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US president Donald Trump has decided the term “artificial intelligence” must be abandoned, in favour of his preferred term “superintelligence.” “The word ‘artificial’ makes intelligence fake, it makes it sound fake,” Trump told the United Nations general assembly on Tuesday. “From this point forward, all United States documents …

  1. Dizzy Dwarf

    SI

    More sub intelligence than super intelligence.

    Also: what is the SI unit for intelligence anyway?

    1. Wellyboot

      Re: SI

      From his PoV it is Super!

      1. Francis Boyle

        Re: SI

        Sadly this is not a joke.

        I really believe he does see Chatgpt as some sort of god.

        1. CorwinX Silver badge

          Re: SI

          The Devil hath power

          To assume a pleasing shape.

          (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2)

      2. cyberdemon Silver badge
        Big Brother

        Re: SI

        SuperSlop

        SS for short

    2. Dinanziame Silver badge
      Facepalm

      Re: SI

      I don't know about intelligence, but the SI unit for stupidity could be the Trump. However, like the farad, it would be impractically large, so we would generally use milliTrumps, microTrumps...

      1. that one in the corner Silver badge

        Re: SI

        I was going to suggest going the other direction, making the Trump be the SI unit for intelligence, on the grounds we can more easily get him to refer to the megaTrump when speaking of superintelligence (or the gigaTrump, otherwise known as one Clippy's* worth of superduperintelligence).

        * "You appear to be speaking to World leaders; would you like some help with that?" Sadly, we've taught everyone to tell Clippy to bog off, but there are some who really should have clicked "yes"...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: SI

          No need for a new unit, SI or otherwise.

          We already have the 'arsehole'.

          .

          1. Like a badger Silver badge

            Re: SI

            A slight diversion, but there's surely a market gap for a game of playing or trading cards that features Donnie, his revolting relatives, his revolting associates, and his revolting appointees. Each card has scores for Stupidity, Dishonesty, Ugliness, Greed, Ineptitude.

            I'd call it Top Trumps, but the name has already been taken. So Bottom Trumps it has to be.

            1. Francis Boyle

              Arse Trumps

              or just farts!

            2. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

              Re: SI

              Like a badger,

              You forgot the category for bizarre sexual habits. There's one who really likes dogs, another who loves sofas - not sure how those two can interact without one of them being hit on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and told to get on the floor. Not to mention Trump himself...

            3. just4this Silver badge

              Re: SI

              How about one based on cluedo/clue depending on pond side.

              It was Trump in the ballroom with his grubby little fingers.

            4. Jam2

              Re: SI

              May I suggest Grok Chumps?

            5. cookieMonster
              Thumb Up

              Re: SI

              What a brilliant idea

        2. CorwinX Silver badge

          Re: SI

          Don't forget his Trumpness' original family name is Drumpf.

          It was changed to Trump to avoid unwanted Germanic connotations.

          Measure of Stupid...

          1 - Drumpf

          10 - Drumfps

          100 - CentiDrumpf

          1000 - KiloDrumpf

          10,000 Drumpfs = 1 Donald

        3. The Organ Grinder's Monkey Bronze badge

          Re: SI

          They appear to have omitted the inverted commas around "politician"...

      2. UCAP Silver badge

        Re: SI

        Femtotrump

    3. rg287 Silver badge

      Re: SI

      Also: what is the SI unit for intelligence anyway?

      The covfefe?

  2. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

    Bleach

    To be referred to in future as superantiviral.

    He's pretty sure it works on the IT sort of virus as well.

  3. John Hawkins

    Alf-Inge?

    Erling's dad - has the correct intials.

  4. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    Trump Towers

    Trump: Manuel

    Manuel: SI

    Trump: he's from Barcelona[Anthropic**]

    Melania: It'd be quicker to train a monkey

    Melania: Donald!

