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Playmobil reconstruction or it didn't happen
The good burghers of Ottawa have been asked to keep an eye out for a four-and-a-half foot tall Playmobil fireman which was abducted from outside a toy store on Wednesday afternoon. The abducted Playmobil fireman Debbie Harley, manager of Tag Along Toys in the city's suburb of Kanata, explained that a 20-something male simply …
Tag Along Toys should have learned a lesson from the "Shoney's Big Boy". Either anchors or weight.
As an aside, one of my neighbors with an attractive high-school aged daughter kept getting his rural roadside mailbox whanged by bat wielding car or truck passengers. He placed a ten inch PVC pipe section in a new mailbox and filled the voids with concrete. When the door is closed, you can't tell it's been modified.