Zombie Starmer's Victorian internet: An Internet without Things.
Those of you who think that Zombie Starmer's campaign to ban nudity in the UK cannot be implemented, should know that his office have supplied details to the tech industry of how it can be done: Software asks a file if it contains nudity, the file fesses up, and is deleted. That sort of genius is why politicians run our countries, not tech folk.
All acts of censorship offer lucrative commercial opportunities. For example, doorbells with cameras can be repurposed for bedroom doors. With AI, they can monitor parents 24/7 and lock the bedroom door when they are in a state of undress, or engaged in activities that you wouldn't want their kids to walk in and see.
Mirrors can be replaced by screens, cameras and AI. If you are dressed, you see a mirror image (pay extra, and it will di Caprio you, to boost your self esteem). But if you are naked, it will blur parts of you, so you do not see yourself naked.
All cameras sold it in the UK will soon have this auto-blurring capability, so you will not be able to photograph or video any form of nudity.
NHS workers will be given adapted meta goggles which block anything naked, with additional training so they insert catheters and conduct surgery unsighted.
Obviously, famous art works depicting nudes will not be burned on bonfires. They will be sold to foreign perverts. It is calculated that if every artistic object held in the UK, publicly or privately, was sold, it might raise enough money to complete HS2 by 2050, allowing people to travel a little faster from just outside London to just outside Birmingham.
I have to admit that it might be easier and cheaper just to have two internets, one reserved for children and British adults, with all content licensed and whitelisted.