    Don't mention the Tan[the war with Iran]

    *Manuel - Trump's super intelligent personal assistant. Not to be confused with his personal executive assistant and fellow catering truck passenger

    **other "SI" companies are available

    1. Francis Boyle

      Re: Trump Towers

      Natalie: Do you want to buy this picture I just printed out?

  5. alain williams Silver badge

    One thing that I would rename is "urine"

    Call it "Trump", it is not quite orange but getting there.

    Then after many cups of tea I would need to "go and have a Trump".

    I would then take great pleasure in flushing Trump down the toilet.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

      Re: One thing that I would rename is "urine"

      Well, his policies are usually crap...

      1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

        Not "usually".

        Always.

    2. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
      Windows

      Re: One thing that I would rename is "urine"

      I thought it had already been tacitly agreed a "Trump" referred to Nº 2s for obvious reasons and because it serendipitously rhymes with "dump."

      I suppose given the creature is a complete cloaca it could be applied to both.

      Man washing his hands: "That wasn't the Last Trump, but it was a right Donald John all the same."

  6. Pete 2 Silver badge

    New news, too

    > The word ‘artificial’ makes intelligence fake

    Let's also welcome the era of "super" news. After all, we wouldn't want anyone to think that was fake, too.

    Should we also prepare for super democracy, super integrity, super honesty, super equality and super statesmanship?

    1. snowpages

      Re: New news, too

      He has super hair...

    2. Jimmy2Cows
      Flame

      Re: The word ‘artificial’ makes intelligence fake

      Well, it is fake intelligence. Definitely ain't real intelligence, and renaming it "super" won't alter that. However, this is all on intellectual par for the Stable Genius.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The word ‘artificial’ makes intelligence fake

        > on intellectual par for the Stable Genius

        Stable genius? Ha. None of the horses would want to accept a FIFA "Peace Prize". The mangey old goat, on the other hand...

    3. Filippo Silver badge

      Re: New news, too

      Helldivers is a warning, not an instruction manual.

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: New news, too

      And, of course, all the American super foods.

  7. thosrtanner

    I'm quite surprised he didn't demand it be named American Intelligence. I'm sure google would have updated all their systems immediately given their current record.

    1. lglethal Silver badge
      Trollface

      And that would at least fit with both the general world wide opinion of Americans and the general world wide opinion on the capabilities of Artificial intelligence...

      1. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
        Facepalm

        the general world wide opinion of Americans

        Opinion ?

        To quote Macron: "I don't think, I know."

        I could easily imagine that a cockroach stranded on its back frantically struggling would appear super·intelligent to the current US administration and its supporters.

        Artificial = fake ?

        The ultimate Latin derivation of artificial is from ars and facere meaning "work of art; practical skill; a business, craft" and "to make or to do" respectively. Fake doesn't seem to have made an appearance.

        The man not content with being a delusional orange gobshiting shitgibbon must be a brainless delusional orange gobshiting shitgibbon.

        If he had proposed Mendacious Intelligence would be on the money with his being an master of mendacity and of venility.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: the general world wide opinion of Americans

          Artificial = fake ?

          Words change their meaning. St Paul's cathedral was described as "Awful and Artificial" - meaning its artifice filled you with awe

          I propose stuff that is obviously full of shit now be described as "American"

          That midnight kebab was American. That movie was really American. And of course American intelligence

          At least it will give the Dutch a break in English idiom

          1. cmdrklarg

            Re: the general world wide opinion of Americans

            *** I propose stuff that is obviously full of shit now be described as "American"

            Counterproposal: Not all Americans (I prefer the term USians) are full of shit. Therefore, I would suggest "Trumpian".

            (Disclaimer: I myself am USian... while I try to not be full of shit I am more than capable of it.)

