Is this the stupidest idea ever?
Not yet.
Not until Piers Morgan decides to support it on Twitter. THEN its the Stupidest Idea Ever.
A government-sponsored committee has rubberstamped the UK's online porn age verification plans despite poking holes in the China-style surveillance plan. Archetypal hacker in a hoodie (is this how we all must surf pron from now on?) El Reg deep dive: Everything you need to know about UK.gov's pr0n block READ MORE Under the …
Sure it is... All it will take is 1 kid to a certain browser has a built-in "VPN", the follow day, its the gossip of every school playground in the UK. Once again, a government wasting millions on a futile effort, that will be rendered useless the minute its launch!
We still treat children as idiots when it comes to IT, they may be gullible and have no common sense, but most are more tech-savvy than all the government ministers and civil servants put together.
But you want to know the scary thing.... they'll then use this as an excuse to ban VPNs (If we hadn't seen how stupid the government was in recent years, I'd have said that was the plan all along, they just needed to manufacture a reason for it).
It's like the war on drugs, which was lost even before it started, governments feel the compulsion to control things, if they can't control it, they try to suppress it, but they can't comprehend there are things that are beyond even a States ability!
Big brother is watching... as a not so wise man once said, "its ok, as long as there is no touching!"
nobody does this just to ban between 1-50 sites per year.
I'm afraid you may be underestimating politicians trapped in a policy concocted by their own ignorance and rhetoric. Do you think anyone in government would now be willing to stand up in the Commons and say, "Nah, forget it. We realised it's daft and unworkable. You can keep your porn after all. Happy wanking, everyone"?
"Sure it is... All it will take is 1 kid to a certain browser has a built-in "VPN", the follow day, its the gossip of every school playground in the UK. Once again, a government wasting millions on a futile effort, that will be rendered useless the minute its launch!
We still treat children as idiots when it comes to IT, they may be gullible and have no common sense, but most are more tech-savvy than all the government ministers and civil servants put together."
First time my daughter asked me "Dad, what is a VPN ?", she was 13 YO, before college actually.
Turned out they had a filtering service in the school PCs ... that wouldn't prevents public VPN usage :)
Oh dear.
Once again TOTC becomes the thin end of the wedge.
Data fetishists know you just have to shout "But children must be protected from this filth" loud enough, and often enough, for them to get their way.
What they really fear is not the corruption of kiddies.
It's people saying things they don't know about subjects they don't know.
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This is by no means a stupid idea.
It is yet another precedent of the political class establishing more control over the Internet. Why would they wish to do so? Well some important institutions, like the BBC have already woken up to the Internet as being an existential threat, but also, the political class, in coordination with the established media, have until comparatively recently been able to control narratives, and act as a proxy for public opinion, and they now see their ability to do this slipping away as more and more of the population are talking to each other in forums that are beyond their control.
So more control of, and monitoring of activity on the Internet, and maybe the ability to know when and where to shut it down, must be a step in the right direction as far as the political and power class see it.
Have an upvote.. spot on!
I do believe nearly every gripe people have, is in fact down to decisions by the UK government.
Benefit tourists? Well why don't most other countries in the EU suffer this problem.. It cause they have stricter rules about who receives what!
Kill two birds with one stone, stop giving people automated rights to benefits, it'll get the benefit-liferd back to work and stop migrants have automatic access!
otherwise Karen from HR may want a to call you in for meeting regarding unusual browsing activity recorded over the weekend
Serendipitously I was watching a documentary film at the weekend on just this topic. I'm casting a hopeful eye over my desk diary even as we speak.
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Well that's a bit of a straw man, don't you think?
Are children being exposed to naughty audio on a regular basis? And as for text, if young children don't have the imagination or knowledge to work out what they are reading, it's probably not doing them much harm, is it? so, in general yeah, it's probably OK.
Isn't that a bit like when someone complains about "knife crime", you come along and say "What about fork and spoon crime". Perhaps it's a thing, but it's a very small thing compared to the one we're actually talking about.
"Are children being exposed to naughty audio on a regular basis?"
Only if they want to spend five (all numbers made up, as per Internet standards) minutes looking for it and like it when they find it. A bit like drugs, gambling, the lyrics to the latest single by some artist I'm probably far too old to ever want to know, the price of an iphone, the road to Fiddlers Green...
Er, OK. Forget that last one. I'm showing my age. Or something... (blush)
I'll go back to the beginning. Only if they want to spend five (all numbers made up, as per Intern et standards) minutes looking for it and like it when they find it. And so far, the world hasn't ended.
I read all kinds of XXX rated filth when I was 11. My dad used to take me to the library every saturday morning before swimming to get my 4 books for the week. The fact I was working my way through the sifi section of the library from A-Z and diidn't actually realise some of that shit was much more graphic than his CofE princiiples might hhave recommendeed escaped him.
And so I have lived my life as a sex obsesssed pervert. I blame my dad. Or the library. Or the scfi authors. Or someone. There has to be someone to blame!!!!!. The Daily Mail said so . . .
As well as being a complete sex obsessed pervert, I am also scfi obsessed, it has to be said, which I don't consider a bad thing.
And its always nice to be able to throw a bit of Ursula Le Guin into a discusssion on gender politics or socioeconomics.
And never hard to drop a bit of Joe Haldeman into discussions around the futiility of military-indusstrial complex.
I can even drop a bit of Arthur C into peoples Sri Lanka holiday stories.
I think the idea behind this, is that you have to be 18 to buy a porn magazine from a shop, and therefore you should have the same protection for children.
I know there are many problems having to submit age verification, but it's also not right that children are exposed to this kind of stuff so easily. The Reg seem to be pretty one-sided on this, and I can see it's a tough one, but there is another side.
That's a different argument. Make the age for viewing porn, the same a for sex.
But what about a 10 year old child, who gets to see stuff that just wasn't readily available when I was growing up. I guess by all the thumbs down, people think that children of any age should be allowed to watch anything they happen to stumble across? So, there's not a problem to be solved so just move along?
"So, there's not a problem to be solved so just move along?"
I don't think anyone claims there is no problem to be solved.
What most people are saying is that this is not a good solution to the problem.
