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iPhone haters are a dime a dozen, but it takes an especially hearty helping of heated hostility towards Apple's latest shiny-shiny to go after one with a 50-caliber Barrett M82A1 high-precision rifle. Actually, we have no idea whatsoever whether Richard Ryan harbors any personal animosity to Cupertino's new iPhone 5s, but we …

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  1. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge
    Coat

    That'll buff right out

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      There has got to be something wrong with American society when someone can go buy and run around with a .50 sniper rifle and use a phone for target practice and find it a useful experiment.

      Should we be surprised when children are killed in school shootings?

      In 2007:

      266 Americans a day were shot

      82 Americans a day died

      At the moment it is running a 42 people shot and killed each day

      This is a combination of intentional and unintentional shootings.

      Now this video makes sense? Gun happy nutters.

      1. jake Silver badge

        @AC 06:09

        How many Brits died of tobacco, fat, sugar, alcohol, and salt in the same time-frame? Serious question. And remember, your little insular population is a hell of a lot smaller than the population on the west side of the pond.

        1. Cliff

          Re: @AC 06:09

          IIRC the population is about 20% or so of the USA. Population density is massively higher, of course.

          Really can't see where the alcohol/fat/sugar thing is leading - send a bit of a pot/kettle argument if you want to go down that road. Portion sizes are generally smaller, not so much corn syrup in things like bread. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of chunkier people here too, not convinced it's more than in the US though. Completely irrelevant to the topic though. Your argument may be better served asking about how many people were injured in 1980's football fan fights. It's about as relevant but the numbers might be more on your side.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: @AC 06:09

          Yeah, but we aren't regarded as a third world nation. You are. Rich (though diminishing), but definitely third world

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: @AC 06:09

            You are are third world in large parts though: Flint? Appalachians? Large parts of your cities? Mass murders? Religious extremists as part of the mainstream? Education that results in widespread belief in "creationism"? 45% without health cover?

            Sounds pretty third world to me.

        3. Eponymous Cowherd
          WTF?

          Re: @AC 06:09

          Wow, a Yank calling the British "insular"?

        4. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: @AC 06:09

          Jake, plucking random thoughts out of the air, much as you did, I would assert that proportionately more Americans died of tobacco, fat, sugar, alcohol, and salt in the same time-frame than did in the UK. A useful fact might be how many Americans died through the use of their own 'defence weapon' turned on them. Then throw in how many died when the relative went on a shooting spree with the 'liberated' weapon, hint start off thinking about a few schools

          You might also throw a random thought about defence contractors who would appear to be too dangerous to be armed with a pencil eraser, clearly guns are very useful for their personal 'protection',.

          Sadly and just as deadly we do appear to be importing the same lame brain idea of gun 'culture' among the criminal classes, (though what 'culture' has to do with a criminal bozo with a gun is unclear).

        5. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: @AC 06:09

          But the Americans die of tobacco, fat, sugar, alcohol and salt as well - surely...?

        6. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: @AC 06:09

          What, no Americans died from diseases related to alcohol, fat etc? And were these caused by nutcases with guns or through simple ignorance or carelessness about their personal health, diet or genetic propensity?

          I read some figures the other day that suggested cities such as Chicago have nearly as many murders as the whole of Great Britain in a year. How many people are crowded into each USA city?

          There are many decent things in the USA. But the number of poor and people with access to weapons who should be nowhere near them are not among them.

          Hmm. Just more evidence of the poor education of all too many in USA I suppose.

          Anon. because there are too many Americans with the ability to do something stupid and lack of self control. Judge by the downvotes.

        7. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: @AC 06:09

          As far as I can see this was an AC post.... El Reg has a big number of international readers so the presumption that the post'er was British is quite a big one. Secondly, I'm pretty sure having a quick flick over the internet now that the US's health issues with diet and tobacco are a little more severe than those in the UK.

          More obviously though I guess is how an overweight, sodium excessed person from England is going to kill another person with fat and salt? It might be important to understand that people with guns far more often kill other people than themselves.

        8. Annihilator
          Facepalm

          Re: @AC 06:09

          "How many Brits died of tobacco, fat, sugar, alcohol, and salt in the same time-frame?"

          One suspects the US managed just as impressive a rate as the UK, but regardless, they didn't die due to someone else's burger. The only product you mentioned that could possibly harm someone else is tobacco and regardless of your view on 2nd-hand smoke damage, public exposure to that has pretty much been eradicated.

          The only risk to you is if they fall on you.

      2. Voland's right hand Silver badge

        Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

        Nothing wrong with using a phone for target practice. Or furby for that matter. As long as you have the money to do it, this is no different from "Will It Blend?".

        The wrong starts when you:

        1. Think that this rifle is any good to you to defend against your evil government. Hint - government, has tanks, missiles and drones. Going against that armed with a rifle - give me a break.

        2. Think that having that rifle is unalienable right. There is no such thing as unalienable right to wield a deadly weapon. It is a responsibility, so a civilized sosciety is fully entitled to ensure that you know what you are doing and are responsible for your actions before you are allowed to have it. It is also entitled to remove it from your hands if this is needed to ensure the safety of the others.

        In any case, effectively removing firearms from the hands of the criminals does very little to reduce headline violent crime. They just switch to knives (as in Nottingham and a few other places in the UK) and if the government manages to remove even knives (Stalin tried that) they switch to sharpened screwdrivers and other "dual use tools".

