back to article Phil Collins and supergroup exposed as cloud investors

Against all odds, middle-of-the-road rocker Phil Collins – along with ex-Genesis pals – are some of the unlikely backers behind UKCloud. World number one misery guts – and tennis star – Andy Murray and retired player Timmy the tiger Henman have also decided to crash into the net and have invested in the firm. Serving UKCloud' …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Philip Collins Limited Directors Pension Scheme...

    All so he can buy a nice home by the sea ?

    1. BillG
      Happy

      "There's something cloudy in the air tonight. Oh Lord"

      +1 for the subtitle. Thanks!

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If the cloud goes down do they turn it off then Turn it on again?

    1. chivo243 Silver badge
      Coat

      @AC

      When the cloud power goes down in the Datacenter, you have to call an Abacab to drive you there!

      1. Aladdin Sane

        Nah, they just get Mike to call The Mechanics.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          There's a Time and Place for Mike and the Mechanics puns and that's all. Good one though and I hope there's no misunderstanding.

          1. Aladdin Sane

            No misunderstanding, and I won't be looking back, over my shoulder.

  3. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken
    1. Pat O'Ban

      With Emo Philips! He's no son of mine.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Puns galore

    Some excellent punning going on here!

    1. jaycee331

      Re: Puns galore

      That's got to be my sub-headline of the year!

  5. Your alien overlord - fear me

    If only they could get someone who can grab headlines and likes a punt. How is Noel Edmund's £50 million money grab going?

  6. Hans Neeson-Bumpsadese Silver badge

    If he wants to do anything with root user privileges, he needs to run it with su-su-su-sudo

  7. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "digital transformation of health."

    Overall I think biological would be better than digital. It involves a bit more than cobbling together an app, however,

  8. tiggity Silver badge

    The Genesis bods did not want a sleepy calm then

    .. That song Heathaze begins:

    "No cloud, a sleepy calm"

    (as a bit more obscure than some of their stuff)

    Full marks for puns & prog lyric / track references in article & comments

  9. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

    Genesis? MOR?

    Hardly. Even with their main prog songwriter(s)[1] gone, I wouldn't describe them as MOR.

    Prog-pop maybe (in their later incarnation).

    [1] Steve Hackett mainly. Although PG could be sometimes be relied on for properly-prog-poetry..

  10. Stevie

    Bah!

    You missed one.

    Mason has done other investments invested money

    8o)

  11. tedleaf

    The already rich adding to their stash..

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The investment process:

    [Go] Down at the office had to fill out the forms

    A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose,

    Up to the counter to see what they think

    They said 'It doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink'.

  13. herman

    Hey, you! Get offa my cloud! - said Sir Mick.

  14. Korev Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Don't just stare at it...

    Whenever I see Phil Collins I always think of *that* American Psycho scene

    Where Paul Allen's gone ->

  15. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

    Pink Floyd?

    And not a single mention of Money in the entire article?

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