back to article UK's info commish is having a howler: Site dies amid 'plagiarised' GDPR book scandal

There have been better weeks for The Information Commissioner's Office, which has faced ridicule thanks to ongoing website woes and accusations of dodgy book endorsements. The UK data protection watchdog's site – which offers regulatory and compliance advice and acts as a portal for reporting breaches – has been down since …

  1. Gerry 3
    Facepalm

    ALL the regulators are useless...

    The ICO's website outage means that it's not possible to report yet another scam or nuisance phone cal, even if you think that reporting a spoofed or withheld number will achieve anything and you can be bothered to spend a fair bit of time so doing.

    If the ICO, DCMS, Ofcom etc were any good they'd have mandated long ago that all telcos provide 1477 free of charge by default: Automatic Call Trace stores the REAL number at your local exchange for subsequent investigation and prosecution. But that would be too easy, wouldn't it?

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: ALL the regulators are useless...

      >stores the REAL number at your local exchange for subsequent investigation and prosecution

      Banning international calls or intending ICO to have global reach ?

      Of course since calls can also route over satelites we really need the ICO to have some sort of forceful presence not just globally but in space - a space force ......

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: ALL the regulators are useless...

        "a space force ......"

        Could Dan Dare be it's chief test pilot?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: ALL the regulators are useless...

      That's by design. A toothless regulator is the best outcome for all concerned parties besides the public, whose opinion doesn't matter.

      1. Mark 85

        Re: ALL the regulators are useless...

        A toothless and clueless regulator is the best outcome for all concerned parties besides the public, whose opinion doesn't matter.

        FTFY. If our legislators/agencies were properly doing their jobs, either these agencies would have a clue and teeth or be quickly sent to oblivion. It would safe a pile of money and possibly reduce paperwork and headaches for everyone. An alternative would be to legislate such that these agencies could actually regulate effectively but that's just a dream.

        What's really sad is these regulators/agencies are in all countries. The amount of empolyees they have probably will reduce unemployment benefit costs so it's a form of state welfare.

      2. saif
        Facepalm

        Re: ALL the regulators are useless...

        Those who can, do... those that can't, regulate...those that can't regulate, write authoritative texts...those that can't do any of these, plagiarise.

  2. Arthur the cat Silver badge

    Great anonymisation technique.

    And for the UK, we have the totally anonymous individual "EW" in post code SW1A 1AA.

    1. Aladdin Sane

      Re: Great anonymisation technique.

      Thought it was ER?

      1. DJO Silver badge

        Re: Great anonymisation technique.

        You don't mean Brenda Saxe-Coburg do you, everybody knows who she is.

        1. Aladdin Sane

          Re: Great anonymisation technique.

          Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to you, pleb.

  3. adam payne

    In a bid to address the concerns, the ICO said it was now "developing a corporate policy on how requests for support and collaboration from third parties will be dealt with in the future".

    With the amount of bureaucracy in the ICO you would have thought someone there would have loved to add another policy to it.

    Surely it can't be the first time they've been asked to collaborate on things such as this. Unless of course it's the first time they've gotten caught rubber stamping something.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Lite-Touch-Regulation / First-World-Corruption

    Not just the UK sadly. Its like Bankster lite-touch regulation all over again:

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    https://www.irishtimes.com/business/technology/privacy-rights-it-s-natural-facebook-would-choose-ireland-1.3400531

    https://qz.com/162791/how-a-bureaucrat-in-a-struggling-country-at-the-edge-of-europe-found-himself-safeguarding-the-worlds-data/

    https://qz.com/993995/how-facebooks-fb-sheryl-sandberg-personally-lobbied-irish-prime-minister-enda-kenny-as-shown-by-2014-emails-published-in-the-irish-independent/

  5. Pascal Monett Silver badge
    Coat

    "what criteria was used to make the claim that it was 'authoritative' "

    She told her ghostwriter to be sure everything was factual, so she asserted to herself that the book was authoritative, as one would.

    And it looked good in the foreward, didn't it ?

  6. SVV

    Was she paid for providing this foreword?

    One could easily argue that penning a foreword to a book and describing it as "authoritative" when you"he not even read it, means that you have accepted money for misrepresenting the tiny amount of work you actually did and that you opine on things without having any information on them. Not acceptable behaviour for someone paid a huge salary for being the nation's chief overseer of information.

    1. Mark 85

      Re: Was she paid for providing this foreword?

      Maybe she did read it but hasn't a clue as to it being "authoritative" other than taking the author's word for it and from the tone of writing. So it was well-done BS...

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "the ICO had said the commissioner had not studied the book, but based her comments on "prior confidence in the author"."

    In my defence, M'Lud, I just followed the book endorsed by the Commissioner herself to the letter

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