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Microsoft's latest Xbox merchandising deal means at least you can sit on an IKEA cushion while you wait for your PlayStation 5 to boot. IKEA has announced YXSTABY, a nine-piece collection of items aimed at the XBOX completist who has to have every possible piece of merchandise associated with their beloved game console. Need a …

  1. Dan 55 Silver badge
    Joke

    YXSTABY

    Are those the buttons you have to press on the controller to turn on cheat mode?

    1. Paul Herber Silver badge

      Re: YXSTABY

      You silly Billy.

      1. ecofeco Silver badge

        Re: YXSTABY

        I see what you did there.

        1. Dan 55 Silver badge

          Re: YXSTABY

          You do not Lack a keen eye for detail.

  2. stiine Silver badge
    Unhappy

    stool?

    What did they do? Copy the design of a standard thumbtack zoomed by 30x? Are they going to turn them into barstools next?

  3. ecofeco Silver badge
    Terminator

    Well if you can't lick the boot

    You can at least lick the corporate furniture!

    1. TangoDelta72

      What flavor?

      Snozzberry?

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I was wondering...

    what a blackboard had to do with gaming....turns out it's a TV stand.

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