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EXCLUSIVE Google invited residents living near its newly built datacenter north of London to meet the team at the local council offices on Wednesday evening – and was met with a barrage of complaints about poor consultation, noise, and light pollution. The Waltham Cross Datacenter (WXT), which was officially opened last year, …

  1. Tron Silver badge

    The merest sniff of one of these in your area...

    ...and the value of your home is going to drop.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Alert

      Re: The merest sniff of one of these in your area...

      It's a DC or a SF says the local council!

      Sewage Farm

      1. Caver_Dave Silver badge
        Unhappy

        Re: The merest sniff of one of these in your area...

        In my area it is <whatever the council is being paid to push> or a "travelers site". It's even in the Council minutes of the meetings - they don't hide it at all.

        Blackmail!

        Edited to say that I was a Chairman of a Parish Council

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The merest sniff of one of these in your area...

        Is there actually much difference?

        1. David 164

          Re: The merest sniff of one of these in your area...

          In loughton, it -0.6% but I'm guess it would be impossible to prove that the data center and not the fact that interest rates are much higher than a few years ago and people simply can no longer afford to pay what they would a couple of years ago.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The merest sniff of one of these in your area...

        There was a time when behind Berrylands station, which was 1 stop north of Surbiton on the line to London Waterloo had open aeration and settling ponds at the sewage works there.

        Kingston Polytechnic must have got the nearby land cheap to build their student accommodation.

        You had to hold your breath as much as possible if you took a stopping service when it stopped Berrylands.

        Years later, they redeveloped the works and those open ponds are no longer in use

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: The merest sniff of one of these in your area...

          > You had to hold your breath as much as possible if you took a stopping service when it stopped Berrylands.

          Yeah, I'm not sure student hygiene has improved much these days.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: The merest sniff of one of these in your area...

            “Neil, your bath is ready!”

      4. druck Silver badge

        Re: The merest sniff of one of these in your area...

        At least with a sewage farm it invokes some childhood memories of beach holidays in the 1970s*.

        *I was walking through the village many years ago, when I thought I could smell the sea just like my family holidays in Devon in the 70s, then I came around the corner and found some road works with a warning sign for sewage works, I realised exactly what I'd been playing in as a child.

    2. Recluse

      Re: The merest sniff of one of these in your area...

      ... along with the voltage of the local electrical grid feeding your home

  2. Andy 68

    33-acre

    > 33-acre (133,546 m²) site north of the M25 motorway that encircles London.

    That's going to be a very thin site if it encricles London

    1. Fr. Ted Crilly Silver badge

      Re: 33-acre

      1/155,242 of a Wales iirc...

    2. Excused Boots Silver badge
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      Re: 33-acre

      "33-acre (133,546 m²) site north of the M25 motorway that encircles London.”

      Personally I’m just relieved El Reg used motorway rather than freeway.

  3. Fr. Ted Crilly Silver badge

    well um

    No one's done it yet so I will...

    “But the plans were on display…”

    “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”

    “That’s the display department.”

    “With a flashlight.”

    “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

    “So had the stairs.”

    “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

    “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

    1. ITMA Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: well um

      Fiend.... You beat me to it!

      LOL

    2. UCAP Silver badge

      Re: well um

      Yes, but you *did* find it!

    3. David 164

      Re: well um

      I don't see what the issue is. You found the plans and you objected to the plans. But let be honest no matter what the plans were, you were going to object to them weren't you Arthur be honest now.

      1. dmesg Bronze badge
        Alert

        Re: well um

        But let's be honest both. No matter what the objections, you were going to carry out the plan, weren't you?

    4. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

      Re: well um

      Flashlight? Torch, surely.

      1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

        Re: well um

        *Fleshlight. Freudian slip.

    5. PB90210 Silver badge

      Re: well um

      "...in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying”...

      'Welcome to Mar-a-lago'

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Scunthorpe

    3 datacenters planned for Scunthorpe.

    They've only announced capacity plans for one of them. It requires more electricity than the ENTIRE current household usage of Yorkshire, Humberside and Lincolnshire COMBINED and the water equivalent of over 100,000 homes.

    Meanwhile, the proles are being told to not use hosepipes and that if we don't immediately swap to an energy efficient toaster we're directly responsible for the death of every human on the planet.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Scunthorpe

      If Typhoo put the T in Britain

      What were you doing in Scunthorpe?

    2. david 12 Silver badge

      Re: Scunthorpe

      That's just an ambit claim.