There are ~2,000 children killed or seriously injured on UK roads every year. This is a problem we could almost solve instantly if we ban all cars. Just think of all those children's lives we saved. Good solution?
So the government has to deal with this by applying rules demanding full oversight of the internet in the UK and the parents do nothing. How about those with children taking responsibility? Why not have a system that stops anyone under age limit from logging on with out ID? If you have a 10 year old, you fix it but keep me out of it.
Yes! Of course! Now how do you verify the age and maintain privacy? It's got to be simple enough. Come on, we put people on the moon! We can DO THIS THING!!
I know, let's integrate a DNA sampling device on all network-connected consumer information-processing devices that takes a blood droplet from a button like a fingerprint reader and then analyses it --but dutifully ignores all the personally identifiable, severely private genetic information-- and just looks at whether your telomeres are sufficiently truncated for you to be "old enough". That'd work great!
I bet we can get Google and Microsoft Research to race each other for the first consumer-available implementation for Windows and Android respectively-- and it'll be OK, those guys are all about privacy! They even said so!
It's daft, but that is basically what the law currently says. You can (legally) have sex with someone at the age of 16, but you can't take pictures or video of yourself doing it, nor can you buy pictures or videos of other people having sex.
(Of course, this is before we even get into the 'what is porn anyway, and why are statues of nuddy women ok?' argument.)
The law is also fairly pragmatic when it comes to the legal age of 16 for sex.
If two consenting 15 year olds have sex there is rarely any prosecution, recognising that a 16th Birthday is an arbitrary point in place to bring general order rather than a fixed letter to the legality.
Humans become sexually aware during puberty, something that occurs at differing ages for each individual. This legislation is purely pandering the vocal Christians and Daily Fail readers who think everyone should live according to their ideology.
It's not law. It's policy. Legally, if a fifteen-year-old and their sixteen-year-old partner have sex, then it's an act of statutory rape and punishable by a very, very long time in prison. In practice, there is a longstanding Home Office policy regarding such situations: That prosecution should not be considered in the public interest.
So it's still illegal, it's just not enforced.
True. And in accordance wiith that law it would appear that 33 years ago I raped my girlfriend. She was approaching 16. I had already 'become a man' (though my perfomance left sometihng, oh ok everything, to be desired. When she said "Is that it"? I nearly died.
Theres nothing llike losing your virginity :--(
"So it's still illegal, it's just not enforced."
Is that certain? It is my impression that in many cases the final decision lies with the police force and/or CPS. There were cases a while ago of a crackdown on innocent naturists on a long-established but unofficial beach - on the orders of the very religious Chief Constable.
Perfectly respectable people accepted an official police caution rather than be dragged through the courts. The police didn't tell them that the CPS had already stated that such cases would not be prosecuted.
When the 2003 Sexual Offences Bill was being considered there was an argument from several quarters for incorporating "age difference" provisions like several of our European neighbours. The 2003 SOA public consultation became a damage limitation exercise. The illiberal drafting committee of vested interests had been intent on lowering the existing thresholds of evidence for many offences.
In general "age difference" constraints allow a practical age of consent with a limit of usually a couple of years age difference below a defined threshold. In some countries the quality of the relationship with an older partner is taken into consideration - especially if the complaint is by parents. IIRC in Germany there is a provision for a younger partner to make a complaint against a much older one.
There is no crime of 'statutory rape' in UK law - There is a whole bunch of other crimes that vary depending upon the age of the underage individual - however, in the UK a 16yr old having sex with a 15yr old, even if prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law is unlikely to spend a long time in jail, as they too are a minor.
"[...] however, in the UK a 16yr old having sex with a 15yr old, even if prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law is unlikely to spend a long time in jail, as they too are a minor."
IIRC if cautioned or sentenced they are automatically placed on the Sex and Violent Offenders Register - which in itself is a serious black mark for the future. Even if there is no caution or prosecution they will almost certainly now have a police record for a sexual offence. That could affect future employment opportunities when disclosed in a check.
Accepting a police caution for offences categorised as sexual also includes the SOR. A 14 year old boy accepted a caution for "pinging" girls' bra straps at school. Neither he nor his parent were told of the automatic entry on the SOR. See the book "Responsible Parents and Parental Responsibility".
A 15 year old girl was taken to court for "pinging" another girl's bra strap. Quote "'He explained that as my daughter had touched her victim's undergarment she was guilty of an act of a "sexual nature". "
@The First Dave: "an act that has been completely legal for them to replicate since age 16?"
Our stupid laws make the act legal however if they record it they are guilty of producing child pornography, even if they are a happily married couple who just happen to be 17 years old.
All kids should be supervised when using the internet. Also there are tools that can be installed on pc's to stop porn access. Lastly use opendns and use their filters to stop access to porn. its not difficult and far far better than to foist these age control sticking plaster which won't fix everything and will just provide oxygen for all the most dodgy sites to find ways of surviving.
Yes all children should be supervised online at all times until they demonstrate that they can behave as their parents deem appropriately. If they do so, give them the opportunity to demonstrate that they can do this without supervision. If they break the rules, no access without supervision.
I guess you aren't a parent. Or perhaps you've got a single child with two parents who can share the responsibility.
It's a negotiation, and the child holds all the cards!! (but most of them don't realise that yet). ;-)
Have you not watched the excellent documentary "Outnumbered" ?
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They will do as they are told or there will be not internet access.
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This is possible with young children. Unless you keep them locked up at home, there is no way you could prevent older kids accessing anything they want. Sexually explicit videos and photos of *themselves and classmates* are routinely swapped at school. Teenagers with restrictive parents will go to friends' houses where there is less restriction, and/or use public wifi hotspots etc. Kids who have snoopy parents just learn how to hide things better (and are generally more tech-savvy than the parent).
Instead of trying to "protect" your kids from sex, why not educate them and give them a healthy attitude toward it instead?
> Sexually explicit videos and photos of *themselves and classmates* are routinely swapped at school.
And making me give Pornhub a copy of my passport solves this how exactly?
This is *exactly* the point. The measures are invasive but will be completely ineffectual. Kids already pass porn around on Facebook (not affected by the changes) and in the playground (not affected by the changes).