            1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

              Re: the general world wide opinion of Americans

              But the majority supported him

              And even the official 'nice guy' front runner for the official 'nice guys' party says he'll keep tariffs on Canada

              So I'm prepared to consider all Americans the same way my grandfather considered all Germans when he was visiting the Ruhr

              1. cmdrklarg

                Re: the general world wide opinion of Americans

                **** But the majority supported him

                Nope... if one does the math only 32% of eligible voters cast their ballot for the Orange God Emperor. If you don't count those who couldn't be bothered to vote he still never had a majority. His closest instance was 2024, where he only received a plurality (AKA the most votes) at 49.8%. In no election did he break over 50%.

                **** And even the official 'nice guy' front runner for the official 'nice guys' party says he'll keep tariffs on Canada

                Who exactly are you referring to? I suspect it's not as simple as just dropping the tariffs.

                **** So I'm prepared to consider all Americans the same way my grandfather considered all Germans when he was visiting the Ruhr

                I do understand, but please don't paint all of us with the same brush. I myself didn't ask for any of this nonsense; I actively voted against it. I'm just unwillingly along for the ride.

                1. cookieMonster
                  Thumb Down

                  Re: the general world wide opinion of Americans

                  One way of looking at it, another is the high number of Americans who knew what he was, decided they had no problem with him being their president and didn’t bother to oppose him. Kinda looks like a majority.

                  1. cmdrklarg

                    Re: the general world wide opinion of Americans

                    I get your point. It's still not fair to paint all of us as accepting of this when a good portion of us actively opposed it and still oppose it. I think a large number of those that were apathetic were also ignorant of politics overall.

      2. AIBailey

        A lot of images attributed to AI have six fingers, so you could be on to something here.

    2. Francis Boyle

      Well

      It worked for cheese.

  8. Aladdin Sane Silver badge
    Mushroom

    Trump hasn't renamed shit

    Think of it like when Allianz bought the naming rights to Twickenham. Only the people who are paid to call it Allianz Stadium call it that. Everybody else still calls it Twickers.

    1. rg287 Silver badge

      Re: Trump hasn't renamed shit

      Or the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff, which a paid minority of people refer to as the "Principality Stadium".

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Trump hasn't renamed shit

        It is no more Arms Park?

        1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge

          Re: Trump hasn't renamed shit

          Technically, never was. Officially it was the National Stadium, the smaller stadium next door (home to Cardiff RFC) is Cardiff Arms Park.

  9. Fonant Silver badge

    But "AI" is, most certainly, fake intelligence!

    "AI" as currently understood is merely vast statistical databases. What is produces is plausible, but completely fake - and not "intelligent" at all.

    Much like Trump, in fact, except he's not even plausible.

    1. Gavsky

      Re: But "AI" is, most certainly, fake intelligence!

      Shhh! It's 'The Emperor's New Clothes' where some of us feel like we're the 'Little Boy' - endlessly. Wasting scarce resources so we can build more capacity, to convince more people that 'AI' is The Answer (to everything)...

  10. Downeaster

    Artificial Intelligence is Still Artificial not Super

    Artificial Intelligence is still not a human being thinking and hopefully using wisdom and experience to solve a problem. Also having the moral judgement to know the difference between something is right or wrong or in between. Super Intelligence also makes the machine in many ways superior to people. Machines are not infallible. Computers and AI are only as smart as the information programmed into them. With Trump and his way of thinking fed into Super Intelligence basically means "Garbage in, Garbage Out."

    1. SomeRandom1

      Re: Artificial Intelligence is Still Artificial not Super

      The Trumpers have no morals; they don't care what is right or wrong, good or evil. As long as they get their money.

  11. mark l 2 Silver badge

    Its good to see that with all the sh1t going on in the world (some of it caused by Trump himself such as the Iran war) he's still preoccupied with the naming of stuff that makes no difference to peoples day to day lives.

    1. IGotOut Silver badge
      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Yes, because it's all just Trump doing this despite a skilled professional cabinet and senior advisors all blessed with the strictest moral probity trying to stop him.

  12. just4this Silver badge

    Trump is an SI

    Shigellosis Initiator.

    Because of all the shit he talks.

