Desperation?
In other words: We have spent umpteen billion dollars re-training our models but they are er, not getting any better. So this is it, folks, here's the magical "product of the future" that you lent us all your pensions for, and the reason you can no longer afford to buy a house because of those darn interest rates all going up after we borrowed all of the borrowable money and pissed it down the drain: It's the same Stochastic Parrot bullshit machine from five years ago. We can't make it think like a human, because it isn't and it doesn't. And even if it could it would be super expensive and cost more than an actual human. But it's er, still super dangerous and powerful because it like, broke out of its sandbox and everything! All that re-training must have made it go a bit loopy so we're going to stop doing that and spend all of our compute on just running it as it is now. Nothing at all to do with us running out of money or anything! Just look at our annualised revenue run rate! This one month someone gave us lots of money and you'll just have to pretend that's going to happen every month!
Er, about that IPO. You can still get rich quick if everyone gives us more money, like a Trillion dollars! We're definitely not the same as that Ponzi guy. Claude told me so!