Poor show
"The release is named after a cocktail, apparently, but The Register's networking desk has neither gin nor Grenadine syrup on hand to test it."
Gin is a basic. Grenadine is only optional if space is really tight and vodka or whisky would need to be excluded to fit it in.
Clearly the Vulture Networking Desk of Networking that covers Networking whilst Networking needs to get its act in order if it is to continue functioning effectively.