  13. Groo The Wanderer - A Canuck Silver badge

    I propose a different name for all his projects: "Der Pumpkin Fuhrer's Folly." It applies to pretty much everything he says or does!

  14. Alister

    Now that he's so successfully "WON" the best deal ever with Greenland, I expect it to be renamed Trumpland in short order.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      He not only got a Great Deal on Greenland but he got the terms of the deal backdated to the 1950s

  15. 45RPM Silver badge

    The great irony being that if AI considers the evidence of how successful governments are run, and are not allowed to include raw emotion and prejudice in their considerations, then let almost universally come out in the libertarian left of the political compass.

    In other words, these “super intelligences” would never vote Trump.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    real life Adam Susan?

    He really does remind me Adam Susan from the V for Vendetta graphic novels (the movie went for Sutler to make a more overt link to Hitler)

    I wonder if he is in love with an AI like Adam Susan was, I do get the strong sense he shares the same views about "black boys doing dirty filthy things together"

    Wonder if the ai in question will be called "fate"?

  17. CountCadaver Silver badge

    so from 1984 to V for Vendetta

    Apparently someone in his circle is feeding him ideas from dystopias.....

    Already formed American Newspeak, Amsoc (well US Stalinism), turned the republican party into Norse fire (waiting for Strength/Peace through unity, unity through faith and America Prevails, disappointed he hasn't gone down the Hugo Chavez hours long nightly diatribes......yet....?)

    1. Henry Wertz 1 Gold badge

      Re: so from 1984 to V for Vendetta

      All joking aside, even his inner circle now is basically trying to 'manage' his behavior. As unhinged as his behavior is, they basically try to keep him from behaving even MORE unhinged. Some assume it's his old age catching up on him, but frankly I think it's just his no longer giving a care what he does since people in the US are limited to 2 goes as President. (I give 50/50 odds he tries to not leave office when his term is done.)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: so from 1984 to V for Vendetta

        He has to hang on until January for JD Vance to take over and the next 2 years not count towards Vance's 2 term limit.

        I see that Trump has a drive through Dallas scheduled for early in the new year.

  18. big_D

    But, it is fake...

    It is fake intelligence.

    I'll stick to our local term, KI (Künstliche Intelligenz).

    1. Ian Mason

      Re: But, it is fake...

      Also helpfully the initials also work for Kunststoff Intelligenz, to go with a Kunststoff Präsident.

  19. BassX

    So how much did OpenAI etc pay him to NOT name it "Trump AI" or "Trump Intelligence"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      It could have been American Idiocy...

  20. anthonyhegedus Silver badge

    low bar

    Well, anything is superintelligent when compared to Trump. For example, a ZX81 with 1K RAM plays a meaner game of "guess the whole number between 1 and 3" than Trump any day.

    1. Gavsky

      Re: low bar

      I see your 1K, & raise you 16K via the miracle of a wobbly, velcro-attached, Memotech RAM expansion! With this power available, we'll rule the world!...

      1. anthonyhegedus Silver badge

        Re: low bar

        I think I should have started with my original Sinclair Cambridge Programmable, a deice so amazingly primitive that it has 18 bytes of program memory. I'm surprised Sinclair didn't say it could do quite literally anything from playing chess to running a power station.

  21. Alan Mackenzie
    Headmaster

    Türkiye???

    Come on, El Reg, the country is called Turkey in the English language.

    Otherwise, for consistency's sake, you should refer to Deutschland rather than Germany, Espa~na (don't know how to type that :-() rather than Spain, and so on. As for how Kazakhstan is written in its own language, I haven't a clue.

    Why not just stick to English?

    1. Brave Coward Silver badge

      España

      Utf-8 code: 00F1. On Linux, Ctrl-Shift-u to type the code.

      You're welcome.

      1. Alan Mackenzie
        Happy

        Re: España

        This does iñdeed work, in particular in Firefox.

        Thank you very much!

