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Would you trust a ransomware extortionist to delete the data they stole? One bank certainly wants you to. Well over a month into a ransomware cleanup job, River Financial Corporation tells regulators that it “took steps to attempt to suppress the affected data, including obtaining representations from the threat actor that it …

  1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Heartwarming

    In these days of Libor-rigging globally-evil global banks it's nice to find a small trusting organisation like this that operates on the 'pinky swear' system.

    I hope the CEO is called George Bailey and can explain that it's not the bank's data, it's the whole community's data

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Moronic idiots

    US bank places trust in ransomware crew ...

    See title.

    Not much more to say, eh?

    But wait ...

    Maybe it is about there being honour between crooks?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Moronic idiots

      More likely - pay the fellas and avoid the possibility of the class action lawsuit to have hard proof upon us

      1. Richard 12 Silver badge

        Re: Moronic idiots

        That won't work.

        Paying the criminals just exposes the bank to even greater risk.

  3. Gavsky

    "You've deleted the data, right?"

    "Yup - all gone"

    "How do I know?"

    "Well, we're criminals & so inherently honest"

    "Oh, okay"...

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    lucky me

    I'm glad I didn't open an account with them and didn't fill out an online account application.

  5. Michael Hoffmann Silver badge
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    Paging Cato the Elder

    Ceterum censo, anybody paying off ransomware should themselves go to jail.

    Icon : yeah, ad bestias would work too -->

  6. Donn Bly

    Despite the title this article is NOT about US Bank

    The title to this article has a bit of an issue. US Bank (NYSB:USB) and River Financial Corporation (OTCMKTS: RVRF) are two very different, unrelated companies. By using the name of US Bank to refer to River Financial, even inadvertently, people will get confused, and lawyers are likely to generate a few pages of correspondence and leave a few pockets lighter.

    1. VicMortimer Silver badge
      WTF?

      This article IS about US bank

      That's not an issue for the title of the article, that's an issue for the company stupid enough to name itself "US Bank" when that's a generic term.

      So YES, the article IS about a US bank. It does not matter if it's about a very stupidly named bank or not.

      1. retiredFool Silver badge

        Re: This article IS about US bank

        Had to look it up as I agree with the grandparent, calling yourself US Bank would get a lawyer up in your business. It is called River Bank, not US Bank. It was the Reg that was using the generic US Bank as in a bank in the US. Name of the bank is River Bank & Trust,

        River Financial Corporation operates as the bank holding company for River Bank & Trust. It serves Alabama and Florida, which given their ineptness does seem appropriate.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: This article IS about US bank

          If the article was about a UK bank then the headline would read 'UK bank places trust...'. Luckily no bank in the UK has chosen to call itself UK Bank.

          1. Albert Coates Bronze badge

            Re: This article IS about US bank

            Agreed. But I wish the author would stop using the abysmal business-jargon 'per', as in "River has not yet completed its investigation, per its most recent filing." What's wrong with "According to "? Going forward, on an agile basis, I suspect I'm going to end up getting more downvotes than that "wine and steak" commentard.

            1. Dinanziame Silver badge
              Happy

              Re: This article IS about US bank

              Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

              Time is money, i.e. shorter is better, e.g. per.

      2. doublelayer Silver badge

        Re: This article IS about US bank

        The company's issue can soon become someone else's issue when a trademark lawyer gets involved. You can argue that it's down to that company's poor choice of name, but that won't help if they cared enough to make a legal case of it. Since this is just a headline and the article clears up the specific bank, it would probably be a complaint that El Reg could win, but if it got that far, it would be a pyrrhic victory.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Investments

    This story leads one to steongly suspect this bank has invested its clients' money in:

    * Dutch tulips;

    * Subprime mortgages;

    * Cryptocurrencies;

    * Non-Fungible Tokens;

    * Artificial "Intelligence"; and,

    * Magic beans.

    1. Alumoi Silver badge

      Re: Investments

      As every bank does.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Devil

      Re: Investments

      Cryptocurrencies can be exchange for fiat money for a longer time than the other options. My broker said so.

  8. JWLong Silver badge

    Of Course We Deleted the Dara

    And, I love you.......

    The check is in the mail........

    And, I promise not to cum in yiur mouth!..............

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Devil

      Re: Of Course We Deleted the Dara

      Some gals love when you come into their mouths, that’s a private thing between couples

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sold! Down the river…

    Seems legit.

    You can bank on it.

  10. meski-oz

    A side note on cyber verbiage

    So if they did delete it, the weasel word could be deduplicated.

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