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

          In any case, effectively removing firearms from the hands of the criminals does very little to reduce headline violent crime.

          In fact it does absolutely fuck all, cause they never removed guns from the hands of criminals, they only every removed the guns from the hands of thousands of law abiding licensed / checked owners. The criminals never had a problem getting hold of guns, that's how come legal gun owners weren't getting their houses burgled all the time before they banned legal ownership. It's also why immediately after the ban gun crime went up, something it has continured to do to this day.

          1. DJO Silver badge
            Facepalm

            Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

            In fact it does absolutely fuck all,{Rant abridged for the sake of brevity and sanity}. It's also why immediately after the ban gun crime went up, something it has continured to do to this day.

            Please stick to reading the Daily Mail, it exists to bolster your fantasies. If you actually bothered to check the figures instead of making assumptions you'd find that the firearms homicide rate is now lower than before the Dunblane massacre in 1996.

            Dear Americans, no matter how you look at it there is something wrong with your society if you think that your having nearly twice as many gun deaths per day as the UK has per year is a acceptable state of affairs.

            1. Eddy Ito

              Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

              "Dear Americans, no matter how you look at it there is something wrong with your society if you think that your having nearly twice as many gun deaths per day as the UK has per year is a acceptable state of affairs."

              Just a few points. First consider the differences in population and suicide rate. The population of the US is far greater than the UK but the suicide rate is about the same. Now consider that in the US roughly 2/3 of gun deaths are suicides. Next let's consider that according to the Telegraph from a few years back the gun crime rate in the UK has apparently doubled in the past decade and the latest FBI statistics show that gun homicides in the US have dropped more than 50% in the past two decades.

              Finally, consider the quote of the Home Office Spokeswoman in the linked Telegraph article, to wit: "It is misleading to compare figures for 2007 / 08 with those from 2002 and before, due to changes in recording practices." Now if it's misleading to compare figures for different years in the UK because of differences in recording practices, what makes you think it isn't misleading to compare figures between the US and the UK which definitely have different recording practices? Maybe we could call it lying without comparable statistics.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

                @Eddy Ito,

                If you'd bother to do just a little bit more research, you would have found more recent figures for UK gun crime that shows that the number of gun crime offences in recent years is less than half what it was in 2002/03 - using the same recording practices.

                Also comparing supposed (and erroneous) growth in UK gun crime with US gun homicides is comparing chalk and cheese; either compare gun crime or gun homicides but don't cherry pick what happens to support your viewpoint. And if you're going to end with a point that you shouldn't compare figures from different countries with differing recording practices, then I don't see why you are actually doing that comparison yourself in your earlier paragraph.

                1. Eddy Ito

                  Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

                  @AC 07:57

                  Gee, you're absolutely right. It's nice to have such an authoritative source of information and not just statements of opinion. What I don't understand is why would the Home Office representative state the recording practices are different if they aren't? I guess I'll have to take your word for it since you are such an authority on such matters.

                  Oh, just so you know, this is called sarcasm since you so clearly missed the irony earlier.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

              @ DJO,

              I don't read any newspapers, I get my facts from government statistics.

              If all you have is to call those you disagree with names, then you shouldn't bother posting anything.

              We already have enough piss-ant name calling trolls spouting forth crap on the internet.

              Oh! By the way, pointing out facts about how legal gun owners weren't getting burgled left right and centre before the ban, isn't ranting... its FACT. Maybe you have a problem with facts which contradict your own thoughts? That's why you try to slur the words of others by calling them 'rants'. Leftie are you? Cause it's standard leftie tactics to do exactly what you did there, You know try to discredit someone who says something you dislike, by calling them names, and dismissing anything they say which you dislike with claims of it being a 'rant'. Come the revolution comrade, people like me will be standing people like you (name calling denialists) against the wall.

              1. Xofer
                Holmes

                Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

                Speaking as an "indie" I'd say slurring words and discrediting people is something lefties and righties both do in equal measure.

        2. Shades
          Trollface

          Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

          Voland's Right Hand wrote:

          1. Think that this rifle is any good to you to defend against your evil government. Hint - government, has tanks, missiles and drones. Going against that armed with a rifle - give me a break.
          If it came to that then I think I'd prefer that rifle to a cricket bat!

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Stop

          Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

          "Think that this rifle is any good to you to defend against your evil government. Hint - government, has tanks, missiles and drones. Going against that armed with a rifle - give me a break."

          Er... not withstanding that the guy is clearly nuts, the rifle in question (being an anti-materiel sniper rifle) is one of the few weapons likely to be effective against armour. Not tanks of course, but Humvees, low-flying drones, weak points on helicopters up to and including Apache gunships, absolutely.

        4. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

          eh? the cheap-skates down in Leicester use knives - guns are used in Nottingham, it's totally gangsta.

        5. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

          that particular rifle could probably shoot down a drone or aircraft

        6. gazthejourno (Written by Reg staff)

          Re: Quote: "There has got to be something wrong..."

          So you want to ban/heavily restrict firearms ownership, while simultaneously admitting you know it has little or no effect?

      3. DrXym

        "There has got to be something wrong with American society when someone can go buy and run around with a .50 sniper rifle and use a phone for target practice and find it a useful experiment."

        Less an experiment and more likely an attempt to cash-in from YouTube views.

      4. Don Jefe

        Bicycles injure and kill far, far more people here guns. Yes, there are some parts of the system that could be improved; but you just look like a jackass when you start pulling out factoids proving bicycles are far more deadly than firearms and much more deserving of increased regulation.