As you say, the focus should be on education not on wholesale blocking and privacy invasion.
If the parents of children 'just don't care' then they should probably not be having children. If the tools are too hard to use or too expensive, then solve that problem: make available tools which are easy to use and make them be free. The result of the current braindead scheme is simply going to be the ready availability of vpn software which is simple enough for anyone to use.
Yes, but sadly there ARE parents who 'just don't care'. And really, they should not be having children. But they do, and it's society's job to protect those children, which means the government. As the parents can't manage to.
These are edge cases, the vast majority of people manage just fine, and don't need this kind of protection.
Yes, but sadly there ARE parents who 'just don't care'. And really, they should not be having children. But they do,
I'd prefer to see the government bring in legislation to fix that - it'd be much less hassle all round, and probably less risky for the majority.
"Also, these tools that are available most people just don't know about and aren't technical enough to figure out how to set them (or they just don't care)"
I do wish people would stop trotting out that rubbish. The internet and computers in the home have been a thing since those parents were kids themselves. The assumption that parents are too old to understand the internet is a dead meme. Many may not think about it, or care enough to do anything, but they pretty much all had access to computers and the internet at school themselves and probably shared porn and how to access it through the school firewall/filter.
One (Methodist) family I knew insisted the the PC was in the parents bedroom to stop this sort of thing happening.
Then I was called into investigate a charge on their bill for a "Adult pass", from what I found via the cookie trial that their son was rather fixated on male genitalia, which was rather uncomfortable in the mothers presence in the marital bedroom.
Tried various "parental locks" and "supervisory" software. Most of those apps have been developed by retards who think that they just have to call their pathetic offerings "KidSafe" or similar for us to buy them.
Education is the key to children using the internet safely. Teach them how to watch out for perverts and the tin foil hat brigade or how to tell genuine emails and websites from the fake ones. I do not have the time or inclination to spend several hours per night supervising 3 children either doing homework or chatting to their friends online.
but there is another side.
Yes, its called parental responsibility. If your kids are using your internet you should be monitoring what they're using it for. If they manage to find porn, you should be talking about it to them. You do not make it a taboo, which is about the quickest way to make something attractive to children, and you sure as shit do not passs your responsibilities in teaching and raising your children to a third party institution with all of the caring and subtlety of a brick (ie the govermnent)...
OK, if we start from the situation of now, where porn is freely available to any sprog with the minimal wit needed to Google for it, then can we at the present time detect any real harm being done to kids because of this?
I personally doubt that any harm is coming to kids at all that was not equally prevalent a century ago.
However, if we now try to restrict kids from finding porn, then very quickly a couple of concepts will rapidly become prevalent:
1) The government are a bunch of control-freaks who want to control everything you see and do
2) These government control-freaks are in fact quite incredibly stupid and as long as measures are taken to avoid their gaze, they cannot do anything to us.
So there you have it. At a stroke, all respect for the rule of law is gone, replaced with the Eleventh Commandment: Don't get caught. Teach kids this, and they are likely to generalise. Dodging paying tax? No, nothing morally wrong with that at all, just don't get caught doing it. Breaking numerous laws? Nope, still no problem as long as you don't get caught, and if you are smarter than the really very stupid Government, you aren't going to get caught.
When my children were young I did secretly monitor their internet activity. It made me a little uneasy to be intruding on their privacy, but their online safety was paramount. Whilst I was most concerned about my youngest children's access, I vividly recall looking at my teenage son's browsing habits with dismay and thinking to myself ....... "for fucks sake, you should be browsing some porn at your age".
...looking at my teenage son's browsing habits with dismay and thinking to myself ....... "for fucks sake, you should be browsing some porn at your age".
Maybe he was just better at that internet stuff than you? You should probably have been more worried (or proud?) there was no evidence at all. Maybe he hacked your logs :-)
Back then I got paid to do computer forensic investigations and have come across tampered logs at work. He was capable of MAC spoofing and good at id theft, and yes I was proud of him, but sadly the logs did not lie. I guess he was just a late starter ........ unless he had figured out ARP cache poisoning.
There is a fundamental difference. When a 14 year old Confused used to go to see the old dear behind the counter in Smiths to buy a smut rag she'd smile benignly and put it in a paper bag, the one thing she didn't do was to log exactly what I'd bought, she didn't follow me around recording how long I'd spent gazing at which picture. She didn't create a log that will sooner or later be stolen by people who'll then use it to blackmail me. (How many emails have you had in the last month or so with one of your old passwords in the subject line?)
What ever your thoughts are about porn I suspect you feel that there are things in your life you are entitled to keep private. Would you agree to have cameras installed in your bedroom to record what you're doing in there?
yes, good point. And I totally agree with you. However, the point I'm trying to make is that there IS still a problem (or is there? Perhaps not) and it's not a one-sided debate like almost everyone here seems to think.
Personally I deal with it as a parent by talking to my kids (and explaining to them that I can view the router logs any time I want to), but I can imagine there are some parents who don't give a shit.
I'm not saying any of the solutions proposed are any good, and I'm not arguing that they should go ahead, which looks likely. I'm just saying that there is a problem, and as technologists we should be suggesting ways to stop the problem, whilst still retaining our own freedoms as adults. There must be some way to do that? (but I can't readily think what it would be)
Whether or not their is a problem: Plenty of parents do not care. Clearly they think there is not a problem worth spending time on. The nudity taboo is relatively modern. Pre-Roman Britons used to boink in public.
"There must be some way to do that?": No there does not have to be a solution that is not far worse than the problem (assuming you think there is a problem).
Apparently threatening to view the router logs is a solution that works for you - excellent. The government's proposed solution is a disaster. I want perverts and pedos at home looking at dirty pictures till they fap themselves unconscious. Take that option away and they will hang around near schools instead.
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Personally I deal with it as a parent by talking to my kids (and explaining to them that I can view the router logs any time I want to),
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And knowing that, if the kids are canny, all your router log will show is the address of a VPN or proxy web site, or maybe a TOR guard node or bridge. You will have no idea what sites they may have visited.
