the streets erupt in violent riots and the police fail to restore order, the Government would need to decide whether to request assistance from the army.

                At that point studied neutrality would cease to be an option and the view of Army leaders whether the actions of the Government were legal or not would become very relevant.

                It's an interesting situation in that regard.

          4. Anonymous Coward
            Happy

            Aside from my reluctance to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man..

            I'm not sure that's at all a safe assumption.

            There are a lot of people who wanted an improvement in conditions as a result of casting their vote to leave. I'd be very wary when they figure out you lied to them, I'd be somewhat wary they might just mind the damage inflicted on them and their loved ones.

            I'm not so sure I'd be counting them as fellow travellers after the first wave of disruptions to medical supplies happens. But that said, please arrange to test that assumption, there are many fine facilities up and down this green and pleasant land, where discerning gentlemen might arrange for a free and frank exchange of views. Perhaps, you'd care to suggest one..

          5. Ben Tasker

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Even assuming you're right, what exactly do you imagine is going to happen if and when they realise they've been lied to?

            Of course, you're assuming there still is a leave majority, that they'd *all* mobilise and that our systems would do nothing to try and prevent the violence. None of which are likely true.

            In the short term, though, that's exactly why the brexiters are trying to blame remainers, to attempt to sidestep the ire of their own supporters when it's revealed the unicorns are actually models made of shit.

            It's an empty headed threat, andbone that's oh too familiar from the current crop of Brexit supporters.

          6. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            "Well a majority voted to leave"

            When reality can no longer be avoided I suspect you'll find that very few people indeed voted to leave, or at least will admit to having done that. The referendum result wll appear to have been a strange statistical quirk.

            BoJo should heed his predecessor: “They may ring their bells now, before long they will be wringing their hands.”

            1. codejunky Silver badge

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              @Doctor Syntax

              "When reality can no longer be avoided I suspect you'll find that very few people indeed voted to leave, or at least will admit to having done that. The referendum result wll appear to have been a strange statistical quirk."

              Possibly. Kinda like how its hard to find Euro supporters when people like me were branded eurosceptic. A word that fell out of favour when eurosceptic = right. Just as if all goes well you will struggle to find a remainer no matter which rock we look under. Like the pro-Euro people.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                The Euro is not the EU.

                It is possible to understand why the Euro is basically shit as a currency (ineffective surplus recycling), rejoice that we never joined the Euro, sneer at the people who said we should have joined, and still be wrong about Brexit

                1. codejunky Silver badge

                  Re: The Euro is not the EU.

                  @sed gawk

                  "It is possible to understand why the Euro is basically shit"..."and still be wrong about Brexit"

                  Yes- 'past performance is not an indicator of future outcomes'. Yet when looking to the future we sometimes have limited information beyond past performance to base our views on.

                  For example, my experience as a eurosceptic (during the Euro argument) was a very similar set of arguments as now and the facts beat belief. The Euro supporters rejecting most discussion in favour of simple unthinking labels such as 'racist' and eventually eurosceptic but usually unwilling (probably unable) to discuss the topic.

                  So its possible to be wrong about EU membership even if right about the Euro. My decision to oppose the Euro was based on fact. I choose to apply that method to our membership of the EU and will see if I am right or wrong.

                  I will point out that it hasnt happened often but I have had a couple of good discussions based in fact and yet still come to differing conclusions based on those facts (specifically Dr Syntax and Roland6).

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: The Euro is not the EU.

                    I hope you are right mate, I'm rather worried about what is happening to our country.

        2. Cederic Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          I think it's reasonable to expect people to act legally and peacefully, whatever their view on membership of the EU.

          That does, of course, include MPs and journalists. One of whom I've reported to the police this week for inciting violence.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            I welcome the expectation being subverted as you realise not all of the population are that interested in treating people peacefully or much bothered about legality.

            This is why rules matter, why the lies invalidate the referendum, and why an awful lot of people are going to be looking for people to blame.

            Let me know how your expectations work out for you, I hope you've got the good insurance, the one that doesn't exclude the results of your polite little expectation that this raid on the public's future and well-being will be consequence free.

      5. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        ...why are so many of them now trying to stop us leaving...

        Because plebiscites are a bloody silly idea, as the resulting mess demonstrates.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Not necessarily but it should require a substantial majority, say 2:1, to overturn the status quo. Trying to do it without that condition is exactly why we're in this mess.

          1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Even then, the more democratic way of approaching it would be for a political party to put it in their manifesto that this is what they plan to do. If people like that (and their other policies), then they get voted in and get to pass a law enacting it.

            If any political party had stood in the 2015 election on a manifesto of leaving the European Union, and people desperately wanted it, to the exclusion of all other normal politics, they would have got elected as a majority government.

            As it turns out there was a party with that as their main policy, and they got no seats, that's zero, nada, nothing, zilch*. The chief weasel of that party has since set up another "party" which is in fact a private limited company that takes donations but doesn't offer membership, and not a political party at all, in order to try and con the public into funding his lifestyle some more.

            *There is the argument that if we had a decent form of PR in this country, rather than FPTP, they would have got some seats. I donlt see this as a bad thing, as being thrust into the daylight is probably what this group of far-right fanatics needs in order for most people to recognise them for the useless buch of so-and-sos that they are.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re:" it should require a substantial majority, say 2:1, to overturn the status quo. "

            Do you mean the current status quo of the brexit mess, or the previous status quo prior to A50?

            I agree that a ref should have a super majority, while I'd love to just revoke A50 on the basis that our advisors reckon it's a duff idea to leave, sadly I think we passed that point.

            I favour the triplet "No-Deal", "Remain", "WAB (mays deal)" as ref, so at least if we have no-deal, the country got some agency over the decision. Obvs would pick remain..

      6. werdsmith Silver badge

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        To sum up, both the author of the piece appears to be, and apparently a lot of El Reg readers are, Remainers.

        Tends to be the case in all walks of life where people are required to achieve a higher level of education than wot that fat bloke said down 'spoons the other night.

        1. codejunky Silver badge
          Trollface

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          @werdsmith

          "Tends to be the case in all walks of life where people are required to achieve a higher level of education"

          Which is a very recent thing that most kids go into such institutions. Then they go into the real world and realise there is more to it

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            Most of the kids learn the difference between education and qualifications.

            You may have stopped gaining qualifications, but your education should continue throughout your life.

            Warning signs that you may have been undereducated include finding yourself arguing for Brexit, while unable to point to any reason it's not a bad idea.

    4. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

      Re: So, to sum up. . .

      So the PM uses the powers that he specifically has within the constitution, in the manner that they were intended to be used (to end a parliamentary session and reconvene another setting out a new agenda for the Government), and you declare this to be 'unconstitutional'?

      Whereas all the MPs who promised to accept the result of the referendum, and in most cases were elected on manifesto promises to leave the EU/SM/CU, and who have renegaded on those promises (in most cases from the earliest opportunity) aren't lying / cheating?

      If the 'remain' element in parliament want to stop no deal, they can do so - they need to successfully bring a no confidence vote in the government, like they have been talking/threatening to do. If MPs don't like what the PM has done to end the parliamentary session, then again, they can attempt a vote of no confidence. The constitution appears to be as intact today as it was yesterday.

      1. DavCrav

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        "So the PM uses the powers that he specifically has within the constitution, in the manner that they were intended to be used (to end a parliamentary session and reconvene another setting out a new agenda for the Government), and you declare this to be 'unconstitutional'?"

        Yes. Against the spirit of constitutional law, even if not the letter. Shutting down the only democratically elected branch of government because you don't like what it might do is autocratic. To pretend otherwise makes you a liar or a fool.

      2. Cederic Silver badge

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        Reneged.

        1. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          yup, typo

    5. spacedive

      Re: So, to sum up. . .

      The sovereignty of parliament has shifted to Brussels over the past 40+ years; as John Bercow likes to remind MPs, EU law trumps UK law. Ditto every other nation in the EU. The purpose of Brexit is to restore sovereignty to the UK.

      1. werdsmith Silver badge

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        The purpose of Brexit is to restore sovereignty to the UK.

        No it is not. Show me the legal stuff that shows that all 27 EU nations are not independent sovereign states?

        Some have have chosen to maintain their own currency. Some drive on a different side of the road, some have chosen not to participate in Schengen, some even maintain crown dependencies and those dependencies are NOT EVEN PART OF THE EU.

        You need to stop listening to that thick drunk bore in Wetherspoons because he is an idiot and he is talking shit.

      2. DavCrav

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        "The sovereignty of parliament has shifted to Brussels over the past 40+ years; as John Bercow likes to remind MPs, EU law trumps UK law. Ditto every other nation in the EU. The purpose of Brexit is to restore sovereignty to the UK."

        No, no, no, for the love of God, no. Parliament has always been sovereign, that's why we're in this mess. If EU law were primary, then you wouldn't be able to leave. Parliament has always has the legal authority to refuse to implement any EU directive/regulation. Doing so might have meant being thrown out of the EU, or losing your voting rights, but the UK has always been sovereign. Parliament agreed to follow some other rules for expediency's sake, like with those on radio signals, for example, or the Outer Space Treaty.

        What the Brexit mess shows is that it's a lot more difficult to untangle cables than tangle them. Which everyone here knows.

        1. spacedive

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          The shift of sovereignty began when Tory PM Heath took the UK into the EEC without first consulting the British people. Refer to FCO 30/1048 for details, a document that was protected by the Official Secrets Act for 30 years.

      3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        "The purpose of Brexit is to restore sovereignty to the UK."

        Purpose and result are two different things. As an isolated nation the UK will have far less clout in the world than it did as part of a larger block. (Note that phrase "part of" because that's the situation, not "subject to" which seems to be the Leaver view.) I really can't see how having less clout equates to "restored sovereignty" but, hey, we'll have taken back control.

        1. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          "As an isolated nation the UK will have far less clout in the world than it did as part of a larger block"

          Not necessarily true.

          An "isolated UK" would be expected to have less clout than the very much larger block as a whole.

          That block consists of 28 nations; if the majority opinion is one that benefits the UK, the UK has more clout. However, there will be times when the EU opinion is contrary to the UK's interests, and then the UK has no clout at all.

          It also ignores the fact that an "isolated UK" acting only in it's own interests should be much more nimble in making a decision than the much larger block of 28 different opinions that have to be welded into one. Sometimes, clout can come from being swift to make a decision (or at least being the first to make a decision).

          So at times the UK will have less clout. And at times, it will have more.

          And of course outside the EU, the UK isn't an isolated nation. The UK is part of numerous bi-lateral, multi-lateral and international treaties and agreements, and your use of the word 'isolated' is inaccurate and misleading. I suspect deliberately so.

    6. Daniel von Asmuth
      Coat

      Re: So, to sum up. . .

      Adolf Hitler did not have the autority to suspend parliament. The Reichstag decided that themselves in 1942, but then all the delegates belonged to the nazi party.

    7. Jellied Eel Silver badge

      Re: So, to sum up. . . Democracy? What democracy?

      we had a lying, cheating referendum campaign and now we have parliament unconstitutionally shut down to 'restore the sovereignty of parliament' that had never been lost . . . until now.

      I agree with some of that. So-

      23 June 2016, the UK had a referendum. Leave, or Remain in the EU. Leave got 51.9% of the vote, but we haven't left yet.

      That was a rather vicious campaign that shocked and suprised a large section of the 'public', especially the Left. So the BBC for example didn't see that coming. So it highlighted a bit of a democratic defecit, and how out of touch some segments of society were to the will of the people. That thing 'democracy' is meant to be about.

      Three years later, people are still in denial, especially politicians, and of course the treasonous pile of steaming bovine excrement that is the BBC. Who are of course a tad conflicted.

      Procedurely, things are all pretty normal. Parliament's been on holiday, and prorogation's normal. So there's a break, conference season, Queen's Speech setting out the next session's legislative programme and back to work. The previous session had been the longest in a few hundred years because MPs wouldn't pass the previous Leave agreement, or come up with any viable alternatives. So this is one way to break that impasse.

      Plus there are possibly some fringe benefits, like sacking Bercow and charging him with misconduct in a public office. His position as Speaker is supposed to be procedural/neutral, but he's shown himself to be anything but.

      Our state broadcaster's reasons are perhaps more curious, unless you ignore it's commercial ventures. So it's been busily alienating 51.9% of the UK licence payers, which is all the stranger give Leave voters were supposed to be older.. Which is also the BBC's main, previously loyal audience. But then it's also spent time lobbying to regulate and restrict broadcasting competition in the UK and EU to keep out those pesky foreign broadcasters like RT or Al Jazera.. And of course once we leave the EU, the BBC then becomes a foreign broadcaster, which will impact it's Worldwide and Studios tentacles. So it's been rather conflicted, as well as clueless.

      But such is politics. Lefty MPs calls for protests and civil disobedience could make for a fun run-up to Halloween fesitivities, and then of course those are followed by Guy Fawkes night..

    8. streaky

      Re: So, to sum up. . .

      To *accurately* sum up: lawfully emplaced prime minister acts entirely within the law and constitutional norms and settles parliament down a bit and they all cry like babies about things they plainly don't understand. There's gonna be such a massive turfing out after the next GE..

      1. Intractable Potsherd

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        "There's gonna be such a massive turfing out after the next GE.."

        Hopefully, no Tories or Brexit Party. Never trust a Tory, and actively distrust a member of the Brexit Party.

        1. Mark 65

          Re: So, to sum up. . .

          Hopefully, no Tories or Brexit Party

          So you think Labour have been doing such a wonderful job? Hardly.

          1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            My lcoal MP, who is a Labour MP, has been doing a pretty good job. Her leader, whose job is to oppose the government, not so much. Best not to tar all 300-odd Labour MPs with the same brush though, just as not all Tories are like Johnson or Rees-Mogg.

            1. Intractable Potsherd

              Re: So, to sum up. . .

              I have lived through a number of Tory governments, and the only half-decent ones have been Edward Heath's (though I was very young then and so probably don't have a nuanced view, but his government did take us in to the EEC>EU, so kudos there) and John Major's, though neither were great. Before "New Labour", things were, in general, much better for the area I lived in when Labour were in power than when the Tories were.

              That there are the descendants of working-class families in the Tory party shows that those people can't be trusted - Tories have done nothing for the working class unless a gun was held to their head. To have e.g. a bus driver for a father and then become a Tory politician speaks of clueless Ness at best, and betrayal at the worst.

          2. Intractable Potsherd

            Re: So, to sum up. . .

            No, I don't think Labour would do a better job. If you look at other posts of mine, I would like an end to the current two-party system, and I support PR. A balanced coalition would be great!

    9. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: So, to sum up. . .

      At least (at last) we have someone with the bo**ocks to push through what the majority voted for, good on him, go for it Boris !! We shall all be able to move on with our lives soon.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: So, to sum up. . .

        Well, he's been talking bollocks for long enough, it would be hard to denay he hasn't got any.

  2. Charlie Clark Silver badge

    Now we know what taking back control really means…

    …giving it back to the Privy Council. Why not bring back the inquisition while we're at it?

    Let's hope this ends up being Bojo's resignation letter.

    1. Chris G

      Re: Now we know what taking back control really means…

      In the event this current crowd does remain in power, I think bringing back some form of Inquisition is highly likely. The head honcho would almost certainly be Rees-Mogg who would probably insist on Witchfinder General being included in his title.

      Regarding Boris' attempt at closing Parliament, I am surprised he hasn't claimed executive privilege in the same vein as his tree swinging oppo across the pond.

      This is certainly an indication of what is likely to come if he remains in Number 10 for any length of time I suppose he will announce his latest policies via the Telegraph, or does he tweet?

    2. lucki bstard

      Re: Now we know what taking back control really means…

      'Why not bring back the inquisition while we're at it?' - Britain didn't have one. Now if you were to mention the star chamber then you might have a point.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Now we know what taking back control really means…

        Well, Bloody Mary did like burning Prods!

      2. veti Silver badge

        Re: Now we know what taking back control really means…

        England never had an inquisition of its own, but its rulers were quite happy to co-operate with the institution when it suited them. See 'Arc, Joan of'.

      3. Evil_Goblin

        Re: Now we know what taking back control really means…

        No-one suspects the Star Chamber...

        "In the Star Chamber the council could inflict any punishment short of death, and frequently sentenced objects of its wrath to the pillory, to whipping and to the cutting off of ears. ... With each embarrassment to arbitrary power the Star Chamber became emboldened to undertake further usurpation. ... The Star Chamber finally summoned juries before it for verdicts disagreeable to the government, and fined and imprisoned them. It spread terrorism among those who were called to do constitutional acts. It imposed ruinous fines."

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Taking back control

    from the British parliament to un-elected officials in Westminster; it's the will of the people.

    1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

      Re: Taking back control

      There's an instructive comment on the Guardian, along the lines of "Parliament refused to approve the terms, so only has itself to blame". You can bet this will be the line Cummings is spinning - black is white, up is down, and parliament is the enemy of democracy.

      1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

        Re: Taking back control

        This certainly seems to be the line of, presumably, social media fed vox pops.

        Mind you, Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition has contributed to this by steadfastly refusing to adopt a position over the key issue.

        Instead of the government suspending parliament, it should parliament suspending government and forming a true government of national unity to take care of business until negotiations with the rest of the EU 27 have reached a satisfactory conclusion. Easy enough if you get parliament involved in the negotiations, something which May refused to do and which Boris won't even countenance.

        I guess the plan is to try and ride out the protests, crash out and hope for a wave of patriotism in the ensuing general election.

    2. Cederic Silver badge

      Re: Taking back control

      Parliament still has control.

      If MPs don't feel the current Government is acting in the best interests of the country it can hold a vote of no confidence which, if successful, will assure the end of this Government.

      That option remains available and allows the democratic imposition of parliamentary will upon the Government. I think we'll find out next week whether Parliament as a whole chooses to take it.

  4. RGE_Master

    This is a site for technology, not politics, I was waiting for this to come up.

    The register, Biting the hand that feeds IT. This is not IT related and if people want to read about it they can go to BBC.co.uk, The Telegraph etc etc. Please keep this website on subject which is IT related, NOT politics.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      @RGE_Master

      Well if you were 'waiting for this to come up' it's a pity you didn't spend the time devising something more creative.

      You can choose not to read, and comment on, articles that don't interest you.

      1. RGE_Master

        Re: @RGE_Master

        Well if you were 'waiting for this to come up' it's a pity you didn't spend the time devising something more creative.

        You can choose not to read, and comment on, articles that don't interest you.

        It shouldn't be here either way, nuff said.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: @RGE_Master

          You could always porogue yourself from this site for a few months?

          1. Julz

            Re: @RGE_Master

            Recuse ?

      2. Not also known as SC
        Angel

        Re: @RGE_Master

        At last - something that both Remainers and Brexiteers can agree on.

    2. Dr Snorkie

      It mentioned Twitter...

      .... so pipe back down.

    3. Suricou Raven

      Politics affects all issues and subjects. It is never not relevant.

      1. Swiss Anton

        And now that we are in a dictatorship, identity cards are inevitable (after all we need to keep tabs on those dangerous EU foreigners) . And ID cards will need to have an IT system. So, yes, there is an IT angle to this story.

      2. Eponymous Bastard

        No, it has ruined most things - sport comes to mind - and is pretty much as divisive as religion without which the world would be a much more harmonious place.

        1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Greed is the thing that has ruined sport, by turning recreation into a profit centre. Come to think of it, it's doing a good job of ruining everything else as well.

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      If you think politics do not affect IT, your basement must be very deep and well shielded.

      We've had the cancellation of a PHP conference this week for political reasons, and an event which may well cause the migration abroad of many readers of the Reg, the loss of research facilities and the like has to be deeply concerning.

      This is a reminder that when asked the man who is now PM said "Fuck industry", and if that isn't relevant to IT I do not know what is.

      1. Nial

        "This is a reminder that when asked the man who is now PM said "Fuck industry""

        No, he didn't, and what he did say was in the context of business having too much influence in something or other.

        He's not anti- business.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          He's anti anything that isn't Boris.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Oh really

          in the FT

          He said it in the context that Airbus and BMW were saying Brexit was a threat to jobs and investment, and he didn't like them saying it. "Business having too much influence" is just the attempt to apply chrome plating to a turd. His remarks were explained away afterwards by his joculators - where on the other side of the Atlantic have we heard that before?

          1. Eponymous Bastard

            Re: Oh really

            And business is not at all selfish?

          2. Justthefacts Silver badge

            Re: Oh really

            Not all business is multinational corporations.....

            Airbus and BMW are correct that Brexit will harm their business, just as it will harm Amazons business to lose their cross-border tax avoidance scam when competing with small UK booksellers.

            But small independent booksellers and small business generally, would benefit massively from the protectionism afforded by Brexit. And they don’t get interviewed in the FT, nor pay to lobby Parliament.

            To see the damage inflicted on small UK businesses by membership of the EU every day, have a look at the UK Assay Offices. They are (relatively) small, and their business has been utterly devastated, down by 80%, by the (illegal) actions of Amsterdam, which while fully acknowledged to be illegal, the ECJ has somehow failed to come to *any* judgement in fifteen years....