      5. Hombre sin nombre

        As a point of fact

        There are zero recorded incidents of a .50BMG rifle ever being used in the commission of a crime. They weigh north of 30 pounds and aren't particularly easy to tuck into your waistband and knock over a liquor store with after all.

        1. ThomH

          Re: As a point of fact

          Here's what's going on in the US right now: last year, one party proposed an economic plan. That plan lost in a nationwide election by a healthy margin, cost the party Senate seats and substantially reduced the number of votes it received for the House of Representatives. Now that party is saying "it's either that plan or we shut down the government". When they did the same thing twice, two decades ago, the result was that the economy lost $1.5tn. It's line is being championed by someone in the Senate who (i) demanded the bill passed up from the House contain specific provisions; then (ii) took the floor to protest for 21 hours because the bill had exactly what he wanted in it; then (iii) voted in favour — alongside every other member of the Senate — of the procedural step he'd just spent 21 hours delaying.

          Here's what happened last year: following a specific extreme criminal act, 58% of those surveyed wanted stricter gun controls. Legislation was debated but failed following threats from the gun lobby.

          So: should anyone, anywhere in the world, take lessons from America on its system of legislation?

          1. Hombre sin nombre

            Re: As a point of fact

            I'm not too torn up about the gun control legislation failing. The last time we passed sweeping legislation in the emotional wake of a tragedy to 'make sure it never happens again' we ended up with the PATRIOT Act. Not to mention that none of the proposed measures would have prevented the Newtown shooting had they been in place beforehand, as the shooter's mother had a clean background and all of her firearms were purchased from licensed dealers long before the shooting and were all properly registered. Beyond that, the mass shootings that make the headlines are a drop in the bucket compared to the level of background gun violence occurring in our cities daily. The vast majority of crimes are committed with small handguns that are illegally purchased and possessed by desperately impoverished people.

            Gun control is already in place. More robust universal background checks may or may not make some small difference, and better enforcement of existing laws would go a long way, but the real problems are social welfare issues, primarily extreme urban poverty and an abysmally poor mental health system.

            Is America the model for the world? No. Our legislature is woefully inefficient and is populated almost entirely by sideshow clowns. That being said, focusing what little legislative attention and effectiveness we do have on scary black plastic assault weapons and scary fifty caliber sniper rifles is a waste of time and resources that could be better spent elsewhere.

            1. ThomH

              Re: As a point of fact (@Hombre sin nombre)

              I fact checked myself and had my numbers confused: it's 58% that would support greater gun control now! almost a year after the event. So I think probably the main point to be made is: it's no more accurate to paint America as a land of gun-obsessives than it is to paint it as a democratic panacea that European nations should aspire to. Americans are extremely diverse and likely just as many of them have a negative opinion of someone shooting up consumer electronics for YouTube as do Brits.

              (aside: as a Brit currently resident in the US with interests back home, I'm currently part-funding both governments)

              1. ecofeco Silver badge

                Re: As a point of fact (@Hombre sin nombre)

                (aside: as a Brit currently resident in the US with interests back home, I'm currently part-funding both governments)"

                Dear god! You have my sincere sympathies.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: As a point of fact

            "So: should anyone, anywhere in the world, take lessons from America on its system of legislation?"

            only if you want to be ruled by rich dunces and idiots...

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: As a point of fact

          There are zero recorded incidents of a .50BMG rifle ever being used in the commission of a crime.

          Firing one across a border to shoot a British soldier as an act of terrorism is a crime from where I'm sitting.

        3. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: As a point of fact

          There are zero recorded incidents of a nuclear weapon being used in the commission of a crime - but the fuss that the local police make when you try and build one ....

      6. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I'm sure I'll be mass downvoted for this...

        The only thing I see wrong with the video is that it 's a complete waste of a huge amount of money. I normally use cheap targets! But hey, if you have the money to spend, who am I to tell you how to spend it?

        My wife & I both have handguns, and we both have our concealed carry licenses. We had to go to classes, prove our proficiency with our weapon, and pass a thorough background check (including mental hospital records, etc). Sure, we didn't have a shrink examine us, and there was no Minority Report-style insight to see if we'd ever use them illegally, but it's a good step in the right direction. When we're at home, they're locked. When we're out, they're completely concealed on our body. They're not going to be easily stolen and used against us or somebody else.

        No, I don't think the guns are going to save me from the government or stop them if they want me. However I do think that they'll at least make an attacker think about backing off really quick.

        The problem with the whole gun control debate is that people let their emotions take over and not think logically. The school shooting happened, in well, a school, which is a gun-free zone already. The Navy Yard shooting happened in a gun-free zone inside a gun-free city. I'm not sure about the movie theaters around here are gun-free (no, I don't know if it was like that before hand). Add in the university and other school mass shootings, and a pattern emerges: that mass shootings seem to happen a lot more frequently in gun-free zones!

        If somebody is going to commit murder, they're already breaking the law, do you really think violating one more law is going to stop them? Sure, a lot of those people bought their weapons legally or took them from someone else, but it isn't exactly hard to get a weapon from the black market. Marijuana is banned in almost every state in the US, yet it's everywhere and seems to be readily available. If they can't even stop people from getting high, do you really think they're going stop people from getting a gun if they really want to?