"Well, if the logs shows them going through a VPN, they that in and of itself is proff of visiting dodgy sites."
Not necessarily. They may be protecting themselves from people like Google profiling them. They may be trying to fathom out the turmoil of teenage sexuality etc. Unless parents have been very open then the kids will take no chances of tripping over some subject that upsets their particular parents.
Several teenage sons of friends and neighbours over the years have used me as a safe sounding board. Nowadays I assume the current generation use the internet securely.
In one case a teenage boy had a genetic condition that had delayed puberty. He was too embarrassed to ask his parents or his doctors about sexual maturity. It was remiss of the doctors not to have raised the topic themselves. He asked me to find some answers - which then proved reassuring for him that he would (and apparently did) mature by his twenties.
I'm not saying there isn't a problem, what I am saying is that this isn't the solution to it.
I don't feel that this will fix the "problem" it sets out to tackle whilst at the same time it will be a blackmailers dream.
Education is the biggest thing that could help tackle the issue, but I can't see any government in this country ever forcing through the sort of rules needed to make realistic sex education compulsory, education which teaches kids about the issues with porn, the issues with life in general.
It is, without doubt, a complicated subject - juxtaposing civil liberty against the protection of children (which everyone surely agrees is important). Parental control is obviously the way to go, but let's face it, there are useless parents who can't even be bothered to ask for help on what to do. Have there been any rigorous studies on the impact of viewing unrestricted material on children? The Scandi counties have always been open-minded on this sort of thing - anything there? Did living eight to a room* in the not-so-distant-past cause damage to young minds? Difficult, but don't we want to be guided by the evidence, not moral crusades?
* If you've started to type, "eight to a room! You were lucky!", stop right now.
One of my school friends had a cunning plan to get around the local newsagent's age verification system.
He would come to school with a large brown envelope and type on the school computer (which in those days consisted of a PDP8-e and a couple of teletypes):
"Dear newsagent, unfortunately I cannot get to your shop today so I have sent my son instead with the money. Please could I purchase the latest copy of Penthouse. So that my son does not see the pictures, please could you seal the magazine in the brown envelope before handing it over."
"I know there are many problems having to submit age verification, but it's also not right that children are exposed to this kind of stuff so easily. The Reg seem to be pretty one-sided on this, and I can see it's a tough one, but there is another side."
The point is that a government solution to the problem always seems to consist of building a massive database and using it to spy on everyone's activities. The only reasonable route is to have mandatory content filters set to on by default, and then you ring up your Internet provider to set them to off. That way you know there can be porn in your house, and you know you need to do something about it (or not if you have no children).
But that doesn't build up a dossier on everyone's activities, so that's a non-starter.
The only reasonable route is to have mandatory content filters set to on by default, and then you ring up your Internet provider to set them to off.
I thought that was how things were supposed to have been for the past 4 or 5 years - I remember when that came in having to update my accounts to unlock content on Virgin and EE.
"I thought that was how things were supposed to have been for the past 4 or 5 years "
Yes, but at our house because we've had the same Internet provider for the last eight years, no decision has been made.
Maybe you need to make the choice repeatedly, say every three years or so. It might catch people who stay with one provider and whose circumstances change.
"it's also not right that children are exposed to this kind of stuff"
There's the flaw right there. They're *not* "exposed" to this sort of stuff - that would be the real-world equivalent of Grubby McMacson leaping out of a hedge and waving his todger. They *find" "this sort of stuff". There's a misguided thought that chosing to look for and read something is equivalent to watching television. No, using the internet is volition in the opposite direction to watching TV (or walking down the street).
I think the idea behind this, is that you have to be 18 to buy a porn magazine from a shop, and therefore you should have the same protection for children.
From my recollection, the 'have to be 18 to buy' rule didn't really count if you just slid the mag under your clothes when the shop assistant was engaged with a customer and wandered out nonchalantly*.
This whole legislation is a) not going to work ad intended, b) is going to open people up to the risk of more fraud and other issues.
And if brexit goes bad, which it will, remove another distraction and dissuade some tension release. Without tension release, violence is more likely, and possibly more likelihood of Britain facing some of the same issues Korea has, as a repressed population seeks an outlet.
* As Bart Simpson would say 'I didn't do it', but I used to know someone who did and who would then sell the goods.
Apparently more options are now available for reaching the top shelf...
http://www.selfridges.com/GB/en/cat/gravity-industries-jet-suit-series-3_5161-10212-GRAVITYJETSUIT/
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... but it's also not right that children are exposed to this kind of stuff so easily
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Why? IME very young children are about as interested in porn as they are in the 9 o'clock news, and older children use it for the purpose intended (a masturbatory aid). Statistics seems to indicate that the more that sex is normalised, the lower the incidence of hands-on sexual crimes. After all, sex *is* a perfectly normal activity, and kids are perfectly aware that porn films are about as true-to-life as any Hollywood action flick, designed to entertain, not emulate.
There are far worse things that children can access on the Internet that nobody seems to be nearly as worried about as sex. And as difficult as it may be for you to understand, there are far worse things that your offspring could be doing than taking his phone to the bog for a perfectly harmless wank.
kids are perfectly aware that porn films are about as true-to-life as any Hollywood action flick, designed to entertain, not emulate.
I wouldn't be so sure about that - certainly not the Hollywood action flicks anyway.
'Netflix warns viewers against Bird Box challenge meme: 'Do not end up in hospital'
The streaming giant has cautioned those mimicking Sandra Bullock’s character by walking around blindfolded to try not to injure themselves'
"The streaming giant has cautioned those mimicking Sandra Bullock’s character by walking around blindfolded to try not to injure themselves'"
There are several long-established chlidren's games that involve moving about while blindfolded. eg pin the donkey; blind man's buff; Piñata. The latter also involves flailing about with a heavy stick.
There are several long-established chlidren's games that involve moving about while blindfolded. eg pin the donkey; blind man's buff; Piñata. The latter also involves flailing about with a heavy stick.
And, for older children, the classic 'thinly vield excuse for a bit of groping one another' which can also involve flailing about with a heavy stick later on
The reason I downvoted your post was because regardless of the sentiment behind this idea, it simply isn't a realistic solution to the problem.