            You can be on either side of the protectionist / globalist argument, but listening only to the pay-to-play multinationals would be bonkers

            1. eldakka

              Re: Oh really

              Airbus and BMW are correct that Brexit will harm their business, just as it will harm Amazons business to lose their cross-border tax avoidance scam when competing with small UK booksellers.

              And when their customers who buy those books lose their job because the multinational they worked for has pulled out of the UK so can no longer afford to buy those books, who'll buy the books then?

              1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
                Joke

                Re: Oh really

                "who'll buy the books then?"

                The people who can't afford to buy propane to cope with the winter chill.

    5. Gothmog

      Agreed and seconded. There's no IT angle to this article. And... it's biased. Surely as a responsible news site you need to be impartial - or you need to publish it under 'Comment' rather than 'Policy' and make it clear it represents the view of the writer?

      PS. I happen to fully agree with your bias from a personal point of view. I'd also have been equally annoyed if the slant had been Pro-Brexit. I expect you to be neutral as a News website and let the commentators commence the flame wars which I'm sure we'll all do.

      1. RGE_Master

        I'm just getting sick and tired of everywhere I go, everything I read is about Brexit. Frankly I couldn't care less about it but when it starts encroaching on my IT sites, I get a little more than pissed.

        1. iron Silver badge
          Mushroom

          "when it starts encroaching on my IT sites"

          From the article: "The Reg has written 720 articles concerning or mentioning Brexit"

          NOW IT STARTS ENCROACHING ON YOUR IT SITES?

          NOW?

        2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          "Frankly I couldn't care less about it"

          Does this mean you're not from these* parts? If you are then it will certainly affect you but by then it will be too late for you not to have cared.

          * Note the .co.uk in el Reg's URL.

          1. Eponymous Bastard

            Zenophobic - vous?

            1. Alister

              Zenophobic

              Is that a fear of Buddhism?

              1. jake Silver badge
                Pint

                Damn! I missed that one ... This round's on me :-)

              2. Loyal Commenter Silver badge
                Coat

                Presumably then, xenophobia is a fear of vortigaunts?

                (where's the crowbar icon?)

                1. Alister

                  No, it's a fear of Ephebian Philosophers

            2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

              "Zenophobic - vous?"

              No, interested party.

              As a UK-resident Briton I can hardly avoid being affected by it so I am naturally interested. It's reasonable, therefore, to ask about the stake of someone who claims to be uninterested or disinterested.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Hmm, the Register is biased in loads of things. That's why it is more interesting than some sites that just regurgitate press releases.

        1. stiine Silver badge
          Happy

          re: el Reg being biased

          Yes, and we aboslutely hate some of them. Its why they don't byline their articles or permit comments. Its because they can't stand the abuse that we seem to think they deserve.

      3. disco_stu

        Could you helpfully point out the parts which are biased? It seems to be factual reporting, there is the odd snarky comment but then it is The Register.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          >Could you helpfully point out the parts which are biased?

          It thinks Apple HW is overpriced shite

          It thinks Oracle is overpriced shite with dodgy business ethics

          It thinks HPE are a bunch of idiots

          It is not wrong

      4. hnwombat
        Thumb Down

        Calling a lying shitbag a lying shitbag is not biased. It's simply honesty.

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Balance

        There is no halfway point between outright lies and bitter reality.

        There is truth, and there is rhetoric. beyond a certain point you have lies.

        Where is the balanced point between, "the dodgy bugger in number 10 is at it" and "Boris Johnson will basically act in the best interest of the U.K".

        1. veti Silver badge

          Re: Balance

          Where is the balanced point between, "the dodgy bugger in number 10 is at it" and "Boris Johnson will basically act in the best interest of the U.K".

          Neither one can be in any way defended as an objective statement. Any site that uses either of these, unless in quoting some other relevant party, is transparently commenting/opining on news, not reporting it.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Balance

            Worryingly I agree that "Boris Johnson will basically act in the best interest of the U.K" is utterly indefensible as objective statement.

            But otherwise, agree completely - what's the world coming to, eh?

      6. DavCrav

        "Surely as a responsible news site you need to be impartial - or you need to publish it under 'Comment' rather than 'Policy' and make it clear it represents the view of the writer?"

        One can be unbiased and still not be neutral. If one person is lying and the other is telling the truth, the unbiased viewpoint is "A is a liar". The neutral viewpoint is "Both A and B are saying things."

        In this case, the unbiased viewpoint is that this is an outrage, the kind of thing we read about in Turkey or India (very recently) and call an outrage there.

        1. veti Silver badge

          No! The unbiased viewpoint is "A says this, B says that. Authorities C, D and E concur that A is incorrect."

          "A is a liar" draws inferences that go well beyond the facts in evidence. First, that A is not just misinformed but deliberately dishonest. Second, that A does this frequently or habitually, it's not a one-off.

          "This is an outrage" cannot possibly be an unbiased comment. "Outrage" is a state of mind, it requires a specific mind (i.e. subjective point of view) to be "outraged". It's like "offensive" - there is simply no way to assign any objective meaning to the statement.

      7. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        "Surely as a responsible news site you need to be impartial"

        What, like the Daily Mail and the Telegraph? You seem to have confused the impartiality requirements of the BBC charter with the responsibilities of the press in general.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          I feel the need to offset your example of the Daily Mail and Telegraph with the Guardian and Independent.

          Not sure what "responsibilities" the press have to ram their own personal opinions down people's throats though? I'd far rather just read factual news sources, but those are very difficult to find nowadays. I end up just reading 5-6 different websites to try to get some balance.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Sure, go ahead. The Grauniad in particular is incredibly biased, and often just as wrong as the Daily Heil.

            Pro tip: factual news sources don't exist, and never did. Pining for the good old days when you could rely on what you read in the press is daft - all you're picking up on is the age of instant fact checking makes it harder to ignore that every source is biased.

            I never said the press had a responsibility to ram opinions down our throats. My point was that they don't have any responsibility not to. Reading opinions from both sides is indeed the key. Though I think we can be forgiven if we ignore both the Heil and the Grauniad.

    6. heyrick Silver badge

      This is not IT related

      An insane government trying it's hardest to fuck up the country in which you may well be employed and/or have contracts with. That makes it everybody's business.

      Unless you are one of those peculiar people who think "it'll be okay"[*] or "it'll all come out in the wash"[*] or "they need us more than we need them"[*] or "don't worry, nothing will change"[*] and my favourite "screw Ireland, nobody can spell their names anyway"[*].

      * Actual quotes from fellow ex-pats. I think that shooting myself in the head would hurt less than talking to such utterly delusional people, but hey, "Nige is my man, he wouldn't lie"[*].

      1. Anomalous Custard

        Re: This is not IT related

        >"Actual quotes from fellow ex-pats"

        You could always wind them up more and call them immigrants ;) Maybe they'll explode from apoplexy...

      2. Captain Hogwash
        Thumb Up

        Re: This is not IT related

        Nice looping.

    7. llaryllama

      O'really?

      I would posit that Brexit will have a bigger effect on IT in the UK than anything else this decade. If anything more coverage is deserved, not less.

    8. BigSLitleP

      Looks like you might be outvoted on this one. I'd say it's time to sit back down, it's the will of the people.

    9. Ken 16 Silver badge
      IT Angle

      Please use the IT Angle? icon when questioning the IT angle of El Reg; it's there for a reason.

      1. Ken 16 Silver badge
        Trollface

        and let me know if you want to hear the IT anglo-saxon

    10. PrivateCitizen

      @RGE_Master

      So despite not wanting to read "more articles on Brexit" you were:

      1) Waiting for this

      2) Read it

      3) Felt the need to comment so the whole world can know both your displeasure in the articles existence and complete inability to move past it to the next article.

      I have no words.

      1. Orv Silver badge

        It's amazing how much effort people will put into demonstrating how much they don't care about something.

        1. 's water music

          I have no television

          wait wut?

    11. ArrZarr Silver badge
      Coat

      I think you'll find that the IT angle is about 90 degrees, also known as tangential.

    12. The Bobster

      Now we've stopped talking about Brexit and are talking about whether we should be talking about Brexit.

      I'd like to Newton-Raphson this up a notch by talking about whether we should be talking about whether we should be talking about Brexit.

      1. Anomalous Custard

        Maybe we should have meeting to talk about whether we should be talking about whether we should be talking about whether we should be talking about Brexit.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Meeting? This calls for a committee...

    13. chivo243 Silver badge
      Meh

      @RGE_Master

      I will say it isn't in Bootnotes +1, BUT IT\Tech will feel Brexit, so it is IT related. -1

      No vote for you...

    14. Anonymous Coward
      IT Angle

      Do feel free not to read this article, k thx.

      Please take a few moments to consider why other people should be deprived of the freedom to enjoy something, simply as the subject fails to pique your interest.

      Why not just click next..

    15. horse of a different color

      Not sure why your comment has been down voted, but I agree - this is a technology web site, and i don’t want to see political stories.

    16. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      IT angle?

      Parliament can debate it, remotely, via Skype/Teams

  5. DasWezel
    Mushroom

    What an unmitigated shitshow

    I'd call it a complete and total one, if it weren't for the fact this fucktangle seems to become even more of a total farce with every passing day.

    1. Mark 85

      Re: What an unmitigated shitshow

      What scares me is that he is going to give the orange-haired one here in the States ideas about how to deal with Congress.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: What an unmitigated shitshow

        Only if it is reported on by Fox News on TV. He wouldn't know about it otherwise.

      2. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: What an unmitigated shitshow

        However they've got a written constitution which generally stops that kind of thing there and then. It wouldn't allow him to announce a shutdown, get the nod from Brenda, and if anyone's got a problem with that they they can see him in court sometime next year or the year after (but the case will be thrown out anyway).

        Written constitutions are useful. They're a backstop, if you will. The UK should have one too.

        1. veti Silver badge

          Re: What an unmitigated shitshow

          If anything, Trump has shown just how little the written constitution matters - because those who are supposed to enforce it are unable or unwilling to do so.

          That's "populism" - by nature, it defies any kind of restraint, no matter whether it's written or not.

        2. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

          Re: What an unmitigated shitshow

          "The UK should have one too"

          It does. Granted, not just a single piece of parchment, but a collection of written laws that are deemed constitutional laws, and thus form a written constitution.

          The constitutional precedents are all written down too (hard to remember how they agreed to do something 250 years ago, but helpfully, they wrote it all down).

          Though of course the pro-remain MPs in parliament did rip up one of those constitutional precedents (metaphorically, not literally) earlier this spring. So actually, a written constitution wouldn't seem to help that much in this situation after all.

    2. Cederic Silver badge

      Re: What an unmitigated shitshow

      Sit back, enjoy the ride. You have a front row seat on supreme drama, executed with passion, finesse and farce.

      At some point you may need to directly act - e.g. the British public have voted to leave the EU, voted in MPs promising to leave the EU and voted in MEPs promising to leave the EU (and if you're really lucky, parliament will actually do what they were voted in to do and leave the EU). You may want to write to your MP, or join a peaceful protest in support of whichever position you favour, or engage in spirited discussion with people online, but otherwise sit back, relax, enjoy the entertainment. It isn't free, but it certainly is interesting.

  6. Illsay
    Trollface

    Democracy is such a pain when it's only you only knowing what is best for the country, Victor Orban will understand and agree. Such a pity that the opposing Members of Parliament seem to forget the weekly savings that will benefit the NHS?!

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Inaccurate

    If this was to "push through no deal", the proroguement would last until November 1. Since it doesn't, your statement is inaccurate. Either way, Parliament can very easily "stop no deal" in the meantime either by holding a confidence vote or repealing the Withdrawal Bill.

    What, opponents of no deal don't have the votes for either? All mouth and no trousers then!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Inaccurate

      @Rupert Fiennes

      It matters not whether the opposition have sufficient votes or not - it's a dick move.

      It's anti-democratic - actually anti-democratic, not 'you don't like the fact the leave campaign cheated and you won't stop going against the will of the people' anti-democratic.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Inaccurate

        @AC: I think you'll find "having the votes" is actually the definition of democracy :-)

        Parliament passed the legislation providing for no deal, and has spent a year passing god knows how many pages of legislation to support said bill. If they don't want it, they can repeal it, or can eject the government if they so desire.

        Of course, if their desire is actually to frustrate the referendum by delaying us actually leaving indefinitely until they can cancel the whole process, this is a pain. But that really is undemocratic, isn't it?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Inaccurate

          @Rupert Fiennes

          'having the votes' in a corrupt referendum is not democratic. I'm still amazed by how many leavers (not all thank $DEITY) are comfortable with cheating to get the result they wanted.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Inaccurate

          They can only appeal it, or do anything much if there is a vehicle to do that. The whole point of suspending parliament is to ensure there is no vehicle to do it.

          The government (BJ) is enusring that the days after lifting the suspension will be filled with debating the Queen's Speech leaving no time to be able to do anything meaningful to avoid No Deal.

          The only reason not to run the suspension until 1st November is so he can claim that "it was nothing to do with Brexit"

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: Inaccurate

            The only reason not to run the suspension until 1st November is so he can claim that "it was nothing to do with Brexit"

            And he doesn't need to. That's assuming he lasts that long as PM. I'd guess that there'll be a pretty swift vote of no confidence as soon as Parliament reconvenes.

        3. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

          Re: Inaccurate

          Parliament debating legislation, rather than having it forced on them by referendum is how the system works. It is literally called "The Westminster System".

          If you remove Parliaments ability to do that we have something else. I don't know, the Caracas system or something. But it's not how Britain is governed.

          1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

            Re: Inaccurate

            But it's not how Britain is governed

            I believe that one of the last times an autocrat dismissed Parliament because they wouldn't do what he wanted didn't end well for said autocrat..

    2. Zippy´s Sausage Factory

      Re: Inaccurate

      When someone says they intend to perform an action in order to get a certain outcome, and then a few days later performs that action, I think it's a fair comment to suggest that the action was performed in order to help facilitate the original intended outcome.

      1. Charlie Clark Silver badge
        Thumb Up

        Re: Inaccurate

        Well played, sir. Both the UK and US Supreme Courts have come to the same conclusion. Both are, of course, also well-known "enemies of the people".

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Inaccurate

        Actually no: since Boris flat out refused to comment on prorogation, we can't say he declared he wanted to do it in order to push through no deal. You are thinking of a different politician. And as I mentioned upthread, this doesn't push through no deal since it would last to mid October.

        1. BigSLitleP

          Re: Inaccurate

          I'm sorry but that kind of bull$hit doublespeak only counts if you are a lawyer in court. We all bloody well knew he was going to do it. I'm guessing it's pure coincidence that he pulls this out of the bag when he is threatened with a no confidence vote?

        2. CliveS
          FAIL

          Re: Inaccurate

          Except he didn't refuse to comment. In one of the televised leadership debates he said:

          "I think colleagues really are starting to come together, they are thinking about this in a very mature and sober way.

          "I'm not attracted to archaic devices like proroguing.

          "Let's get this thing done as proud members of a representative democracy that asked the people of this country a question, that received a very clear answer, promised faithfully to put that answer into effect - and now we've got to do it."

          That was barely 3 months ago.

      3. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

        Re: Inaccurate

        As I understand it (and I'm not expert), Parliament was going to be suspended again on 14th September anyway, for party conference season. When Parliament doesn't normally sit. So what he's actually done is remove 4 days from them, which is a bit less of the "oh shit it's a coup" and more of an "oh dear it's Parliamentary shennanigans".

        So there's still a week for a vote of no confidence, or for backbenchers to sieze control of the order paper, like they did briefly in January.

        He's then ending this session of Parliament in order to start a new one and have a Queen's Speech. Which is actually a perfectly normal thing to do on a change of PM - this is the longest continuous session in hundreds of years. Although I'm not sure if the Queen's Speech is amendable legislation or not? If not losing it causes the end end of the government.

        They will however have to bring in some Brexit legislation - either to prep for no deal or an amended version of the current deal (if they can create enough fudge).

        1. Peter X

          Re: Inaccurate

          Whilst I am sure the things you state are technically accurate (hence, the exact same arguments are currently being used by a number of BoJo's entourage), they are rather disingenuous.

          Yes suspending parliament and the Queen's Speech etc, are all normal, it's odd (1). having such a long suspension... recent suspensions have only lasted 7 days (~~ +/-3 days) ish, and (2). this is occurring right at the same time when the country will, without any parliamentary involvement, drop out of the EU causing unprecedented economic upheaval (even if we are to believe this is a short-term bump in the road, it's still a big deal).

          This suspension is being done on purpose, and even if you are pro-brexit, and *even* if you are pro-nodeal-brexit, you *should* still question anyone who would suggest that what is happening is normal. It really isn't. And people who suggest otherwise* are absolutely doing to in order to mislead.

          * Just to be clear, I'm not having a go at you! But you do seem to be repeating what various people have been saying on TV today... I've had members of my own family repeating to same as well.

          1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

            Re: Inaccurate

            The suspension is only this long because of the party conferences. So it's not only technically true, it's a ctually true. One tactic remain MPs like Grieve were playing with was voting to not break for conferences. They can still do that, if they can get the votes. So obviously what he's doing is taking four days off his opponents. There have been enough procedural shenanigans on both sides that I don't think this is that bad.

            To be honest I'm losing patience with MPs. They need to make a decision. For a year now they've voted down every single option, often several times. We have to choose something. So they still have plenty of time to vote out the government. I'm sure the speaker will let them vote, they've already taken control of business once. Stephen Kinnock has 30 Labour MPs who now want to vote for May's withdrawal agreement. Either if Johnson can get it amended or against his will. But just saying they don't want no deal is no longer credible.

            In the end, the government has the power Parliament lets it have. If they don't like it, change it. Or change the PM.

            1. CliveS
              WTF?

              Re: Inaccurate

              "For a year now they've voted down every single option, often several times."

              Effectively May's deal voted down three times, After Dominic Grieve's amendment giving Parliament a vote passed on 13th December 2017. As a consequence, the First Meaningful vote on May's deal was scheduled for 11th December 2018 before being delayed until 15th January 2019. It was voted down. The Second Meaningful vote was on the 12th March 2019. It was voted down. The "No Deal" (Spelman) Bill passed on the 13th March 2019. On the same day the Malthouse Compromise was voted down by the Speaker's casting vote. We had the A50 Extension vote on the 14th March, followed by the Beckett and Letwin Amendments on the 25th March. On the 27th March we had the first round of Indicative Votes, one of which - The Customs Union proposed by Ken Clarke - was defeated by a mere 6 votes. Then the Third Meaningful vote on the 29th March at which May's deal was rejected for a third time. The second round of Indicative Votes occured on the 1st April, at which the Custom Union proposal fell short by only 3 votes. The third round of indicative votes were scuppered when the Cooper-Letwin Bill was defeated by a single vote on the 3rd April.

              And that's it. Three votes on May's deal in two and a half months (15th Jan - 29th March), and 2 rounds of indicative votes in a week (27th March - 1st April). So you're wrong, Parliament hasn't voted every option down for a year. In the space of 3 months they voted May's option down three times, and were given only two opportunities to try and find a consensus that could command a majority.

              That's not a failure of Parliament, that's a failure of the Conservative government to find a deal acceptable to Parliament or to amend the deal in light of its first defeat. You can't complain about Parliament failing to achieve in 2 days what the Government had failed to achieve in 2 years.

              1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

                Re: Inaccurate

                CliveS,

                So what you're saying is that even in indicative votes - there is no consensus on a way forward. That's votes that are non-binding and just give the government an idea where to take negotiations. This despite the fact that almost all of those destinations would require signing the fucking Withdrawal Agreement anyway! Because we have not even started to negotiate the future trading relationship. The withdrawal agreement was about tidying up leaving, and then creating a transition period in which to negotiate staying in a customs union, or taking the Norway option or a Canada-style free trade agreement.

                So even in a non-binding indicative vote there was no majority. Because a majority were unwilling to reveal what their compromise position was - the only thing they can seemingly agree on being they don't want "no-deal". Which of course they almost all voted for when they agreed the legislation to trigger Article 50.

                I know there haven't been more indicative votes, but don't try to pretend many have moved their positions, or they could have agreed on a way forward. We saw that last week with the failure to even agree a united front on holding a vote of no confidence.

                The problem is that some would like to remain in, which most think needs a referendum. And while they still have hope of that won't even indicate what their preferred non-remain option is. Despite clearly not commanding a majority either. Then you've got a smaller number of no-compromise no-dealers - and then various flavours of other.

                Continual delay is also not a viable option. Some people need to make a decision. 4 days either way in the Parliamentary timetable makes very little difference to that - as they've had ages to do it already. A month since Johnson took over and decided to go for no deal or a change in the WA.

                Now it's decision time.

                Well I say that, but I think a substantial number are holding off til the final summit in mid-October. My feeling is that Johnson has gone for this aggressive and divisive tactic because it shows he can command the House, or his government falls. Assuming it doesn't, that give a month to try to get something negotiated and agreed by that summit - on the assumption that the EU side will not change anything if they think Parliament won't let us leave on 31st. Course they may mean it, and may not move anyway - in which case Parliament has a last chance to stop no-deal. But only a little one, I think (what I read from EU think tanks) an extension with no plan will likely not be offered - unless a few weeks to hold an election.