        If these people didn't have a gun, they'd just find something else to case pain and misery: explosives, poison, fire, vehicular assault, etc. They're not killing because they have a gun, they're killing because they're mentally unstable.

        After guns, what else do you want to ban to keep people safe? Pointy knives? Fishing spears? Pitchforks? Lighters? Matches? Household chemicals? Tractors?

        PS: I am a Merkin. I do weight a little more than I'd like to. While I don't claim to be completely sane, I wouldn't call myself a nutter. I'm also not right-wing, I don't live in a trailer, I don't have a mullet, and I don't think everybody is out to get me. So can we have a mature debate without name calling?

        1. Cliff

          Re AC 'My wife & I both have handguns'

          Blimey, what went wrong, a measured and at least considered response from an AC. Someone tell the Reg the forums are broken!

          Individually I'm certain you and your Mrs are strong adverts for the responsible use of you own handguns, totally with you there. It's like watching the mandatory 30s FBI warning on a DVD in many ways - control punished the very people who are trying to be responsible. I can't say I agree with the maxim that everyone having a gun means everyone is safer from gun attacks - the numbers don't bear it out of course, but I don't think the psychology does either.

          For a handgun to be anything more than a dangerous prop, the owner needs to be able to use it fast and in complete confidence, and to always have it on them. I'm sure most people go to the range and shot targets a little, or even weekly, but that alone doesn't really change being psychologically able or prepared to respond appropriately when face to face in a hazardous situation. An improper response could be lethal.

          If someone mugs you for cash on a street, you can comply, run away or fight. Running away is always a great option if you can of course, but with the adrenaline pumping and nerves jangling, do you arms escalate and pull out your own weapon? The moment you do, does the mugger walk away saying 'my mistake', or does he now have 2 things to mug you for? And the more belligerent you get against some more experienced and desperate person, the more likely the situation is to involve a weapon discharge. Look at the players, one has less to lose, and the other has even more things to steal, it's not an honour match between gentlemen, it's a filthy brawl made lethal. By maths alone, half of gun owners are below average in their ability to protect themselves, yet they are actively upping the stakes to a lethal standoff.

          I don't think the solution to school massacres is to put more guns into schools. In fact, probably one of the most effective ways to reduce them is for your news stations gleefully celebrating and exploring every moment into a media frenzy-it makes it seem like a viable option to go down in a blaze of glory as celebrated in every crappy movie teenagers watch. Blurs fantasy and reality too much. Instead, downplay it. Damaged kids want the world to see how much they hurt, they see a way to do it which gives them a showboat stage. Remove the excitement, sensation and media circus and give it a couple of cycles and it'll drop right off. My thoughts, anyway.

          Personally, I'm also sick of movies glamorising handguns. If nothing else they make for the laziest, sloppiest screenwriting and plot devices. They're used instead of drama. Very lame. Also, the idea that they only kill enemies and heroically wound heroes, are clean and efficient and kinda cool like having your own poet dinosaur means we never see a balanced, realistic portrayal of the results on screen. I think that compounds things, myself, but isn't the thrust of the discussion here.

          I do sympathise actually. Shooting things can be fun, and by all means keep channels open for that. Guns won't vanish overnight, but restrictions mean they become less and less prevalent outside of shooting ranges etc mean fewer instances of escalation, hopefully fewer deaths or injuries. I think there are some very weak arguments used for arming everyone (protect me from my government, etc., you've seen them hashed out) and they really do just throw dust in the eyes of open adult debate. Americans are better than that, the ones I've met anyway. You guys deserve better than a bunch of self-interested parties using your names and specious arguments to maintain their interests.

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          2. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: Re AC 'My wife & I both have handguns'

            @ Cliff

            "I can't say I agree with the maxim that everyone having a gun means everyone is safer from gun attacks - the numbers don't bear it out of course"

            If we work it out by numbers we have a normal majority and a minority of trouble. The normal will debate the moral and be in a large range of wouldnt hurt a fly to my family will be safe at all costs. The trouble makers will ignore rules anyway and be an actual threat. So if the majority have the chance to protect themselves because the minority is certain to make themselves potentially lethal.

            "Look at the players, one has less to lose, and the other has even more things to steal, it's not an honour match between gentlemen, it's a filthy brawl made lethal"

            It is a situation of violence, if not in action it is in threat. A mugging is at the very minimum a threat of actual harm up to death. So the mugger has already defined the situation in a very real and dangerous way. By producing the gun you will scare off the mugger who isnt committed to risking his life for your petty cash. This leaves the committed mugger who is willing to harm/kill for pocket money. This is the scum of the earth who will likely escalate to breaking into homes and inflicting further harm. In this situation that is one seriously dangerous person removed by arrest or death. Surely that is a good thing. Having a weak victim who can only be hurt or killed is not a good situation.

            "I don't think the solution to school massacres is to put more guns into schools."

            Gun free zones are an advertisement. Hey look these people cant defend themselves. Do we have signs on our houses and cars saying 'alarm free zone'? No. Yet how much media coverage do we see that schools are unarmed and easy targets? With or without the guns present there needs to be the threat that any nutty moron tries to attack a school they will not make it through the gate alive. That certainly does not sound like an advert to mass murderers.

            "Personally, I'm also sick of movies glamorising handguns"

            I completely agree. In the UK the lack of education is amazing. If you tell someone you shoot they instantly panic. You see the thoughts of blood soaked films and misinformation cross their little minds. Yet all I shoot at is paper targets. It has been very interesting watching my parents who were entirely anti-gun and blanking that my guns even existed. Yet over time I managed to convince them to come to the range and they enjoyed it. They seemed very surprised at the lack of danger and stupidity.