In fact, it will simply switch more people (and not just kids) on to full vpn encryption etc., see :Law of Unintended Consequences
Surely at least some of these offshore content providers will avoid potential litigation simply by blocking all UK IPs, in the same way as we still can't read the online versions of various US newspapers and magazines because the publishers can't be arsed to change their systems to comply with the Nth detail of GDPR.
"Surely at least some of these offshore content providers will avoid potential litigation simply by blocking all UK IPs, in the same way as we still can't read the online versions of various US newspapers and magazines because the publishers can't be arsed to change their systems to comply with the Nth detail of GDPR."
Depends, what are the possible maximum fines?
Apparently they had one of their sign-posts removed from the .net equivalent of a hamlet in Dorset.
Idiots who went to said hamlet to try and find PirateBay realised that because they couldn't see it, it must have been banned.
This whole age-verification system thing has all the hallmarks of a similar genius behind the scenes doing the thinking.
"Looks like it's time to rediscover the lost art of flip-books."
In 1960 one of the 12/13 year old boys in our class was a good cartoonist. His notorious flip-book featuring "Fifi" the French teacher was very popular - until the headmaster summoned him for punishment.
The boy went on to be an Art teacher at a FE college.
"[...] although video is a bit harder.
The playground distribution model these days is probably "pay per view" on the distributor's smart phone.
Health and Efficiency black&white pictures (censored nipples, pubes, and genitalia) were the shared pr0n of 1950s playgrounds.
Scammers will have a field day. The day after Pr0nDay, when some website or other is hacked, they'll be able to send out spam "we got your name, password, a photo of your passport and a list of pornsites you've been to".
This is just more personal and potentially dangerous information if it were to get into the wrong hands, which it will.
Then there's the risk of websites which say "download this utility to get around the porn-block". The list goes on. What the government is doing is just the wrong solution to the wrong problem.
Exactly.
Look at what's just happened in Germany:
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/01/04/germany_mass_hack_merkel/
and now imagine that they already had a porn watchers database in operation.
If data is collected by the government, it WILL be hacked, and it WILL be used for malicious purposes.
“Look at what's just happened in Germany”
Interestingly, there is a Magazine in Germany called Bravo aimed at the 12+ market containing frontal nude pictures of 14+ year olds. Porn for kids! It’s considered a bit of an institution, although relatively recently the age of nude models was increased to 16. You’ll find it on the not so top shelf at any German news agent, including at the airports.
In China they have the Great Firewall. Perhaps this is simply Her Bitchness's the May's next step towards the Great Brexit Wall Off ... Lock everything down! Don't let anyone see things my pet, Reesmoggy, wouldn't understand! Sex is not a thing! Dirty foreign smut peddlers showing foreigners doing foreign things! And I now command that HM Government builds and enormous sand pit so stupid MPs who voted for this idiocy can can bury their heads in it ...
" Don't let anyone see things my pet, Reesmoggy, wouldn't understand!"
His education manual appears to be that approved by the Roman Catholic Church. As Pope Francis said to journalists on his Philippines trip "Three children is good - more is better". ...and reliable contraception is forbidden as it is against God's will.
Does nobody in HM Gov' remember Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of Lounge Lizards? All the pron providers need to do is use the opening sequence on their site and BOOM, mission accomplished. For a bonus point, Sierra could clean up with a small charge for each auth' token provided.
"A scan of a passport is just a scan of someones passport remember."
For a financial transaction someone distant needed legal proof of my identity. I had to go to a main Post Office to get scans of my passport and photo-driving licence signed off as looking like me. Can't remember what they charge for the service.
Just need to consider two things to understand why this is firstly a rubbish idea, but secondly not a problem at all.
1. How long will it take to identify a site that is supplying porn without the proper checks, and add it to the naughty block list I presume they'll insist that ISPs enforce?
2. How long does it take to rebrand a website and give it a new URL?
As long as (2) is less than (1) (and my suspicious it will be, by far) then you simply access the same content from a new site - and as this isn't a global strategy then Google will quite happily tell you where the content is living this week.
If kids want to access pr0n they will, whatever the era, ways will be found.
Back in the day of mags being the main source, young kids would club together and give cash to an older sibling of one of the kids who would then purchase jazz mag for the group of younger kids.
.. or, more simply, they just nicked one from the newsagents (have a listen to Ian Dury classic song "Razzle in my pocket")
When video came along, a huge amount of "blue" video copying was done, and these videos ended up with younger kids.
etc, etc with different technologies
As a side issue, the sites banned will not cover the most well known social media sites so leaves a huge source wide open.
.. do not get exposed to accidental "blue" content on standard web searches, have found unexpected "blue" content served to me on social media (in the days when I unfortunately had to use social media as part of my work)
In the 70s-80s, porn was just as easy to obtain as now, probably even easier as you didn't need a computer or mobile/net connection just your eyes. Some local kids looked old enough to buy porn and did so from newsagents, some looked too young and the newsagents sold it to them anyway, others asked older kids to help out and the rest simply shoplifted their porn mags of choice. Then there were other kids who used their parents porn stash as a library, older siblings moving out and leaving their considerable collections behind etc. etc.
Banning anything on the internet, especially as it only applies to UK providers anyway (of which I can't even name one) is a complete waste of time. This is more about compiling private data for control, control of the people, control the internet... and it will never work.
And where do the wankers go? I'd rather they were watching their screens than following people down dark alleys.
In the 70s-80s, porn was just as easy to obtain as now, probably even easier as you didn't need a computer or mobile/net connection just your eyes.
No, it truly wasn't. I had never seen a porn movie until I was an adult in the nineties, and I was sent abroad for work - the videos available on some hotel TVs were quite a surprise to me. Now, I can just go to YouPorn or several others, and find literally thousands of them. Much much simpler now.
Doesn't mean I don't agree with the point you're making, though.
When UK video hire shops started in the 1980s there was no certification of videos. Our high street shop had soft pr0n videos. There were also the somewhat more exotic things like XXX Mickey Mouse cartoons reputed to have a long pedigree from Disney's own animators. I doubt the shops restricted their hire to adults. People could hire several videos a week.