                So I see the options as:

                1. No deal - because nobody can get organised to stop it, and the other governments won't budge.

                2. Johnson gets something on the backstop and a deal

                3. Johnson gets something cosmetic - calls it something real and a deal.

                4. Parliament votes for May's WI against his wishes.

                5. Vote of no confidence next week, general election - fuck knows. I suspect a Johnson win, but the polls are all over the shop, and the campaign will be insane. I really doubt he'd get away with holding it after the 31st - I can't see the Queen falling for that.

                6. Johnson loses said election. Chaos. Can Corbyn govern, as a minority party? That could give us a referendum (if we can get a long enough extension), or just signing May's agreement with cosmetic changes. He's even less likely than Johnson to be allowed to renegotiate.

                6. Parliament cancels Article 50 (they legally can) but almost certainly won't.

                7. Second referendum. Only after an election I think, and will take at least 4 months to organise, I think the Electoral Commission will want more. They like to field-test potential questions for several months. It's too late for this option, unless Corbyn wins an election and can get the EU to give a minimum 6-month extension. Seems almost as unlikely as 6.

                Also it's a bit bloody unfair to blame May for failing to improve the Withdrawal Agreement when she spent months trying to do just that - with zero movement from the EU side. Even though it was clear it was totally unacceptable to Parliament.

        2. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Re: Inaccurate

          As I understand it (and I'm not expert), Parliament was going to be suspended again on 14th September anyway, for party conference season.

          There is a big difference between suspending Parliament and proroguing it. The former happens allk the time (they've just had their sumemr break), and parliamentary buisiness gets picked up again afterwards. Prorogation entails ending teh current session of parliament, dropping any legislation that is underway into /dev/null and starting again after a new Queen's Speech. That essentially means that any business Parliament brings before the prorogation date has to be concluded or it doesn't happen, and that the first week or so after the new Parliament starts is taken up with debating the Queen's Speech and no ohter business. The timing and length of prorogation is pretty obviously calculated to make it as hard as possible for Parliament to do anything to stop Johnson doing whatever he likes about quitting the EU with no debate or oversight. Whether you agree with leaving or not, it's a pretty clear attempt to sideline parliamentary democracy in favour of autocracy.

          1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

            Re: Inaccurate

            Loyal Commenter,

            Then Parliament has the right to hold a vote of no confidence next week, and get a government it does have confidence in. Or force a general election. Or they can seize control of the Parliamentary agenda and try and legislate their way out of this.

            The obvious way being to vote for May's withdrawal agreement, which nobody likes but is a way of leaving with a deal - if a majority really do prioritise having a deal over anything else.

            I agree, this removes time from the opposition to do stuff. But backbenchers have already proved that they can work with the Speaker to change that, if they really want.

            So yes, while I agree that this doesn't look all that good, cries of "constitutional outrage" are ludicrous. The government has done something it has a perfect right to do. And having a Queen's Speech for a new PM and new government, which has announced new policies is equally not outrageous.

            I think the big problem is that the opposition to no-deal are split (which Johnson's agressive tactics may unite against him) - so up to now it's been impossible to get enough people to agree on any solution. That simply cannot go on. He has made it slightly harder for his opponents to organise, but on the other hand limited their options to keep just waiting and seeing. I suspect to force a show-down, because he thinks that the only chance to get any change out of Brussels is to show that he can command Parliament. If they'll block deal whatever, then the EU can just wait until that happens, and the whole fucking cycle starts up again.

            1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

              Re: Inaccurate

              Then Parliament has the right to hold a vote of no confidence next week, and get a government it does have confidence in. Or force a general election.

              This appears to be Johnson's gambit:

              1) Force a vote of no confidence and lose it.

              2) Hope that no interim government can be called.

              2a) if it can, accept that A50 may be extended or revoked and then an election fought (before we leave with no deal)

              2b) it it can't, plan to fight an election (after we leave with no deal)

              3) Promise lots of headline-grabbing populist stuff that is uncosted and won't work in order to win that election.

              If you've been paying attention, you'll see that he has already been doing lots of (3). Don't fall for any of those promises, he almost certainly won't follow through on any of them if his past record is anything to go by.

              1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

                Re: Inaccurate

                Forcing an election may be one way to solve this crisis. Something has to break this Parliamentary log-jam. The oppposition to no-deal have got to put up or shut up. I don't think Johnson will get substantial concessions - so I think there's a high chance of no-deal. Though there are tentative signs of movement, but I think it's been left too late. This should have been fucking obvious after the last extension, and yet nothing was fucking done.

                So either the hate no-dealers have to join the remainers and agree some way for us to stay in. Which constitutionally they can do with a one-clause bill - but they really need a referendum or general election to do it with legitimacy.

                Or the remainers have to give up on the idea of perfection, accept they can't stop us leaving and ally with the soft-leavers and sign the Withdrawal Agreement. Then negotiate whatever future relationship they want with the EU afterwards. Which can be anything from full "4 freedoms" membership, down to free trade deal only with Northern Ireland stuck in the Single Market on its own and us having broken the Good Friday agreement by putting up a border between NI and the rest of the UK.

                The third option is to continue to fuck around and whine about how they don't like their choices until we leave with no deal.

                This has been the case since sometime last year. But with no time pressure they have simply voted to wait and see. Then when there was time pressure they voted to extend A50. Then they carried on doing fuck-all and hoping for the best while refusing to take any of the three options they have. There are no others on offer from the EU.

                Now it's time to shit or get off the pot. I don't like the path Johnson has taken, but if it forces an election then fine. And at least he is actually trying to get something productive done, and willing to risk his political career in order to do that. In that sense I've actually increased my regard for him. Like May, he's looked at the hard choices available, and taken one. Contrast that with Corbyn. Does anyone know his Brexit policy? Even now. And he's taken great pains to keep it that way.

                Anyone who says that they'd prefer any outcome to no-deal now has to choose. And their failure to do so for the last year has been why nothing has happened for the last year. Now they must act.

                Oh and as a last thing, people should try some honesty. Johnson's only chance of amending the Withdrawal Agreement (pretty slim) is persuading the EU that he can leave without a deal. So MPs who oppose no deal, shouldn't bind his hands by saying he can't leave without one, they should just vote for the WA - because that's the solution they're imposing. The only other option is revoking Article 50. And if they want that, they should do that. Anything else is just continuing to avoid the issue.

                1. jwa

                  Re: Inaccurate

                  Normally when a deal fails all parties return to the status quo, which in this case is staying in the EU. I have always found that threatening to shoot my leg off if I didn't get my way during negotiations was not very helpful.

                  1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

                    Re: Inaccurate

                    jwa,

                    That depends on the objectives of the parties in question. For example if one party is happy with the current arrangements, and the other isn't, then under those circumstances there would never be any change.

                    What you've basically come up with here is a rhetorical point, rather than an actual useful contribution to the discussion.

    3. Charlie Clark Silver badge
      FAIL

      Re: Inaccurate

      Parliament has already voted by a majority not to leave without a deal. If this cannot be done within a specified time then an extension should be sought. It is the government that is ignoring the will of the people.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Inaccurate

        Still inaccurate: Parliament voted through a bill that said leave without a deal if none was negotiated. Primary legislation is not the same as indicative votes.

        1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

          Re: Inaccurate

          So the votes don't count at all?

          And the only way to prevent parliament from passing the required primary legislation is to suspend it?

          Nice definition of democracy you have there.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Inaccurate

            No, Parliament can repeal it's original law. If it votes for it...you know, democracy?

            1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

              Re: Inaccurate

              It can't vote for jack shit if it's suspended.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Inaccurate

                Repealing the Withdrawal bill would be a one clause bill and would take a day. Plenty of time, even for this lot. If they think it's that important, of course.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Inaccurate

                  Of course, the Government has handed control of parliaments motions to the house to decide the timetable. They did it sneakily and no-one heard about it.

                  Oh no, just checked they didn't. The Government decide and unless they produce a bill that is amendable and people can vote on those amendments then a vote to Repeal the Withdrawal Bill couldn't happen.

                  It's not that simple, but you probably know that anyway I'm guessing.

            2. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

              Re: Inaccurate

              No, Parliament can repeal it's original law. If it votes for it...you know, democracy?

              Not if it's prevented from doing so by being prorogued... you know, un-democracy.

        2. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Re: Inaccurate

          Still inaccurate: Parliament voted through a bill that said leave without a deal if none was negotiated.

          Also "inaccurate".

          Parlaiment voted through a bill entitling May to invoke Article 50. The treaty of which A50 is a part stipulates that there is a two year time limit, unless there is agreement on both sides to extend. "No Deal" is the result if nothing is agreed, but it was implied, and as far as I understand, never explicitly stated.

          Parliament has also voted down any proposed deal (well, the same one three times with the words emphaissed slightly differently, which itself was bordering on contempt of parliament).

          Parliament has also voted to oppose no deal (there was a majority on that).

          Boris is now attempting to prevent Parliament from having a say on anything until the clock runs out. He hasn't explicilty said he's going for no deal, but he has also done aboslutely nothing to prevent it, whilst making it so that he is the only person who has the power to do so. In other countries, this would be known as a coup.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Joke

            Re: Inaccurate

            > In other countries, this would be known as a coup.

            coup: An instance of successfully achieving something difficult. ‘It was a major coup to get such a prestigious contract’

            Are you sure?

            1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

              Re: Inaccurate

              Coup, as in "coup d'etat":

              a sudden and decisive action in politics, especially one resulting in a change of government illegally or by force.

              You know full well that was the meaning of the word that was intended, but chose to deliberately pick an alternative meaning. That's just the sort of doublethink worthy of the goons who are carving up our democracy right now.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Inaccurate

                > You know full well that was the meaning of the word that was intended, but chose to deliberately pick an alternative meaning.

                It's called satire - did you not see the warning icon?

                1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge
                  Facepalm

                  Re: Inaccurate

                  ...as it turns out, no. I'm so used to the brexit trolls on here that I took it at face value. As you were...

              2. Cederic Silver badge

                Re: Inaccurate

                As there's no force involved and a Scottish court is currently determining the legality it may or may not be a coup d'etat but it's also irrelevant.

                If the Scottish court rules the actions illegal and is ignored then you can start throwing around inflammatory terms.

    4. Chronos
      Devil

      Re: Inaccurate

      If this was to "push through no deal", the proroguement would last until November 1. Since it doesn't, your statement is inaccurate. Either way, Parliament can very easily "stop no deal" in the meantime either by holding a confidence vote

      There's a slight problem there. You see, a successful no confidence motion will use up the few days parliament has to sit with the motion, the vote and the fall-out. Then the PM has 14 days to sort his shit out. Then he can call a general election which dissolves parliament on the spot and takes an estimated six weeks to bring to a vote. While all of this is going on, the default outcome as legislation stands is out on Hallowe'en and there's no parliament to stop it.

      1. Cederic Silver badge

        Re: Inaccurate

        I know. Isn't it marvellous.

    5. Cederic Silver badge

      Re: Inaccurate

      They can also stop 'no deal' by supporting efforts to get a deal.

      Sadly that option has eluded pretty much all of them. I wonder why.

  8. Mark Jan

    About Time

    About time we had a politician who could stand up and deliver on what the (albeit slim) majority of people voted for.

    If we stayed in the EU the country would do OK.

    Once removed from the shackles of the protectionist organisation that is the EU, we'll thrive.

    Well done Boris to hopefully finally deliver on the will of the people.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: About Time

      @Mark Jan - "we'll thrive"

      I've seen so many people write comments exactly like this but not one of them, not one, ever has any facts or figures to back it up.

      Wishful thinking isn't a strategy - unless you're into 'Cosmic Ordering' a la Noel Edmonds. And then it still isn't a strategy it's just delusional.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: About Time

        @AC: strange, whenever people are presented with say, economic reports that conclude no deal is advantageous, said persons rant they refuse to read them. One former colleague literally presented me with a list thirty lines long of "people he refuses to read!". Oh well!

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: About Time

          I'll read them!. Link them here.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: About Time

            This is a good place to start.

            https://www.economistsforfreetrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/No-Deal-is-the-Best-Deal-for-Britain-Upload.pdf

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: About Time

              Thank you. I will give that a read.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: About Time

                Having skimmed quickly I'm alarmed at the 'monoculture' for an apparently diverse collection of papers, all EFT.

                But, considering this was published in January, the message that no deal preparations are now well advanced and there is little to nothing to worry about contrast strongly with the recent claims of the BoJo administration that the government had failed to plan properly for no deal but that was now being remedied with gusto.

                I've got plenty of other issues even from my skim, notwithstanding the rebuttal linked by another helpful commentard, but I will try to give it a more considered evaluation when I'm not rushing.

                I was hoping for some more detail to be honest.

                1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                  Re: About Time

                  I was hoping for some more detail to be honest.

                  The problem with magical thinking is that it doesn't do detail, because sooner or later it has to reconcile that with reality. Hence things like "proof denies faith", and "project fear".

            2. BigSLitleP

              Re: About Time

              "Economists for Free Trade (EFT), formerly known as Economists for Brexit, is a coalition of economists with strong ties to Brexiteer Conservative MPs, right-leaning mainstream media and some well-known climate science deniers."

              Now give us a reputable source......

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: About Time

                You clearly didn't read my upthread comment :-)

                Would you like to discuss the veracity of this report, by the Treasury, no less?

                https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/hm-treasury-analysis-the-immediate-economic-impact-of-leaving-the-eu

                It proved almost comically inacccurate. So, we should ignore the Treasury from here on, right?

                1. BigSLitleP

                  Re: About Time

                  I'm sorry, you are obviously not an academic or qualified on this subject. If you read a paper written by someone who is openly biased for or against something, all you will find out is that they are openly biased for or against something. The particular study you listed has been pulled apart by everyone, and i do mean everyone. It's a literal joke in the economic world.

                  I've read it. It is embarrassing. You made the mistake of thinking no one would read it. You were wrong. You may as well have put up a study showing the earth is flat.

                  1. Cederic Silver badge

                    Re: About Time

                    Comically I can't tell if you're talking about the report in favour of leaving the EU or the Treasury one against it.

              2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

                Re: About Time

                >Economists for Free Trade (EFT), formerly known as Economists for Brexit, is a coalition of economists with strong ties to Brexiteer Conservative MPs

                But surely that doesn't matter, economics is a science. Both the Nazis and the Soviet Academy are going to come up with the same answer to the same physics question.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: About Time

                  "economics is a Science"

                  Citation welcome.

                2. Schultz
                  Joke

                  "economics is a science"

                  Hahaha, good one.

                  1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                    Re: "economics is a science"

                    Economics is known as "the dismal science" exactly because it's not science.

                    A more reliable citation than yours, even though it's wikipedia

            3. BigSLitleP

              Re: About Time

              Also.....

              That study has already be debunked. It's as if people do read them!

              https://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexiteers-economists-for-brexit-patrick-minford-study-doubly-misleading-eu-uk-trade-deal-tariff-a7691271.html

            4. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: About Time

              Line one by Jacob Rees-Mogg: "It unquestionably would be better to leave the European Union with a deal. This is partly because it would smooth the path and lessen the worry for those who do any form of business with the EU or are simply holidaymakers."

              Yes, even that cretin is saying leaving with a deal would be better.

              1. Cederic Silver badge

                Re: About Time

                You are welcome to disagree with Rees-Mogg. Indeed there are many matters on which I disagree with him myself.

                Calling him a cretin, though, is ludicrous. That you can't operate at his intellectual level doesn't make HIM a cretin.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: About Time

                  Reese-Mog is a cretin.

                  Being rich, and well connected doesn't make one clever.

                  Speaking with condescension dripping from every syllable while being excessively loquacious doesn't make one clever.

                  The man is posh and that accent clearly accords with some people perception of clever people.

                  A non-cretin wouldn't need to beggar the entire country to make a few million quid more.

            5. disco_stu

              Re: About Time

              Say goodbye to car manufacturing in the UK then

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbHH-FsVEa4

            6. Philip Storry

              Re: About Time

              So, I gave it a chance. I opened it up, and oh look! The economic section is written by Patrick Minford.

              The Patrick Minford who said that leaving the EU with a deal would mean we'd have to wind up our manufacturing sector? Shurely shome mishtake?

              So I figured I'd jump right ahead to that, and see if he's willing to admit this again. It's a good test of how honest this document is.

              Nope. No mention of it.

              Lot of breathless words about how everyone else trades just fine - although a failure to admit that they trade WITH DEALS. Lots of talk about getting rid of undemocratic EU regulations, no talk about how democratic WTO regulations are(n't).

              Some brief talk of "short term economic disruption", which is a nice way of glossing over his previous more academic efforts in which he admits the real harm Brexit would do. Definitely nothing about winding down entire sectors of our economy. Minimal use of actual figures, preferring to use rhetoric.

              Lots of talk about growth, because growth sounds good and confuses those not familiar with economics. If you sold Senegal three toilet roll holders versus last year's one, that's triple digit growth! So you're perfectly justified in saying we should leave the EU, where we sell hundreds of thousands but have minimal growth - just a solid, reliable and profitable market. Let's rush to trade with Senegal on WTO terms!

              We've occasionally seen better misuse of "growth" in the plethora of storage technology press releases that El Reg routinely eviscerates, but only very occasionally. This is masterful misdirection.

              Frankly, that document is not a good place to start.

              It's in no way a serious study.

              It's fan fiction.

              Nothing more, nothing less. Just fan fiction for the Brexit My Little Unicorn contingent.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: About Time

                The EU trades with the worlds biggest economy on WTO terms. Unicorn enough for you?

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: About Time

                  What relevance has that got to do with anything at all?

                2. Philip Storry

                  Re: About Time

                  I never said trade without deals was a unicorn. You're putting words into my mouth. What I said was that countries still do deals. I was implying that deals are preferable.

                  The Leave campaigners made that same point - deals are preferable to not having deals. They said as much in 2016, when they said we'd get great deals.

                  Now they're saying that no deal is what they promised.

                  These two are mutually exclusive. They were either lying in 2016, or are lying now.

                  (With the exception of those like David Davis, who have the unenviable but believable excuse of ignorance.)

                  That's the unicorn. The whole project is one single unicorn. Not individual trade patterns - the whole of Brexit.

                  So no, not unicorn enough for me.

                  Here's a suggestion for what you can say in a few years' time though: "I thought I was being a patriot. It turns out they were lying to me about that too."

                3. Sulky

                  Re: About Time

                  No they don't Dominic Cummings, they have at least 100 sector specific agreements in place. I don't blame you for making things up, because there are plenty of people around who believe you and repeat them on forums.

                4. CliveS
                  FAIL

                  Re: About Time

                  Only if you ignore the 20+ agreements between the EU and the US that regulate specific areas of trade between them.

                  http://ec.europa.eu/world/agreements/searchByCountryAndContinent.do?countryId=6063&countryName=United%20States%20of%20America&countryFlag=treaties

              2. BigSLitleP

                Re: About Time

                Did you read the part that states that their economic model assumes that the EU will drop trade tariffs by 20%? That is complete Unicorn territory. Why on earth would they do that?

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: About Time

                  Because they run a very large trade surplus with the UK, large parts of which would be threatened if they insisted on keeping those tariffs? Facing a recession while your central bank is already running -0.4% interest rates has a way of concentrating the mind :-)

                  1. BigSLitleP

                    Re: About Time

                    "Because they run a very large trade surplus with the UK, large parts of which would be threatened if they insisted on keeping those tariffs?"

                    On what planet? You do realise we get most of our electricity and gas from Europe? Quite a lot of our food too, because we are not self-sufficient. We sell them crap but we buy actually needed goods. If we leave without a deal, the price of those will go up and people will suffer. If we go elsewhere for them, the price will be even higher and people will suffer more. The only advantage we have is the financial services in London. Other than that, we have no leverage.

                    Brexiteers need to look at quality, rather than quantity, of arguments for and against. There is no good outcome from Brexit for the majority of people in the UK.

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: About Time

                      Umm, you might want to check your "facts". Gridwatch shows us pulling a maximum of 2GW from various interconnectors, and sometimes sending the same amount back. EU members don't produce much gas (except ourselves or NL), and I think you'll find Qatar isn't a member of the EU either. Neither is Norway, although a member of the EEA, a member of the Customs Union.

                      BTW, since apparently the EU are so keen on cutting off all our electricity and gas, perhaps we should leave? They don't sound like a nice bunch of people to me, even if are kind enough to buy nearly 300 billion of crap off us a year ;-)

                      1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

                        Re: About Time

                        Don't like power? How about food. 30% of food consumed in the UK is imported from Europe. Food imported from outside Europe makes up 19%.

                        99% of spinach is imported from the EU

                        93% of aubergines are imported from the EU

                        92% of peaches, nectarines and apricots

                        70% of tomatoes from the EU (9% from outside the EU, the rest UK grown)

                        and of course, 98% of lamb is exported to the EU. Byebye, welsh hillfarming! You have been deemed an obstruction of the one true ideology, and are therefore to be obliterated.

