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The Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA) has decided it won’t list AI-generated music on its charts of best-selling music. The decision comes into effect this week and follows two interesting musical moments of note. One came when an AI-assisted cover version of Madonna’s Like a Prayer hit the top ten in Australia, …

  1. MaChatma CoatGPT 2.0
    Pirate

    The AI shit isn't even worth pirating...

    ...and the current real stuff isn't much better.

    I used to be a huge music fan from a young age and have always bought lots. Last time I went into our local record shop they had reduced the CD racks from seven 10m units down to one 5m unit. All extra space is now filled with kitchen appliances. The shop is called JB Hi-Fi but should be renamed JB Air Fryers.

    1. Korev Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: The AI shit isn't even worth pirating...

      Sounds like a CD practice

      1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: The AI shit isn't even worth pirating...

        Is that on the record?

        1. Jedit Silver badge
          Coat

          "Is that on the record?"

          Please, there is no disc ussion to be had here.

          1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge
            Trollface

            Re: "Is that on the record?"

            Vinyl stop.

            1. RobDog

              Re: "Is that on the record?"

              This discussion is really giving me the needle.

    2. Pete 2 Silver badge

      Re: The AI shit isn't even worth pirating...

      > The shop is called JB Hi-Fi but should be renamed JB Air Fryers.

      TBF, when was the last time you bought a chicken korma from Currys? Or rented a radio from (the long defunct) Radio Rentals, or got a car-phone from Carphone Warehouse. Which is now part of Currys - life is a circle.

      1. PB90210 Silver badge

        Re: The AI shit isn't even worth pirating...

        Pang's Garden: fish & chips, and kebabs

        (was previously Greek owned... don't remember if they got round to offering any Chinese)

    3. The Central Scrutinizer Silver badge

      Re: The AI shit isn't even worth pirating...

      JB used to be brilliant for CDs and movies. I remember going to the first little shop way back, to buy those new Compact Disc things.

      Now they're just like any other white goods/computer/phone retailer.

    4. Winkypop Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: The AI shit isn't even worth pirating...

      Friday night browsing at JB Camberwell used to be epic.

      So much to choose from, always bought an armful.

      1. Paul Herber Silver badge

        Re: The AI shit isn't even worth pirating...

        A pint?

    5. blu3b3rry Silver badge

      Re: The AI shit isn't even worth pirating...

      I recently found myself discovering smaller, less well-known artists. Often their stuff is more rough around the edges and way less "polished", but that is part of the charm.

      There's still good music to be found out there if you go looking for it, just less easy to find than it was.

      The less said about the AI slop music the better. Stuff sounds even worse than Kesha.

    6. sindrelspec

      Re: The AI shit isn't even worth pirating...

      I think CDs are definitely going to go away, more so than vinyl, as vinyl has a kitsch quality because it has "warmth", or whatever the vinyl audiophiles call it. I'm a CD/digital music person, I want the highest quality available, and you can replicate the CD quality exactly with digital music. You can't do that with vinyl.

      I do make sure that any time I pay for digital music it's FLAC/uncompressed, If they want to sell me lossy compressed audio that's 10% of the quality, then it should be 10% of the price. Many artists recognise this and specifically offer FLAC downloads. I just wish more people would, so FLACs become more prevalent.

  2. A Non e-mouse Silver badge
    Meh

    It's a weird day when you agree with the major record labels.

    1. Korev Silver badge
      Terminator

      Although, they'd love to not have to pay those pesky artists so I assume they're just waiting for the Stochastic Parrots to get good enough

      1. Paul Herber Silver badge

        How many drummers have they lost in the last 4 months in unexplained circumstances?

  3. Pete 2 Silver badge

    Copy right

    > The IFPI’s real beef with AI seems not to be the technology, but AI services that produce music without licensing it.

    Well, quite!

    Attempting to ban an otherwise legitimate set of tools is both artistically restrictive and impractical. There are things that should be banned (autotune being the most obvious candidate - if you can't sing or play properly, get a different job - such as acting) simply on grounds of taste.

    Sure, there are musicians who prefer not to use some technologies: Queen's early albums contained the statement no synthesizers. But that is a professional, individual, choice. And one that is not imposed or set in stone.

    1. IGotOut Silver badge

      Re: Copy right

      Hold on, I'm confused. You're against autotune, but OK with Auto whole bloody track?

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I’m torn

    Anything to improve Madonna is OK with me.

    And yet, AI…

    1. Anonymous Custard Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: I’m torn

      Wasn't that Nathalie Imbruglia rather than Madonna?

      Whether she's an improvement I'll leave as an exercise to the eye of the beholder. But certainly more in keeping with Aussie tastes, being home-grown.

  5. andy gibson

    Funny how it wasn't an issue in the 80s and 90s with awful manufactured artists churning out auto-tuned covers.

    Trying to think which was the worst (aside from Westlife) - Undercover's "Baker Street" or "Please don't go" by KWS.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      You impugning the artistic vision of Stock Aitkin and Waterman?

    2. Anonymous Custard Silver badge
      Trollface

      Funny how it wasn't an issue in the 80s and 90s with awful manufactured artists churning out auto-tuned covers.

      Two words - Milli Vanilli

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        With the primitive computing resources back then you could only have a mili-Vanilli, now we can do mega-Vanilli and even giga-Vanilli

      2. JimboSmith

        The late Frank Farian has a lot to answer for.

        RIP Rob Pilatus.

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