I've just signed an Executive Order (Space Corps Directive 29713) renaming Microsoft Windows to be henceforth known as "OS America".
Microsoft preps this year's Windows 11 feature tweaks: 26H2 hits Release Preview
Microsoft has dropped Windows 11 26H2 into the Windows Insider Release Preview Channel and released August's preview update. Windows 11 26H2 shares the same servicing branch as Windows 11 24H2 and 25H2, and many of the tweaks and updates that users are looking forward to have already appeared in the monthly Windows updates. The …
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Friday 28th August 2026 15:02 GMT Jou (Mxyzptlk)
"not currently aware of any issues"
This "not currently aware of any issues" is problematic in Microsoft context, 'cause we have experienced that "not currently aware of any issues" means ignoring five or sometimes six-digit feedback deliberately. Until heise.de / the Register / c't / gilem.de / CHIP / etc make it more public.
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Saturday 29th August 2026 10:19 GMT ComicalEngineer
Hiding features
The update will turn up via an enablement package – a relatively small piece of code that switches on functionality already downloaded, but currently dormant. "Think of it as a switch rather than a full operating system replacement," Microsoft wrote.
Marvellous. So you downloaded a load of stuff that we can't use because it was hidden and you decided that we couldn't use it.
How utterly useless.
The only thing I can actually *celebrate* is the ability to move the taskbar to where I want it without mucking about with the registry. How difficult that must have been. Not.
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Saturday 29th August 2026 12:03 GMT blu3b3rry
Re: Hiding features
Given the "quality" or perhaps kwalitee coming out of Microsoft now I wouldn't be surprised if the function to move the taskbar was nicked straight off ExplorerPatcher's GitHub...
I can't think of another OS where I've had to run so many addons just to get the UI into a usable state and that includes stock GNOME.
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Saturday 29th August 2026 16:20 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: I've had to run so many addons just to get the UI into a usable state
That is a great post and encompasses in a nutshell why I eventually said FSCK YOU to Windows. A new build would take at least a day to install and configure everything to get the system usable for developing software.
OTOH, with a set of scripts, I can have a Linux system installed from bare iron to a working system in under an hour. Most of the time, the setup runs unattended.
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