                        https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/food-statistics-pocketbook-2017/food-statistics-in-your-pocket-2017-global-and-uk-supply

                        https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2019/aug/13/how-a-no-deal-brexit-threatens-your-weekly-food-shop

                        1. Justthefacts Silver badge

                          Re: About Time

                          So, your argument is:

                          1) We import lots of stuff from the EU. They might threaten not to sell us stuff. Therefore, they have us over a barrel.

                          2) We export lots of stuff to the EU. They might threaten not to buy stuff from us. Therefore, they have us over a barrel.

                          Can you see the flaw in your reasoning? If not, let me clarify. Every trade is done at a price where the price reflects how much the goods being bought are worth to the buyer. Often there is a power imbalance, but *this is reflected in the price*. If “the EU” have a monosoponistic claim on our export lamb, they would already be paying us sweet FA for it.

                          In fact, “the EU” doesn’t buy lamb, individual supermarkets do. And they are competing against each other. It wouldn’t make any sense for Carrefour to buy US or NZ lamb rather than UK just to poke us in the eye, when those countries aren’t in the EU either. The willingness of Carrefour to pay won’t change, so if the EU imposes 10% tariff, our price in euro would have to decrease by 10% to compensate. Except, the exchange rate already dropped by 15%, so actually we are ahead on that deal and currently our exports are booming.

                          You seem to think it’s bad news when effective exchange rate drops, and also when it goes up. You want to “not have your cake and also not eat it”

                          The reality is, it’s mostly swings and roundabouts.

                          1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                            Re: About Time

                            1) We import lots of stuff from the EU. They might threaten not to sell us stuff. Therefore, they have us over a barrel.

                            2) We export lots of stuff to the EU. They might threaten not to buy stuff from us. Therefore, they have us over a barrel.

                            Okay, lets dissect this one shall we?

                            We currently have zero tarrifs on trade with the EU. If we leave with no deal, and rely on WTO tariffs, we haev to treat the EU the same as everyone else, or be in breach of WTO regulations. If we breach WTO regulations, we face trade sanctions.

                            There are two ways we can go - drop tariffs for everyone or raise tariffs for the EU to the same level as everyone else.

                            The former will mean a lot of low quality, low priced food flooding the market, destroying all farming in this coutry overnight. The latter means tariffs with the EU. We'll be pretty much forced to go with the latter if we want to avoid rioting, although Trump would love to force low US food safety standard on us for fun and profit. His, not ours.

                            So, that means:

                            1) We import lots of food from the EU, this will get more expensive, due to the tariffs we will have to pay (EU countries won't unilaterally drop tariffs, because it means dropping them for every country that currently has them). People's weekly shop will become much more expensive, because importing it from teh EU will include tariffs, and importing it fmor elsewhere will include the same tariffs and higher transport costs.

                            2) We export lots of things to the EU, which will become more expensive for them. Some things will become cheaper for them to import from elsewhere, without tariffs (e.g. from within the EU) and they will stop buying from us.

                            Both are bad, and obvious consequences, no cognitive dissonance or doublethink required.

                            1. Justthefacts Silver badge

                              Re: About Time

                              No, thank you for actually providing a logical argument, but you didn’t fully read what I wrote.

                              Our exports will *not* become more expensive in France due to tariffs. The 10% tariff will be offset by the 10% currency devaluation that we have already had. Good old Adam Smith and his invisible hand. This is exactly why floating currencies are good, and the Euro currency fix is crucifying half the eurozone.

                              Imports won’t become *any more expensive than they are now*. In equilibrium, anything we import from EU is just *marginally* cheaper than from elsewhere, with all considerations of transport, quality etc already taken into account. Increasing EU costs just shifts our purchases but makes them only fractionally dearer. What does make our imports more expensive is our drop in exchange rate. Which has already happened by greater than or equal to the WTO tariff. So, all the price rise pain is already in, and there is no cataclysm.

                              Not *no cataclysm yet*, just *cataclysm already priced in, and tolerable*

                      2. BigSLitleP

                        Re: About Time

                        https://www.ons.gov.uk/economy/environmentalaccounts/articles/ukenergyhowmuchwhattypeandwherefrom/2016-08-15

                        Sorry, but your figures are grossly misleading. We are a net importer of electricity and we get 47% of our gas from pipelines in the EU. If you are going to try to bluff your way through something, make sure you are not talking to someone who:

                        A) Is capable of using Google

                        B) Has worked for many utility companies in the UK

                        I never said they would cut us off, i said prices would go up. That's not because they are blackmailing us, it's because of trade tariffs. It's not difficult maths or over complicated economic theory we are talking here.

                        You constantly obfuscate and pull up very dubious sources to act as a smoke screen for your anti-EU stance. You are Jacob Rees-Mogg and i claim my £5

                        1. Anonymous Coward
                          Anonymous Coward

                          Re: About Time

                          Norway (from whom we get 85% of our non LNG imports) *is not a member of the EU or it's Customs Union*. It is therefore not going to apply EU export tariffs.

                          https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/820685/Chapter_4.pdf

                          Use Google more carefully :-)

                          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

                            Re: About Time

                            >It is therefore not going to apply EU export tariffs.

                            No it is going to apply whatever tariffs it wants.

                          2. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                            Re: About Time

                            Norway is a member of EFTA, which we are not, and which we are unlikely to be admitted to (and have made no overtures to re-joining)

                        2. Justthefacts Silver badge

                          Re: About Time

                          We are a net importer of electricity.

                          So, when our exchange rate goes down (or effective rate, which is all tariffs are) then yes electricity price will go up.

                          This is hardly news.

                          But guess what, we aren’t a net importer of all commodities. We do export some things. Whether you value them or not, someone else does and is prepared to pay for them. And exporters benefit when exchange rates fall.

                          Netted out, Efficient Market Hypothesis says that in “zero sum” terms we neither gain nor lose overall. The important effect of tariffs is second order, as both sides lose a good that they would trade if the tariff wasn’t there. And both sides lose the same.

                          1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                            Re: About Time

                            Netted out, Efficient Market Hypothesis says that in “zero sum” terms we neither gain nor lose overall.

                            It's not a zero-sum game, so your assumptions are false. The UK is generally running at a net trade deficit of around £3-4Bn overall, and around £60Bn with the EU, so increased tariffs hurt us more than they benefit us. Tariffs would only benefit us if we ran a consistent trade surplus. Given that the EU would likely be able to get some goods and services elsewhere cheaper if we added WTO tariffs, that deficit would grow, not shrink, under no deal, and that which we have no choice but to import (food) would be more expensive.

                            You have fallen prey to thinking that the UK is somehow important and indispensible to the rest of the world. This hasn't been the case for a good part of a century, not least due to our appalling history of how we have treated people from other parts of the world in the past. (There's little that is glorious about the history of the British Empire).

                            1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

                              Re: About Time

                              >You have fallen prey to thinking that the UK is somehow important and indispensible to the rest of the world

                              And where is Europe going to get its Haggis, Scotch Eggs, Marmite and pork pies from if Britain leaves?

                            2. Justthefacts Silver badge

                              Re: About Time

                              I am well aware that it isn’t a zero sum game, but you have failed to understand what that means.

                              It can be split into a zero-sum and non-zero-sum part.

                              The zero-sum part causes a zero net consequence to the UK economy. You missed the lesson of the eighties and nineties, that a trade deficit does *not* actually mean that we are somehow living off the bank of mum and dad. Trump makes the same mistake. It simply means that businesses in other countries really want to own GBP in the long term. It’s not up to you to decide whether they are right or wrong.

                              You are correct that there is a non-zero-sum element: tariffs cause loss to both sides. However, standard economics arguments show that the loss is equal to both sides. Always. In this case, e.g. , the EU suffers less loss per citizen but has more citizens, same total loss. So, if you don’t like no-deal, you should be throwing rocks at the Commission too for not finding a proposal acceptable to UK parliament. It wasn’t BoJo who caused the rejection, it was over half the MPs.

                              And finally, no I don’t make the mistake that the UK is indispensable. But you make the mistake that the EU is indispensable to the UK. Someone above claimed that 99% spinach was EU.....well I like spinach, but then again I like tabbouleh, maize, stir fry’s, steak, NZ lamb, mangoes, tomatoes both EU and non-EU. To claim that foodstuffs are non-substitutable in an age when we have globalised cuisine, and lost all seasonality in the supermarkets is just silly.

            7. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: About Time

              Biased pressure group produces paper supporting its views? Amazing I tell you.

        2. BigSLitleP

          Re: About Time

          Show us these fabled, as yet uncovered reports. I haven't seen one.

          All we've had is Wetherspoons saying everything would be fine, followed by them putting their prices up because it will cost more to get stuff out of Europe! We've had Dyson say that everything would be fine, followed by them moving jobs abroad! We've had JCB saying everything would be fine, then laying off staff!

          If you think Brexit will help us "thrive", I've got a Cisco router to sell you. It doesn't have a backdoor, no sir!

        3. Charlie Clark Silver badge
          Stop

          Re: About Time

          To be fair, no one is really able to reliably quantify the effects. The reports rushed out in 2016 backfired but more recent ones from things like the Official of Fiscal Responsbility and the Bank of England are not impressed by leaving and definitely against doing it on no terms. The other side, however, is full of what-if scenarios heavily dependent upon yet-to-be started trade negotiations.

          To leave a trading bloc with which the country does most of its trade is going to be a huge hit, especially for industry with complex supply chains which see products repeatedly cross borders. Throw in the problems and costs are reintroducing customs controls and it's difficult to see an upside. The government is likely to be forced to spend and, hence, borrow more, increasing the debt and quite possibly driving up borrowing costs if there is a run on the currency.

          But, hey, I've got an idea. Let's just do it and if it all goes titsup then we've still got our trust funds and overseas accounts, haven't we?

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: About Time

            "yet-to-be started trade negotiations."

            Be fair. There was announcement just the other day about a completed agreement. And there was one some time ago as well so that's a couple of countries signed up, South Korea and the other one which was, let's see...oh, South Korea. They announced the same thing twice.

            1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

              Re: About Time

              Don't forget the deal with the Faeroe Islands!

            2. Cederic Silver badge

              Re: About Time

              On the plus side just 9 trade agreements would cover 73% of our exports.

              1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

                Re: About Time

                >On the plus side just 9 trade agreements would cover 73% of our exports.

                Just 2 would do

                One with the Irish and one with the other foreigners

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: About Time

        "I've seen so many people write comments exactly like this but not one of them, not one, ever has any facts or figures to back it up."

        But he's right. So many people who aren't economic, business, technology, industry or finance experts have said it so it must be true.

    2. Christopher Reeve's Horse

      Re: About Time

      Well, I guess everyone is entitled to their opnion...

      I've never heard a single sensible rational argument for any single instance of any example where the EU is in any way holding the UK back, or at the very least acting for the greater good, be it environment or people. So, you can have your opnion, and that is what it shall likely remain as.

      1. ArrZarr Silver badge
        Devil

        Re: About Time

        Managed well, having fewer restrictions means you have more opportunity, so as a basic premise I can understand where this is coming from.

        That being said, this is a very risky play and we've all seen just how well managed Brexit is being.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: About Time

        I'll give you one. Solvency II is the EU wide regulatory scheme for insurers. The UK had a perfectly good system previously, which was flexible enough to allow for huge businesses like Aviva, complex organisations like Lloyd's and straight-forward enough for small, simple insurers. Under the new regime, insurers have had to spend hundreds of millions to cope with the additional rules and reporting. This is not a one off cost, much of it is ongoing too. However, the overall capitalisation of individual insurers is pretty much what it was before. So net result is higher premiums for customers, but no greater protection. I was a witness to some of the regulatory capture that happened during the design of the new regime - not deliberate mind you, just as a result of the way it was organised. We now have a system that benefits the bigger insurers (who can soak up the additional cost) and penalises niche players, which the UK really specialises in.

        1. Christopher Reeve's Horse

          Re: About Time

          Ok, so that's literally the best (and TBH, the only) reason I've heard that some form of Brexit is a good idea. But is that it? Is that the best benefit? Is that worth all this mess?

        2. MrBanana

          Re: About Time

          I'd never call anything to do with the insurance business in the UK "a perfectly good system". It still thinks deals are done in Lloyds coffee houses, and does anything it can to refute a claim. It is crying out for modern regulation.

        3. Alan Johnson

          Re: About Time

          Hmm. I am not an expert on Insurance so I have no knowledge of thsi but in my industry EU regulation was a huge improevemnt leading to less beaurocracy than YK regulation and is massively superior to teh ridiculous bysantine and illogical US system. I therefore used google to look up acadmeic papers on Solvency II and although theer are critical papers the consensus to the extent it exists is that Solvency II is a huge improvement,

          As I said I don't know enough to judge but it does not seem like thsi is such a strong argument for leaving after all.

          In anycase I suspect will b ejust like my industry in which leaving the EU will not mean we are not subjct to EU rules. We like almost everyone in the world will need to comply with EU rules in order to trade with the EU an dthe many countries who use EU rules and suppliers will be unwilling to meet UK specific requirments. What it will mean is we will be subject to the same regulations but without any say in what those regulations are. A massive reduction in sovereignty.

      3. Justthefacts Silver badge

        Re: About Time

        Assay Offices for the certification of silver and gold. You may not be aware that they are privatised industries. They are the oldest standards bodies in the world, weirdly EU hasn’t tried to bring common standard across EU.

        But it *has* systematically discriminated in favour of Amsterdam against the UK causing UK Assay Offices to lose 75% of their business in the last 15 years.

        British Steel. Yes, it’s a very difficult industry, but what *actually caused it to finally bankrupt* was paying Carbon Credits to Brussels. Strangely, the German dirty brown coal electricity generators seem to be exempt from paying.

        There you are, I’ve given you two examples. Previously you hadnt heard of even one.

    3. theOtherJT Silver badge

      Re: About Time

      Even if I voted leave - which, full disclosure, I didn't - I would be just as horrified by this action as I currently am. This is a... I was going to say "Shocking"... abuse of power, but I am not shocked because I have come to expect this kind of thing from our current political class.

      The rule of law has to stand for the concept of democracy to mean anything, and what we have learned from this entire brexit debacle is that the people in our cabinet have ZERO respect for it. It's disgusting. I am ashamed to be British today.

    4. John 110

      Re: About Time

      You might believe it the will of YOUR people, but it's certainly not the will of mine...

      PS: Calling Mr Johnson "Boris" like he's a mate just shows how brainwashed you actually are. He doesn't care about you, all he cares about (like his mate, Jacob) is that he stands to make a personal profit out of whatever chaos the country drops into post-Brexit.

      1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        Re: About Time

        Calling Mr Johnson "Boris" like he's a mate just shows how brainwashed you actually are.

        Indeed, his name is Alexander.

        Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. A name that just cries out "man of the people".

      2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: About Time

        "PS: Calling Mr Johnson "Boris" like he's a mate just shows how brainwashed you actually are."

        But calling him Mr Johnson could be construed as a sign of respect. Can we all just agree on calling him BoJo, or Bozo and leave it at that?

    5. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge
      Pirate

      Re: About Time

      About time we had a politician who could stand up and deliver on what the (albeit slim) majority of people voted for.

      But what exactlty is the Will of the People? That's not at all clear cut -

      A majority are in favour of leaving.

      A majority are against leaving with no deal.

      A majority are against leaving with a deal.

      The option which has the smallest number of people against is remaining.

      In taking an advisory referendum as if a legally binding one we created the worst kind of clusterfuck omnishambles there could be and now Johnson is determined to force through what only a minority want and the largest majority is against.

      How the fuck anyone can call that "delivering what the people voted for" or even democracy is beyond me.

  9. theOtherJT Silver badge

    This is an attempted coup.

    If they can just close parliament to prevent it debating issues while the sitting government carries on doing whatever it wanted, we just lost any semblance of a representative republic.

    1. ArrZarr Silver badge
      Mushroom

      Re: This is an attempted coup.

      Technically, the ability to prorogue parliament is Royal Prerogative, and I'm kinda hoping that the queen tells the PM to "Do his fucking job" in exactly those words.

      1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        Re: This is an attempted coup.

        Sadly, according to reports, she has not.

        She is unfortunately obliged to acquiesce to Johnson's demands on this, if she wants to preserve her role as monarch.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: This is an attempted coup.

          Incorrect. She has complete freedom of action to agree or disagree. However, going by precedent, she grants such requests, so she did so.

          1. werdsmith Silver badge

            Re: This is an attempted coup.

            The Queen acts on the advice of her Prime Minister.

            In reality she could not have chosen to decline.

          2. Teiwaz

            Re: This is an attempted coup.

            Incorrect. She has complete freedom of action to agree or disagree. However, going by precedent, she grants such requests, so she did so.

            That's just the 'Gentlemens Agreement' propaganda that permitted that justified the restoration.

            A twist of the truth that allowed all involved to save face that also involved digging up the corpse of late Lord Protector so he could be executed.

            If the Queen refused, it would embarass the entire establishment and while under the conservatives it certainly wouldn't end the Monarchy, the Queen wouldn't be for long after.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: This is an attempted coup.

              "If the Queen refused, it would embarass the entire establishment"

              Shame, I thought Air Miles Andy was doing such a good job of embarrassing The Firm in front of the Daily Mail audience and many others in the last few days. Still I guess Randy Andy has been Saved By The (division) Bell, at least for now.

    2. Wellyboot Silver badge

      Re: This is an attempted coup.

      We're not a republic - We're a kingdom with a monarch.

      1. PerlyKing
        Happy

        Re: We're a kingdom with a monarch

        A monarchy, if you will.

      2. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: This is an attempted coup.

        But do they let people vote every once in a while. It headed off the revolutions spreading around Europe at the time but obviously its outstayed its welcome.

    3. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

      Re: This is an attempted coup.

      Whilst I totally agree, it's worth pointing out that our representative democracy is a parliamentary constitutional monarchy, not a republic.

      Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson has put the Queen in a difficult position between the PM and Parliament, and this, if anything, will lead to her position as head of state being less secure. Whilst I don't agree with the pomp and ceremony around the monarchy, the position of a hereditary head of state does mean that we don't suffer to quite the same extent from the problems of short-termism that having an elected president presents (looks over there...)

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: This is an attempted coup.

        Brenda said yes two hours before your post so it wasn't that much of a difficult position.

        So as the Queen (or King) is merely a figurehead, the UK does not have the protection that a country with a more interventionist monarchy or a president* has.

        * Can we ignore the US for now?

      2. Teiwaz

        Re: This is an attempted coup.

        Whilst I don't agree with the pomp and ceremony around the monarchy, the position of a hereditary head of state does mean that we don't suffer to quite the same extent from the problems of short-termism that having an elected president presents (looks over there...)

        What we'd end up with would probably end up being more like Ireland than the duress.

        God Save Mrs Ethel Shroake

        1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Re: This is an attempted coup.

          You know what, I picked that film up for a bargain on blu-ray five or six years ago and still haven't watched it. Must be time to fix that oversight.

    4. spacedive

      Re: This is an attempted coup.

      The MPs plotting to overthrow the government is the political coup in-waiting, not Johnson's intention to prorogue. Btw, according with Wikipedia, the UK is a "unitary parliamentary democracy and constitutional monarchy", not a republic.

  10. DrXym

    The optics don't look good

    A prime minister who has never faced a general election, or been chosen by the people is trying to shut down the mother of parliaments to force through a deeply unpopular, economically catastrophic exit from Europe.

    I don't see Johnson being looked on kindly by history. I would be amazed if he's even PM within a few months.

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      Re: The optics don't look good

      A prime minister who has never faced a general election, or been chosen by the people is trying to shut down the mother of parliaments to force through a deeply unpopular, economically catastrophic exit from Europe.

      He's also leading a minority party in government.

      I absolutely despair of the way things are going in much of the world and I am looking for a bolt hole so I can just turn my back on it all. I'm at the end of my tether with it all.

      I'm going to withdraw into science and academia and I'm just going to try to avoid the ignorance led world that I live in and my home nation has become a central part of.

      I'm certain that if we had a better education system in the second half of the 20th century and our people had learned about other nations and become multi-lingual instead of being fed jingoistic lies and borderline propaganda then we would not be in this mess.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The optics don't look good

      Well, yes he has: multiple general elections in fact. Parliamentary democracies don't elect governments, they elect MP's who form governments if they can maintain a majority. Someone who presumably just spent the last few hours ranting about how important Parliament is might be expected to know that?

      1. werdsmith Silver badge

        Re: The optics don't look good

        Well, yes he has: multiple general elections in fact.

        He didn't face a general election as leader of his party, therefore standing to be prime minister.

        And whilst it is correct to state that a voter elects their local MP, we all know that the candidate for PM is at least as important. That's why it's the PM candidates that go around the country visiting constituencies other than their own and why it is PM candidates that that do these nationwide TV debate things.

        Because it's the swing votes that gets the PM in number 10 under FPtP constituencies that are borderline, and it's the reason that Labour have been especially ineffective since Corbyn has been leader.

        Someone who is voting age might be expected to know that.

