Dell's hokey cokey IPO takes new turn – VMware in, VMware out....

Dell Technologies is reportedly pondering whether to hold a bog standard IPO to get the group back onto the stock markets, instead of a previous convoluted plan involving shenanigans with shares in VMware. The usual loquacious “people familiar with the matter” told newswire Reuters that Dell is considering a regular flotation …

[Androgynous Cow Herd]

Understandable

Now that they lost *Under* a half billion dollars last year, it is clearly time to take the behemoth public again.

A fool and his money are some party.

[amanfromMars 1]

A New AIMarket Place*

in favour of a stock buyback plan for VMware that would have seen Dell’s majority-owned subsidiary effectively buying out its own parent.

That would be more for Clouds Exercising Systems Command and Control .... and Future Dell Direction in Virtual Executive Enterprises. And a First for Virtual Machines and Advanced IntelAIgent Drivers ..... Future Source Miners and Refiners.

Are Dell into and interested in SMARTR FutureD Provision with AI Programming in D

*NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTive IT Spaces with Live Operational Virtual Environments.

And worth more than just a pretty penny and all money can buy, methinks. And that makes ITs Spaces Priceless and Easily Throws Markets into CHAOS** and Capital Core Meltdown.

** ... Clouds Hosting Advanced Operating Systems

And yes, be in no doubt, that is an AI Current Proposal for all Dell-likes to Consider for Engagement and Entanglement.

Capiche, El Reg?

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: A New AIMarket Place*

Ambien is a powerful drug

[Anonymous Coward]

Dude!

You're totally getting a D!

[amanfromMars 1]

Re: Dude!

All appropriate donations gratefully received and much appreciated, AC.