            I like most of your comment as reasoned, I just disagree that removing guns from the legal owners will remove guns from the illegal killers. Guns should be made part of education just as you teach people not to misuse woodwork tools etc. We cant just leave it to violent film and biased media. At least here in the UK it is pretty shocking.

      7. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Is that all?

        Only 82 Americans killed per day?

        Not enough if you ask me.

        We should be handing guns out in the streets.

        ;-)

        1. Eddy Ito

          @AC 29/9/13 06:06 GMT

          "We should be handing guns out in the streets."

          Obama has already tried that and I would think it has failed by now.

      8. James Micallef Silver badge

        @AC - I'm as much in awe at the stupidity of US gun laws as the next European, but this is actually something useful and interesting. Whoever posted this clearly knows his weapons, and correct operation thereof, and is (seems to be) using them responsibly.

        What's crazy is needing to take proper training + pass a stringent test and get a license to operate a motor vehicle, and have said vehicle registered with a government database searchable by the police, while any 18-year-old without the slightest training or knowledge can turn up at a gun show with a wad of cash and leave with an automatic assault weapon.

      9. Jim 59

        USA society == utter utter nightmare

        Yes, the USA is so mind-blowingly awful that people are literally queuing up to live there, or risking imprisonment by sneaking over the border, or taking their holidays there again and again and again.

        Meanwhile the poor citizenry are treated like prisoners, earn only £100k a year, and are forced to put up with constant good weather in their spacious, swimming-pool ridden neighborhoods, while-

      10. cyrus
        Flame

        Retroactive Abortions

        In my opinion, we need MORE guns. People here in the US are still reproducing faster we can kill 'em. We tried sending them over seas to die in a war, but dayum if we Americans are really good at killing... We like to practice on each other!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Newsworthy?

  2. corestore

    I have an M82A1. A lot of fun.

    I won't give houseroom to any iDevice - unless it's hacked, cracked, jailbroken, and unlocked.

    Or shot up...

    1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

      Jake is that you?

  3. Adam 1

    You're shooting it wrong!

  4. bag o' spanners
    Happy

    Fun shooters are fun. They don't bother shooting live things, and they seem to have a functioning sense of humour. There's also a whole subculture of pervy girls with guns on that there interweb, including a few who shoot plushies with Armsel streetsweepers and the like. My favourite from the wayback was a Texas Cabbage Patch Massacre.

  5. Unicornpiss

    Seems like a pointless waste

    I'm not an Apple fan by any means, but this seems like a pointless stunt, and a waste of a good phone. Oh well, not my phone at least nor my problem.

    1. poopypants

      Re: Seems like a pointless waste

      Really? I found it most enjoyable. In fact I watched the whole thing twice.

    2. Charles Manning

      Re: Seems like a pointless waste

      At 2.5 million views and counting, it i surely worth the entertainment value.

      I expect it has also brought in ad revenues in excess of the icost.

      So it surely is NOT a pointless waste.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Seems like a pointless waste

      this seems like a pointless stunt

      Au contrare… the bullet had quite a sharp point.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Amazing video

    Awesome video work. Can't believe that hole from the still pic was the "entry wound" on the phone.

    1. Steve Crook

      Re: Amazing video

      What impressed me most was the fact that there was so little resistance from the phone that the initial Barrett round went through and the phone stayed upright.

      When I was a kid I dug up some 50cal machine gun slugs fired during WW2 at a temporary range. They were unjacketed lead (weighing 35g, 1.25oz) and you wouldn't want anyone to throw one at you let alone have it arrive at several hundred miles an hour. War films were never the same again...

      1. Ramiro
        Thumb Up

        Re: Amazing video

        Yes, I was very impressed by that too. It seemed like a frigging laser shot! It's incredible how little energy is transferred to the parts of the target not exactly under the bullet.

        I was also impressed by the water test too, nice ninja move ;) I can only hope to be as fast if the same thing happens to me.

        For the record, I never have and probably never will use an Apple product, not even for target practice (the fact that I don't own a gun and have never shot anything but my granpa's .22, under his supervision of course, some 35 years ago does help of course :)

      2. Annihilator
        Boffin

        Re: Amazing video

        "What impressed me most was the fact that there was so little resistance from the phone that the initial Barrett round went through and the phone stayed upright."

        Perfect example to contradict the silly notion in films someone being shot and thrown through a plate glass window.

    2. Don Jefe
      Happy

      Re: Amazing video

      The hole looks like that because .50cal BMG is a stupid round to use for such a lightly armored target. It is fun I suppose, especially for people who have never seen a .50cal in action, but it isn't the appropriate round for consumer electronics or fleshy targets.

      I would have used my .220 Swift with a varmint load. At 5344 feet per second it is like shooting a laser at something and it completely vaporizes prairie dogs at 800 yards. The big ole slow .50cal round just punches through and keeps on going. In most cases you want your ammunition frangible as that's how energy is dispersed through the target, not by poking a hole in it. Great big rounds are for specialized purposes and movies, they aren't practical or even effective for most applications.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Amazing video

        In most cases you want your ammunition frangible as that's how energy is dispersed through the target, not by poking a hole in it.

        Fragmenting ammunition is illegal for use in war under international law. It also goes against the very basic tenets of combat, where you want to injure the soldier you shoot, so his mates try to save him. They make good secondary targets.