        1. Cederic Silver badge

          Re: The optics don't look good

          The thing is that although I would hate to have the sexist Lucas, the sexist Swinson or the hateful Corybn as Prime Minister, the reason I wouldn't vote for the Conservatives is that my current MP is conservative, corrrupt, anti-democratic and a cunt besides.

          Doesn't really matter who the PM is or isn't, I don't want that man representing me.

        2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: The optics don't look good

          "He didn't face a general election as leader of his party, therefore standing to be prime minister."

          The first part of that is true, the second, not so much. The party leader of a party which has a majority and can form of government usually becomes the PM, but that's not the law, or even a rule. It's another of those "gentleman's agreements".

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The optics don't look good

      "A prime minister who has never faced a general election"

      The desperate hope that the UK will move to presidential elections doesn't alter the fact we have never had them. It's a media/opposition taunt.

      "I don't see Johnson being looked on kindly by history. I would be amazed if he's even PM within a few months."

      The UK has spent ~1 year with a deal that UK politicians won't agree to. There is a simple fix - MP's pass a vote of no confidence, take control of the house (again - it's been done already this year), vote to delay leaving (again), ask the EU to delay for an election and go to the people.

      This move (an election) is fraught with danger because it will probably result in an outcome. I'm unclear of what that outcome maybe.

      As for how Johnson will be judged, that will depend on a lot of things, but action vs May's inaction may provide a way around the current impasse. Personally, I think Corbyn is the one who may come out looking worse - he has controlled the majority opposition party and sat on the fence hoping everyone else would make mistakes he could capitalize on. The mistakes have happened and yet here we are.

      1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        Re: The optics don't look good

        There is a simple fix - MP's pass a vote of no confidence, take control of the house (again - it's been done already this year), vote to delay leaving (again), ask the EU to delay for an election and go to the people.

        The fixed term parliament act states that there is a period after a vote of no confidence where an alternative governement must be formed before a general election is called. The timescales on this are now very tight before parliament is closed.

        Does anyone who is better informed than me (or has the time to check) confirm whether parliament now has time to call a vote of no confidence, hold it, form a unity government, and pass primary legislation, before parliament is due to end? Would sucha government have authority to extend parliament until the job is done?

        1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

          Re: The optics don't look good

          Loyal Commenter,

          In short, yes. If the government falls, it's no longer in charge of the Parliamentary timetable.

          So there's 14 days to form a new government, in which time Johnson remains caretake PM. The Queen will pick someone to be PM who has a chance of commanding a majority. So if say Corbyn could come up with agreement from the Lib Dems, SNP and a hanful of others (including about 5 Conservatives I think) - he could be PM. After passing a subsequent vote of confidence.

          That's not likely. So it would have to be a less partisan figure, I suspect. The problem being we don't have a tradition of caretaker governments in that way. But it could be done.

          Also Johnson would get a chance to win back his Tory waverers and have a new vote of confidence. Or the Tory party could sack him and appoint someone else as leader, who could win a vote of confidence.

          After 14 days of fun-and-games fails Johnson as caretaker PM advises the Queen on when to have an election. It's a minimum of about 4 weeks. The threat being to hold it after the 31st October. I really don't think that would wash, and I suspect the Queen would tell him to get stuffed. Given the subject of the election would be Brexit - that would be taking the piss too much. The Privy Council could be used as constitutional cover for this. I know there's been talk of it, but it's an obvious piss-take. It would probably lose him the election, and the EU could refuse to play ball by granting an extension until after the election date anyway.

          Getting a new government doesn't get us very far though. The EU are not offering much in the way of options but sign the withdrawal agreement. Johnson has the best chance of renegotiating the backstop (and my betting is there's no little chance of anything non-cosmetic) at this late stage. I think a new government would struggle to get agreement even for an extension of membership - unless for something very specific that suited the EU too.

          The one-sidedness of the backstop, and the EU negotiating teams own undermining of it by saying they could use it to force the UK to stay in the Customs Union indefinitely is the problem. There seems little compromise on offer on this so far. That makes the Withdrawal Agreement extremely unattractive - but it's the only game in town to avoid no deal. Maybe slightly modified? The alternative is to revoke Article 50 (there's unlikely to be time available for a referendum). I don't see Parliament daring to do that.

          1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

            Re: The optics don't look good

            The problem of the backstop is really just a cover for the real problem. This comes down to the GFA, which the government seems to have forgotten is an international treaty that binds all signatories (in this case, the then leaders of the UK, and Irish govt, the Irish Minister for Foreign Affairs and the secretary of state for NI).

            The GFA states that there will be no border between the Republic of Ireland, and NI. In order for this to happen, there has to be free movement of goods, services, and people between Ireland and NI.

            The backstop is in place to prevent this from being breached, by saying that, in the absence of any other arrangement* that preserves the GFA, NI remains in the EU customs union. This is required by the EU to protect the 4 freedoms (movement of people, capital, services, and goods), the foundation of cooperation between all EU member states.

            The EU is simply not going to sacrifice the four freedoms for the good of the British government, no matter how loudly we shout, as this would destroy the entire Union, so the possible outcomes I can see are:

            - No deal, the UK either accepts free movement from the EU via the NI border (and thus under WTO terms, must accept it globally), or puts up a border and breaches the GFA, whereupon we welcome back domestic terrorism in mainland Britain probably within days.

            - May's deal, with the backstop, NI remains in the CU until another solution is found*, with a border down the Irish sea.

            - May's deal, with the backstop, the whole UK remains in the CU until another solution is found*

            - Extend A50 while we try to come up with something better

            - Revoke A50 and concede that the whole idea of leaving the EU was ill thought-out in the first place.

            *Nobody has yet been able to come up with what another solution would look like, beyond obviously unworkable non-existent magical technology fixes, or a border-away-from-the-border type fudge.

            1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

              Re: The optics don't look good

              Loyal Commenter,

              You've got rather a lot of that wrong. The Good Friday Agreement is much less specific as to what it allows or doesn't on the border. It wasn't written with the case of us leaving the EU in mind. So in fact, a border away from the border type fudge is probably perfectly acceptable. Remember that the current border is already a tax border and already suffers from a certain amount of smuggling and tax dodging - that's accepted because it's too hard to stop - and it would be too politically damaging to try.

              Also, and this nails the bullshit that the EU care about the Good Friday Agreement, even if no Irish border were a part of the GFA - how the hell could having a border between NI and the rest of the UK be any less a breach of the treaty? Which was the EU demand until May decided that a temporary full customs union was the only way to make the backstop work?

              That myth is also nailed by the fact that if there's no deal, the EU are still pretty clear that they'll either force Ireland to put up a hard border, or they'll put a border in the sea between Ireland and the rest of the EU.

              There is a massive tendency from those who oppose Brexit to pretend that all EU red lines are good and reasonable, and all British ones are bad and should be abandoned. This is utter bollocks and people need to do more critical thinking.

              Also it's perfectly sensible to want a backstop to avoid a failure to agree a deal in future talks - but fucking stupid to continue to insist on one that's destroying the process of the pre-talks agreement - and guaranteeing a hard border. Not that it is of course, the EU could promise to not errect a hard border in case of no-deal. Which they haven't, because they might not. Although the logic of having spent 3 years preaching about how they care about the GFA and promisinig not to throw Ireland under the bus - would make them look pretty fucking awful if they did. But then does anyone remember the Greek bail-out process? Or in fact the Irish and Cypriot bail-out process. All of which were pretty fucking unattractive - and in case of the Greek one also disastrous. Causing the worst depression in modern economic history in a state not involved in a war.

              So yes, the Irish border is a big problem. But there are plenty of ways to solve it. The actual problem is that we haven't yet fucking discussed them. Because the EU and the Commission decided that it wouldn't be allowed to discuss details of the future trading arrangement until after we had left the EU! Which was either massive fucking incompetence, or rather more likely a stupid and arrogant attempt to try and control the negotiation process in order to gain a negotiating advantage that has poisoned the negotiations to such an extent that there's a greater than 50% chance of us leaving without a deal. So how do we know that May's ideas for trusted trader schemes and the like are unworkable? We know the EU negotiating team rejected them 2 years ago without even looking at them formally - we don't know they can't be made to work. The Swedish / Norwegian border is option, and Norway aren't in the Customs Union? They are in the Single Market though, so have the same product regulation - but the EU also rejected May's Chequer's agreement - which addressed the issue by having us follow Single Market product rules. She made the effort, her negotiating partners didn't. They undermined her premiership to such an extent that she was unable to pass the agreement they made - and perhaps it's time they considered doing their jobs properly? Just a suggestion...

              For all her many faults it was never May who negotiated in bad faith. She took the opinion that no-deal would be a disaster and was willing to destroy her own career and party in order to follow through on that logic and get whatever agreement she could. It is her negotating partners who created that situation, and they aren't being asked for much compromise in order to correct it - so it's down to them to sort their shit out - or admit they don't want a fair deal and accept the consequences. Then they'll have the choice of fucking over Ireland to maintain the perfect integrity of the Single Market - or agreeing those compromises that they should have started talking about 3 years ago. Rather than wasting 9 months fucking about with demands for €100bn - before they'd even move on to the technical aspects of leaving - let alone the most important bit (the future relationship). A negotiation that was only briefly begun in July last year - and resulted in a virtually meaningless 28 page declaration.

              1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                Re: The optics don't look good

                Remember that the current border is already a tax border and already suffers from a certain amount of smuggling and tax dodging

                This is true of the border between any two EU member states where taxation levels differ between states; hence "booze cruises" where people go to Calais to stock up on cheap plonk because it doesn't have the £4 of taxes per bottle in France that it does in the UK, and people in Dublin driving North do do their weekly shop cheaper in NI.

                This isn't really smuggling, because smuggling is normally considered to be the activity of crossig borders whilst avoiding customs, and there are no customs, because member states are in a customs union. There is smuggling into the EU (such as drugs being run into Eastern European countries from central Asia), and quite possibly smuggling out of the EU.

                There are probably tax regulations involving buying goods in bulk in one country at one tax rate for resale in another (such as that bloke in the pub who wants tos ell you some Spanish tobacco). I haven't read up on such things, but I'd encourage you to do so if that interests you.

                I can't see how a border-away-from-the-border could work. At some point, you need the infrastructure for checking. All this creates is a huge area between the actual border, and the infrastructure thet acts like one huge bonded warehouse. How would you manage this with the people who live and work at or near the border? What about those for whome the border runs through their house? Are they going to go through customs on the way to and from work in the morning? How far from the actual border are we talking? 100 yards? 1 mile? 20 miles? How many people will this affect? 100? 1,000? 100,000? What would the actual result be? We'd still have border infrastructure and even if somehow going by the letter of the GFA, it will be enough against the spirit to anger up the "new" IRA, UDF, et al who still exist, and I'm sure will be quite happy to switch back to terrorism alongisde their current occupation of organised crime.

            2. Justthefacts Silver badge

              Re: The optics don't look good

              You remember that Eire isn’t actually part of Schengen, right?

              Currently, there is already legally a perfectly standard *customs* border between Eire and the Schengen portion of the EU. Zero tariffs, but there’s still a border to be checked, and it is.

              When Brexit, Eire cannot be *required* by the EU to impose a customs border with NI, as the rest of the EU is already insulated. Eire wouldn’t *volunteer* to do so independently, given the GFA. The U.K. has stated it *won’t* impose a customs border.

              Nobody is going to build any Eire/NI customs posts to violate the GFA, nor pay the salaries of any Soft Border Patrol.

              Our real difference is that your world-view is very rules-based, whereas in practice reality can be much more flexible.

              “The UK must either accept free movement.....and under WTO rules accept it globally....”

              Not really. The U.K. can simply state that it recognises a customs border exists, satisfying the WTO, and just fail to build customs posts. How rigorously do you think the Sino-Soviet border is policed along its thousands kilometre length, and what action have the average *5 WTO employees per country* taken to address that very difficult problem?

              1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

                Re: The optics don't look good

                Justthefacts,

                Schengen is nothing to do with customs. Schengen is a passport free travel zone, and not related to customs or Freedom of Movement (which is actually freedom of residence / right to work).

                Ireland aren't in Schengen, but there is no customs border between them and Schengen, because they are in the EU Customs Union - as are all other countries in the EU.

                There is a tax border between Ireland and the UK, because petrol tax, alcohol tax and VAT are different.

                So when Brexit happens, Ireland can be required by the rest of the EU to enforce a customs border with Northern Ireland. That's the whole point. And the reason the Irish want the backstop.

                Current UK policy is not to impose a hard border, but the Irish can't/won't say what their current policy is because they don't control it. It's an EU competency.

                So the EU currently say that Ireland will have to impose a hard border. It is unknown if they'll actually enforce that in the event of a no deal Brexit, having preached for 3 years about their deep care for Ireland. But they probably will. The alternative that I've read about from a few EU news sources is a sea border between Ireland and the rest of the Single Market/Customs Union. But that may not be on offer, and Ireland could be forced by the Commission and ECJ to implement EU customs policies.

          2. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

            Re: The optics don't look good

            "It's a minimum of about 4 weeks": not certain on this one, but I think it's 5 weeks minimum (actually 25 working days). That would mean election called before 26 September, which would mean the no confidence vote no later than 12 September.

            So if the Opposition and the pro-remain MPs want to vote on No Confidence in the current PM and have time to get a General Election in before 31 October, the prorogation of parliament is all but irrelevant, it nibbles a few days of the latest date that they could do it

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The optics don't look good

        "There is a simple fix - MP's pass a vote of no confidence, take control of the house (again - it's been done already this year), vote to delay leaving (again), ask the EU to delay for an election and go to the people."

        This ignores the fact that the EU doesn't talk to legislatures, it talks to governments.

        That means the person who can ask for an extension is Boris, as head of the government.

        1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Re: The optics don't look good

          I think that "take control of the house" part involves forming a unity govt. with that express purpose. My money is currently on pro-remain parties settling on a oligarchy between the Father and Mother of the house (who conveniently work out as one form each of the main parties) as a strictly temporary non-partisan government. They would be limited in their purpose, as any deviation beyond the immediate matter in hand would lead to a further vote of no confidence and a GE (which is what should be called after their job is done, in any case)

  11. iron Silver badge

    It's about time the Queen stood up and used her constitutional powers to tell BoJo to feck off.

    Failing that, they should be open again on the 5th November so we could express our disgust with this dictatorship in the traditional manner.

    1. BebopWeBop

      You must be joking. The ‘Royal’ family just want free handouts, nothing else concerns them

      1. BigSLitleP

        The Royal family bring more money in to the UK than they take out, but I'm guessing that's too much truth for you.

      2. ArrZarr Silver badge

        The Royal family lease the land they own to parliament for their salary of £40M/year.

        This land makes parliament £160M/year. This is before tourism is considered.

        My numbers are probably a bit out of date, but I hope you get the point.

      3. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge

        I doubt the Queen is relishing proroguing parliament or rejecting that. She will be called a traitor and enemy of the people by brexit-loving zealots if she doesn't and won't be particularly popular with those against leaving with no deal if she does.

        Perhaps her only way out of the mess which BoJo has dropped her in is to agree to prorogation, but not until November.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          >Perhaps her only way out of the mess which BoJo has dropped her in is to agree

          She could knight him, rather clumsily

          1. Peter X
            Happy

            +1 Congratulations, you win the thread! I did lol at that!! :D

          2. Precordial thump Silver badge
            Windows

            You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

            1. BebopWeBop
              Devil

              As pointed out above, you will have no option of wielding anything if she does a proper job with the sword.

          3. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

            She could knight him, rather clumsily

            I suspect that she'd need to delegate that responsibility to a younger, fitter member of the Royal Family.

            It does take a fair bit of strength to swing a broadsword properly after all.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      It's about time the Queen stood up

      I reckon a polite "Perhaps you should think about this a little more carefully. Please come back next week with a more carefully thought through proposal" would get the message across quite well enough.

    3. TimR

      Hmmmm... careful, that could be taken as incitement to violence by some

      Personally, I interpret it as a humorous quip by some one who is fed up with this (all?) Government, but others have been castigated for similar remarks recently - something to do with MPs and acid

    4. Daniel 18

      As I understand it, he Queen is not allowed to withhold consent, barring something much more extreme.

      To intervene in that manner would cause an immediate constitutional crisis.

      If Boris were to order the military to nuke Europe, she could remove him from office, but that is the sort of thing that would be considered sufficient for breaking constitutional norms.

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
        Mushroom

        I think he should be forced to nuke Europe. If we're going to replace Trident - we shouldn't be allowed new missiles until we've used up the ones we've already got. Didn't you learn anything from your mother at the dinner table?

        "There's definetely no pudding until you've destroyed Belgium!" As Mum said to me every Sunday for 18 years...

  12. disgruntled yank

    A pro-rogue prorogation?

    Isn't a bit about a century since the royal powers were actually used, and then simply in terrorem on the Lords' veto? I don't see this ending well.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: A pro-rogue prorogation?

      <sigh>

      The Queen prorogues Parliament every time there is a new Parliamentary session, which can happen every year, not just before elections. Although rare, long prorogations have occurred before for political reasons: Attlee did so in 1948 to get NHS legislation through for example.

      1. ArrZarr Silver badge

        Re: A pro-rogue prorogation?

        I believe that the OP was discussing the monarch not using royal prerogative at the request/advice of their first minister rather than following the request/advice of their first minister.

      2. disgruntled yank

        Re: A pro-rogue prorogation?

        Thank you for clarification.

  13. NerryTutkins

    Relax

    Boris Johnson has made absolutely clear that the UK has done a lot of preparation for Brexit over the last month or so, and will be totally ready to leave with no deal. But he also made clear that if that happens, it will be entirely the fault of the EU for not giving the UK the deal he wants.

    Yes, indeed.

    The UK will be absolutely fine because the government have done all the necessary preparations for 'no deal' and can therefore confidently leave on 31st October with no deal. But if no deal happens it will be entirely the fault of the EU that the UK leaves and ... erm... everything is fine.

    It is the EU alone who will have blood on their hands for 'no deal' and the consequences of things being absolutely fine for the UK.

    1. BigSLitleP
      Mushroom

      Re: Relax

      You do realise that this is the internet? We need a sarcasm icon, stat!

      1. Semtex451

        Re: Relax

        /s ?

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Relax

        "We need a sarcasm icon"

        Not for that one, we don't.

        1. Dan 55 Silver badge

          Re: Relax

          I think we do, there are far too many people who can hold two mutually exclusive beliefs at the same time and only realise (or get upset) when you point it out to them.

        2. Cederic Silver badge

          Re: Relax

          Indeed. Not the finest test of Poe's Law.

    2. John 110
      Trollface

      Re: Relax

      Did you forget the "Joke" icon? Asking for a friend...

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Relax

        If we must leave on 31st October, surely an obvious solution is simply to change the number of days in october?

        Is Her Maj's Stationary Office in charge of calenders?

        1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Re: Relax

          Or renamed the months, June, July, August, September, Boristober, Boristember, Borisbruary...

  14. Daniel Hall
    IT Angle

    IT?

    IT?

    1. Ken 16 Silver badge

      Re: IT?

      I suppose you could question whether the EU will feel data protection is adequate in a country with no parliamentary oversight in place.

      1. Cederic Silver badge

        Re: IT?

        They appeared not to be terribly concerned when Belgium took 541 days to form a government.

  15. The Original Steve

    So the majority of MP's voted for the referendum, then when the majority of the electorate that voted opted to leave the EU, a majority of MP's then voted for the EU withdrawal act which sets the exit day (which was amended to 31st Oct). A majority voted against Mrs. May's Withdrawal "Deal" / Treaty three times and the speaker said it can't be voted on again without there being something different.

    Because the UK and the EU can't agree a deal, the only outcome is a no deal unless something gives, surely?

    Whilst I'm not in favor of no deal as a preferred outcome, leaving should be implemented (as the electorate was told in writing from HMG at the time that it would).

    The above seems very logical to me, even if not having a trade agreement in place is far from ideal, it appears to be where we are.

    So unless we get some wiggle-room from the EU on the backstop (although I'd love to see a hell of a lot more changed in the rejected withdrawal deal), I'm not entirely sure what else can be done other than to try to make the most of leaving without a deal. If we refuse to leave without a deal, then we can't leave if Parliament refuses to accept what the EU and the UK Government have negotiated.

    There's a lot of passion on both sides of the debate, but I'm most angry with the politicians. If you vote on legislation that sets an exit date and then reject the deal negotiated then no deal is the outcome. MP's outraged by no deal that voted against the deal and voted for the referendum and the EU Withdrawal Act have failed to do their jobs, as scrutiny of bills is literally a massive part of their job.

    What a fucking mess!

    1. Evil Harry
      Pint

      "What a fucking mess!"

      Upvoted for most accurate quote of the day.

    2. batfink

      Wrong. The UK is (or was until today) a Parliamentary Democracy. Therefore, Parliament should sit until the last moment in an attempt to find a way through.

      Preventing Parliament sitting is simply dictatorship, and should be opposed.

      1. Huw D

        Parliament has had 3 years to find a way through.

        They can all go to hell in a handcart.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          "Parliament has had 3 years to find a way through."

