back to article In dire straits after #CensusFail, ABS to axe up to 150 staff

After the collapse of Australia's Census on August 9, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told radio shock-jock Alan Jones “Lots of people are trying to find out who to blame and what heads should roll” at the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS). And now we know that the first heads to roll will be rank and file staff, at least …

  1. AnthonyP69
    Holmes

    Whos fault is it?

    It should be the minister that oversees the funding of the agency.

    Slashing IT jobs as cost savings only makes it harder to understand what the out source service is doing.

    When outsourcing the IT staff you need to retain are generally higher skilled and come at a high price.

  2. Fred Pilcher

    Liberal Party Policies #573,248: Punish the innocent.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Indeed, some of those workers probably came by boat!!!

      - Pauline

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        As did the convicts and many early settlers…

        1. Denarius
          Meh

          Reply to post: In dire straits after #CensusFail, ABS to axe up to 150 staff

          we all came by boat at some stage. Even in ice ages there is deep water NW of Sahulland.

  3. Winkypop Silver badge
    Devil

    Hi, we're from HR. Your boss stuffed up big time

    So we are making you redundant.

    Here's a box.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    They can't figure out who's to blame…

    …so they're using the Monte Carlo method of approximation to decide who should stay and who should go?

  5. DeathSquid

    Why does that muppet David Kalisch still have a job? He oozes ineptitude and incompetence. His whopping $700k salary could be used instead to head off quite a few redundancies, methinks.

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