Was hoping for something more titillating.
Like the time El Reg covered a fisting aficionado website that had been backdoored * and the resident Vulture tastefully illustrated it with the scene of the warden looking at the hole in the wall in Shawshank Redemption.
Truly I expected a bit of naughty stuff here given the subject matter :-(
Oh well, still a very good reminder to secure any sensitive data.
* - I don't think it was technically "backdoored", but gosh... couldn't resist.