      So that when they come back with the new plans (Water equivalent of only 20,000 homes!, less electricity than the ENTIRE current household usage of Yorkshire!), the planning bodies can give them credit for the massive reduction. (Only 3 stories higher than the height limit!)

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Scunthorpe

      Yes, but imagine the threes of jobs this will bring.

    4. GreetingsStarfighter

      Re: Scunthorpe

      Scunthorpe. The only football team with a swear word in it...

      1. Mark #255
        Headmaster

        Re: Scunthorpe

        I think the gunners might want a word...

      2. Tron Silver badge

        Re: Scunthorpe

        Depending upon one's pronunciation...

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phuket_Andaman_F.C.

    5. stjs16

      Re: Scunthorpe

      DW, I live not so far away and huge chunks of farmland are going through planning to become Solar farms. I look forward to even faster rendering of cats with tiaras.

    6. Paul Herber Silver badge

      Re: Scunthorpe

      "toaster"

      Mmmm, toast, hot, buttered toast.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Scunthorpe

        Murderer!

  5. Jimjam3 Bronze badge

    Sounds like the council opted to use the approach from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

    BEWARE THE LEOPARD!

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It is our own fault

    That the likes of Google, Amazon and the other usual Suspects try to build monstrosities like this. Google this, Google that, Google Docs etc etc etc.

    If you live close to one of the things and use the services provided by the operator then you know who to blame.

    I avoid Google, Amazon and Microslop like the plague. I know you can't erase them from your like completely because of AWS, AZURE etc but not using the stuff where they track your every mouse click, key press keeps your internet footprint to a minimum.

    Oh, and FSCK all ads. I never buy anything that is advertised to me. I've been doing that since 2010.

    1. Cubbie Roo

      Re: It is our own fault

      hmm 'consumer fault' up to a point maybe, but it looks to me like massive overbuild (funded by a huge debt load) on the assumption there will be massive demand . . . . . I think that assumption is woefully misguided.

    2. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

      Re: It is our own fault

      Oh, and FSCK all ads. I never buy anything that is advertised to me. I've been doing that since 2010

      I haven't seen one since adblockers became a Thing

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    In the UK we have neighbours.

    1. lglethal Silver badge
      Trollface

      Really I thought Neighbours was an Australian production?

      I thought Britain was more Eastenders?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        CoronAItion Street

        Cross-talk-roads

        BrookSSIDe

        TakeTheWiFiRoad

        The Patchtice.

        etc.

        etc.

        1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

          I see, it's a Friday

  8. david 12 Silver badge

    77 MW of IT capacity

    Register Units. Which makes it, " IT capacity of around 500 IBM System 7000 main frame computers" at 150KW each. (A large part of that was the cooling load)

    Earlier System 700 mainframes were even more IT capacity! Around 150KW just to run the CPU.

    1. cyberdemon Silver badge
      Flame

      Re: 77 MW of IT capacity

      Or they could quote it in units of actual output i.e. 77MW is about 6000 continuous slop-streams of fake Veo2-generated video, according to my fag-packet (based on my reading that a 5-second clip uses 1kWh, so an hour clip might be 12kWh i.e. a continuous fake nigel farage would use 12kW to talk endless slop on GB news without sleeping, and with an attention span of 5 seconds)

      Then, they could consider the "value" of said output, and the value of slop is plainly negative..

      1. katrinab Silver badge
        Alert

        Re: 77 MW of IT capacity

        Or, the average household in Waltham Forest consumes 2309.4 kWh/year of electricity - source https://www.ons.gov.uk/explore-local-statistics/indicators/domestic-electricity-consumption

        There are 8760 hours in a year, so that means the average power draw of a house in that borough is 263W. Which means that it uses the same amount of electricity as 292775 households.

        There are only 102900 households in the borough, source https://www.walthamforest.gov.uk/council-and-elections/about-us/statistics-about-borough

        so it is using almost 3x as much electricity as all the residents of the borough put together.

        And, it is basically a 77MW fan heater, so of course it is going to make the local area a bit hotter.

        1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

          Re: 77 MW of IT capacity

          and a heck of a lot nosier with all those cooling fans. Nasty.

        2. Richard 12 Silver badge

          Re: 77 MW of IT capacity

          If it's genuinely 77MW of IT capacity, then it's roughly double that in actual draw as it also needs to run the cooling system.

          So it's a 140MW fan heater.

    2. doug_bostrom

      Re: 77 MW of IT capacity

      It's a ridiculous expression as indeed it fails to express capacity, and I'm surprised The Register has succumbed to the term.

      77MW of triodes? Relay ladders? Walking-beam engines repurposed as logic gates?

