"About 33 examples of copulating insect fossils have been dug up. Until now, the oldest was two lustful midges who were immortalised in Lebanese amber for 135 million years."
Who was Lebanese amber?
Two horny beasts have been caught shagging in the missionary position - 165 million years after they started. Chinese scientists found a fossil of two froghopper insects in the middle of what newspapers might euphemistically term a "sex act". The sweethearts were killed by poisonous gas as they went at it, before sinking to …
That person has examined half a million fossils? That's a lot of fossil examining. That's a lot of anything examining... Even many years ago when I ran an eight year experiment on the effects of cannabis, mushrooms and bourbon I don't think I looked at my hands 500,000 times, and I did a lot of looking at my hands then :)