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: España

          Disappointed there isn't a Linux alt key for n̈

          Did those drummers die in vain?

          1. Eric 9001
            Boffin

            Re: España

            n̈ isn't a unicode character - it's n combined with diaeresis U+0308.

            There are no Linux alt keys - there are Xorg xcompose keys (which should work just as well on GNU/Hurd).

            You can type the freestanding diaeresis (U+00A8) with «compose» " " ; ¨

            Although that isn't very useful, as you get; n¨

            I wasn't able to add n̈, as XKB doesn't seem to support outputting 2 characters with one multi key.

            I did add a combining diaeresis to a custom Xcompose configuration (yes, there is a UTF-8 character between those "")

            `#place in .config/X11/Xcompose

            include "%L"

            «Multi_key> «colon> «colon> : "̈" U0308 # COMBINDING DIAERESIS - allows typing n̈

            `

            (change « with <, as it compains that the post contains invalid HTML).

            When you type `n «compose» : :`, you get; n̈

            Although, such Xcompose needs to be loaded by something, such as ibus.

      2. Eric 9001
        Black Helicopters

        Re: España

        Linux doesn't handle entering UTF-8 - that's up to a IME in a DE supporting that function (it's broken in ibus for whatever reason).

        Xorg already supports the superior compose key anyway - no need to remember UTF-8 codes, you type; «compose» n ~ to get; ñ

        Or in the church of Emacs; C-x 8 «ret» LATIN SMALL LETTER N WITH TILDE (which is a bit verbose).

        ⋄¿♯¡≈≠≮≯

        1. Alan Mackenzie

          Re: España

          You're confusing Linux (i.e. the Linux console which is part of the kernel) and the complex software based on X-Windows or Wayland. What you wrote applies to the latter only.

          A typical Linux keyboard layout _does_ support entering Unicode code points. You hold down the <AltGr> key, and type in the hex code point on the numeric keypad (where a to f are <NumLock> to <Enter>). For most code points this won't do you much good since, apart from on my system, the console can only display 256 or 512 distinct glyphs. On releasing <AltGr> the character (or U+fffd, the replacement character) appears on the screen.

          There's also holding down <Alt> and typing in a code point in decimal on the numeric keypad. This only works for characters up to 255.

          Composing characters is all very well, but is restricted. If you want to type, say, a rainy umbrella (U+2614 ☔) or the radioactive sign (U+2622 ☢) you need to know the code points (not UTF-8) to enter them. The umbrella and the rain don't exist as separate code points, so they can't be composed. ;-)

          1. Eric 9001
            Boffin

            Re: España

            While Linux optionally has the "fbcon" *terminal emulator*, it's a really bad terminal emulator and it's also totally useless without at least a shell to run (for example, GNU bash).

            Linux is also meant to dump kernel panics to fbcon, but it's not like that function actually works in practice.

            I wasn't aware of the AltGr hex value insertions functionality in fbcon, but as fbcon doesn't support UTF-8 (only some proprietary variant of extended ASCII), the functionality is almost totally useless (but at least I've now found a way to enter a if the 'a' key is broken thanks).

            So yes, I wasn't confused, Linux doesn't handle entering UTF-8, although if you have a shell, it turns out you can hand type in hex code points and Linux will provide them to the shell and you can mungle the characters blind to get a UTF-8 character without being able to see it (or you can more easily launch the church of Emacs and do C-x 8 RET UMBRELLA WITH RAIN DROPS C-x 8 RET RADIOACTIVE SIGN - while you still can't see it, that'll be far more reliable).

            Meanwhile, Xcompose can compose such UTF-8 characters;

            <Multi_key> <r> <u> : "☔" U2614 # EMOJI RAINY UMBRELLA

            <Multi_key> <n> <r> : "☢" U2622 # RADIOACTIVE SIGN

            1. Alan Mackenzie

              Re: España

              fbcon is a high quality piece of software. I've been using it as my main working environment for over 25 years. Unlike so much other software, it's functionality is unchanging and dependable. The format of the keyboard layout file is unchanged since the late 1990s; likewise for the font files.