      1. doublelayer Silver badge

        Re: 77 MW of IT capacity

        For most of the factors we care about, power is a suitable metric. That accurately describes the power requirements, the heat output, and to some extent, the cooling needs. It doesn't express the amount of computation, but I wonder whether you could suggest something that could since it would depend on the specific processors being installed, and even the builders don't know exactly what type of chips they're going to put there. Even if we did know, there aren't great units for compute capacity, though we can do some calculations and give it a number of petaflops at a certain precision. Also, if you did report both values, the power one is the one that would be mostly stable, whereas the flops count would change whenever hardware was upgraded or they adjusted what they're using the DC for.

      2. aardvarkus

        Re: 77 MW of IT capacity

        Trees burned per token?

        1. Paul Herber Silver badge

          Re: 77 MW of IT capacity

          Are plans to use the leaf as currency on hold then?

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: 77 MW of IT capacity

          Heatwaves per month

  9. Nifty

    In September 2024, the UK government officially designated data centres as Critical National Infrastructure, putting them on equal footing with water, energy, and emergency services.

    This means that standard local residents' objections can be and are overridden. Complaining about Broxbourne council may be a waste of time.

    And I'm wondering how Google manages to afford British industrial electricity. Surely paying for that contravenes its duty to shareholders?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      That is true, and it's a problem because it allows the government to override the local council's decision. It effectively diverts the big brown envelope from the council to the government.

      However, the council could already override the residents because resident's objections carry zero legal weight in the planning decision process. The whole objection system is just a sham to make local residents think they have some say in the matter. The planning officer's only criteria is to determine whether or not the application complies with planning laws, and usually the developers have expensive lawyers who try to stretch the law as far as possible and push through plans for things they know damn well are unlawful.

  10. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

    "if you'd listened to people, we wouldn't be here right now."

    When they say that, what they really mean is "you didn't do what we wanted". (I have a lot of sympathy. I wouldn't want live next to a bitbarn and would do my best to stop it.) But it infuriates me up that people think "listening" inevitably leads to doing what they asked for. There is no sense of other people saying different things and having to balance competing priorities.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      If they had listened to residents they wouldn't be any houses forthese people to live in. There would be farmland with 2 peasants and a local squire who objects to building Waltham Cross in case it brings peasants to the area and scares the pheasants.

      1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge

        They DID listen to the residents. They just decided to ignore them.

  11. TimMaher Silver badge
    Windows

    Broxbourne.

    It used to be quite a nice place.

    But that was a very long time ago.

    Before the M25.

    1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge

      Re: Broxbourne.

      Assumes 1,000 yard stare:

      Before the dark times. Before The Empire.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Local authorities

    Don'ch'a luv'em!

    I was a local councillor for many years. Unusual one, me, because I was not a developer. Chair of the next council up the tree was an old-style property-inheriting Posh Fat Bastard, with an army of droids to bury all the facts but the plummy voice and smarmy smirk. They were the only ones who got paid any money, the rest were pleased when they were treated no worse than ear wax. Bizarrely, local government has evolved to cement these not-criminals-how-could-you-say-such-a-thing-can-I-fob-you-off-or-must-I-buy-you-off in place behind an impossible labyrinth of bureaucracy. How can that have happened?

    1. Tron Silver badge

      Re: Local authorities

      Local govt. fraud is generally easier to get away with than national govt. fraud. Burnham plans to decentralise aspects of the state, so there will be a lot more opportunities to get away with stuff at a local level in the near future. 'Private Eye' has been documenting the scams that do surface for decades. Most of it never reaches the mainstream media. The fraud never ends. It's just the names of the perpetrators that change.

  13. Wempy

    physical tax?

    Now they have an actual physical footprint in the UK will they pay some tax?

    1. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
      Boffin

      Re: physical tax?

      No, as you'll find out no british user is allowed to use the data centers in britain, therefore no transaction takes place within britain and therefore google earns the taxable profits abroad.

      Further more, due to all google DCs in britain running at a loss due to water/power consumption, that entitles google to tax relief on any google transaction that does take place here.

      Hope that clarifies your point

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: physical tax?

        Don't blame Google. Blame the authors of the tax codes.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: actual physical footprint

      They do have other places in the UK. There is a big place next to BMW UK's HQ in Cove, Hampshire (edge of Farnborough and near J4A of the M3)

      It used to be the UK HQ of Nokia. AFAIK, they have a campus near St Pancras Station in London.

      Yes to them paying 95% tax on all transactions. Google is evil personified.