Much of the material had previously been available to limited circles on relatively easily available 8mm/16mm films - which were quickly transcribed to video. Home video cameras were ideal for new productions.
One of my then colleagues organised a viewing in his lounge of a compilation tape. After the first hour people became bored.
It has to be remembered that the 1970s in the UK seemed like the coming of freedom from censorship. Theatre plays no longer had to pass censorship by the Lord Chamberlain. Mary Whitehouse and Lord Longford had become figures of satire. It was confidently predicted that the 1980s would see the UK becoming like Denmark - with pr0n freely available. The legal age of consent was expected to be reduced to the apparently already common teenage practice of 14 - with sensible age difference safeguards like our European neighbours.
There are certain resonances with now. A large portion of the population were convinced to vote for Margaret Thatcher's libertarian promises of riches for all - ask Sid. Then came the suppression of various human rights for the masses - including a Jacob Rees-Mogg style religiously inspired suppression of sexual freedoms.
"was created by paedophiles in the Christian church, [...]"
While I can appreciate the sentiment - it is the wrong conclusion.
It has been suggested that the early Roman Christians embodied many of the social practices of Roman society. They actively rejected many of the proscriptions of Judaism. It is even said there were same sex relationships - and women had a certain equality in the Church.
The Christian Church was influenced by their later Saints Paul, Augustine, and Jerome. They decided that sex as per Genesis - the "Original Sin" - was an evil temptation. Women, as per Eve, were responsible for all ills - thus the saints' misogyny. Only celibacy would fit their ideal preparation for the soon to come final reckoning - Armageddon and The Rapture.
The Church eventually came to provide the legal services for the ruling elites in Europe. One service was to pronounce the legality of a marriage between ruling parties. Any offspring had to be certified as legitimate inheritors of those lands and powers - particularly that they were sons of their named fathers. It was predominantly a patriarchy.
In exchange the Church became a branch of State power - the CofE still is de jure in the UK today. In Italy and the USA religions' powers appear to be de facto.
The Church initially ignored the plebs. Eventually they sought to have control over their lives too - which usually suited the State as well.
Children in the countryside - or in crowded city rookeries - were not ignorant of sexual practices. Contraceptive practices for all levels of society were rudimentary and unreliable. Infant mortality was high until the later half of the 20th century.
Children born outside of marriage were termed illegitimate by the Church/State - and usually enforced as a source of family shame. The result - particularly for the "respectable" middle classes - was often "shotgun" marriages; baby abandonments; or a woman's incarceration in a mental asylum.
These "Original Sin" religious attitudes lasted with legal force up to quite recently. People who advocated sex education and birth control methods like Marie Stopes in 1930s England were prosecuted for publishing "obscene" material. The official stance was basically to tell unmarried women to "say no". For married women procreation was their duty - given that parents would be economically dependent on their surviving offspring to look after them in old age.
It is noticeable in my family history that the large families of the early 20th century produced only an average of two children in the following generations. The teachings of Marie Stopes etc were gaining traction in spite of the suppression by Church and State. Even when the Pill was first prescribed in the 1960s in the UK it was only allowed for married women. The Churches' power was however waning. Sex as fun and relationship bonding was becoming recognised.
Sex education in schools in the 1960s was still rudimentary. Our 11-18 boys "high" school had none. Only after the social revolutions of the 1960/70s did general sex education start to be seen as good for a society where patriarchal procreation was not the only reason for sex.
To sum up. It is the Christian Churches' "original sin" dogma that still suppresses the provision of sex education.*** The Roman Catholic Church still clings firmly to that dogma. However most of their developed world congregations are using artificial contraceptives - and hopefully enjoying non-reproductive sex with their consenting partners.
Abuse by clerics is consistent with other society's spheres where there is a position of power over youngsters in their charge. Enforced celibacy probably doesn't help - and many organisations are guilty of protecting their own reputation at all costs.
***other major religions have a similar trajectory in the areas they dominate. The ruling party in India is trying to erase the rich Indian mythology of Hindu gods adopting many relationships and sexual positions. The Sufi branch of Islam is persecuted for its liberal attitudes.
"Porn is just not identified as the cause."
IIRC studies in Scandinavia showed that freer access to pr0n - together with good sex education for all ages - reduced the incidence of such crimes. My Finno-Scandinavian girlfriends in the 1980s used to roll their eyes and say "typical English".
They tended to start sexual relationships later than the UK or USA. Teenage pregnancies were at a much lower rate too. Nudity was not taboo - although there were social niceties. Quite explicit magazines on news stands were regarded as nothing more than a market segment of some people - and particularly tourists.
"Scandinavia ..... They tended to start sexual relationships later than the UK or USA."
Same here in NL (though I haven't come across that much porn in the newsagents here). Teenage pregnancies lowest in the EU, 3.2 per thousand (UK: 14.4). Source: CBS/Statistics Netherlands, 2015 data, quoted in https://www.volkskrant.nl/mensen/aantal-tienermoeders-blijft-dalen-nederlands-percentage-laagste-in-eu~ba6ac1ea/).
I also seem to remember reading an article which indicated that the age at which 50% of the population had had sex was around 18 years which I gather is also relatively late.
"But I have never seen a porn-related incident."
No, they tend to be stupid adults, with dicks stuck in various things from curtain rings to vacuum cleaners, and women with various things stuck in places they should probably never have been inserted. Kids seem to have a bit more sense in these matters.
various things stuck in places they should probably never have been inserted. Kids seem to have a bit more sense in these matters.
Not in my family. Blue-tack in the ear of one of mine and a niece who had a grommet operation was presented with a recovered lego on uncertain vintage by the medical staff.
Personally, I blame the parents.
It's typical nudge politics (wink wink). Porn sites are already great places to get infected, and some people know this. It's usually a private act, at least on the Parliamentary estate, which will no doubt get exemptions 'for research purposes'. We're regularly told that websites are regularly hacked compromising thousands to millions of peoples details.
So government (and Labours not exactly opposing this) puts 2 and 2 together so if you browse smut, your credit card details and tastes may be revealed to all. The solution won't work, but the government can say they tried and won't be liable for any fall-out.. And what could possibly go wrong if passports identify people who's tastes aren't compatible with their religion?
