Farmer mooved after reunion with two-year fugitive cow

A fugitive cow has been reunited with her deeply mooved farmer after two years on the run, and occasionally the hoof. The day after her farmer brought Matylda home she escaped from her field in Western Poland, reported AP. Upset with her surroundings, the heifer hoofed it after a fairly brief sojourn. Her owner, Leszek Zasada …

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Classic

Must have taken you ages, refrains from adding to the cow related puns

[Jean Le PHARMACIEN]

Re: Classic

No it didn't. It only took heifer the time you think. Now pull the udder one

[Blofeld's Cat]

Re: Classic

Some of those puns are veal-ly bad...

[TitterYeNot]

Re: Classic

Manure scraping the barrel with this story, it's obviously a load of bull.

Must be going, byre for now...

[Anonymous Blowhard]

Re: Classic

I can't believe the puns; how dairy use them on a site like this!

Then again, how cud he resist?

[Phuq Witt]

It's A Bit Warm for a Coat

...I'll get me jersey!

[Anonymous Coward]

This is gonna get milked...

[Anonymous Blowhard]

Where's Anonymous Cowherd when you need him?

[An ominous cow herd]

I bet he's...

cowering somewhere!

[hatti]

Spotted

An eyewitness said you could see the cow as it went pasteurise.

"Geeves, my ermine trimmed coat if you will"

[Alister]

Re: Spotted

"Geeves, my ermine trimmed coat if you will"

Sorry mate, it's Jeeves...

[hatti]

Re: Spotted

Not where I live, it's a rough neighbourhood :)

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Spotted

Another eyewitness missed it as they only skimmed the horizon.

[Andy 68]

Re: Spotted

Bit of a low blow that one.

But it's the same with felines...

My cattle be gone for days at a time.

[Elmer Phud]

At least no-one has a real beef over this

[Peter Simpson 1]

The grass is always greener...

[Sean Timarco Baggaley]

Comedians say writing good comedy is hard...

...but you didn't have to go so far udder your way to prove it.

And the less said about some of the comments, the butter.

[Stoneshop]

Take this matter out to pasture

It behooves a serious publication like The Register to be not reporting this in such a cheesy manner.

[jake]

"The day after her farmer brought Matylda home"

Cows hate change, worse than cats! She was just trying to figure out how to get back to her real home. If I were her, I'd have belted the original owner galloway into the next county for even thinking about the sale.

[tony2heads]

Re: "The day after her farmer brought Matylda home"

Cow's hate change; no wonder is their next move might be to the abattoir

[jake]

@ tony2heads (was: Re: "The day after her farmer brought Matylda home")

Cow's(sic) truly have no concept of "abattoir". Nor the concept of typ(o)ed English.

But thank you for your contribution.

[Anonymous Coward]

Police need a pat on the head

An udderly great response from the herds of cops involved. Never cowtow to errant moovers such as this. The capture was over in a flash - pasteurize before you saw it.

[Primus Secundus Tertius]

Waltzing Matylda

Matylda went waltzing, but did not end up down udder.

[Hit Snooze]

Two years to catch a cow

Only in Poland would it take two years to catch a cow. I imagine the people trying to capture the cow were taking trapping lessons from Wild E. Coyote

[x 7]

Re: Two years to catch a cow

two years? thats about how long it takes most men, trouble is you don't realise she's a cow until you get married

[x 7]

This story sounds like a load of bull. To be honest, if I were one of the site managers I'd have a beef with the staff over them trying to milk the customers with stories like this. The readers need buttering up, not fed silage.

[Snapper]

This cow is clever!

If the picture is to be believed, then this cow has managed to find her way to the mythical Polish Carpathian mountains in the south of the country (who knew), and all the Keystones were looking in the west.