      1. MarkTriumphant

        Re: actual physical footprint

        What is the name of the place in Farnborough - I can only see BMW as I go past.

  14. David 164

    So perfectly normal when you get a bunch of NIMBY in a room rather than useful suggestions more trees, turning lights off after a certain time, they complain about things that can't be changed.

    1. short

      Google's commitment was to hold a meeting with locals. Box ticked. There's no way they'll actually do anything substantive, they DGAF, and why should they? The UK is woefully short of people who'll shoot playfully at / into infrastructure projects, USA-style.

      Until you've had something dumped on you, destroying your life / livelihood, you don't really appreciate the NIMBY fury. There's no upside, no compensation, they just take your land and fuck you over forever. You can't stay, can't leave. With NSIPs, it's backed up by the government, too, so you have zero recourse except ranting on comment sections.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Wrong! JCB is still in business. I know you lot can't carry guns or knives any more, but I haven't heard that construction equipment is banned.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Ironically the JCB is the only native predator of the datacenter

    2. rg287 Silver badge

      rather than useful suggestions more trees, turning lights off after a certain time

      Eh, they're not even going to do the easy things - even though they could.

      A well known UK manufacturing firm built a large factory within eyeline of my parent's house (although they've got a couple of miles separation). The plans showed lots of planting along the embankments that were raised around the perimeter. In theory you shouldn't have been able to see any part of the building once it was mature. But they never did, and the council certainly weren't going to make them. You can't see the factory from the road going past it because they used the foundation spoil to raise earthworks as a screen, but of course you can see it from further back (i.e. most of their neighbours).

      There's loads of light pollution because the exterior floodlights are all above the height of the perimeter berm.

      All commercial lighting is fundamentally facing the wrong way. You have big floodlights on the building facing out, because it's cheap to install them there (bolted to the wall, you already have power in the building). The reality ought to be that whether you turn the lights off at night shouldn't be an issue because you should mount any required floods at the perimeter facing in. No risk of locals having light beaming through their bedroom windows then.

      But they won't because that costs a bit of money - putting in a buried cable round the perimeter, raising lights on poles instead of on the building. And obviously we're all well aware that in a £300m build, fitting lighting in a fashion that doesn't ruin life for your neighbours is the straw that will break the camel's back. Everything must be done in the cheapest way possible so you can book record profits and the chairman can have a new Gulfstream.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        >UK manufacturing firm

        That's the problem with a Labour government. The tories were at least consistent in trying to eradicate UK manufacturing.

        1. rg287 Silver badge

          The tories were at least consistent in trying to eradicate UK manufacturing.

          This one is a significant Tory donor. The exception that proves the rule perhaps.

  15. VoiceOfTruth Silver badge

    Communique to the plebs

    Britain is not a democracy. Your views don't count. You should be grateful for all this environmental pollution. More is coming your way.

    1. ComicalEngineer Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: Communique to the plebs

      Sarcasm recognised. Have an up vote

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Communique to the plebs

        So just declare everywhere outside the M25 as a Royal Forrest and Chuckie3 can build all the picturesque bit barns he wants

    2. IGotOut Silver badge

      Re: Communique to the plebs

      "You should be grateful for all this environmental pollution. "

      Not as much as your home country is putting out due, to all those oil terminals and warehouses currently ablaze.

  16. spireite Silver badge

    Complainants backgrounds......

    I always wonder how may of them actually work in IT, and use the cloud..... yet don;'t want the resource they need on their doorstep.

    1. short

      Re: Complainants backgrounds......

      Do you want it on your doorstep? If so, I imagine there are some reasonably priced houses you could move to?

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Complainants backgrounds......

        I don't want an airport, trainline, motorway, sewage works, hospital, quarry or other houses anywhere near my house

        Obviously I want to use airports,trains, motorways, hospitals etc but I don't want them to affect the price of my house. I'll vote for any politician that will effectively block and development.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Complainants backgrounds......

          I thought all or nearly all UK railroads were without level crossings, so living next to one shouldn't be a problem because you won't have horns blaring at all hours. I live about 1.2km from a main freight line, but since there are no level crossings within 4km, i only hear the horns if the wind is blowing hard from precisely that direction...

          And these days, that just reminds me that civilisation hasn't collapsed yet.

          1. rg287 Silver badge

            Re: Complainants backgrounds......

            I thought all or nearly all UK railroads were without level crossings,

            Lol.

            Inter-city mainlines mostly, branch lines (even quite large ones), no.