              Any terminal is useless without a shell running in it, so I don't see why you've singled out the Linux console here.

              Terminals don't support UTF-8, except for input from the keyboard. They support 32-bit Unicode, sometimes called UTF-32. The Linux console does support Unicode, but is limited to 256 or 512 distinct glyphs from the Basic Multilingual Plane, all of which must be half-width (i.e. no East Asian characters, etc.) As I've said, I have enhanced the Linux Console to handle any number of distinct glyphs, also full-width ones, but the kernel team weren't interested in my patch when I submitted it. They just want this console software to die, despite the number of users it has.

              I'm not sure how useful Xcompose would be on X used as you propose. If you wanted to type lots of rainy umbrellas (which might be useful in Scotland ;-), it would be worthwhile setting up your keyboard as you say. If you want to type a wide variety of different Unicode code points, having to make an entry for each one before typing it would just slow you down and likely cause confusion.

    2. cleminan
      Coat

      Re: Türkiye???

      In 2022 the country applied to the UN and other bodies for the nation to be referred to as Türkiye in the English language.

      You can call it what you like, people will still know where you're referring to, but the request was approved & official records updated.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_of_Turkey

      1. Alan Mackenzie

        Re: Türkiye???

        Neither the UN nor any other body has any authority over the English language. This contrasts with languages like French and German which do have such bodies.

        Türkiye is not an English name. It can't be typed on an English layout keyboard, and likely can't even be said by an English speaker.

        In general, the names of countries and large cities get translated when translating languages. And even when they don't, they're often pronounced differently (?wrongly) in non-native languages. Examples of the latter are Berlin, Koblenz and Hannover in English.

        If you're right about Turkey requesting an awkward spelling for its name in English, then that was brass-necked audacity. Shame on those officials who permitted this anomaly and the resulting confusion and difficulties.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Türkiye???

          If your keyboard is limited to Trumpian characters (not sure what was the name before he renamed that character set to America SCII), you have only yourself to blame.

          But you are likely leaving in a second-zone country where maps show Gulf of America, Lake America, New America and the like...

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: Türkiye???

            No but in solidarity with the indigenous people of Mesopotamia I refuse to use the name of the Turkic invaders.

      2. Henry Wertz 1 Gold badge

        Re: Türkiye???

        Huh I did not know that. I wouldn't have argued 'It's Turkey in English' like Alan, but priobably would have gone calling it Turkey they few times I'd ever nention it in writing. (To be honest I'll probably have to settle for Turkiye in my writing since I don't have a ü on my keyboard, I cut and pasted the one I used in this sentence. I mean for informal writing, If I was doing something formal I'd pop up a keyboard with the umlauted letters, german esset, etc. I miss Wordperfect where I could have just hit a compose key. "u to get ü)

      3. Tron Silver badge

        Re: Türkiye???

        I'm still calling it Turkey (because I'm not Turkish), I'm using Ivory Coast, not the French equivalent, because I'm not French, 'Snowdonia' because I'm English, not Welsh, and AI, AI (as well as other, ruder names). As a philatelist, I still use the colonial era names for Indian cities (Bombay etc) as they appear on the postmarks for the era that specialists generally collect, and I'll keep calling Trump a piece of shit.

        Amusingly the TV announced a drama the other night with a stern warning for young snowflakes, advising them that it 'used outdated language'. It was an episode of 'Miss Marple', which is generally set in the 1940s and 1950s. What sort of language would viewers have expected?

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Türkiye???

          >'Snowdonia' because I'm English, not Welsh

          What are you calling Pen-y-Ghent ?

          1. druck Silver badge

            Re: Türkiye???

