Re: I didn't know that Access was still kicking
My first job out of university was on a multi-year contract in an office where a coworker “learned” Access for grad school and created a database that was essentially an Excel file with static image references and a GUI that a disturbed child would have made to catalogue their collection of cat heads.
Being my first job, I didn’t want to make waves, so I said nothing when the process of editing the Access file was explained to me. You see, this database was shared with the entire office. And as one does when one needs to share a database, the method of sharing it was to place the file on a network drive.
“Now, wait” you say, “that’s a recipe for losing data and having work overwritten.” Silly you, spoken like someone who isn’t a database creator. My colleague explained his foolproof process thusly: “Before you go to work in the database, edit the file name and put ‘WORKING’ at the end, so people know you’re working, then when you finish, remove ‘WORKING’ from the file name so we know it’s free. Whatever you do, don’t open a file with WORKING, or someone will lose their work when you save it.”
I duly added WORKING each day and removed it each afternoon. Until around the fourth day, when, being that it was my first job and at a much sought after employer, I resolved to show how much WORKING I could do, spending the entire day painstakingly reviewing and editing a few thousand records. I went to close it for the day when a pop-up up popped. Access Wizard had edited the file, not only were all of my changes lost, but I didn’t even know when they were lost.
Panicked, I ran to his office and politely asked “Did you open the database?”
“Yes”
“But the filename said ‘WORKING’!”
“It said working all day, so I thought you forgot to change the name.”
From talking to IT, I learned that we had a site license for FileMaker that no one ever used. I asked to install it, then came in a few hours early the next morning and imported all of the Access records, and threw together a beautiful GUI.
When the department head came in (always one of the first in the office), I showed it to them and explained all of the benefits, not least being that everyone in the office could use it at the same time, and it would cost us nothing.
By the time Access Wizard arrived in the office, IT was installing copies on all of the office computers and setting me up with a server.
Access Wizard never forgave me for that. What followed was three years of endless backbiting and sabotage. When my contract came up, the department head informed me that I couldn’t stay on, because there was too much animosity in the office. They still wrote me lovely references for another decade, until they retired.
Thanks to that experience, I’ll always have a soft spot for FileMaker and a deep, seething, burning, fiery, incandescent hatred for Access.
Last I heard of it the FileMaker database was right before the pandemic when an intern reached out to me on behalf of Access Wizard to ask how to access the records. By that time, IT had finally dropped their license, so I offered to dump all of the records to PDF and CSV, but in typical intern style, they saw something shiny and floated away.
ETA: At one point during my contract, IT told me they wanted to get rid of the FileMaker license and asked if I would be willing to have them migrate everything to a proper SQL database. I told them that would be fine, but they would have to be responsible for dealing with my coworkers every time they urgently wanted to make a petty change to the GUI or tweak a report. They renewed the license instead.