Re: Corporate blowoff time
That would be the local airport authorities, the FAA, and or other local sky-crime law enforcement agents. And if not available, a guy with a baseball bat or a shotgun will do the trick. Sky-crime is pretty serious, as it involves crimes, and they're done in the sky, hence the term sky-crime. The regular non-flying authorities can only arrest and prosecute crimes done on the ground. That's why we need special Sky-crime Marshals to handle the crimes people commit while sky diving, hang gliding, BASE jumping, flying non-commercial aircraft, floaters, or people who ride really big drones, or flying carpets, and drop things on other people not flying; like grenades, or cupcakes, or rotten eggs, or perfectly good grade A eggs, or a rock, or a Zune music player, or a bag filled with ketchup, or some dead fish, or a live fish. I think you take my meaning. Sky crime. Something must be done.