        Great big rounds are for specialized purposes and movies, they aren't practical or even effective for most applications.

        That depends upon what you're shooting at, and how far it is away. Big rounds are more lethal at longer ranges.

        1. OrsonX
          Mushroom

          @obnoxiousgit

          "Fragmenting ammunition is illegal for use in war under international law."

          Apparently so are:

          cluster bombs

          poison gas

          biological weapons

          blinding lasers

          anti personnel mines (this one I understand as they maim after hostilities have finished)

          total war

          rape/torture/murder

          etc.

          It's okay to slaughter thousands of people in (e.g., Syria), but use sarin gas to do it then you've crossed a red line. WTF?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: @obnoxiousgit

            @ OrsonX

            It's okay to slaughter thousands of people in (e.g., Syria), but use sarin gas to do it then you've crossed a red line. WTF?

            The only truth about war, is it makes no fucking sense at all, that's why any sane person really, REALLY doesn't want to do it unless they have no where else to go.

        2. Don Jefe

          Re: Amazing video

          Shooting iPhones isn't illegal under international law now is it? Neither is shooting varmints with frangible ammunition. The .50 BMG now, that is illegal for direct use against Human targets. The round is for use only against armor or for anti-aircraft purposes. That means you can shoot someone inside an armored vehicle or building but you can't shoot them if they're just walking around.

          The part about shooting to injure not to kill is silly bullshit stemming from the move towards smaller rounds instead of the larger rounds of the WWI & II era. The 'old guard' soldiers didn't understand what was happening. The ammunition is smaller because of decades of research to make it so a soldier can carry more ammunition without a weight penalty. Advances in barrel and powder technology allowed this to happen while still providing enough power to easily kill a Human. You've obviously never seen bullet wounds outside of movies or video games if you think war fighters are shooting to injure someone.

          A bog standard .223 ball round leaves an exit wound about the size of a baseball (or teacup for you UK folks) in a Human torso; not a cute little pencil sized hole. Being shot in the arm or leg regularly removes the arm or leg or at least renders it permanently useless, if you don't bleed to death first. You don't think all those vets with prosthetics were blown up did you? Nope. Mostly hit with small arms fire. Look the stats up yourself.

          Large heavy rounds are only appropriate when the bullet needs to penetrate thick, dense material on its way to critical things (pilots, drivers, engines, etc...) If you use too large of a round on something you end up with something just like in the video, something with a hole through it. A straight hole might, or might not, eliminate the threat. A small round that is significantly slowed and deformed by impact is a far, far, far better way to kill something. The deformation of the round and the slowing velocity allows the energy from the round to radiate further in the short distance it has before exiting the target. Causing more damage than a larger round would in the same distance. The small round leaves a bigger hole on the other side.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Amazing video

            @ Don Jefe,

            You've obviously never seen bullet wounds outside of movies or video games if you think war fighters are shooting to injure someone.

            I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you weren't trying to patronise an ex infantry soldier with that bullshit. I know all about shooting people thanks, I can give you chapter and verse about what soldiers are trained to do, and why soldiers they are trained that way. Especially with regards to shooting people.

            Going back to the ballistics, you suggest that rounds which deform on impact are what you really want because they do lots of damage, and again completely ignore internatiional law regarding combat weapons. It is illegal to deliberately issue weapons which deform on impact to cause greater damage to a human target. That's why the British SA80 couldn't use NATO standard 5.56mm rounds, instability in flight, causing tumbling and deformation on impact. Using them against enemy soldiers would have been a war crime.

            Large heavy rounds have their place, there are times when an outright kill is desirable. I can assure you there are times when the target isn't stood behind anything at all, when an outright kill is desirable.

            1. Don Jefe

              Re: Amazing video

              Yep. Bullishit. Calling it. You may have served in the military but they didn't tell you any of the crap you're spewing. It's all urban legend you may have heard from your enlisted buddies but that shit is not reality.

              All non armor piercing bullets deform on impact. No law or rule is going to change that. It is illegal to design a bullet for Human targets that specifically maximizes that effect, but they don't have to.

              There is nothing unstable about the .223/5.56mm bullet in flight. There's a reason it is the most popular round for precision competitive shooting out to 1000 yards. You're repeating another urban legend...

              As far as the SA80's ammunition... The Radway FN SS109 equivalent is the same FN SS109 equivalent everyone else uses. Most countries have specific specialty rounds for specific situations, but the only thing special about standard issue British ammunition is the fact it is made in Britain and it is wholly a commercial decision. Everybody likes to manufacture their own ammunition. It has absolutely nothing to do with the UK defining every round fired by US general infantry since Vietnam a war crime.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Amazing video

                Yep. Bullishit. Calling it. You may have served in the military but they didn't tell you any of the crap you're spewing. It's all urban legend you may have heard from your enlisted buddies but that shit is not reality.

                ...

                What have you been reading? Certainly not what I wrote, to have come back with that response.

                There is nothing unstable about the .223/5.56mm bullet in flight.

                There is if it is NATO standard and you put it through the barrel of an SA80.

                There's a reason it is the most popular round for precision competitive shooting out to 1000 yards

                Competitive shooting is NOTHING like combat.

                It has absolutely nothing to do with the UK defining every round fired by US general infantry since Vietnam a war crime.

