I am soooo driven off by the new design...
This is the first time I am in the user forum instead of comments for articles...
First: Why less than 80 characters per line? With massive black space to the left and right? Some say "easier to read", which applies to PRINTED ON PAPER, where the paper stands still and you move your eyes. On computer we scroll, narrower lines means more scrolling, which is more strain to the eyes.
Did ElReg upgrade from C64 to VT100 and want to adjust to "wohoo, new tech, we can use 80 column now!"? Seriously, I started reading only 2/3rd or half of longer articles cause I constantly have to scroll. Especially after work I am way more sensitive to such stupid layout, and after work is the time I loved to read TheReg.
Stop following that "latest fad" many other sites were doing, think and really test how much difference that makes.
Second: Where is the PWNED tag? Security tag? Networking tag? Bork tag? BOFH tag? The scream about On Call and Who Me was big enough you restored them fast, but where is the rest of it? Who decided such a design change? My German directness says: Fire, instantly, for not even remotely understanding the readers.
Third: Why are there no tags at https://www.theregister.com/Week/ and https://www.theregister.com/archive/ ? What is wrong with TheReg forgetting such important details?
Fourth: Delayed forum discussion for each article, sometime over four hours until the "forum" link apprears. The Fecesbook, the shitterX, Linkedout, I-am-so-drunk-I-see-bluesky, bottitreddit, Whatsgone, those are instantly always active, but the discussion link is delayed. This is so obviously dark pattern, pushed entshittification by some "higher manglement" which should be instantly fired.
Last: Yes, I am from THAT European country famous for opening their mouth to complain, only one other EU country is more direct that we are :D.