            It is policy to remove them as and when major renewals allow, and they certainly aren't building any new ones, but in some places this is extremely difficult - e.g. where the line runs right through a village and there's no way to grade-separate the railway from roads because of butted up housing. The only options would be a road bridge higher than the adjacent housing, or to close the line for a year and fully cut-and-cover it. There's a section of West Coast Mainline in Staffordshire that has at least 4 (IIRC) level crossings in the space of a couple of miles (running through Stone and Barlaston). Notionally a 110mph line - but when I used to work around there some trains didn't look like they're were making double digits!

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Complainants backgrounds......

          "I don't want an airport, trainline, motorway, sewage works, hospital, quarry or other houses anywhere near my house

          Obviously I want to use airports,trains, motorways, hospitals etc but I don't want them to affect the price of my house. I'll vote for any politician that will effectively block and development."

          How much is the daily heil these days?

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Complainants backgrounds......

          Agreed. Just send them to other European countries and encourage job creation there.

  17. Sproggit Silver badge

    Suggested Condition

    How about...

    The government enacts a law that says that if any multinational corporation wants to conduct business in the UK, they must form a wholly-owned subsidiary and all UK-related business must be conducted in the UK, under UK law. The provisions of this new UK law would further state that taxation of said company profits would only permit *UK* expense deductions and NOT cross-border licensing deals.

    In other words, that would prevent Google - and others (Starbucks, Facebook, Amazon, Microsoft, et al) from spiriting away their profits and bleeding the UK Exchequer of legitimate tax revenue.

    Because - let's not forget - anything that corporations don't pay in "corporation tax", we will end up paying in "Income Tax".

    It is way past time that the government closed all these tax loopholes. Way pays time.

    And please don't tell me that this isn't possible. If we have to pay 20% VAT for goods and services that we buy off e.g. Amazon, then the purchase takes place in the UK, under UK tax law. So Amazon can damned well pay corporation tax in the UK as well. This one change would put *billions* a year back in to the UK Exchequer...

    1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

      Re: Suggested Condition

      The most obvious and immediate effect would be the collapse of all inward investment to the UK, and a massive spike in unemployment as the multinationals buggered off to Ireland, or maybe Scotland if they chose not to adopt the same policies.

      1. Sproggit Silver badge

        Re: Suggested Condition

        Three observations in response...

        First is - the lack of "inward investment" that you rightly point out would be a consideration might be significantly offset by tax receipts from companies that decided to stay.

        Second is - the foreign multinationals have clearly remained because they see a market here - so if they decided to quit because they didn't like a level taxation playing field - well, that would leave an established market open for UK companies...

        Third is, "half a loaf is better than no bread" - if a commercial entity had to choose between making a profit and paying some tax on it on the one hand... or making no profit on the other... which do you think they would choose?

        I've heard the "inward investment" story done to death... but the UK is the 5th largest economy in the world. Do you really think multinationals operating in the UK would simply up and leave in a fit of pique? Put another way, shareholders have ousted CEOs and/or file lawsuits for less. Not going to happen.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Suggested Condition

          > - if a commercial entity had to choose between making a profit and paying some tax on it on the one hand... or making no profit on the other... which do you think they would choose?

          I think they'll choose to concentrate on places where they can make the most money, and ignore the places where they don't. Look at the energy companies that are abandoning the UK due to north sea taxation and licensing policies.

      2. Spazturtle Silver badge

        Re: Suggested Condition

        Foreign direct investment should be banned anyway.

        Foreign companies don't invest in the UK because they want to help the UK, they do so because they plan to extract more money from the UK then they put in.

  18. pimppetgaeghsr

    Are we sure these residents didn't just think it was housing and were foaming at the mouth about it either way?

  19. Carl W

    Another Google DC is going in just up the road at North Weald Airfield

  20. PhilipN Silver badge

    What was there before?

    "vacant farmland.." WT actual F??!!

    1. Mast1

      Re: What was there before?

      ".....They paved paradise

      And put up a parking lot....."

      Credit: Joni Mitchell, 1970.

      Don't get me started on solar farms being put on prime farmland (at least in UK), with the added by product of an 'eco reserve'.

      What happens when prices rise on world food markets ?

      1. Rahbut

        Re: What was there before?

        But farmland is an asset class - and if farmers are struggling to turn a profit, or the farmland is owned by an Italian billionaire (like some of the farmland here in Norfolk), chances are they can make more $$$ with solar panels and a few sheep.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Shetland is looking good

    5000 acres, nice little bothy right in the centre.

    Only visit town when the sheep start to look attractive and the scotch is getting low.

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