                Nope, try reading what I said. American rounds fired through an SA80 ARE unstable in flight. There's no debate around that, it's a fact. That would have nothing at all to do with American 5.56mm rounds fired from any number of American designed guns, or from any number of other European designed guns. It has absolutely nothing to do with any round fired by any American anywhere since Vietnam... unless of course the American was firing it from an SA80. It's a model specific 'feature'.

                1. Charles Manning

                  Re: Amazing video

                  The point that was being made was about bullet stability. The flight of the bullet does not care whether or not it is being used in target or combat shooting. Firing bullets in combat won't suddenly make them unstable.

                  It is pointless making a deliberately unstable bullet as it will be incredibly inaccurate and will also lose energy faster.

                  If there is a difference between UK and US bullets that cause stability issues then it is likely in the bullet weight. and the rifling twist. You need a faster twist to stabilise a heavier bullet. The standard NATO twist was increased from 1 in 14 to around 1 in 8 and according to what I read about the SA80, the same was done there. IIRC, this change happened when the 5.56 bullet weight was increased to 62 grains.

                  Yes, I do know a bit about this... Got both a 223 and a 308 in the safe.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Amazing video

              > It is illegal to deliberately issue weapons which deform on impact to cause greater damage to a human target.

              Protocol I of The UN Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons that came into force in 1983 restricts weapons with non-detectable fragments. There is no ban on rounds that deform or fragment, only a restriction on making them out of something that can not be detected with medical equipment (eg plastic).

              Protocol II restricts the use of landmines and booby traps but does not ban them.

              Protocol III restricts (but does not ban) the use of incendiary weapons.

              Protocol IV restricts (but does not ban) the use of blinding laser weapons

              > That's why the British SA80 couldn't use NATO standard 5.56mm rounds, instability in flight, causing tumbling and deformation on impact.

              If a round is unstable in flight then it is inaccurate and not suitable for use by the military.

              1. OrsonX

                lasers, landmines, frag rounds etc.

                My earlier comment was a bit vague. I guess I was trying to highlight the lunacy that it's okay to kill people with one type of weapon, but not another. Either way you are dead, so what's the difference?!

                Somebody down-voted me for my Syria comment. The point I was trying to make is, why is it okay to exterminate the population by shelling but not with sarin gas? That is, the UN/USA only got interested when Sarin gas was used (yes, I know it is "banned", and therefore he must have his hand slapped...., but we didn't slap his hand for the ongoing genocide).

                Even more "amusing" is the fact that Saddam had no WMDs and the USA thought he had stockpiles, whereas the West thought Bashar didn't have any, and was in fact sitting on.... a massive stockpile!

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: lasers, landmines, frag rounds etc.

                  "Even more "amusing" is the fact that Saddam had no WMDs and the USA thought he had stockpiles, whereas the West thought Bashar didn't have any, and was in fact sitting on.... a massive stockpile!"

                  So now we know where Saddam's supply went?

          2. James Micallef Silver badge
            Unhappy

            Shocked!!

            "Being shot in the arm or leg regularly removes the arm or leg or at least renders it permanently useless"

            So Hollywood has been lying to me all these years??

      2. BongoJoe
        Thumb Up

        Re: Amazing video

        but it isn't the appropriate round for consumer electronics

        Wins my Statement of the Week.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Amazing video

        As a child did you torture small animals too?

  7. VeganVegan
    Mushroom

    But does it blend?

    Call me old-fashioned, but the up close and personal blending, even sans slo-mo, is more appealing to me.

    A high velocity bullet is just not cricket.

    1. Michael Thibault

      Re: But does it blend?

      Yeah, not that impressive. What's the point of shooting that calibre of gun to esplode* some bit of tech in super-slo-mo if it isn't frame-filling and from multiple angles? And who's to say it was only two bullets? Meh.

      Anyway, I wonder what the effect of the views stats will be on public mind-share for the iPhone?

      * It's in *my* dictionary!

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      2. Alan 6

        Re: But does it blend?

        "What's the point of shooting that calibre of gun to esplode* some bit of tech in super-slo-mo if it isn't frame-filling and from multiple angles"

        Simple answer, the 50,000 fps super-slow motion camera they use is 192 x 96 resolution, so won't fill the frame, and costs around $50k, so even renting more than one would cost a fortune.

      3. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge

        Re: But does it blend?

        Shoudnt that be iSplode?

    2. Bloakey1

      Re: But does it blend?

      Ahhh. The Light Fifty or Douze sept as we called it in France. Imagine the joy when they gave me one of those instead of my FRF1/2. All those naughty snipers that targeted civilians and a town called Sarajevo as a backdrop. Twas surely a time to reach out and touch someone carrying a Dragonov.

      The years, Uni and alcohol have taken their toll but that was a hell of a weapon.

      More Majorum!

  8. itzman

    What a waste...

    ..of a 50 cal round.

    Simply leave the Iphone on a railway track near a level crossing,.

  9. Ian 55

    I wonder how many people

    would want to see a WinMo phone shot?

    1. Neil Greatorex
      Stop

      Re: I wonder how many people

      That's wrong, so wrong.. It's like picking on the schoolchild with the leg-irons.

      1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

        Re: I wonder how many people

        Katawa Shoujo?

  10. etabeta
    FAIL

    Sick!

    I hate iPhones and Apple in general for their lock-down policies, but this guy is a sick moron. they should lock up these birdbrained gun fanatics and throw the keys away. Verrry sick society that permits this.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Facepalm

      Re: Sick!