"Start with porn and then once that is restricted they will start on other online services.. anyone who cant see that is naive."
It started with blocking "piracy" sites, then moved onto "extremist" sites (both porn and terrorism related). This is not the first step, it's merely another step.
Evidently the government has decided that it is far more important to initiate expensive and complex measures in a vain attempt to prevent kids from watching sexual material than it is to prevent them seeing extremist propaganda or a myriad other types of content that I would consider far, far more damaging. I'd rather that a teenager be occupied with porn than being persuaded to visit an ISIS training camp. YMMV.
Perhaps the people who think sex is so bad should refrain from ever having any. Certainly we'd be better off if their parents had decided not to indulge.
Seems that most people commenting here think internet porn is harmless and akin to the mags of the 70s. My other half (a qualified therapist) tells me she sees increasing numbers of porn-addicted young men who cannot form physical relationships with those they love, often because they have erectile dysfunction. The logic seems to be that porn works just like drugs - serotonin is released but more and stronger stimulus is needed for the same hit as time goes by. Past a certain stage, real partners don't give the same thrill and the addicted person seeks more esoteric online material.
Part of the issue is that online, there is endless supply and endless variety. So the attention span is less than the old days when one image might work for quite a long time, and addiction is more likely because of that.
There is also pressure on their partners to look and act like the porn stars, which may not be altogether positive for their physical and mental health. Boys are (I'm told, I don't have the original studies but this isn't regurgitated Daily Mail nonsense) increasingly unprepared for real relationships that may involve such horrors as body hair, slow-burn romance, affection and genuine connection.
I agree that this policy is probably pointless gesturing, and as others have said, teenage boys will find ways around it. Over 18s can become addicted as well, so even if this succeeded, the problem would not be solved. And I know that many will use internet porn and not be harmed in any way. But the unsubstantiated idea that this is a bit of prurient fuss over harmless lustfulness doesn't reflect reality.
"Past a certain stage, real partners don't give the same thrill and the addicted person seeks more esoteric online material."
Sounds like the normal reaction to the familiarity of a long term partner. A study many years ago concluded there was a period of 18 months in a consummated relationship when lust prevailed. Then it declined.
They went on to suggest it was intrinsic. After 18 months a woman probably needs to give her full attention to the offspring.
In the 1950s it was not unusual for a couple to get married before having sex. After a couple of years there were a two kids. At which point the couple found they were incompatible - and divorce was not an easy option. Sex was over - and the man often turned his energies to a hobby.
No, it's not that, at least not for a substantial number of cases. Men who love and are sexually attracted to their partners but cannot do the deed, to the distress of both. See this: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/317117.php - a recent article.
I understand that not all get addicted and not all addicts get ED, but this isn't always harmless jazzy fun one step ahead of Carry on Camping, and people should at least be aware, then make their own choice.
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My other half (a qualified therapist) tells me she sees increasing numbers of porn-addicted young men who cannot form physical relationships with those they love
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Obviously people who specialise in treating certain problems will see lots of such problems. And consequently over-estimate the prevalence. The vast majority of people (of any age) can handle seeing porn with no problems at all. I also suggest that you are mistaking cause and effect here. It is the people who *already* have problems forming social relationships who will use porn as a substitute and so become "addicted". It is *not* the porn that has cause the relationship problem.
Many kids end up in hospital with sports-related injuries. The solution is NOT to stop children partaking in sport ...
In Australia I was phoned by a Market Research company (Galaxy) wanting to know if I thought these censorship types for images/events should be shown on TV etc & they would have needed an 'R'. The questions did not specifically detail what censorship already applied to the particular item but just asked should it have an 'R' rating. I was unaware what rating many had, and was sure they would have had a rating, and most certainly did not want to lessen current ratings.
Types to be shown included Live Sexual Intercourse, Sexual Violence and more - many of these would have had the highest ratings.
As I tried to answer the questions I became concerned, stopped the questions, asked the researcher who created the questions and followed up with them.
The Censorship board itself had created the questions, an experienced censorship staff member who was very well acquainted with the ratings of each type and what exactly it applied to. When peparing the survey they did not see that most people were not so well antiquated with this information and may just say YES to apply some censorship without realising that they were actually lowering the rating being applied to the type in question.
The person I spoke to said that she would adjust the questions and start again - by this time I had had enough and did not participate any further in the research.
I am not against people viewing artistic creations, shows and documentaries with some graphic content & extreme ideas. I do believe it should be managed though and limited using a firm system of labeling & limitation such as the censorship regulations as they stood. I do not like it being undermined.
There had been media attention to the fact that Australia's opinion of censorship levels was changing, based upon what I experienced a bad survey could have been the culprit in multiple instances.
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When I provided identity to acquire my internet connection they asked me for my drivers license and/or medicare card - both would have a birth date associated with it. Anyone of any age using the connection would be assumed to be me in most instances. There may not be a sufficient lock on identity within the home to prevent children getting parents information & documents and using them to gain access to porn - controls that rely on this would fail in all but the simplest ways. also a porn website could spoof an Id check to gain private details of an individual that could be used to blackmail or steal identity & money. Not a good system.
Then there is VPN's often set up for the whole family that could bypass censorship in the UK.
When I was a child most of the kids viewed their parents porn (if there was any), we were about 14 or so when we really took an interest, at earlier times it was just incidental viewing. It'll be a tough job trying to stop underage porn viewing without killing an industry.
In the 1990s it was an eye-opening jungle supplied by any ISP. My neighbours' teenage sons gave all sorts of recommendations on which groups to visit or avoid.
Presumably it has now been reduced to a few dedicated subscription servers - and regularly purged by bots like Tumblr has apparently been recently.
Blocking porn will block access to the info that LGBTQ+ people of all ages need access to, I know of people who were saved by reading about LGBTQ+ info. They were depressed and felt alone finding forums and websites allowed them to find other people like them.
A few were from very religious families and without finding the info online might have committed suicide or harmed themselves. Youth are especially at risk.