          What sort of way? All the rhetoric and all the votes don't change reality.

          One reality is that this country is one of the parties to an agreement about N Ireland that brought, as near as possible, an end to prolonged period of bloodshed. The agreement was reached in the circumstances of both the UK and the Irish Republic being members of the EU and although not explicitly stated the the soft border, part of that agreement depends on both countries being in the EU. Actually it could equally well work with both being out of the EU but that isn't an option. The only ways it could work with one being in and one being out are very few and those presented that don't rely on hand-waving are either a border in the Irish Sea - not going to happen as long as the govt. depends on DUP support - and the backstop which the Brexiteers themselves reject. The fact that Parliament hasn't found a way through that one might indicate idleness on their part. It might also indicate that there isn't a way through. It certainly indicates one thing: that Leave hadn't a solution when they asked for a referendum on the issue, otherwise it would have been there waiting for us the day the result was announced.

          We could, however, jut unilaterally break that international agreement and get on with making all the new international trade agreements we'll need to make whilst wondering why nobody else trusts us.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            "What sort of way? All the rhetoric and all the votes don't change reality."

            The nuclear option - if you can't pass legislation or revoke it, call an election and pick up the pieces afterwards.

            While the UK may leave the EU on the 31st of October under the Tories, an elected government that supports remain would very likely be allowed to remain in the EU (I have no legal basis for this opinion, but it will be the cheapest option for everybody involved so the political will to allow it to happen will exist).

            And while the prorogation may be undemocratic, at least it gives us another ~3 weeks of relative media silence on Brexit with MP's coming up with unworkable alternatives to leave/remain/an alternative EU deal or an election and then one of those three choices. We can't just keep delaying and hoping the electorate forget/regret the referendum result...

            1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

              Since the European Court (ECJ) ruling last year the UK Parliament can revoke Article 50 with a simple vote. The rest of the EU have no say, and we stay in.

              I don't think a PM could do it on their own, because we activated it with a Parliamentary vote after our courts said we had to. Even though one of the main justifications for that court decision was that A50 was irrevocable - which it turned out not to be... But as I understand it, that's now the legal position.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          or on a tumbril?

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Real nonsense

        Parliament cannot negotiate with the EU, who are the only other party with whom a deal can be done. It can only either accept or reject what the executive presents them with...which they have done already. What exactly is the point of them debating nothing in the meantime?

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Real nonsense

          From time to time we have to look at the basis of govt. in the UK. The govt. gets its authority by being able to get Parliament to vote for its Bills. Govts don't like this but it's the truth. A govt. that seeks to bypass Parliament like this no longer has a basis on which to exist. It's an ex-government.

    3. Julz

      I agree with your whole argument and especially your assertion that MPs have failed. I have thought this for a long time. The problem is how do you get a parliament that is competent and at least pretends to show lip service to the problems of the majority. I suspect we will get another opportunity to vote in the same failing mob in a few months time.

      In the mean time, the hard line wings of both side of the BREXIT dilemma are digging in. They seem to reflect the passion of their respective outspoken constituents although we could argue about the proportions of that representation. Both sides seem intent on using every parliamentary mechanism they can to further their agenda. Each use of those mechanisms is derided by the detractors and lauded by the supporters. Each side believes their are crusading the one true way. The only true and just outcome, is their outcome. If it where popular move, I'm sure they would each say that God was on their side.

      As you so eloquently put it, a fucking mess indeed.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        "I agree with your whole argument and especially your assertion that MPs have failed."

        Where is it that you think opportunities for success lie? AFAICS the whole idea of Brexit was a nonsense. Set aside the economic issues; the N Ireland border issue offers no solutions, only a choice of ways to fail. I can't see how MPs can have been accused of failing to solve it.

  16. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Alert

    "TheChosen One" on "The Great One"

    "Trump claims Corbyn unlikely to succeed in no-confidence vote against 'great one' Boris Johnson"

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/trump-twitter-jeremy-corbyn-boris-johnson-brexit-no-confidence-vote-suspend-parliament-a9082251.htm"

    1. Tom 38
      Alert

      Re: "TheChosen One" on "The Great One"

      Link is missing a final "l" (".html")

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "TheChosen One" on "The Great One"

      Trump is the one pulling Boris's strings.

      Beware Trump. He'll want a trade deal that is so biased towards the USA it will kill many industries (if we have any left). He won't open up the USA to our goods one little bit. That won't conform to MAGA.

      I will not buy his Chlorinated Chicken, hormone laden beef or any other US made food. It is so processed that it really bears little resemblance to the original thing. Their cheese is just yellow rubber.

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: "TheChosen One" on "The Great One"

        Puppet you say?

        Just saw your post right after I had posted this...(!)

        https://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/all/2019/08/28/pm_johnson_shuts_parliament/#c_3857916

  17. Blofeld's Cat
    Big Brother

    Hmm ...

    I was expecting a mysterious fire at the Palace of Westminster as a prelude.

    Perhaps I read too much history.

    1. Ken 16 Silver badge
      Flame

      Re: Hmm ...

      You mean when they burned the accounts in 1834?

      1. Jemma

        Re: Hmm ...

        Possibly trying to get the Houses of Parliament up to 88 miles an hour.

        Here, try some of my special wood..

      2. deadlockvictim

        I think that the majority of right-thinking people are wrong...

        I think that he's thinking of a dutchman back in 1933.

        The fire there helped an Austrian fellow who was having difficulties with troublesome politicians.

        He got the support of the nobility and he was able to defeat the lefties and other troublemakers.

        Personally, I would set fire to Lord Snowdon.

        1. Jemma

          Re: I think that the majority of right-thinking people are wrong...

          No, he's thinking of when the parliament building (the old Westminster Palace) burnt down in 1834 - after some proto-Boris decided that it'd be a great idea to save some money on coal by feeding old accounting tally sticks into the boilers of the new parliament heating system to save money. Old riddled with dry rot accounting sticks... Into a furnace with uptakes designed for coal? What could possibly go wrong?

          Ever seen what happens when you try to run a coal fired steam loco on wood shavings? It's roughly equivalent to strapping a 100hp nitrous kit to a 2CV6. It doesn't end well - sparks, hot metal flying around, screaming.

          The wood literally burned as if someone had bolted a forced draft fan on at one end and poured either nitrous or pure oxygen in at the other. The chimneys overheated which set the roof alight - think Notre Dame with less molten lead, and the rest is Pugin.

          1. deadlockvictim

            Re: I think that the majority of right-thinking people are wrong...

            Something learnt. Thanks for this.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hmm ...

      Incredible as it might seem, there is a Brexiter who posts on the Independent website as "CrushBercowsReichstag42".

      Actually a self-proclaimed Hitler supporter (Hitler removed the last of the Reichstag's powers in 1942.)

      These people just appal me.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Hmm ...

        Lets be fair when choosing our nutters - they exist on both sides:

        https://twitter.com/BestForBritain/status/1166631368140500992

      2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Hmm ...

        >Incredible as it might seem, there is a Brexiter who posts on the Independent website as "CrushBercowsReichstag42".

        Were the preceding 41 names already taken ?

        1. Cederic Silver badge

          Re: Hmm ...

          Douglas Adams fan.

          Most modern day Nazis are*.

          *entirely unsubstantiated assumption

    3. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Mushroom

      Re: Hmm ...

      In years to come,kids in the (former UK) will go around with an effigy collecting money...

      Penny for the GuyBoris please

  18. Fading
    Facepalm

    What would be the point...

    Of another 4 days of Paliamentary time (the amount of days lost to BJ's prorogation) when they haven't made good use of the last 3 years?

  19. Peter Christy

    Fire the lot of them!

    Personally, I'd like to see a General Election called, with every current Member of Parliament, along with anyone else who has held a seat in the last ten years, barred from standing.

    They've all proven to be totally incompetent, and only a clean sweep will sort things out!

    1. Jemma

      Re: clean sweep..

      I'm thinking a battery of PAK 88s firing shrapnel & white phosphorus* over iron sights at 350 yards...

      Your thoughts sir?

      *see "the Battle of Samar" on YouTube (Drachinifel) for the fun you can have with white phosphorus shells.. And the Russian 2nd Pacific Squadron one for afters - do not, I repeat do not, be drinking coffee. It's like the BOFH does naval warfare (with added sand going torpedo boat goodness).

      1. stiine Silver badge
        Thumb Up

        Re: clean sweep..

        Nice, thanks for that recommendation.

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Fire the lot of them!

      "They've all proven to be totally incompetent, and only a clean sweep will sort things out!"

      I can't see failure to implement the half-arsed idea they were lumbered with as incompetence. Or so you refer to their failure to have killed it off immediately?

    3. OssianScotland

      Re: Fire the lot of them!

      And lets add a mandatory "None of the Above" to all ballot papers, with the proviso that if said non-entity gets a majority, none of the other candidates are allowed to stand again, ever, anywhere.

    4. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

      Re: Fire the lot of them!

      Personally, I'd like to see a General Election called, with every current Member of Parliament, along with anyone else who has held a seat in the last ten years, barred from standing.

      I think restricting that limitation to those who have held a role in government (without resigning over the first dodgy thing they have been asked to do) would be a little fairer. Believe it or not, there are a number of good politicians in parliament, who have not had a role in government, so can't really be held to blame for this mess.

  20. Jemma

    You have tarried far too long...

    For any good that you have been doing, in the name of God go...

    And that goes for the lot of you. I mean Pope Rees-Mogg in the cabinet? - the guy is about as warm and human as a Nazi rally and makes Alexander VI look positively open minded.

    It's like a Two Ronnie's politics sketch. Almost exactly in fact, cos most of their stuff was deeply unfunny too.

    Where's a PTRD 41 converted for full auto when you need one?

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      Re: You have tarried far too long...

      It's like a Two Ronnie's politics sketch. Almost exactly in fact, cos most of their stuff was deeply unfunny too.

      They seemed to make a decent living at it. How's your stand up act going?

      Classic case of someone who believes their personal subjective tastes have to apply universally.

  21. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    So BoJo is making a serious bid on George Canning's record.

  22. devTrail

    backfiring

    Is he doing the wrong thing at the wrong moment in order to backfire? Only Farage until now has been able to do something so blatant and still let the people believe he supports Brexit.

  23. oiseau
    WTF?

    This will (?) end well

    HRM has just given her consent to suspension of UK parliament for five weeks.

    If I remember correctly, things did not go too well for the last monarch that went for a similar solution.

    1. Julz

      Re: This will (?) end well

      Elizabeth the second?

      John Major prorogued Parliament in 1997 to avoid a debate over the cash for questions scandal. That ended up in a general election and the election of Tony Blair. Indeed an outcome you might characterise as, not going so well...

      1. cadders

        Re: This will (?) end well

        Indeed, the Major governemnt had a bit of form for parliamentary shenanigans, or even referenda for that matter. It's how we ended up in the EU in the first place when after losing the vote in the house Major called a confidence vote to force eurosceptics in his own party to back the government

        https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/dec/28/john-major-cabinet-considered-eu-referendum-1994-national-archives

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_vote_of_confidence_in_the_Major_ministry

  24. codejunky Silver badge

    Hmm

    And so the squealing intensifies. Boris suspends the very people who have been playing games for the last 3 years and somehow now there is complaint because they might have done something (god knows what but something).

    Most of the games played being to try and get another referendum or to forget the last one ever happened resulting in a fairly good shooting match at their [remainers] own feet. And this massively undemocratic move to stop facists who want to ignore the result of a referendum, general election and MEP election is obviously a sign of a dictatorship *louder squealing*.

    And just for those wanting to cry about how undemocratic this is, we voted to be out after a 2 yr negotiation period which ended in March! Over all this time we have squealing marches and crying and stupidity to overthrow democracy and remain regardless of the voters, and now squealing and crying that ignoring some voters gets us brexit. Reminds me of a couple of years ago where remainers made arguments that turned back against the EU gave the reason to leave. It seems someone is listening to your demands of ignoring voters and just doing what they want, but its not what you want them to do.

    1. BigSLitleP

      Re: Hmm

      A referendum that has already been shown to based on lies?

      A general election that the Conservatives didn't win, they had to bung £10 Billion to the DUP?

      A European election where more Pro-EU candidates were voted for than Anti-EU candidates?

      Where recent polls show that even less than 50% of Brexiteers believe that proroguing is a good idea?

      Where recent polls show that if run again, the referendum would come out for Remaining?

      Boris Johnson is one of those that has been playing games, found to be a liar and a cheat. We'll have a general election before Brexit day, that'll be the end of it.

      1. werdsmith Silver badge

        Re: Hmm

        A general election that the Conservatives didn't win, they had to bung £10 Billion to the DUP?

        £1 billion not 10. Money that was going to be spent in NI anyway, DUP got more of a say in how it is used.

        But it is correct to say that Boris is only in number 10 because of DUP.

      2. codejunky Silver badge

        Re: Hmm

        @BigSLitleP

        "A referendum that has already been shown to based on lies?"

        Yes. Both sides lied their arses off. The remain lies being exposed quite heavily as their post apocalyptic wasteland has refused to materialise with all their effort. And of course the government directly threatening the population to vote remain was a much more serious overstep than just the lies!

        "A general election that the Conservatives didn't win, they had to bung £10 Billion to the DUP?"

        Which party is running the country? This is almost as funny as the US 'he is not my president'. Duh yeah.

        "A European election where more Pro-EU candidates were voted for than Anti-EU candidates?"

        Another math failure. The brexit party set up for literally voting leave- won. Change UK party set up for literally remain- not worth turning up. The lib dems being the long standing party but set themselves up as the remain party- did well but less than brexit.

        "Where recent polls show that even less than 50% of Brexiteers believe that proroguing is a good idea?"

        Probably because its not a good idea. But then the majority of voters for the last 3 victories have been for brexit and the deadline was back in march.

        "Where recent polls show that if run again, the referendum would come out for Remaining?"

        3-0 for leave. Not a poll but actual results! Polls claiming remain would win have been on and on for all this time. So why are your polls so very very very wrong when tested in the real world?

        "Boris Johnson is one of those that has been playing games, found to be a liar and a cheat."

        That I would absolutely agree with. I dont trust Boris and not a fan but right now it seems he is the nearest to delivering what people voted for. I can only hope he delivers.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: [Boris] is the nearest to delivering what people voted for

          I voted for an MP who would act on the behalf of his constituents in Parliament; just as /all/ voters did. Boris seems to be acting for only a small subset of these, namely those who insist on a hard Brexit.

          Can you clarify who these "people" you referring to are? It seems very much to be the smaller group.

          1. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: [Boris] is the nearest to delivering what people voted for

            @AC

            "Can you clarify who these "people" you referring to are? It seems very much to be the smaller group."

            3-0 to leave the EU. Referendum, General election and MEP election. Any one of those won by a remainer group would have been the end of it regardless of what the difference in votes would be or any disqualification for lying etc.

        2. Dr_N
          Go

          Re: Hmm

          ꓘodejunꓘy: "I dont trust Boris and not a fan but right now it seems he is the nearest to delivering what people voted for. I can only hope he delivers."

          The Brexit Messiah hits the nail on the head.

          Brexiters would support anything and anyone just so long as they get a full fat no deal brexit.

          Today's developments are hilarious.

          Nothing matters, absolutely nothing, apart from hard brexit.

          Brextremists cheering on as Johnson takes a massive brexshit on British democracy.

          Excellent stuff!

          This previous generation will go down as the reviled hypocrites who profited from everything after the war and then made sure to fuck it all up for their grand kids.

          Enjoy.

          Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.

          1. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: Hmm

            @Dr_N

            "Brexiters would support anything and anyone just so long as they get a full fat no deal brexit."

            As apparently remainers would support anyone just to remain. As I pointed out years ago this isnt XFactor. There are dislikeable characters on both sides and if you base your opinion of right and wrong on the supporting people instead of the actual subject then your opinion isnt worth much.

            "Brextremists cheering on as Johnson takes a massive brexshit on British democracy."

            3-0 for leave. The deadline to leave being last March. With remainers constantly calling to stop brexit against democratic results.

            "This previous generation will go down as the reviled hypocrites who profited from everything after the war and then made sure to fuck it all up for their grand kids."

            I am sure history will remember this in some way or other. So many glorious utopias being remembered as something else. Time will tell.

            1. Dr_N
              Mushroom

              Re: Hmm

              Tim'sLittleHelper> As apparently remainers would support anyone just to remain.

              Posting false stuff doesn't make it true.

              But you know that already given all the lies you've propogated on here over the years.

              But credit where it's due. You did your little bit to help.

              "Daddy, what did YOU do in the Brexit debate...?"

              1. codejunky Silver badge

                Re: Hmm

                @Dr_N

                "Posting false stuff doesn't make it true."

                Now you know this you can surely see the vacuum of your comments contributing nothing at all to anything. Does feel like I have a pet troll tho.

        3. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Re: Hmm

          Both sides lied their arses off.

          This has been shown to be a lie. But then, what else should we expect from the most zealous quitling around here?

          1. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: Hmm

            @Loyal Commenter

            "This has been shown to be a lie. But then, what else should we expect from the most zealous quitling around here?"

            Do I assume you have slipped in from an alternate dimension? Have amnesia? I actually hope your just being sarcastic and laughing as you write such a blazing lie. You could call it hoping for the best.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Hmm

        "Where recent polls show that if run again, the referendum would come out for Remaining?"

        Almost ALL polls since ~~ mid 2017

        https://whatukthinks.org/eu/questions/in-highsight-do-you-think-britain-was-right-or-wrong-to-vote-to-leave-the-eu/

        https://whatukthinks.org/eu/questions/should-the-united-kingdom-remain-a-member-of-the-european-union-or-leave-the-european-union-asked-after-the-referendum/

        That's about 180 polls

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Hmm

          Don't forget the polls before the referendum, they were showing Remain would win too.

          https://whatukthinks.org/eu/questions/if-there-was-a-referendum-on-britains-membership-of-the-eu-how-would-you-vote-2/?removed

          (I've removed don't knows to make the graph cleaner - the polls show we have been hovering around the margin of error since 2013 which is the real issue. On any given day, a referendum could swing either way given these results and are more likely to be swayed by an external event than genuine sentiment either way)

        2. Cederic Silver badge

          Re: Hmm

          What about the two that mattered?

          General Election: 80% of the votes went to parties promising to leave the EU.

          European Election: 60% of the votes went to parties promising to leave the EU.

          Seems the pollsters are asking the wrong questions.

    2. batfink

      Re: Hmm

      Don't be a clown. The UK is a Parliamentary democracy, and is not run on the basis of referenda - particularly explicitly advisory ones.

      So, as a Parliamentary democracy, we rely on the normal workings of our elected representatives in Parliament. Stopping this working is a deliberate attempt to prevent the normal operation of our democracy.

      If we saw this happening in another country - say in Africa - we would be the first to scream that it's anti-democratic.

      1. codejunky Silver badge

        Re: Hmm

        @batfink

        "Don't be a clown. The UK is a Parliamentary democracy, and is not run on the basis of referenda - particularly explicitly advisory ones."

        And so Parliament voted to make it binding. And such is the situation we are in. And in these years they have achieved??? No majority to do something other than hard brexit.

        1. werdsmith Silver badge

          Re: Hmm

          No majoirty for hard brexit either.

          And definitely no majority public support for it.

          1. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: Hmm

            @werdsmith

            "No majoirty for hard brexit either.

            And definitely no majority public support for it."

            3-0 to leave. Even after all the post vote propaganda 3-0 to leave. More support than a wonderbra while the other tits just hang out complaining

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Hmm

        "So, as a Parliamentary democracy, we rely on the normal workings of our elected representatives in Parliament. Stopping this working is a deliberate attempt to prevent the normal operation of our democracy."

        Ever since May brought back her deal 12 months ago (which was rejected by her cabinet, her party and parliament three times) there have been a number of indicative votes that basically resulted in either "Mays deal minus the NI backstop" or "anything except no deal" passing with the help of a convicted fraudster. In that time, parliament has been run multiple times via "rebels" that have been equally unsuccessful.

        While I won't try and say prorogation does anything for democracy, i'm not sure the alternative of frustrating democracy does anything either given the time frame involved (May's inaction over a dead duck deal followed by failed attempts to block no deal and the lack of cohesive opposition in-spite of having months to work out differences) - an election would act as a proxy referendum.

        While the outcome isn't clear (and hence all sides trying to force the other to force the point), prorogation potentially cuts ~2.5 years off the process (the remaining parliamentary term) of passing the can to someone else.

    3. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

      Re: Hmm

      Boris suspends the very people who have been playing games for the last 3 years

      The opposite in fact. Those who have been playing games have been the government. How quickly you seem to have forgotten May's attempt to bypass parliament before invoking A50, or the wasted months that David David spent achieving exactly nothing before they even started trying to negotiate anything with the EU, or the multiple attempts by May to force the same bill through parliament for a withdrawal agreement that nobody else in parliament had had any say in whatsoever.

      I think it's fair to say that the government has deliberately and wilfully crushed and prevented any debate or discussion on our approach to brexit, by parliament, whatsoever, for the last 3 years. Now, with a new leader, the government is attempting to stop parliament even sitting whilst it tries to get its way.