      Indeed. Even sicker to have a society that permits people like you with their morals all twisted out of shape running around freely. Why not check into a rehab clinic?

  11. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Devil

    Better than Syrian rebel torture.

    Next: iPhone with call in progress being pulled along a row of Cobalt 60 rods until IT CROAKS.

    MUAHAHAHA!

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Oops

    They will be hearing from Apple Lawyers soon...

    ... the bullet hole has rounded corners.

  13. Volker Hett

    Ok, now I want to see him dropping the rifle in water, on dirt and concrete, will it fare better?

    1. ecofeco Silver badge

      "Ok, now I want to see him dropping the rifle in water, on dirt and concrete, will it fare better?"

      Modern military arms are built to do that everyday, day in and day out.

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  15. The Envoy
    WTF?

    So what's the goal and meaning of this?

    Seems a bit pointless to me. But, then again, what's funny and what's not?

    In related news I am looking for funding for a site where I'll cover famous people in mustard and/or mayo.

    New episodes every week. Gonna be spectacular!

    Message me.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: So what's the goal and meaning of this?

      English, French, or German? The mustard, not the celebrities. Well, actually.....

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Flame

      Re: So what's the goal and meaning of this?

      Liquid or Gas?

  16. Omgwtfbbqtime
    Boffin

    Hmmm

    Wonder if i could cash in... I mean get similar video views with putting a bodkin tipped arrow through a phone.......

    1. graeme leggett Silver badge

      Re: Hmmm

      Why not try it. Artists get paid lots for their works if people like them enough.

  17. Roger B

    No mention of the Ebay auction?

    Amongst all the pro gun/anti gun/indifference to gun comments, not one comment that someone apparently paid over $10k for one of these phones? looking at the big history there was quite a jump in bidding from a new Ebay member, but the winning bid was from someone with history, are some people really that taken with a phone I could buy from the UK Apple store for £550 and have in a couple of weeks?

    1. John H Woods Silver badge

      Re: No mention of the Ebay auction?

      This is a bit weird - most news sites are now saying that the bid was in error and the seller has allowed it to be withdrawn. But it seems to me, given the way eBay works, that *two* people must have made such an error.

  18. SirDigalot

    I think

    They should make an armoured phone like they do cars, you know for those hiphop stars and important famous people just in case..

    after all it is bragging rights "my phone is bullet proof"**

    **obviously not proof but should be able to take a few 9mm close range shots and still work and I still doubt it would survive a .50cal those things disable cars!***

    ***supposedly never seen it happen in real life though.

    Why don't will it belnd do a slo-mo action feature?

    everything looks better in slo-mo****

    **** like BBW running towards the camera in a very small bikini*****

    *****not being sexist, I suppose a man could too but a.) BBM look horrid and B.) a flapping loose todger looks worse.

    1. Not_The_Droids

      Re: I think

      RR already did that. .50 cal vs. bulletproof iPhone case.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLpjPMQ1mW8

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I think

        Maybe I should contact the company and ask for case to test against. I wonder how it will do against a 20mm round. Somehow, I do not believe it will survive that test.

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That kid...

    ....really needs a wank.

    And dropping it in water- ffs! It's running iOS7! It's waterproof!

    1. MD Rackham

      Re: That kid...

      If it's running iOS 7, hell, it walks on water!

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  21. OrsonX
    Pirate

    iPhone is not the new cigarette case then....

    It's okay, I'm not dead, I had my iPhone in my top pocket! It stopped the...

    oh wait...,

  22. Frumious Bandersnatch

    32 feet/second^2?

    I think that there's something wrong with the Register's Unit conversion page. I can convert 32 "feet" (whatever they are) into Linguine easily enough (it's apparently 2.1772lg), but what are these weird "seconds" squared? A bit of research on the web tells me that 1 "second" is approximately = 1/Pi nanocenturies.

    So 2.1772lg/(1/Pi nanocenturies)^2. Hardly accelerating at all, in other words. Not impressed with this "iPhone" thing!

  23. Zack Mollusc
    Facepalm

    The UK government didn't ban guns, they only banned the guns which were protecting the peasants. The guns protecting the UK government were greatly increased in number.

  24. ecofeco Silver badge
    Trollface

    Big gun + iPhone + YouTube

    = The prefect troll.

    Well played.

  25. Anonymous C0ward
    Alert

    Will it blend?

    That is the question.

  26. Andy 70

    more of this sort of thing i say!

    i don't give two craps if its iphone, android, windows, or blackberry. it's all good fun.

    This guy clearly knows what he is doing, in a controlled safe environment.

    not some hillbilly hick loosing off a few rounds out his rust bucket truck's open window as he drives along to plinky plonky music shouting "yeeehaaaa". boss hog bringing up the rear. no wait. daisy dukes rear...

    brain+sugar+caffeen=wargle fargle aargle...

    anyway two thumbs up from her royal maj's island retreat in the north atlantic...

  27. JDX Gold badge

    Lovely footage

    Would be ironic to video it using iPhone slow-motion...

    Is it weird that this video did more to advertise iPhne to me effectively than all of Apple's adverts? I kind of want one now!

  28. Doug Bostrom

    How about if he shoots his own camera? That would be fun.

  29. Camilla Smythe
    FAIL

    Powned!

    He switched it on before he killed it. What an amateur..

  30. Benchops

    Apple: You shouldn't get that kind of damage

    if you were holding it right.

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