A lot of people I think here are older and don't realise that the kind and extent of porn on the internet today is a lot more f*cked up. It does not remotely compare to what twas around before broadband.
The volume of material is unparalleled in history. I was a teen when high speed was 128 kbps and you'd be lucky to get by with a video a week..
There is a huge spectrum out there in what is labelled porn - the extreme stuff is as accessible as the simple stuff. The porn of your teen experience is not the limit of what the inquiring mind of a child can find.
There is a problem - the real world has supervision even if it isn't a parent. you'd have to go deep into the dark alleys to score that kind of extreme snuff shit in the past and no kid would be around there. On the internet, a sexy novel is on the same low shelf as rape torture fantasies and other fucked up crap.
That kind of flat access also has never happened in history.
This is not about morality, this is IMHO about the psychological impact on forming and susceptible minds by being exposed to this stuff. When your kid is on the internet - they are in the real fat world - with no doors, no adults, no locks.
To the brain, this is the same pathway as getting high. So let's compare the comments about porn to drugs.
Arguing that people had smoked a blunt as a child and turned out ok, is not relevant when the drugs of choice on the table goes all the way to fentanyl and cocaine, and unlimited at that and the user - a child has no idea how to contextualise nor figure out if the white powder they're clicking is sugar, cocaine or fentanyl.. unlimited...
Whilst the government answer is pointless, the fact that there is a problem cannot be overlooked.
A lot of people I think here are older and don't realise that the kind and extent of porn on the internet today is a lot more f*cked up. It does not remotely compare to what twas around before broadband.
??? So older people don't look at porn anymore, and we're all going by hazy recollections from our dim and distant yoof when the pictures were sepia and the women like Wookees?
You have to go as deep into the internet as you do that metaphorical dark alley to get the kind of material you are talking about. Dark stuff was actually much closer to the surface of the internet where it could be stumbled upon twenty years ago.
The more harmless the material, the closer to the surface it becomes - much as the drug scene the more dangerous and deadly the drug, the more dangerous the lifestyle (or at least mostly, prior to the recent Coventry incident - but we've no further info on that for the moment).
Like Americas prohibition experiment, make the least likely vice illegal and it raises the stakes to tommy gun levels.
They'll be a Paul Raymond mob along any time now, in dirty macs and kalashnikovs running Russian and Scandinavian porn into the country [Joke]....
"You have to go as deep into the internet as you do that metaphorical dark alley to get the kind of material you are talking about. Dark stuff was actually much closer to the surface of the internet where it could be stumbled upon twenty years ago."
Could you cite some references for this claim?
" So older people don't look at porn anymore"
You've missed the point - they typically seek something specific and they don't typically seek that kind of porn.
Ps:Have you heard of tor and the dark Web? It is fricking easy now. When is the last time parents on here fired up tor for porn?
"[...] a child has no idea how to contextualise nor figure out if the white powder they're clicking is sugar, cocaine or fentanyl."
About 20 years ago a young teenager from Turkey was explaining how careful he was of accepting sweet treats from strangers in Instanbul. The possibility was that they might also contain addictive drugs to increase a dealer's customer base.
The society's counter-measure was education of children about the risks.
"That's like saying legalise all hard drugs, [...]"
No it isn't. Turkey has very severe laws against most drugs. Even when you have such laws to try to curb something - you also need to educate people who are potential victims.
A more mundane example. Publicising that people should ignore the TV Licence spam for your banking details - doesn't mean that the perpetrators won't be prosecuted if caught.
A few weeks ago there was a YouTube video satirising Tumblr purging all the accounts it considers pr0n. Like all good satire it seems only slightly over the top. Some of the comments about the video are in the El Reg league.
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This will not work, and here's why. The law only applies to sites in the UK. What about U.S. sites like pornhub and xnxx? Any enterprising individual who knows anything about how the internet actually works can just switch their DNS servers to something in the US and bypass any blocks. You can also contact the IP address directly without going through DNS. So DNS based blocks won't work. You will have to have something like the Great Firewall of China to actually block it, and even that is problematic because many porn sites now use HTTPS which is encrypted, so deep packet inspection at the ISP won't work either.
So yeah, this is very doable, very feasible, and it will work well. So you don't believe my smiling face? I don't believe it either.
So the porn sites will now have to "subscribe" or "register" with a central body to verify visitor ages. The porn sites will also presumably have to invest in securing their site to handle this personal data, as well as comply with GDPR (will they have to keep a copy of the personal details?). I'm guessing this will just push the porn sites off of UK soil and beyond UK Government control.
"Free Porn" - site verified dirty by UK Government and clean by McAfee
I wonder if there will be a page on gov.uk with links to approved porn sites? That would seriously help with SEO :-)
The UK wouldn't influence Tumblr that much. Look more to the influence of the religious conservatives in the USA.
Trump is already rolling back things to do with women's rights and other minorities. Tumblr was also home to many LGBTQ+ communities.
See the satire YouTube video which seems only slightly over the top. Some of the comments about the video are in the El Reg league.
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There seem to be a very high incidence of users and defenders of extreme pronogrpahy in the El Reg readership. Maybe something to do with working with computers affects the way the brain handles and judges sex, as it is a very different position to that I see from people who are my neighbours and co-workers.
Actually there is a far wider problem to be addressed, and that is the control of all kinds of inappropriate content, content that incites violent or anti-social behaviour is a similar problem. And access is as 'flat' as it has ever been. In four clicks from opening browser, I can look at some Arabs beheading a European in the name of some sort of freedom of expression, and as it makes me feel ill, and wakes me up at night, I suspect there will be others more or less susceptible and impressionable who would also benefit from not seeing it, thank you very much. Similarly all sorts of sexual acts of greater or lesser risk to health are also visible. I also wonder if this leads to other folk being pressured to produce ever more extreme content.
I agree that the current proposal is about as much use as a wet paper bag, but in the longer term some sort of control is needed. As an internet user myself, and a parent of two teenagers, both of whom have had the sense to tell me about what they have been shown online by friends, I can see immediately that the "wild west" era of an unregulated internet needs to (and will sooner or later) draw to a close.
To demand otherwise is tilting at windmills.