      Democratic it ain't.

      1. codejunky Silver badge

        Re: Hmm

        @Loyal Commenter

        "How quickly you seem to have forgotten"

        Nope. I remember. Still doesnt change the facts.

        1. Dr_N

          Re: Hmm

          ꓘodejunꓘy> Still doesnt change the facts.

          Only you can change the "facts". eh? ;-)

          Hordes of Turks, coming over here.

          3 years later and there seems to only be one Turk and he's now PM.

          That, amongst other corkers, makes you a liar then. And a bare-faced one at that.

  25. Semtex451

    Relax. If it all goes pear shaped you’ll eventually get your membership of the United Socialist States of Europe under the Germans that the majority of you crave. You’ll get the added benefit of pouring years of scorn on all the Brexiteers you despise for setting old England back to the dark ages. In between you can wail and knash your teeth to your hearts content.

    Or you could shut up and do something positive productive with your lives.

    1. BigSLitleP

      I am. I'm stopping idiots like you from sending the UK in to the shitter. I'd call that positive and productive. Giving up isn't very British......

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      "If it all goes pear shaped..."

      If by that you mean that when it all goes pear-shaped we'll end up applying, from a diminished economic status, to rejoin an EU that has evolved without our having had a say in its evolution and on terms such as adopting the Euro then I'm afraid you're correct. If you mean that that's what we want then you are seriously incorrect; that's what we want to avoid.

      1. codejunky Silver badge

        @Doctor Syntax

        "If by that you mean that when it all goes pear-shaped we'll end up applying, from a diminished economic status, to rejoin an EU that has evolved without our having had a say in its evolution and on terms such as adopting the Euro then I'm afraid you're correct."

        The negative you point to being the EU's currency and an amazing gift of mismanagement. The second negative there being that evolution is a messy process which a lot of mutations die and fail while few succeed.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Nope

        The reason why the screams of "we're doomed!" have been so very loud is that everyone concerned knows perfectly well we are never rejoining the EU once we leave. The EU have seen us as a brake on their ambitions for decades, and would merely mutter that De Gaulle was right the first time.

        From our point of view, joining the Euro is never going to happen. Assuming it doesn't collapse first!

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        > If by that you mean that when it all goes pear-shaped we'll end up applying [...] to rejoin an EU

        There's no way in hell they'll take us back once we've left. Macron said the UK needed to be punished for leaving and he'll certainly make sure we'll be punished before being allowed to rejoin. True colours and all that.

        1. Cederic Silver badge

          Given the ongoing weekly riots in his own country I'm not terribly concerned by his views on us.

          I'm still bewildered by his focus on fires in Brazil instead of the ones in his own country.

  26. Speckled Jim

    Fucking hell.

    Now I know why they want 20k extra coppers.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Hiring 20,000 coppers in two months can't go wrong in any way at all.

      1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        I'm sure Boris has a nice bunch of people in mind, with their smart brown shirts no doubt.

  27. sawatts
    WTF?

    Roundhead or Cavalier?

    I'm confused. Which side should I be on in the Second English Civil War?

    1. Jemma

      Re: Roundhead or Cavalier?

      I'd go for a Lotus Carlton myself..

    2. Wellyboot Silver badge

      Re: Roundhead or Cavalier?

      Tough call.

      Is there a majority of leavers or remainers in the group that historically makes up the army & enjoy fighting foreigners?

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Roundhead or Cavalier?

      Well, I believe mine were on both!

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Megaphone

    This is what you get

    When you call for a non-binding vote and then decide to treat it as binding, and allow a simple majority rather than a supermajority to make such a major change.

    Had it really been the will of a clear majority of the people to leave the EU, it would be easy to pass a plan in Parliament. The fact you can't should give you pause about whether it is the correct course of action at all.

  29. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
    IT Angle

    I'm a leaver

    Stop throwing bricks at me

    Even I say that we should leave with a deal, but as a somewhat left of center on most things person who believes that the people ruling us should only do so with our consent, and us citizens should have the power to boot them out at anytime.

    Even I'm astounded by the crass incompetence of the tory party in the whole brexit thing.

    What was so wrong with finding out what labour would have voted for in the exit bill , incorperated that and then not had to rely on the frothing at the brain ERG tory types to get the bill through

    Instead we have a deal voted down 3 times and now a PM who shutting down parliment because they wont agree to his ideas. well if they dont agree, lets have an election and kick out the terminally useless tories and see if labour is upto the job.

    But strangely there was another guy 300 yr ago had this sort of idea, ruling without parliment because they would not support him, that ended badly for him outside the banqueting house in westminister....

    Boris(no relation)

    1. Daniel 18

      Re: I'm a leaver

      Labour was selling unicorns too, only they were pink unicorns, and therefore better.

      Also, Corbyn had no interest in stopping Brexit or having it go well. What he wanted was chaos he could blame on the Tories, and an election, hoping to become prime minister.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I'm a leaver

        Bollocks, Corbyn did a good job of making both sides hate him, which is the very essence of compromise. As is v obvious, reasoning with people is not working.

        As the only person trying to ride both horses, he stands the best chance of getting a very soft brexit, perhaps BRINO and offering that to the voters vs full fat remain.

        Personally, I think there does need to be [ (a) no-deal, (b) brino, (c) remain ] confirmatory ballot.

        The worrying thing is that the no-dealers might well swing it, sadly I do think we have to roll the dice as the price of stopping this foolishness.

    2. Claverhouse Silver badge

      Re: I'm a leaver

      Even I'm astounded by the crass incompetence of the tory party in the whole brexit thing.

      Really ? It, rather than loyalty, always been their secret weapon.

      [ And the elite scum who murdered Charles I also then found parliaments were unworkable shits. ]

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      You'll never get a deal

      Because even if a majority of the people truly want to leave, it is a very thin majority. You would face the same problem if you were out of the EU trying to join and only a thin majority supported that.

      Which is why a simple majority should never be allowed to make such a big decision. The US requires a 2/3 majority of the senate to remove a president from office, and 3/4 of the states have to agree to amend the constitution. Surely the UK has supermajorities required for similarly big decisions!

      Who the hell had the dumb idea that a 52/48 vote should cause you to "Brexit"? After the vote Cameron should have said "well it is only a thin majority so we're not going to do anything". If they call for his head, that's fine, but it would have set the tone for future discussions to "we need more support before we can consider such a major change in our economic alignment".

      1. Wandering Reader

        Re: You'll never get a deal

        "Who the hell had the dumb idea that a 52/48 vote should cause you to "Brexit"?"

        Well, the same sort of people who thought that 50%+1 would give the Scots the right to independence. Not your sort of people, evidently.

      2. Cederic Silver badge

        Re: You'll never get a deal

        Given nobody ever voted for political union demanding a massive supermajority to extricate ourselves is just historical revisionism.

  30. FunkyD

    Thank you Brits!

    Brilliant move from Boris and the queen. Smart to leave the sinking ship called EU. And no matter what, most countries in the EU have freedom thanks to the Brits. Thank you from the Netherlands and lead the way as always.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Thank you Brits!

      Actually it's very possibly Britain that has freedom thanks to the Russians.

      The Russian army inflicted 85% of the casualties suffered by the German army.

      Without that, the invasion of Normandy would have failed, giving Germany time to get useful numbers of things like the Me-262 into service. After that, who knows where things would have gone?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Thank you Brits!

        More like thanks to Hitler. He's the guy who had the dumb idea to open a second front with Russia which was happily sitting on the sidelines until then. His generals were all against it, because they understood history and supply line logistics.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Thank you Brits!

      FunkyD% Thank you from the Russian Federation and lead the way as always.

      FTFY.

    3. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: Thank you Brits!

      Nexit, Nationalist issues lose favorability in the Netherlands

      Just 15 percent of people agreed with a mandate saying the Netherlands should leave the EU. That is down from 24 percent of respondents five years ago.

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    No, no, nothing to do with Brexit...

    He has to announce a fancy new social program (police schools health) because elections, and therefore requires a Queen's Speech. Happens all the time in autumn.

    Blockade of Parliament for Brexit is unintended side effect. Even I (onContinent) understand that.

    Nota bene: "Taking back control" should always and automatically be followed by the question "From whom by whom to whom?"...

    1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

      Re: No, no, nothing to do with Brexit...

      From whom by whom to whom?

      You've hit the nail on the head there.

      Who has control? The EU have never had any real control over the running of this country. Parliament has remained sovereign as a representative democracy, so arguably, control lies in the hands of our elected representatives, and indirectly, in hands of the people who elect them.

      Who used to have control? Well, in recent history, control has been exercised by the rich (before being an MP paid a salary), and beofre that, under the feudal system, the landed gentry. Who are the modern equivalent? I'd say billionaire tax exiles, and their lackeys.

      So, "taking back control" really means seizing control of our democracy from the people for the benefit of the likes of Rupert Murdoch, Arron Banks, the Barclay Brothers, Lord Rothermere, Donald Trump, various Russian oligarchs, including Putin, etc.

  32. jake Silver badge

    What was that noise?

    Oh. Just the Brits doing their damnedest to re-take the "world's worst government" award from us Yanks.

    Out of curiosity, is it too late to teach people why bothering to understand what you are voting for actually makes a difference?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: What was that noise?

      People who correctly understood it was not a binding vote weren't the problem, it was the politicians who decided it to treat it as such after the fact.

      Though you're 100% correct, if BoJo the Clown manages to bypass parliament to force a no deal Brexit they definitely take the worst government crown from us left ponders. Though I'm worried such a thing will give Trump ideas and he'll try to find some archaic law he thinks allows him to dissolve congress and run the US as as a dictatorship. That's his fondest dream, as evidenced by his limitless man-love for all the strongmen dictators in the world. Trying to dissolve congress might be the only thing that could get republican congressmen to vote to impeach him.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: What was that noise?

      Out of curiosity, is it too late to teach people why bothering to understand what you are voting for actually makes a difference

      Yes, we are past saving now, we are actually going to crash out despite all the warning's because and I quote "Well a majority voted to leave and I suspect some of them have bigger fists than the minority who voted to remain."

      We've given up pretending to have a functional democratic system of checks and balances, and just gone full on parody government. We are refusing to settle our tab for a measly few billion. We've overnight been turned from a trusted colleague to a cautionary tale, and it's barely begun.

  33. Conundrum1885

    I have it on good authority

    That this will end badly.

    Disclaimer: the last time I tried to use experimental technology to predict things, it didn't end well.

    Incidentally I still don't know why it worked but the results were intriguing to say the least.

    Now rebuilding my force beam generator in case I can adapt it.

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    As I sit here reading this ...

    I have come to the earth shattering, mega-monumental and inescapable conclusion; I don't give a flying fu*k ... go cry over your keyboards or hang yourself with a handy USB cable for all I care.

    Brexit is going to happen one way or another no matter what, Boris has shut down Parliament with The Queen's permission and I'm fresh out of gum

    What'cha gonna do about it?

  35. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This whole thing may work out well in the long term:

    1. Britain leaves the EU.

    2. British economy withers. British influence dwindles. Britain becomes some kind of third tier mini-power. London ceases to be a first rank global financial center.

    3. The people dreaming of restoring imperial glory or still fighting WW2 die off.

    4. The government, elected by a majority who grew up with the advantages of being in the EU, reapplies for membership.

    5. After negotiations to satisfy the desires of every single national parliament in the EU, as well as a number of sub-national parliaments, Britain regains membership, giving up Gibraltar, the pound, and any special rebates, opt-outs, and extras.

    6. A newly co-operative Britain, no longer an obstacle to progress, becomes a reasonable and positive mid-level EU member.

    7. Everyone lives more or less happily from that point on.

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      3. The people dreaming of restoring imperial glory or still fighting WW2 die off.

      This. This is what we need. Deluded old farts who sucked in that BS they were fed in school and weren't bright enough to question it. It's too late to re-educate them, just got to wait for them to take their exit.

  36. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Panto Season

    Started early in Westminster

    Boris Johnson is Pinocchio ably supported by all your favourite panto heros, heroines and villains played by your elected representatives.

    Special Guest Star - Paris

  37. Rich 11

    Nominally neutral!?

    Speaker of the House John Bercow, forgetting his nominal neutral role

    The Speaker is only required to be neutral with regard to political partisanship. The Speaker is, however, absolutely required to uphold Parliament's role in our constitution, hence the archaic tradition which emulates a newly-elected Speaker being dragged from the party benches against their will to sit at the Speaker's bench. This display of unwillingness dates back to the English Civil War when Parliament stood against the King and MPs had good reason to be in fear for their lives.

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Cut out the politics and stick to IT please

    Come on Register - what the funk are you up to? Can we please stick to IT and not politics. Do you think you're working for Google or something?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Cut out the politics and stick to IT please

      I see a couple of people have downvoted me. That's fine - we all have different opinions- but if you just downvote and don't reply then we have no idea what exactly you don't agree with. Spoils the fun really.

      Do you disagree that this IT news site shouldn't discuss politics, or do you work for Google? If the latter - good for you - I'm sure it's lots of fun - but being on the autistic spectrum (a common trait for good developers) does not mean you have the answer to world peace, no matter how much you believe you do.

      1. DrBed
        Facepalm

        Re: Cut out the politics and stick to IT please

        1) wtf Google has with this?

        2) this is under Business/Policy section;

        2) You see, no supply chains - no IT. Now, connect the dots...

        hint: stagflation (by definition) can result when the economy faces a supply shock. (wiki) ... "The same applies to Brexit: leaving the European Union will saddle the United Kingdom with a permanent negative supply shock, and thus permanently lower potential growth." (c&p from N. Roubini: "The Anatomy of the Coming Recession"; google it urself)

        Now ask "what does shutting of Parliament has to do with Brexit" and you'll win another 20+ td.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Cut out the politics and stick to IT please

          "1) wtf Google has with this?" - Google is full of lefties and intent on imposing their political views on everyone else.

          "2) this is under Business/Policy section;" - yes but it's a biased article and reflects the authors unwanted opinions - it could have just been factual. But no the author thinks he's writing for the frigging Guardian.

          "2) You see, no supply chains - no IT. Now, connect the dots..." (I guess you can't count past 2) - well duh Einstein - Captain Obvious strikes again. I bet you're really not very popular at the pub.

    2. jake Silver badge

      Re: Cut out the politics and stick to IT please

      C'mon, AC - what the fuck are you up to? Can you please read the headlines and skip the obvious[0] political articles? And then don't bother reading the comments for same? And especially don't bother to actually contribute to said comments? Do you think you're working for Google or something?

      [0] What part of "British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament made you think it was an IT related article that you had to read, anyway? Serious question, inquiring minds and all that.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Cut out the politics and stick to IT please

        I'm just having some fun winding people like you up, that's what the fuck I'm up to. Surprised you couldn't work that out. Never mind, get mummy or daddy to explain it to you next time.

        However if the register is going to post business articles they should stick to 100% factual content without bullshit personal opinions.

        1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge
          Facepalm

          Re: Cut out the politics and stick to IT please

          You're being a keyboard warrior and just bashing out your ugly stream-of-consciousness boillocks without engaging your brain, that's what you're doing.

          If it's what you call fun, then fair enough, I suppose it could be in a running-through-the-street-naked-punching-everyone kind of way, but don't think for a moment that it's making you look clever.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Cut out the politics and stick to IT please

            No - you odious cretin - I want them to stop including their own personal opinions in the business articles. Do you understand now. Silly little snowflake.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Cut out the politics and stick to IT please

            So you don't agree that the Register should stop expressing their own political opinions in business articles then? Is that your issue?

  39. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Attempted coup????

    "The attempted coup will also likely face multiple legal challenges " - come on - Boris is the one trying to enforce democracy - the result of the vote was to leave after all. We need a strong hand to get a good deal - what don't people get? It's the remainers that have consistently tried to avert the democratic process - including twats like Tony Blair.

    Unfortunately it seems we need to play hard-ball with the EU to get a good deal. That's what Boris is doing.

    Let's face it no-one knows what the future holds - despite all the bullshit posturing. When we leave the EU, sure it will no doubt hurt for a while. Just some of us have bet that this hurt will be temporary and we will start to prosper a year or two later. However no one frigging knows - of course they don't. It's a gamble.

    1. Cynicalmark

      Re: Attempted coup????

      Unfortunately for any legal attempt they will have to ask the Queen now as she has publicly agreed.

      You see the Queen is technically the law - she can do what the fook she wants, but for our sake she doesn’t. Lucky us eh?

      The police are hers, as is the court. She is the only person in the world who doesn’t need a passport or driving license and cannot be sent to prison for any sort of crime by our current democracy. This is why Labour want a Republic.

      We have already seen an attempted coup by Corby and his mates trying to tout himself as interim dictator following a massive U turn to win votes.

      I don’t have sides - i just say it as I see it and yes I agree nobody knows what will happen post shit show.

      Chill everyone and just ride the wave. Peace out and love man.

    2. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

      Re: Attempted coup????

      Boris is the one trying to enforce democracy

      To quote Tacitus[1]: "They made a desert and called it peace"..

      [1] Doubtless BoJo would be able to quote it in Latin - sadly, he's a living proof that extensive education doesn't confer wisdom..

  40. EVP

    Bad, bad shit.

    Extended prorogue is some seriously bad shit for democracy. Not only in the UK, but it will set a dangerous precedent that will erode democracy in other countries too.

    Whatever happens with Brexit, I sincerely wish you all the good people in the UK good luck. Hopefully your relations with rest of the Europe will remain good.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Bad, bad shit.

      "Extended prorogue is some seriously bad shit for democracy. Not only in the UK, but it will set a dangerous precedent that will erode democracy in other countries too." - not really - it's just a necessity given the games the remoaners have been playing to try to avert democracy.

      1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        Re: Bad, bad shit.

        Another of the "it's only democracy if I agree with it" crowd I see. Engage your brain please.

  41. Cynicalmark

    Oh dear

    What a shit spackled shower of cretins - You have the privileged shareholders on the right, clueless in the centre and the marxists marching on lies and disinformation on the left. Add to this the house of ancient senility smelling of cabbage and mink and you have Westminster.

    Time for an overhaul of it all methinks.

    1. Intractable Potsherd

      Re: Oh dear

      "Time for an overhaul of it all methinks."

      ^^ This. We need a written constitution and a more rigorous method of recalling politicians. Getting rid of political parties would be great, too.

      1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        Re: Oh dear

        I'd add having a public confirmatory vote on the PM as well (not a presidential election), so parties can still appoint them, as long as the public approves. That would go a long way to neutralising partisanship.

  42. Reginald Onway

    POPCORN!

    Get it!

    And, stay close to the telly from now on...it's going to get better, I mean worse....well something is going to happen.

    1. DrBed
      Mushroom

      Re: POPCORN!

      I'll tell you what is going to happen (spoiler alert!):

      Boris Kemal de Pfeffel, Trump's puddle (which is in turn Putin's puddle), for some reason, decided to chlorinate :D ... well, ruin UK.

      He managed to force No Deal Brexit chaos, but he also obstructed ANY future trade deals (negotiations) with EU, because of refusing to pay the Brexit bill (UK debt), which in turn accelerated incoming stagflation (see below). It all brings common reasons for SNP, Northern Ireland... to leave UK (and join EU).

      Oh, he also achieved to tear apart his own party, disgrace Parliament and Queen as useless, and so on.

      Sith apprentice made excellent job. It is not just that he "deserves a special place in hell" (D. Tusk), he managed to make UK exclusive type of recession: Roubini brought a special accentuate of UK in his "The Anatomy of the Coming Recession" (Aug 22nd, 2019):

      "The same applies to Brexit: leaving the European Union will saddle the United Kingdom with a permanent negative supply shock, and thus permanently lower potential growth. ... Such shocks cannot be reversed through monetary or fiscal policymaking."

      Now, enjoy your popcorn.

  43. Bruce Ordway

    .it's going to get better, I mean worse....well something is going to happen.

    As a U.S. citizen I stopped watching our news, couldn't laugh at it anymore.

    Now I watch Dateline London instead... distant enough I can maintain perspective and smile again.

  44. Pangasinan Philippines

    3 years ago

    A Democratic vote was taken.

    During the last 3 years everyone with second homes in Spain France etc have been stirring up the shit to get the democratic vote overturned.

    I used to play conkers during my schooldays.

    "I meant best out of three!!!"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: 3 years ago

      Hi Vlad,

      How's the weather in St. Petersburg?

      1. Evil_Goblin

        Re: 3 years ago

        Florida or Russia?

      2. Augie

        Re: 3 years ago

        Oh dear... now we're going down the Russian angle are we?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: 3 years ago

          You're right, that was lazy and crass slur.

          I meant I really hope the OP is a professional charged with the spreading of disinformation for a hostile government, rather than the monumentally stupid fellow subject who wrote the OP.

          This allowed the slim hope that the OP might one day be fired by said hostile government, rather than being allowed to vote for parody Government.

          1. Cederic Silver badge

            Re: 3 years ago

            Oh please. It doesn't take a foreign agent to notice the continuous efforts of the establishment and media to derail the democratically chosen decision to leave the EU.

