Oh for FFS...
Quoting another version of Snow White as we used to tell it in high school:
The first one said, "Who has been sitting in my chair?"
The second one, "Who has been eating from my plate?"
The third one, "Who has been eating my bread?"
The fourth one, "Who has been eating my vegetables?"
The fifth one, "Who has been eating with my fork?"
The sixth one, "Who has been drinking from my cup?"
The seventh one, "Who is ... Oh never mind, turn off the lights brothers, let's go to bed"