            I flew from Gloucester all across Wales to Haverford West airport once. On the way over the south Wales valleys air traffic control asked for a position report, you normally give the nearest town or landmark within 5 miles. Although I knew exactly where I was, I looked at the map (before GPS) and realised I couldn't pronounce the nearest town, or the next, or the one after that. So I was forced to reply "30 miles west of Cardiff, Golf Mike Tango".

            They shouldn't be allowed to rename Snowdonia and the Breacon Beacons on the ground of aviation safety.

        2. Excused Boots Silver badge

          Re: Türkiye???

          Well Miss Maple was well known for dropping the occasional f-bombs in conversations.

  22. Ken G Silver badge
    Thumb Up

    American Intelligence

    That way no-one has to rename their AI programmes.

    1. LogicGate Silver badge

      Re: American Intelligence

      And the Rock I have sitting in my garden would equate to 1 average AI.

      ...or more, at least my rock has not voted for Trump twice.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: American Intelligence

        Natural Stupidity?

        1. Ken G Silver badge

          Re: American Intelligence

          Overconfident and prone to hallucinations.

  23. FuzzyTheBear
    Holmes

    All he wants

    is attention. just ignore him. Major media is turning their backs , the man's gone the deep end and digging. All he craves is attention. No matter how outrageous , all he wants is his name on front pages. Stop , ignore him. Pretty soon the USA will get rid of him and things will eventually get back to normal level of sanity. Do yourselves a favor , ignore him.

    1. cmdrklarg

      Re: All he wants

      It's his own fault, he kicked CNN, MSNOW, and Politico out, which prompted the rest of the major media (including Fox News) to not cover him either. That event a few days ago where he was standing there bloviating with no mics from the media pool to pick up his nonsense was the absolute best.

      Should the expected midterm blue wave come to be, we will finally have a Congress willing to put a leash on a lot of his bullshit. Unfortunately we can't just ignore him due to the office he holds.

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I recently saw a bumper sticker that read thusly:

    "But it was assigned the Gulf of Mexico at birth!"

    Anon for the obvious reasons

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: I recently saw a bumper sticker that read thusly:

      Even worse

      Mexico is masculine in Spanish but America is feminine.

      So they did a trans !

  25. Gavsky

    That's worse! AI isn't about intelligence - that was a poor (but understandable) moniker & has led to some imbuing it with actual, sentient abilities that it doesn't have. It's not discerning, has no empathy or common sense, it doesn't understand. 'Superintelligence' is just more, utter b*llocks.

  26. Editra

    Given the, er, unique understanding Trump brings to any issue, I'd simply propose AI again, this time for Anti Intelligence.

  27. JLV Silver badge
    Trollface

    All municipal garbage facilities to be renamed:

    City Trump

  28. Lanta

    'Artifical' has too many syllables

    The problem trumpy has with 'artificial' is that it has too many syllables, making it impossible for him to pronounce. 'Super' is much easier for his tiny brain to manage.

    Also, he didn't rename anything. He changed how the usa refers to things, which isn't the same thing at all.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: 'Artifical' has too many syllables

      I suppose we are lucky it isn't now officially "Bigly Intelligence"

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: 'Artifical' has too many syllables

        Interesting - I just got a downvote on every single post on this topic.

        Does that mean somebody got the BI to write a bot script ?

  29. Guido Esperanto

    I think America would benefit more from simple "intelligence"

  30. intltechventures

    Congress should vote unanimously to rename tRump, to "Nero II"

  31. prandeamus

    Testing the old adage about a broken clock being right once a day (it's a 24 hour clock, ok?) Trump has a point about AI being a bad name. Having said that, and recovered from the shock, the problem isn't the word "Artificial" it's the word "Intelligence".

    Calling it superintelligence is actually a step backwards in understanding.

  32. Richard Cranium

    TI

    Trump Intelligence. He'll love the name. His name in conjunction with "intelligence". The rest of the world will use it ironically to mean total lack of intelligence

  33. AbeSapian

    Trump's Right (for once)

    We should rename it Trump Stupidity.

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