            It's pretty fucking obvious to anybody that isn't under the age of 30, or, as they're known, informed voters.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: 3 years ago

              Oh please. It doesn't take a foreign agent to notice the continuous efforts of the establishment and media to derail the democratically chosen decision to leave the EU.

              Bollocks, your rich cronies like Rees-Mogg, Farrage, Johnson, Redwood, Anne Widdecome.

              You must think we're all as thick as you.

              It's pretty fucking obvious to anybody that isn't under the age of 30, or, as they're known, informed voters.

              It's pretty fucking obvious, that Brexit is a shit idea, pushed by disaster capitalists, and enabled by the thick, the racist, and the disenfranchised.

              That last group of people, they were disenfranchised under our current system, they will be much worse off after Brexit, and they just wanted things to get better. Good luck when they catch on, and catch up with you and your ilk.

              Btw, I don't think you're a racist, you're clearly thick, but no worries, you are about to get what you voted for. Enjoy, you might as well, this is a good as it's going to get.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: 3 years ago

                "and enabled by the thick, the racist, and the disenfranchised." - oh here we go. For fucks sake - how childish - can we stop this bullshit of calling everyone who doesn't agree with your viewpoint "racist" etc. It's pathetic.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  The trouble with racists is they don't like to be described as such.

                  Now some people voted as they didn't like the colour of the people living in the U.K. and don't see these residents as belonging here.

                  John Cleese states it the most lucidly "that London was not really an English city any more. Since then, virtually all my friends from abroad have confirmed my observation. So there must be some truth in it… I note also that London was the UK city that voted most strongly to remain in the EU.”

                  Also I said it was the thick, and disenfranchised. But that didn't touch the nerve.

                  Try not engaging in blatantly racist behaviour if you are frequently described as racist.

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: The trouble with racists is they don't like to be described as such.

                    Oh you really are a pea-brained moron aren't you (dropping to your level).

                    Here is one that will confuse your little brain totally - I'm married to an immigrant. I voted out. ALL immigrants who have been in this country some time I've spoken to, are in favour of significantly reducing immigration - or introducing much tighter controls.

                    However for idiots like you, it's all about being racist / a bigot - and not just getting some decent controls in place. Get a grip.

                    1. Anonymous Coward
                      Anonymous Coward

                      Re: The trouble with racists is they don't like to be described as such.

                      [1] We are immigrants, even those of us born here.

                      [2] As immigrants are not a homogeneous group or a gestalt entity, so marriage, or friendship with one, doesn't speak to anything regarding another.

                      [3] I didn't say you were racist, I didn't say the OP was racist, but undoubtedly some people voted for racist motives.

                      [4] Reducing British peoples freedom to work outside the country, is helpful in reducing immigration how?

                      I personally think the disenfranchised and politically disconnected form the largest group, I wrote about this group having it rough on el-reg https://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/all/2014/12/14/inequality_poverty_living_standards_not_same_thing/#c_2388524

                      We have controls if we care to use them, and the problem is not immigration, its that the minimum wage is too low, it needs to be higher, and we've had tories in power for ten years.

                      Lets be honest, we're a bit racist in this country, not everyone, but enough that marrying into the royals isn't enough protection, being an MP isn't enough protection. After 7/7 attacks on Sikhs went up.

                      I suspect you might have some issues, just as this seems to have touched a rather personal nerve..

                      That doesn't change the fact, the undertones are deeply racist, the dehumanising way people are referred to, for simply having to spend less on sun-cream than you.

                      When I step in dogshit, do my trainers not stink as yours? What Cleese wrote is racist, it's not for you to approve or disapprove. It's an objective fact, which you can accept or not as you please.

                      When you unpack "London is not an English City anymore", how do you not see, "It's full of people, who are not white, ergo they are not English, ergo only people who are white can be English" That's clear old fashioned racism. As clearly English people are people from England, nothing more and nothing less.

                      1. Anonymous Coward
                        Anonymous Coward

                        Re: The trouble with racists is they don't like to be described as such.

                        Dude, go drink some Chamomile tea or something. I objected to your original comments which made blanket assumptions that the majority of people who voted leave were thick or racist. That's all - yes you touched a nerve, terms such as "racist" are thrown around far too easily nowadays - it dilutes the impact.

                        All this stuff you're now ranting on about was not part of the conversation in any way, unless I missed it. Where did the John Cleese stuff come from for example?

                        [1] - Yep agree.

                        [2] - Well I'm not allowed (and can't afford) multiple wives!

                        [3] - Yes "some" - agree with that.

                        [4] - Good point - although net immigration has been much higher than emigration.

                        "We have controls if we care to use them, and the problem is not immigration, its that the minimum wage is too low, it needs to be higher, and we've had tories in power for ten years."

                        I agree around lack of implementing controls. Not sure about minimum wage - but agree that everything is too expensive in this country. We've had weak Tories in power, acting more like Lib Dems - I just want strong government that isn't Corbyn (because he is a fossil who will bankrupt the country IMO).

                        To add - I hate bankers as much as the next person. Iceland had a much better approach than us. The global financial system is complete bullshit.

                        1. Anonymous Coward
                          Anonymous Coward

                          Re: The trouble with racists is they don't like to be described as such.

                          Dude, go drink some Chamomile tea or something. I objected to your original comments which made blanket assumptions that the majority of people who voted leave were thick or racist.

                          I didn't say majority, I said "thick, racist, disenfranchised voters" enabled disaster capitalists.

                          I've repeatedly said that I think the "disenfranchised" form the largest group, and being largely uninterested in politics, voted for change as life is shit for them. (Incidently this is why the "you stole my future thing is so offensive", it's literally saying, those people's lives are shit, I don't want to be like them, please let me go back to ignoring them, and their raw deal).

                          Some parts of the UK were deliberately neglected by Thatcher, the move to services away from industry and the failure to support retraining, left parts of the UK in generational unemployment.

                          Our EU membership was slowly starting to help with that, but now the Tories have been left a free hand to smash what little progress had been made in fixing the damage. It's really hard to not see voting for the pain to continue as being a bit thick, I accept it's insulting and emotive language, but, even small children know better than to trust the Tories.

                          That's all - yes you touched a nerve, terms such as "racist" are thrown around far too easily nowadays - it dilutes the impact. There is a massive upswing in racism at the moment, as too many people have confused the idea of tolerance to dissenting views, with the requirement to tolerate assaults on one's humanity.

                          All this stuff you're now ranting on about was not part of the conversation in any way, unless I missed it. Where did the John Cleese stuff come from for example?

                          The point was "some leavers voted to get rid of brown and black people, even the ones from here"

                          John Cleese is one, also a fairly well cited example of a motivation both racist and thick, given that immigration is going to massively rise from non-European countries, leading to an increase of brown and black faces as a result of leaving the EU. Go schadenfreude.

                          [2] - Well I'm not allowed (and can't afford) multiple wives! - Give it a try maximum penalty for bigamy under English and Welsh law is two mother's in law ;)

                          I agree around lack of implementing controls. Not sure about minimum wage - but agree that everything is too expensive in this country. We've had weak Tories in power, acting more like Lib Dems

                          The minimum wage needs to be about £15/hr according to the salary thresholds for immigration being discussed by the government. The issue is really basic, if you pay people well, each extra person spreads the costs, reducing the individual burden and increasing our collecting buying power.

                          As we largely have spiv management in the UK, the Tories fought tooth and nail to oppose the introduction of the minimum wage. Blair and Brown were too timid to make the case properly, so we fudge the difference with tax credits.

                          We should pay people properly, and then tax them appropriately, thus resolving the issues at a stroke.

                          Literally the only reasonable objection to immigration/FoM, is the argument about lowering wages, regardless of its veracity, and the root of it is our own government refusal to insist that the MW is set high enough to actually be a net tax contributor..

                          I just want strong government that isn't Corbyn (because he is a fossil who will bankrupt the country IMO). Corbyn is your best chance of the minimum wage increase that will help to fix the problems we have in society. Incidently it's the Tories that are currently bankrupting the country, massively reducing our currency's spending power, and making us pariahs internationally, but you think a social democrat is a problem. Dude seriously, wake up.

                          To add - I hate bankers as much as the next person. Iceland had a much better approach than us. The global financial system is complete bullshit.

                          Well yes, and no. It's complicated but we need something like it for all sorts of tedious reasons, I agree that it does seem to be overseen and staffed by some rather unscrupulous people, but it is required and reinvented over and over again. There are a number of studies about economy in closed environments where money is forbidden, e.g. Prisons, it's amazing how they end up reinventing basically the GFS in miniature.

  45. Henry Wertz 1 Gold badge

    Having some popcorn

    I'm here having some popcorn and watching this. I think the US's "2 party" system is thoroughly broken, with neither main party representing a large portion of the populace well at all, and too many people here pretending 3rd parties simply don't exist even when one would represent their views FAR better. But, it's interesting to see how a (normally) functional multi-party system can become thoroughly dysfunctional -- unable to reach 50% support for any brexit choice.

    This temporarily suspending parliament really is quite extraordinary.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Having some popcorn

      "This temporarily suspending parliament really is quite extraordinary." - actually no it's not - it's a perfectly normal thing to do each year. It's juts extraordinary to use it as a weapon like this.

  46. DuncanLarge Silver badge

    Finally

    Its about bloody time!

    1. oiseau
      Facepalm

      Re: Finally

      Its about bloody time!

      Indeed ...

      Then let the show begin!

      O.

  47. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Two-faced hypocritical sacks of human excrement

    "We will honour the result of the Referendum, whichever way it goes". Yeah, right.

    Before anyone starts to hold Corbyn, Swinson, Lucas or any other MP up as shining beacons for Democracy fighting to turn back the "anti-democratic" forces of Brexit, just remember this - we had a UK-wide Referendum in which there was on choice; Stay In or Leave the European Union.

    The Leave vote won. The DEMOCRATIC vote resulted in the decision to Leave the EU.

    So what the hell gives any politician the right to stand up and say "We don't want to do this"? It is NOT their choice - especially since they were the ones so sure they could not lose that they chose to make it a legally binding decision to prevent the losers - which they truly believed would HAVE to be the Leave voters because *they told us we should vote Remain* - from challenging the result.

    Funny how the Remain voters, the media and the politicians forget the EU propaganda booklets posted at government - sorry TAXPAYER - expense to every household in the UK before the Referendum when mentioning pre-Referendum spending, and conveniently forget to mention that the Leave campaign asked the Electoral Commission if they could spend money on certain things and were told yes, but then "someone" had a word with the Electoral Commission and Leave's funding suddenly became RETROSPECTIVELY illegal. Funny how anyone who dares to say "I voted Leave" gets told that whatever reasons they give for their vote is all lies and the only REAL reason we voted Leave is because we are a bunch of unwashed, illiterate scum who should listen to our betters who wanted us to remain. Funny how the losers in the referendum are still so sure they should have got their way that they are prepared to destroy any last pretence of this nation still being a Democracy.

    1. Eponymous Bastard

      Re: Two-faced hypocritical sacks of human excrement

      Well said. Will you marry me?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Two-faced hypocritical sacks of human excrement

      Yep - well said.

      I love Europe - I love visiting other countries in Europe - I love visiting those countries because they are unique - difficult cultures, different identities. The EU used to be a great little trading club. That's not the EU that I see anymore.

      The exit negotiations should have been treated as a business deal - dealt with professionally - go away / hold a bunch of closed meetings - come out with a mutually beneficial agreement for all. However it's been a frigging shit show / media circus. Pathetic.

      However both the EU and David Cameron both have a lot to answer for. If the EU hadn't been so stubborn and had conceded a few things when Dave did his EU tour, we wouldn't be in this mess. Maybe if David Cameron hadn't primed Obama with that "blatantly complete bullshit - back of the queue nonsense"......

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Two-faced hypocritical sacks of human excrement

        I meant "different cultures" obviously - apologies - it's late - should have proof-read. Actually on this topic - I'm astounded by the number of similar errors / lack of editorial oversight on many tabloid newspaper websites nowadays.

  48. Sleep deprived
    Megaphone

    Canadians learned the word "prorogue" under the Conservatives

    In 2008, Canadian PM Stephen Harper prorogued the parliament before his minority government was about to lose a confidence vote. He then maintained himself in power for 7 years, gaining a majority at the next federal election. Just sayin'

  49. Danny 2

    Sorry, hoor

    I voted Brexit partly because I thought the ensuing chaos would break up the UK. Apologies everyone, but this is going better/worse than I ever imagined.

    You ken, you could all just come up to Scotland and live here for two years and we'd count you as Scots. We have a very low bar of inclusivity today. Just don't mention cricket or support the English football team over the Scottish one, maybe try to learn a few local words and adapt to the accent.

    Ruth Davidson resigning has robbed the Tories of ten seats up here next election.

    1. Cederic Silver badge

      Re: Sorry, hoor

      I don't live in Scotland and I'm already Scots. Just as you're British. Deal with it.

  50. Cederic Silver badge

    Off topic - thank you

    This is a highly emotive subject, and there are many downvotes being shared.

    Nonetheless the tone of the conversation is, while impassioned, also respectful and polite towards other posters. While that is in small part due to El Reg moderators doing an excellent job, it also reflects the maturity and open mindedness of everybody else.

    I'm not sure there are any other sites online where 500 comments on this topic wouldn't result in personal attacks. Bravo all, even the ones that so foolishly disagree with me ;)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Off topic - thank you

      There's been a few.

      As a sterling example of our rich heritage - away t' fuck - ya wee radge and boil ya heid.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Off topic - thank you

        "ya wee radge" - you small what? Sorry can you translate please? My mum is from Aberdeen - but my genetics aren't helping in this instance!

        1. Cederic Silver badge

          Re: Off topic - thank you

          I'm only guessing, but 'radish' ? Maybe a reference to excess exposure to sunlight?

          The delightful thing is that because we can't understand it we can treat it as a compliment. How lovely.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Thank you for explaining Brexit.

            "The delightful thing is that because we can't understand it we can treat it as a compliment. How lovely."

            You don't understand it, so it must be good.

            Words fail me.

            1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
              Coat

              ""You don't understand it, so it must be good."

              Aye.

              A sort of "Radge against the machine" if you will.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Off topic - thank you

          'Radge'

          Definition: Suggestive of madness or insanity (cf. 'mental'). Can be used as noun or adjective.

          In a sentence: 'Here comes that radge fae Morningside.' / 'Ma mum went pure radge when I got home.'

          https://www.timeout.com/edinburgh/blog/11-essential-edinburgh-slang-terms

          https://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/sndns3031

          https://twitter.com/martin_compston/status/759494519020806144

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Off topic - thank you

      I tend to believe, perhaps misguidedly, that most people here are intelligent, reasonable people who can have a heated debate but then shake hands and walk away - even if they are cursing and calling each other all sorts of foul and ill-tempered names under their breath - or even out loud..

  51. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What we need

    Is a radical Borisectomy followed by a General Election.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: What we need

      Yeah but if Crusty Corbyn gets in - that's when you have to abandon all hope for this country really.

      I assume many of the young techies that frequent this site may still see Corbyn as the Messiah. However he's a throw-back to the 1970s. He still thinks he's fighting Maggie. He wants to tax everyone to the hilt (which in reality would hit the middle class as the rich would be off).

      I hate the divide between the super-rich and everyone else. I hate the fact house prices are ridiculous in this country. However we have the most convoluted tax system in the world - it punishes people for doing well. We need lower taxes - we want people to spend. At least Sajid is talking about this - whether it will happen is another matter.

      1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
        Coat

        "may still see Corbyn as the Messiah. "

        He's not the Messiah.

        He's a very naughty boy.

  52. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    RE. Re. What we need

    Perhaps taking humans out of the loop a la "Kree" might be a possibility.

    In theory any efficient Government with super-intelligent machines running the show may work, and this is essentially the main reason why a bee hive works as high level commands are given and acted on but individual workers decide the most efficient way to carry them out.

    The problem would be that individual rights would be very limited, however a lot of the problems associated with current systems such as the rich/poor divide, 1% hoarding 90% of the wealth etc would evaporate overnight.

    This is actually already a possibility, a democracy where the machines decide which elected officials are best for each job is also fairer and reduces overloading.

  53. Michael Habel
    Pint

    KUDOS

    To the mad lad. After what has been a rather depressing week in Italy.

  54. Michael Habel

    ITT:...

    Remoaners bemoaning that the window is beiong forceably shut down on the impressive Fouth Reich European Union.

  55. codejunky Silver badge

    Interesting

    Robert Peston has written a good piece about this-

    https://www.itv.com/news/2019-08-28/mps-have-themselves-to-blame-for-how-johnson-is-marginalising-them-writes-robert-peston/

  56. MJI Silver badge

    Why do leave voters hate the Pound?

    Because they have signed the death warrant of the oldest currency in common usage in the world.

    Do they realise that a lot of young people would vote to rejoin as soon as they could, once a large chunk of leave voters have kicked the bucket, we would end up rejoining?

    With the Euro, Schengen, no rebate, no escape route.

    Thanks for that!

    I spent weeks looking into everything and found the following.

    1) The remain campaign was useless, not a single mention I can recall of Good friday Agreement. No strongly put message that the banking centre of the UK was London and financed a large part of the GDP.

    2) The leave campaign lied. (Turkey Bus etc)

    3) Our shit governments both Blair and Cameron blamed the EU for their own incompentencies and the lack of immigration controls.

    4) The best possible deal we could have we already had. EU standards fully included British standards (look at mains specifications for EU just enough wriggle to include 240v).

  57. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Another question...

    This "Divorce Bill" thing

    We were supposed to pay in to all these projects but now we won't because we won't be members of the EU. Which means the projects will lose a large chunk of their expected funding.

    Except didn't the EU keep telling us how little the UK contributed to anything?

    And, since we were contributing to projects in which we were supposed to be getting (paid for doing) a share of the work, but now we are not, and they are planning on withholding any benefits from the work done so far by UK firms because they don't have any other toys to throw out of their little prams, they want us to carry on paying even though they are behaving, as usual, like whiny brats.

    You wouldn't expect to get your deposit back if you cancel you holiday before you've paid in full, would you?. But then, you wouldn't pay the rest of the instalments either so why do they EU think they should get a single penny?

    If our contributions to European life were so small, insignificant and meaningless, why are they making so much fuss trying to bully us into staying?

  58. W Donelson

    Blah blah smoking gun dead body Bojo.

    The reality is that Bojo thinks he and his cabal can make a fortune by collapsing the UK economy and selling off the wreckage to the Americans.

    And it's already too late to make trade deals: NO ONE IN THE WORLD TRUSTS US ANYMORE.

  59. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Please keep blatant political propaganda out of El Reg

    There are more reasons to consider what Phillip Hammond is doing as an attempted coup than Boris.

    And Boris has the country behind him according to the polls.

  60. WellHell
    Boffin

    Irish Sea Backstop

    American Dude here: I've read two articles that have speculated that your PM has aggressively pressed his opposition to 1) block his moves in Parliament, 2) force an extension of Article 50 beyond 10/31, 3) force a no-confidence, and 4) pushing up elections. The end game they suggest Johnson is planning is to run against Parliament in a "people-vs-politicians" campaign where he is the populist who will deliver Brexit that the people were clamouring for in the referendum. The casualties will be the Brexit Party, the Democratic Unionist Party, and over time, the Union. While Disunion may be another topic for another time, if Johnson were to win the election and gain seats in Parliament, he could conceivably dump the DUP (the reasoning goes), renegotiate with the EU placing the Irish backstop in the Irish Sea, and Brexit on favourable terms. Not sure if this is actually a plan or just something the PM is stumbling towards, but the polling seems to indicate Torys gaining support, Brexit Party losing support, and Conservatives willing to let the Union go to get Brexit. Comments?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Irish Sea Backstop

      "Comments?" - Yes, please work out where the enter/return key is on your US keyboard :)

  61. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Any pop-pickers here remember that tune from earlier in the year

    Was it called A Very British Koo [1] (or something a bit like that)?

    Anyone remember where it used to be available to listen to for free, perhaps prior to buying it?

    Anyone remember it being lined up for digital and vinyl release round about now, entirely unrelated to events centred on Downing Street and Westminster (but not the City, definitely not the City) this week?

    Anyone know why it's all vanished from the modern corporate Interweb without trace, just like things used to in the days of superinjunctions?

    It's getting a bit 1984ish nowadays. It was meant to be a warning, but it's turned into a handbook.

    [1] Definitely not this Koo, obviously:

    https://www.pressgazette.co.uk/prince-andrews-ex-girlfriend-wins-damages-from-mtv-owner-over-porn-star-libel/

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Any pop-pickers here remember that tune from earlier in the year

      Is it this one?

      https://twitter.com/Cadiz_Music/status/1168537807146692608

      No prizes, it's just for fun.

  62. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Unhappy

    Lots of Gammon posting AC.

    That's if they really are in the UK at all.....

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: Lots of Gammon posting AC.

      For values of "lots" that equals 3 in the last 9 days ...

      ... 3 ACs in the last 9 days, anyway. WTF is a gammon when it is at home?

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