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BORK!BORK!BORK! An update message made an unscheduled appearance on a big screen during July's On The Beach event in Brighton, England. Partially obscured by speakers capable of deafening those at the back of the audience, the pop-up still managed to compete with the performers for attention. Thanks to modern technology, …

  1. cookieMonster
    Trollface

    That’s just

    Madness, honestly

    1. steviebuk Silver badge

      Re: That’s just

      This post deserves an award :)

    2. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: That’s just

      Richard Speed is to be thanked for allowing this comment to occur; it must have taken herculean levels of self restraint to avoid making the direct reference himself whilst still dropping into TFA the trail of breadcrumbs that led to the inevitable.

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
        Happy

        Re: That’s just

        You might even say he went, one step beyond...

        1. Anonymous Custard Silver badge
          Trollface

          Re: That’s just

          Or maybe it must be love for his commentards?

          It'd be a grey day without such opportunities in this house of fun.

    3. Pussifer
      Linux

      Re: That’s just

      This would never happen in our house.

    4. Locky

      Re: That’s just

      It will defiantly be giving someone a Cardiac Arrest

      1. Tempest 3K

        Re: That’s just

        I'm more worried these will start occurring as I'm Driving in my car.....

      2. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

        Re: That’s just

        Good old Madness. Jaunty tunes, some very grim lyrics. Two of my favourite songs when I was 6 were House of Fun and Cardiac Arrest. One about a guy hitting 16 and going to buy his first condoms and one about a guy dying of over-work/stress.

  2. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Code

    The code is probably

    if customer is doing something important then it is a good time to check for new updates to help them.

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      Re: Code

      Using technology first perfected by the printer industry.

    2. Anonymous Custard Silver badge
      Headmaster

      Re: Code

      And not forgetting that they're saved to be performed at shutdown whenever you need to leave in a hurry...

      1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

        Re: Code

        If presentation in the calendar is due now then trigger full system update. You shouldn't be doing presentation on an outdated system. The audience will see you as diligent and prepared.

  3. Pussifer
    Linux

    From the article - 'What do you do? Do you allow the update to proceed? Do you close the message and hope it won't reappear at an inopportune moment? And if you do something, do you risk interfering with a carefully choreographed show?'

    Use a proper, industrial strength OS in the first place - not one that you don't control. (Is it a Mac?)

    1. phuzz Silver badge

      The real answer, (because the poor techie sweating bullets in the middle of a live show, almost certainly did not get to choose the OS), is to drag the window right to the bottom of the screen so that only a few pixels are visible.

  4. laughthisoff

    Primary vs secondary displays.

    Your customer/presentation/public facing screen should never be your device's primary (or active OS) display. Rookie mistake. An event of that scale should have known better. And disable flippin' updates!

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