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Google performed a remarkably brisk reverse ferret last week, launching AI image generation in Google Earth and yanking it the next day after certain sections of the internet did the inevitable. This is how it began: "Today we're bringing AI image generation with Nano Banana to Google Earth, letting you virtually reimagine …

  1. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
    Facepalm

    "people uniquely trust Google Earth for a reliable view of the world"

    Well, we know who they voted for.

    That trust by visitors to the remoter parts of Australia has drawn comments from more than one Coroner.

    Out in the vastness of the Australian outback they say you are drawn closer to God. Doubtless but perhap faster and not quite in the way you had envisaged.

  2. ancilevien74
    Trollface

    "one trip around the Sun", so, 1 year?

    1. itscomplicated

      It must be on some other planet

      1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge
        1. Paul Herber Silver badge

          I'll raise you a TO-220AB and see how many legs it's got.

    2. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

      You beat me to it... Two Earth rotations, or two sunrises...

    3. Dan 55 Silver badge
      Trollface

      Did you say one whole year for a Google service? Incredible!

      1. Excused Boots Silver badge

        Even before I clicked on that link, I had ‘Taps’ playing in my head!

    4. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

      They've rolled back a bit too far, and we're back to the pre-Copernican geocentric model.

    5. Wisdom of ages

      I don't think the people that write the articles here are very smart. I've seen a lot of really stupid ones.

    6. Wisdom of ages

      1/365 of trip around the sun actually.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What are Google doing? Panicking. That they will lose their monopoly power.

    1. Fonant Silver badge

      Too late, I fear.

      Google is in decline, thanks to their switching from providing useful search results to serving up "AI" slop. Google: a once-good organisation.

      Duck Duck Go is the new Google.

      1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

        That is an understatement. I just searched (not asked) "planet with orbital period two days", and it answered first "there is none in the solar system", even when I uses "-solar" "-sun" -Venus" and so on no useful result.

        Only when I entered "I am not talking about the solar system or venus, you idiot" into the AI chat it offered extrasolar planets. Four candidates with "two days" orbit. A google search check, with results from science.nasa.gov revealed: Only one of those four is correct. Last sentence I wrote into the AI chat was: "Kepler-407b is wrong. HAT-P-23b is wrong. WASP-43b is wrong. TOI-2267 d is the only right answer. You suck."

        The google-AI is even too stupid to google-check its own results.

        https://science.nasa.gov/exoplanet-catalog/kepler-407-b/

        https://science.nasa.gov/exoplanet-catalog/hat-p-23-b/

        https://science.nasa.gov/exoplanet-catalog/wasp-43-b/

        https://science.nasa.gov/exoplanet-catalog/toi-2267-d/

      2. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Up until now businesses bought Google advertising to bring customers their way, but there's little point if click-through rates from Google Search have dropped thanks to AI Slop Overview. They're killing the thing that everything else depends on (including AI which is a money burner).

  4. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge

    Playbook

    1. Cram AI into everything

    2. ???

    3. Profit

    And that's how clueless Google sabotaged a well regarded product/service of theirs.

  5. MrAptronym

    Genuinely curious: what was the intent behind this? All I can think of is how easy this makes disinformation, I cannot think of a SINGLE productive use for that. What are we even doing?

    1. Roger Lipscombe

      Review-driven development

      The intent was probably to get the project manager a good review. Imagine yourself, a lowly project manager, are stuck on the Google Earth project. What are you to do to get that sweet, sweet "exceeds expectations" in your review? Without that, you're stuck on this project for at least another trip around the Sun (our sun, Sol, to be clear). To get a good review, you've gotta show you're all in on that AI stuff.

      And thus: here we are. GenAI wedged into something that doesn't need it (at best) and is actively harmful (more likely).

      1. doublelayer Silver badge

        Re: Review-driven development

        To hyperfocus on an unimportant part of your comment, "Without that, you're stuck on this project for at least another trip around the Sun (our sun, Sol, to be clear)." Why does that make it clearer? I've seen the Latin name thing in a bunch of sci-fi, but it always seemed pointless to me, since we don't call other glowy heavy fusion things suns, at least not usually, we call them stars. It made even less sense when several authors decided to always refer to Earth as Terra, as if Earth had been made a generic name for "planet", while never using it as such and all the non-Earth planets having their own recognizable name anyway.

    2. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

      Simplified planning of a pool, house, road, rail etc. A faster preview of what it would look like. There would be use.

      1. MrAptronym

        I suppose, but do you plan personal building projects based on what a satellite image looks like? I have not, and don't see the utility in doing so, but perhaps for urban planning or something? I know nothing about how that works.

        1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

          I have check the historic images if google earth for shadows at various day and year times. Why? Placement of solar panels, and checking for places where they should not be 'cause evil evil neighbour house chimney...

          Apart from that: I did mention larger than personal projects as well, hm?

    3. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
      Mushroom

      Genuinely curious: what was the intent behind this?

      Showing the hellscape of Coventry for what it is - by having the AI show giant, man-eating, mutant cockroaches on the map, alongside the burning wreckage of the horrible concrete city centre!

      Haven't lived there for 35 years. I'm definitely over it though...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Apart from the Student Housing Towers and formerly Ikea, not much has changed.

        The Coventry Telegraph was also taken over by Retch media, so are only really interested in Cycle Lanes, Chippy’s and freeloading restaurant reviews.

        1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

          I think you'll find that's called the 'Ov'en'y'Ev'nin''Eleg'aph!

          Although I doubt they sell it on the streets anymore. God! I'm old!

    4. doublelayer Silver badge

      I think just entertainment. That lets them count more users as active AI users, which adds to the already high number of daily active AI users (people who use Google search whether or not they end up reading the AI answer they get). I could see people using this to generate fake imagery for video that still has the satellite-like view, and using an actual photo of the target before adding the fictional stuff means less risk of hallucinated things around it. I'm not sure productive use was something they planned for.

  6. Nifty

    Awww they were just beta testing it for you.

  7. Noodle

    I genuinely wonder what kind of bubble these people live in where they cannot foresee the inevitable misuse of these kind of features, despite all the historical evidence of how these things go when opened to the world at large.

  8. Wisdom of ages

    If you're not supposed to make fake satellite photos with a fake satellite photo Maker what good is it?

  9. just4this Bronze badge

    Back soon.

    By stronger guardrails they mean preventing people re-renaming The Gulf of America.

  10. dave 76

    for those of use who do not click on X links

    This is how it's going, less than 48 hours later: "Thanks for your submissions, we appreciate it – unfortunately we have seen people sharing screenshots of generated imagery that appear to violate our policies. So we've rolled back this feature in Google Earth while we work on implementing stronger guardrails."

    would it have hurt to put a screenshot or a more complete description for those of us who do not visit X?

    1. RockBurner

      Re: for those of use who do not click on X links

      Goes for all other social media links too.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    In other news

    There are trolls on the Internet!

  12. Wisdom of ages

    One turn of the earth, 1/365 of a trip around the sun.

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