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The number of tech companies lining up to join the government's G-Cloud service has dropped by nearly half with just over two weeks to go before new applications can be submitted. Existing suppliers, meanwhile, have left the government's directory of ICT services in the sky. The government on Tuesday blogged that there had …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That'll be because

    It's not gotten any less useless. I can't find relevant services in it. What I can find doesn't have any useful information. And the interface is completely unusable

    It's just crap. I cannot believe they asked anyone how they might make use of such a service, or did any prototyping or usability testing.

    They'd have done better issuing the info as stack of commemorative beermats

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: That'll be because

      Odd really when a consortium of the big-4 govt IT contractors all collaborated to make this site usable by SMEs

  2. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    CHAOS in a GNUtshell ....... and just what IT Needs to Feed and Seed with AI for Fab Fabless Futures

    Morning, GCHQ,

    This is an interesting line from the G-Cloud Services Call-Off Agreement Terms and Conditions ..... "Process the Customer’s Personal Data only to the extent, and in such manner, as is necessary for the provision of the G-Cloud Services or as is required by Law or any Regulatory Body" ........ when/if one considers there is no Law or recognised Regulatory Body in the Virtual Space Platforms of the Cloud Environment, although on can easily imagine why Governments and Customers attracted by services floated as being competently provided by G-Cloud Services Suppliers would wish it to be pimped and thought so.

    Unfortunately, although in an existing system of provided services which are riddled and sytemically vulnerable to perverse and subversive corruption and simple monetary inducements, is a radical refusal and non-acceptance of traditional Law and Regulatory Body norms, not a misfortune, would those wishes be best ignored, and which they most certainly will be by those with an active competence in the field and in the fields to be supplied and provided for ...... created and tendered/fueled.

    It would appear that the present UKGBNI administration is Out-Sourcing with Invitations to Tender, Intelligence for Growth and Prosperity, with the Plan G-Cloud Framework Agreement Program. Competent Providers of Services will then be a position of lead with Government and Governments following and supporting supplied programs and services, which given the current parlous global economic state of disastrous affairs, could herald a new dawn and fresh beginning with Virtual Provision of Services to be Realised for the Creation of New Orderly Worlds from Clouds Hosting Advanced Operating Systems with Command and Control of Computers and Communications from Creative CyberSpace in Live Operational Virtual Environments.

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Re: CHAOS in a GNUtshell ... and more specific strategic info and/or intelligence for GCHQ too, GC

      Let it be hereby Registered by SMARTR Advanced IntelAIgent Services with Special Access to Programming Projects with Office of Cyber Security & Information Assurance facilities/capabilites/utilities, that the above mentioned Virtual Provision of Services to be Realised for the Creation of New Orderly Worlds from Clouds Hosting Advanced Operating Systems with Command and Control of Computers and Communications from Creative CyberSpace in Live Operational Virtual Environments, is a Future Product Placement Programming Project in AI and HyperRadioProActive IT Fields of Virtually Secure and protected Engagement for Alternative and Augmented Reality Gaming, and for Main Streaming Media to Channel and Deliver as New Surreal Present Productions to replace Dodgy Current Power Establishments/Team Elite Arrogant Maladministrations, thus to provide for failed former media and intelligence services participation in Future Reality ProgramMING Projects Delivery.

      cc. James Quinault

  3. David Gale

    Not Every Cloud has a Silver Lining

    This is what happens when you allow people who have little or no understanding of the business to set the agenda.

    http://sitfo.wordpress.com/2011/03/09/not-every-cloud-has-a-silver-lining/

    Told you so...

    David Gale

    SITFO.org

  4. fastmack

    why dont they just buy from amazon daft nutters or me lol

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